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Because of this, we should try to make a sincere smile to ourselves and others, which is from the heart.
In the warm spring, try to throw a comfortable smile at the lush flowers, leisurely white clouds and a few weak water waves.
In the busy work and study, try to throw a knowing smile at the classmates who pass by you.
In today's competitive society, in the countless competitions in life, try to throw a friendly smile at your competitors.
When others are hostile or hurt you, you don't have to glare, but you can still smile back. A smile is a pitying criticism.
There are small contradictions between classmates, so there is no need to glare at them immediately. You can respond with a tolerant smile, believing that a smile will build a bridge of friendship between you and your classmates.
The bridge of friendship was not built in a day. If it collapses, it will be difficult to build it again. For this bridge of friendship, please smile at your classmates and everyone around you in your daily life. Some things can be done again when they are wrong, but the mental damage cannot be healed with the passage of time. Smiling is a good medicine, which can prevent mental injury.
Learning is not smooth sailing. There will always be setbacks and blows on the road of learning. Don't let your exam results determine your happiness, anger, sadness and joy. Those who dare to smile at failure are brave, fight with a smile and face failure with a smile. Let the smile turn into a gust of wind, blow the dust scattered in my heart, let the smile be like a ray of sunshine, and bring warmth to my cold heart. Ordinary people are outstanding because of their smiles, and poor people are rich because of their smiles. Try it, smile! No matter how sad and depressed you are, smiling can make you optimistic, cheerful, civilized, rational and noble. Please try, from every dull smile to success!
2. Composition: "Laughter", please write an article that laughter is a kind of cultivation.
Life owes us nothing, there is no need to frown. We should be grateful for life. At least, it gives us life and living space.
Smile is an attitude towards life, which is not necessarily related to wealth, status and circumstances. A rich man may be worried all day, while a poor man may be in a good mood: a disabled person may be calm and optimistic; People in a good situation may frown, and people in a bad situation may smile. ...
It is normal for a person's mood to be affected by the environment, but no matter how hard you suffer, it will not change your situation. On the contrary, if you live with a smile, you will increase your affinity, and others will be more willing to associate with you and get more opportunities.
Only those who have sunshine in their hearts can feel the sunshine of reality. If they are always sad, how can life be beautiful? Life is always a mirror, which reflects our image. When we cry, life is crying, and when we smile, life is smiling.
Smile from the heart, neither humble nor supercilious. It is neither a fool of the weak nor a flattery of the strong. A flattering smile is a fake smile, but a fake smile won't last long. Once they get the chance, they will take off their masks and show their true colors.
Smiling has no purpose, no matter to the boss or the doorman, it is the same. Smiling is respect for others and life. Smiling is rewarding. Interpersonal relationship is like the balance of forces in physics. As you treat others, others will treat you. The more you smile at others, the more others will smile at you.
After being misinterpreted by others, you can choose to be furious or smile. Usually, a smile is more powerful, because it will shock the other person's heart, and the openness revealed will make the other person feel small and ugly.
The clear is self-clear, and the turbid is self-turbid. Sometimes it is unnecessary to explain and argue too much. Give a smile to those who make trouble without reason and deliberately slander, and let time tell the rest.
At that time, some people said that Einstein's theory was wrong everywhere, and 100 scientists jointly testified. Einstein knew about it, just smiled and said, 100? So many people? Just prove that I'm really wrong and stand up alone.
Einstein's theory stood the test of time, but those people were defeated by a smile.
A smile comes from the heart and cannot be faked. Keep a "smile" attitude and life will be better. It is normal that there are setbacks, failures and misunderstandings in life. If you want to live a smooth life, you must first clear the obstacles in your heart. The essence of a smile is love, and people who know how to love will not be mediocre.
Smile is the best business card in life. Who doesn't want to make friends with an optimistic person? Smiling can give yourself a kind of self-confidence, and also give others a kind of self-confidence, so as to better stimulate potential.
Smiling is the best language among friends. A natural smile is worth a thousand words. Whether we meet for the first time or have known each other for a long time, a smile can bring people closer and make them feel warm.
Smiling is a kind of accomplishment, and it is also a very important accomplishment. The essence of a smile is kindness, encouragement and warmth. People who really know how to smile are always easy to get more opportunities than others and always easy to succeed.
3. Composition on the way of laughing (200-400 words) In class, teachers and students talk about "laughing" and "joking" and prepare to guide the kissing teacher: As the saying goes: "Laugh, it is ten years old; I am embarrassed and my head is white. "
"A smile solves a thousand worries." Next, let's have a one-minute fitness activity. According to the teacher's instructions, let all the students laugh.
Under the guidance of the teacher, the students smile, laugh or laugh in different postures. ) teacher: when everyone laughed just now, their expressions were brilliant. In fact, the language about "laughter" is also rich and colorful. Do you know the word "laugh"? Health: fake smile, sneer, hide a knife in the smile, laugh at meat but not smile.
Teacher: These smiles are not good, so it's better not to use them at ordinary times. Student: Smile, laugh, clap your hands and laugh. Learn from pot calling the kettle black: Students are really knowledgeable and talented! The teacher also collected some words about "laughter", let's "walk into the kingdom of laughter" together.
(Projection shows more than 50 words about "laughter" for students to read aloud) Teacher: Do you know the meaning of so many "smiles"? When students ask questions, the teacher asks them to explain or ask them to perform. If it is really difficult to understand, the teacher will explain. (1) "Laughter" is used to evaluate the happiness after the practice activities that induce happiness.
The teacher guides the students into the process of writing fragments. Teacher: Please choose the part that impresses you the most according to the plot you have observed, such as "Acting out laughter" and "Persuading laughter", write a specific and well-imagined segment to make it unique, and write a famous saying about your life and study in eight minutes.
(After about 6 minutes, the students finish the fragment writing one after another and give the exercise paper to the teacher. ) teacher: let's exchange our study results together.
(Showing the students' exercise papers with a physical projector) S: The best part is that the students laughed. When Teacher Fang gave the order, he clapped his hands and laughed.
Not only clapping your hands is harmful, but kicking your feet is also harmful. Teacher: This classmate writes quickly. Who will comment on the fragment she wrote? Health: She wrote a typo, that is, the terrible word "Li".
Teacher: The students who are performing are very good. I think this student's language is also very powerful, but not the most powerful. If you can change these two "awesome" into other sentences, but you can express "awesome" without the word "awesome", it will be really awesome. Please, change it yourself. Health: Not only did the hand clap loudly, but even the floor was slapped heavily, as if it were an earthquake.
Teacher: This implicit writing is much better than what I just wrote! Great progress! Health: I saw my classmate rubbing his eyes with his hands, his eyebrows hanging upside down, his mouth pulled down and he began to cry, as if he had been greatly wronged. Just as we were wondering, she strangely pointed her finger at the classmates under the stage and burst into laughter.
The original sadness was swept away. My face looks like a flower.
She smiled so happily, so crisp and so brilliantly that she infected the audience, and everyone couldn't help laughing, as if watching a super humorous blockbuster. This is really "this smile should only exist in the sky, how many times can people meet each other"! Teacher: Oh, this classmate's smile is really a "god" in your pen! Mr. Ye Shengtao, an educator in China, once said: "Correction is not picky, we should encourage more and point out more advantages."
Especially for students' exercises, teachers should try their best to care for this tender "seedling". Judging from the above clip.
We can easily find that teacher Fang's comments on students' homework also make them feel happy. On the basis of guidance, teachers guide students to inspire and correct each other, ponder and correct themselves, and seize the opportunity to praise and encourage, so as to promote students' higher-level verbal expression with positive emotional evaluation.
In this process, students not only feel the charm of language, but also experience the happiness of success. Moreover, from the poetic and spiritual language of students, we can also deeply feel the great charm of happy composition.
At the end of class, Mr. Fang presented a happy composition package, which was divided into compulsory and extra points: you must do an activity entitled "Remember 1000 Smiles", or you can do your own composition topic, freely arrange composition materials and choose your own composition form. The bonus title is: 1. Write a proposal: "Let's live with a smile every day" (or the title is self-made); Write a life motto (about learning to smile happily in the face of complicated life); 3. Write a true story: after class, convince others to lack confidence in life, or be suspected, misunderstood, wronged, encounter difficulties and setbacks, write a specific story, or write a composition on the topic of "frustration" and "pressure", and write how you overcome difficulties and pressures through a specific incident.
Appreciating Mr. Fang's composition class not only fills the class with laughter, but also gives students a new feeling, and even the homework is arranged with affection and interest. Compulsory practice actually enriches and perfects the practice fragments written in class, and does not pose learning pressure to students.
And get extra points. It is to let students "jump up and pick peaches" and let those students who have spare time to study do their best in challenging and tempting exercises.
In this way, from the beginning of class to the end of class, it extends to extracurricular activities, so that students can study, write and be happy in a relaxed, harmonious and fulfilling atmosphere from beginning to end. This is the true meaning of happy composition.
4. Laugh, write a composition of laughter, "Ha ha ha, come and see!" In the afternoon activity class, there were bursts of laughter on the playground. It is the teacher of our school who is holding the sports meeting tryouts!
You see, on the playground runway, the ball-holding competition is about to begin. Teacher Zhu holds the ball board in his right hand and puts the table tennis on the ball board in his left hand. The table tennis fell naughtily. He quickly bent down to pick it up and said, "Look where you are going, you can't escape from the palm of my Tathagata." We all laughed. Teacher Jiang stood solemnly at the starting line, and a classmate laughed and joked, "Look, it's like an experienced national athlete!" " "Everyone smiled happily again. The referee shouted, "Get ready-get ready. "There was a bang, and the teachers looked down at the ball. The flying hair fluttered in the wind and ran to the finish line like a happy little angel. We burst into laughter and some students blushed with laughter. Wow, the teacher's ball rolled off the board. We young viewers are very anxious and can't wait to help him pick it up, but he came to a beautiful Yin Yan, dipped in water and lifted the ball. " It's good. "Everyone applauded for him. His right hand swings up and down, his body leans and swings from side to side, just like Tie Guai Li on TV. Everyone laughed, Xiao Tao coughed with laughter, and Cao smiled and rubbed his stomach and groaned.
"Ha ha ha ..." Laughter came from another corner of the playground. It turns out that there is still a 10 meter walk! This game is even more exciting. The teachers are in groups of four, each of whom puts the shuttlecock on the vamp and limps forward on tiptoe. Watching their funny actions, there were hearty laughter from time to time on the playground. Hardly had Mr. Zhang walked a few steps when the badminton fell to the ground. She quickly picked up the badminton and put it on the vamp before leaving. A classmate said, "Look how smart Teacher Zhang is!" Everyone clapped their hands happily, smiled and admired.
On the other side of the playground, fixed-point shooting and jogging were also carried out with laughter, applause and cheers, and the laughter of teachers and students echoed over the playground.
You perform, I guess you compose. Today, in the composition cram school, we played a game called "You perform and I guess".
The rule is that performers perform actions according to idioms given by teachers. Let's guess the idiom represented by that action. The first performer is a classmate in gray.
He took the vocabulary that the teacher gave him, read it for a while, and then put it down. I saw him thinking with his chin in his hand, then suddenly turned around, bent down with his stomach in his hand, smiled, fell to the ground and smiled, and finally stood up again.
After his performance, everyone was talking noisily. What does this mean? I was lost in thought.
At this moment, a classmate suddenly raised his hand. Did he think of it? Sure enough, his answer is correct-"Laugh". It turns out that the action of thinking with chin propped up in front was deliberately added by the performer! I was so absorbed in the previous action that I didn't expect it at all, alas! Lost an opportunity.
Then, the classmate volunteered to perform another one. I saw that he drew a circle in the air in front of him with his fingers, made a gesture of holding the circle with both hands, and then shoveled it up.
After he finished, some students didn't see it clearly and shouted, "Play it again!" " "The classmate had to perform it again. This time, I was still at a loss and had no idea what he was doing.
Several students raised their hands, but they all answered wrong. Finally, when the answer was announced, I realized that this classmate was performing-"Painting Cakes to Fill Hunger".
And his hand-painted "circle" is the so-called "cake". The students who didn't answer correctly sighed, "Oh, yes, why didn't I think of that?"
The next performer is a big shot. Oh, come out and scare you to death! He is our teacher Tu! Seeing the teacher appear, we were all very excited and clapped our hands. In order to increase applause, some students even clap their hands with water bottles to show * * *.
Teacher Tu began to perform, only to see that he put his hand very low first, then held it together as if he were holding something, and then pulled it up a little. After pulling it out, he looked at the "things" on the ground and smiled with relief.
After his performance, I raised my hand and said, "Like a rabbit pulling radish!" " "But Teacher Qi said humorously," How can there be such an old rabbit! " The students all laughed when they heard this. Until the students were about to die of laughter, one of them suddenly said, "It's pulling out the seedlings to encourage them!" " "The teacher said he guessed it.
This game of "You perform and I guess" is really fun! Not only let us learn a lot of idioms, but also let us know the meaning of idioms. This is killing two birds with one stone.
6. Writing a composition with various smiles is the best communication tool for human beings. There are thousands of meanings and customs, which are undoubtedly displayed in that smile.
Today, Teacher Ye walked into the classroom happily, waving a pen and dancing on the blackboard. When the teacher finished writing, when we read the words on the blackboard clearly, we couldn't help admiring that the blackboard was full of words about laughter. Laugh, laugh, alas, it was really full of laughter. At this moment, Elymus turned his head and said, "Now let's play a game. The rules of the game are simple. I said a word about laughter, and the students on the stage performed according to the meaning of the word, with expressions and voices. "
I am honored that I have been chosen. I was accompanied by Shao Yongjian and Wu, who is very talented in acting. Hey! This is interesting! As soon as we came on stage, the teacher gave us a fright. "Hide the knife in the smile!" " "Really? Is it that hard? But the teacher's life is inviolable, and I don't know how I show it. Anyway, I only heard a high-decibel laughter from the students in the audience, and Elymus frowned. Oh! It's not that we don't want to perform, but that we don't want to! Finally elymus to give directions, we barely took a look. Look at Shao Yongjian again. His mouth is crooked, his knife-shaped eyebrows are erect, his eyes are narrowing, he is sending out a fierce light, and he has an unpredictable and strange smile on his face. Oh! It's so realistic! There was a burst of laughter from the audience, mixed with a few laughter. If the dagger in the smile is embarrassing us, then "looking back and smiling" is simply torturing us. Who can perform that feminine smile? Maybe girls will be confused! Besides, it's us big men! We looked at each other, and finally, master performer Wu took the lead. He turned slowly on his side. Suddenly, his mouth bent, his eyebrows raised slightly, his eyelids lifted, he gave the audience a glad eye, and then he smiled brightly. Wow! It's fascinating! All kinds of amorous feelings are displayed in this smile.
Now I even have some doubts about whether he is Yang Guifei, that Wu Guifei. As a result, the students in the audience were shocked, and then they burst into laughter of 1000 decibels. The "wild" laughter seemed to overturn the roof, and I couldn't breathe with laughter. The second group consists of Zheng Yi, Xu, Lu Junyi and. Of course, the most interesting word performance is "a captivating smile".
Zheng Yi changed his bold and masculine image in the past. His eyes narrowed slightly and the corners of his mouth rose, giving us a bright smile. God, it's beautiful! We also performed laughter and tears, and there was constant laughter in the classroom. Let's laugh recklessly.
7. Words describing laughter sneer, grin, giggle, laugh wildly, giggle.
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh wildly, hiss, giggle, laugh wildly, grin, dry laugh, sinister smile, grimace, smirk, sneer, sneer, laugh, laugh, laugh, grin, grin, grin, grin. Hide the knife in your smile, and smile, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
Smiles without smiles include looking back, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling, smiling.
Sound effects: Ha ha, ha ha, hee hee, ha ha, bursts, dumb, outcry.
Action articles laugh, laugh, crash, fall, take off your chin, spit rice, bend over, flowers tremble, crown tassels.
Chunshan smiles like a smiling face, which makes people laugh. Daughters laugh and buy smiles, chasing happiness.
Lean against the door, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile.
Ridiculous, laughing, laughing, laughing, smiling, smiling in a generous voice, looking back, smiling clearer than the river.
However, a flattering smile under a person's shoulder will be regarded as a laughing stock. Lose your heart to your face, laugh behind your back, clap your hands and laugh off your fangs.
Flowers laugh, magpies laugh, pigeons jump, smiling tigers laugh, curse, laugh and talk.
Don't laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Hou Feng laughed and laughed, but the waves laughed and laughed.
Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, happy.
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, and hide the dagger in your heart.
Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
Can't help laughing, laughing my head off, wearing tassels.
Overjoyed, overjoyed, overjoyed, beaming, beaming, snigger, smiling.
Chunshan smiles like a smiling face, which makes people laugh. Daughters laugh and buy smiles, chasing happiness.
Lean against the door, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile.
Ridiculous, laughing, laughing, laughing, smiling, smiling in a generous voice, looking back, smiling clearer than the river.
However, a flattering smile under a person's shoulder will be regarded as a laughing stock. Lose your heart to your face, laugh behind your back, clap your hands and laugh off your fangs.
Flowers laugh, magpies laugh, pigeons jump, smiling tigers laugh, curse, laugh and talk.
Don't laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Hou Feng laughed and laughed, but the waves laughed and laughed.
Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, happy.
Chen's fist can't laugh, but neither can he. Thousands of dollars to buy a smile, soil or dolphin hoof, pot calling the kettle black.
Hide the dagger in a smile and smile at each other. Never smile with your back to your heart. Smile, smile, smile.
Proud and romantic smile, laughter, laughter, a room full of shame.
Laugh it off, smile through tears, smile first, then smile at the door, but smile generously.
Laugh, laugh, chase after happiness, buy a smile, smile through tears, smile and smile.
Laugh without meat, laugh without sorrow, laugh without answer, laugh without scolding.
A smile, a smile, a smile, a smile, a smile, a noise, a joke, a thick thing.
Smiling and laughing, some literati smiled freely, but they couldn't help laughing. They laughed and laughed at it.
Not worth smiling, flattering smile, devoted smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile, smile.
Eyebrows, eyes, eyes, smiles, sorrows, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, smiles, leans against the door.
Laughing and laughing, unsmiling, people can't help laughing. Smile. Go underground to smile and buy a smile to welcome you.
8. The composition describing laughter looks forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looks forward to the arrival of June 1.
On this day, how happy I am, like a newly released bird, flying freely in the blue sky. In order to celebrate June 1st, our school held an activity to celebrate June 1st in advance.
It was a sunny day and I came to school with great interest. The campus is full of joy, and all the classes are beautifully dressed.
The green lawn was covered with colorful flags, which fluttered in the breeze. I can't wait to go into the classroom and look at it. I am surprised! Our Class 502 has been made like that by those "designers": hanging curtains at the door, hanging flowers and colorful flags on the ceiling of the classroom, writing "Happy June 1" on the blackboard, and sticking some colorful balls on it, decorating the blackboard beautifully.
The classroom is very clean, desks are all in a circle, students sit in their seats and chat and make noise in the classroom. I immediately took out my camera and took a wonderful photo. At about 9 o'clock, 10, we moved the stool to the playground.
President Yu delivered a speech on the rostrum and held a joining ceremony. The old players put on the red scarf for the new players in an orderly way, and the new players raised their right fists to take the oath. The voice resounded through the sky, shocking people's hearts, and also represented the birth of another group of young pioneers.
After the initiation ceremony, we returned to the classroom in an orderly manner. At 9: 25, the same song came out on the radio. We prayed for the children in the disaster area with beautiful songs. Everyone put their hands on their lips and prayed for them in their hearts, wishing them to break through difficulties, rebuild their homes and live strong.
The classroom is so quiet, only the students' breathing and heartbeat. At half past nine, we lit birthday candles, sang birthday songs and celebrated our birthdays together.
After blowing out the candles, we ate the cake with relish. The students ate all over their faces and became big cats. Everyone looked at each other and burst out laughing.
Happy laughter echoed in the classroom for a long time. After eating the cake, all the students in our class performed programs, including magic, singing and reading poems, and I, a little photographer, took this happy scene for the students with my camera.
In the activity, we broke all the colored balls, and then bang. However, we hope that those difficulties will disappear one day, just like these colored balls, we will definitely overcome them.
This Children's Day, the students had a good time, and our happy laughter echoed in the campus for a long time. I believe this Children's Day will leave a deep impression and good memories in our hearts.
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