Cantonese cross talk "Borrowing the Phone" script

Crosstalk: "Borrowing the Phone" Cantonese script

Played by Li Jincheng, Huang Qiongxiao, Chen Xuelin, and 2 volunteers (A Huang Junying B Yang Da)

B: (satisfied) My name is Yang Da, and I am a crosstalk actor.

A: (Funny) I'm going to turn left. I'm from the telephone exchange. My name is Juhuahuayuan. (Gesture)

B: (Smirking) Ikea installed a phone in my house.

A: By the way, I am responsible for installing the phone at home. (rising gesture)

B: No matter what, I would like to thank you and the phone company in advance.

A: Hey, you’re being polite, but it’s just a taste of it? B: Yes

A: I’ll ask you to put on a show to cheer up the sale at our local telephone office the next day. oh.

(Gesture)

B: Hey, words are so easy

? As long as you speak up, I promise to get along with you

A: I'm not talking. ah? (Surprised)

B: It’s still early for IKEA to write a program called “Money Board Rap”

A: What’s your name?

B: It’s called a like phone number

A: Can all phone calls be liked? !

B: I love the memes!

A: Hey, what are you saying?

B: Hello, jingle Li Gaoh

A: Okay!

B: Well, can you give me more opinions after listening? A: You’re welcome!

B: Okay, okay, listen!

? (challenge) It was just a day to rest. Master Kaju at the telephone station was really proactive. He put all his heart and soul into installing the phone for me. There is one in the IKEA house. The phone call, when I do something, I really don’t have enough time to make a call. I can’t even make a phone call after I make it.

A: Oh, it’s so wild! (Applause)

B: Oh, it’s so wild and cool!

A: Oh, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

A: Hey, Gan, I have something to do. I’ll check with you when I have time, okay? (Go)

B: You have to sit down!

A: First!

B: OK!

? Oops, it’s really different because the house owner has a phone number, so I’ve saved a lot of money on the car!

? Ah, it seems that Mrs. Zhang on the second floor installed a phone last year!

? Oops, it’s my turn to install it today. I heard that the third floor and the fourth floor of my place are like Mr. Tan and Sir Zhou. The application has been applied close to the ground. I’m ready to install it. It should be , there are many lines, and it’s convenient. It’s a microphone, it’s really cool!

(A speaks Shunde dialect)

A: Open the door!

B: Side seat

A: Ah, Aunt Zhou upstairs

B: Oh, Aunt Zhou, you are willing to be a fool!

A: I want to borrow a phone to call my sister!

B: Could you please borrow the phone?

A: Why don’t you want to borrow it?

B: No, I don’t want to borrow my sister’s phone. What’s the point of borrowing my phone? Hey, it's over, it's over!

A: Oh, you are really a good person. You are not like Mrs. Zhang on the second floor downstairs.

B: Where is Mrs. Zhang on the second floor?

A: Mrs. Zhang on the second floor is unwilling to borrow money

B: Why don’t you want to borrow it?

A: Because I am afraid that someone will die. I can't bear the responsibility

B: Alas, someone will die if I borrow a phone call

A: No, because there is a leakage of electricity on the phone. !

B: Listen to me, the phone point is leaking electricity!

A: Isn’t your phone running out of battery?

B: No, no, you call, you call, you call

A: Hey, the phone will leak electricity!

B: Oh, auntie, it’s best if you drop the Gando quickly

A: Come on, it’s so crispy, it won’t take more than half an hour at most!

B: Half an hour is so fast? !

A: Hello! What about the Atlantic Hotel?

? Really? I'm stable, Yuzhu!

B: Oh! Stable relatives

A: My niece is here. She is 21 years old, 1.68 meters tall, unmarried, and has no partner

? Ah, I live at No. 58 Guangdong Avenue, , Shunde native Li Ga!

B: Auntie, why don’t you call to apply for household registration? Can you explain it clearly?

A: If you explain it clearly, it will be easier for others to stabilize... Ah, hey, oh... Are you asking about the department next to your hotel? Ah, it's a department that sells salty and sour fruits

B: Oh... maybe it's a restaurant

A: What's the matter? Your hotel sells salty and sour food

department? I know, your hotel sells salty and sour fruit!

B: Oh, are you willing to sell it in Biandu?

A: There is a stall on the left hand side of the alley diagonally opposite the entrance of your hotel selling salty sours

B: Oh, so there is a street stall?

? What does it have to do with people?

A: It does, but can you please call (吆) Yuzhuli to listen to the phone?

? What the hell, you have no time to spare?

? Oh, comrade, can you learn from Lei Feng? B: Hey!

A: This stall is so close to your hotel, and Yuzhu will not leave according to your orders!

? Unless, sir, I can’t walk away from you!

B: Wow, it turns out that the unlicensed vendor is selling sweets!

A: Hello! Hello!

? Suddenly someone said hello?

B: It’s a joke. Auntie, people and the world have already closed their doors!

A: Alas, what a terrible service attitude! one! Every drop of human touch is there!

? Forget it, we’ll fight again later in the battle!

B: Zhong Li has beaten him before? !

A: You don’t know, auntie, I’m getting better from my illness. Zuo’s appetite is so bad. I’m going to eat some shabby drops of food to open my stomach. Ganmi calls me (吆) and asks Yuzhu to move the drops of Li Bige. Come on!

B: Oh... Aunt Gan Dali is such a good person!

A: My aunt is a lonely old woman, so everyone should care about her!

B: Yes, you should be concerned. Auntie Gan, you won’t be able to do it again for a while

A: Can you please be more careful?

B: It’s still early for me to go out on the street. I’ll ring the streets and deliver the drops, and I’ll deliver them myself!

A: Hey, I shouldn’t have exposed you!

B: No, no, no, everyone should care about the orphans and elderly people! A: It’s your words, it’s my will to you!

A: I’m leaving!

B: Are you leaving? ! Take your time, haha, okay

A: Open the door!

B: I’m an aunt again, I’m so wild.

A: No, I’m a wild aunt. I didn’t remember to say goodbye to you, bye!

B: Phew, hey, I almost fell to the ground and turned my head to say goodbye. I can’t tell that my aunt is in her twenties and she is a ghost!

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A: Open the door!

B: On the other side?

A: Old Yang, I want to borrow a phone to make a call

B: Oh, it turns out to be Uncle Zhou!

A: Lao Yang

B: Click, what’s the matter?

A: I want to borrow a phone to make a call

B: Are you borrowing a phone again?

A: Hey!

B: Uncle Zhou, you live on my ground floor

Go up to the sixth floor and borrow a phone. It’s really difficult for you to climb

A: Yes, make some nice tea?

? Come on, why don’t you be polite? Just ask him to have Ma Liuchi!

B: I don’t know when you can make some nice tea? Uncle Zhou Li is deafened

A: Oh, there is something wrong with Ma Liang? Oolong is good!

B: Oh, what an oolong! You only have ears to listen to my words, but you can’t take them seriously!

A: Your phone is leaking electricity

B: The phone is leaking electricity!

A: No way! Mrs. Zhang’s phone on the second floor will leak electricity!

B: You heard me, if I don’t want to borrow it, then you are the real one

A: If I don’t want to borrow it, then I can. If you are willing to borrow it, your phone won’t leak. ?

B: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

? Uncle Zhou, you shouldn’t hurry up

A: Come on!

? Hey! Is it the Mi Automobile Company? Hello!

B: Hey, Uncle Zhou

, you don’t blow the horn

A: Don’t blow the horn and it doesn’t sound

B: Hey, what’s the horn?

A: Hey, you can’t hear me!

B: You can’t hear me, do you know? You are pretending to be deaf, please listen!

A: Oh, I’m sorry. Could you please help me?

B: Can you help me?

A: You hold the phone with me, I talk, you pass it over to me, and you talk to me over and over again

B: Gan Microphone becomes left phone line?

A: Yes?

B: There is a plan, but I can’t hear it. If I don’t tie it up, I won’t be able to hit it until the light of day.

A: It’s OK!

B: Yes, yes!

A: Oh, it shouldn’t be posted!

B: Oh, Uncle Zhou, let’s talk first. What do you mean? I’ll answer the phone for you. (B: Yes) I’ll learn to translate what you say and listen better than the other person. (B: Yes.) B: Department) What does the other party say? I will explain it to you and listen to it? (B: Hey, that’s fake.) Is it sweet?

B: OK, what’s the phone number?

A: 837754

B: How many words?

A: 837754!

B: 837754!

A: Yes!

B: Oh, the official supervisor is too excited to die - it’s passed, let’s talk

A: Is it a Mi Automobile Company? (B repeats)

B: Oh, I want to ask you about your stability.

A: I sent it on Sunday (B repeats)

B: It’s far away. It will be released on the next Sunday, so I’d like to know who you are.

A: I’m your daddy! (B repeats)

B: The distance between words is yours.

A: Huh? !

B: The distance between words is yours!

A: Asshole! (B repeats)

B: No, no, no, no, hey, hey, no, no misunderstanding, Qianqi, no misunderstanding, I am on the sixth floor, Lao Yang, yes, you, lao Bean, you know, I'm deaf, I can't hear you when I'm talking on the phone, so I'm calling you, I'm talking about what, what are you talking about? Why, I can't explain it better than listen to it, it's just like this! It's not just stupid, it's just a man in his twenties! Okay, okay, let me ask you what's going on

A: Oh, my sister-in-law gave birth to a baby

B: Oh... Hey, I posted it on Sunday. Congratulations, you My wife has a son on the left! Wow, it’s really cool, okay, okay, let me ask Zuo first

? Change Zuo’s name?

A: Name the father with equal distances

B: Hey, waiting for you to name it

? Huh? ! Starting from Zola? Hey, what's your name? Zhou Shifa? Wow, my father is called Zhou Shifa, and the same boy is renamed Zhou Shifa. Are you willing to have two boys named Zhou Shifa? Haha, BiDi people will get it first, good, good, good, good, I will tell Bi Di and listen, haha

? Changed it to the left, called Zhou Shifa

A: What?

B: Zhou Shifa!

A: A smuggler? !

B: What a smuggler! Called Zhou Shifa

A: Oh...

B: That means Zhou Shifa is so sweet (A: Oh Zhou Shifa!)

A: Fa is Okay, after I posted it, I pretended to be on the phone! Hahahahaha!

B: I guess a lot of people will die. Wait for Mr. Zuo to pretend to make a phone call. Is there a queue for me to call you? !

? Zhong Youmei, let’s talk first

A: Yes

B: Hello, your father is so

? Oops No, no, no, no, oh, speak quickly, it’s true, it’s auspicious, so, I asked if you could say so, so why not...

? You are so wild. Well? So, if it’s good, then I’ll do it first, bye

? Uncle Zhou! (A: Hey!) Congratulations! (A: What?) Zhong Shi asked, "It's really related to you. It's related to having grandchildren!"

Congratulations, Gan. When you have free time, please hug a golden pineapple and play with it. Gan, why don’t you give me food?

A: Are you leaving me to beg for food? No need to beg, let’s go

B: Are you leaving?

A: Let’s go

B: No, I’ll give it away

A: No, I’ll beg for food before I come back. Hahahahahaha Haha

B: Alas, deaf people are so argumentative

I don’t know when I have something to say and I want to ask you to have a meal. If you don’t want to send it, I will bring you the meal in a few minutes. It seems like Food is hard and sweet. Alas, why don’t you talk to me? It’s annoying to have a phone, and it’s annoying to have a certain phone number. IKEA has it, but you can’t borrow words from me. It’s not that good if you don’t want to. We live in the same house in the same street, huh? It doesn't matter if I borrow a phone to make a call, it doesn't matter.

This is called helping each other! What are you talking about? You are just like Zhou Botong, aunt Gan... (A: Open the door!)

(A speaks Maoming dialect)

B: Who are you?

A: Mr. Yang knew who I was as soon as he opened the left door!

B: Oh... I thought I was Mrs. Zhang. I thought you were pretending to be Mrs. Zhang.

A: Did Zhongzhong call me Mrs. Zhang? I don’t even know what’s going on upstairs or downstairs

B: Oh my, what’s the point of installing a phone? I don’t know what’s going on. What’s wrong with me?

A: I want to borrow a phone to make a call

B: Are you kidding me, Mrs. Zhang? Why are you borrowing the phone?

A: Is someone willing to borrow it?

B: No...you already have a phone in your house!

A: Yes! My phone is a private phone. One call costs three to four millimeters of paper, and a long-term call costs three taels.

B: Everyone with a collarbone has this, it’s really cool! My phone number is pretending to be private

A: Yes, you are an actor. Your phone number is pretending to be private.

B: Oh, that’s all. Damn it, everyone has to pay the phone bill!

A: Did you know that my phone is out of order and I can’t make a call?

B: My phone is out of order again and I can’t get through.

A: Is there something wrong with your phone?

B: Electricity leakage

A: Specialized in electric power for women.

B: If someone dies, I will call my uncle and grandma, and my phone will call women. Ohhh

A: It’s related, you asked me, my phone has a leak, my car has a cannon, it scares Uncle Guodi’s grandma, geez

B: Haha , it’s official, I took a picture of the rear tailrest, and everyone told me

A: You can borrow it from someone else

B: What if I don’t?

A: Why don't you just let me sit down and sit down until you start dinner?

B: Oh, there are all kinds of ruthless people out there. Oh, hit, hit, hit, hurry up

A: You should have borrowed from me a long time ago, and I said something that stopped you for a long time

B: I was afraid that you were even afraid of traffic jams

A: Hello? Is it a certain Jinhua Restaurant? I keep my eyes wide open, and my nickname is Big-Eyed Chicken

B: So I called my husband to keep my husband safe

A: What did you say? ! Are you a big-eyed chicken? ! You're just a dead guy, I've known for a long time that you've been drinking with your friends in Guoban. You're just a plague chicken. You're just sitting around enjoying the time, leaving me alone in the house to enjoy the overnight meal

B: Let me talk to you in a polite manner

A: What are you talking about? ! Work? ! You uh me! How dare you to drag a vixen out and fool around! Big-eyed chicken, I warn you, if you have a third party, I will have a sixth party!

B: Hey, I don’t think I’m a medical doctor. I’d like to take a look at what you look like. If you’re the sixth person, you’re really good!

A: What are you talking about? A lot of people ignore me. (B: What?!) You dislike me and a lot of people like me. You hate me and a lot of people love me. I’m talking about you. You know, my house is under quarantine, so I have been trying to catch up with my life. (B: Huh?!) I mean, you know what I have to say! They are much better than you, their appearance is better than yours, their figure is so handsome, they can imitate you and walk like a fish in water, one eye is big and the other is thin, their eyes are electric, and they know how to tell cross talk. , Know the money board, what a way to install a phone in the house! (B: Me?!) Big-eyed chicken, please declare your position first. If you divorce me tomorrow morning, you can register with me in the afternoon! If you know that if Zhong comes to Paris after 11 o'clock tonight, I will take the baggage and leave immediately!

B: Are you leaving? Are you going to Biandu?

A: I will move into your house in Li.

B: You are hurting me and I will tell you to listen, oh!

A: Someone is so frightened that I am willing to surrender. If you are a coward, I will scare the big-eyed chicken.

B: I am most afraid that I will not scare you, big-eyed chicken. Come to me!

A: Ah, Mr. Yang, you are so sentimental! think to me

Entering the wild! Install a phone so you can shut up!

B: I speak about Bhagavan

A: There is a phone in my house

B: I know

A: I The phone number is easier to remember than yours, 66679046, which is 666. Please transfer it to someone else! snort! snort!

B: Humph! How can this be true if the Gan ah is really related? There are people with both Gan and Bian Ge! Don't be angry, go ahead and make trouble, and you will get it - No, it's not good, it's troublesome to deal with me, you're not polite, just call me to criticize! How can it be unreasonable, waiting for you 666 to be more cunning than others!

? Hey, Mrs. Zhang, what do you want to do? Sorry, I would like to give you some advice. When you rang my house first, you were really out of character! You look polite, your words are vulgar, you are greedy for petty gains, and your soul is very ugly. You are so sweet on the outside, but you look like a rotten pear on the inside. I will tell you what you did. If you don’t Change it, you will be fine no matter where you go in the future, it will be nothing but cat shit on the altar, a bomb that gods hate and ghosts hate...

A: You are so wild!

B: When will you go to Li?

A: You have to close the door and I will go to Li!

B: You can enter Deli Garba when a certain door closes? !

A: You are so wild. You speak in a precise and rhyme manner. How new is it to use the phone to make trouble with people?

B: Hey, I am making trouble with you. I just want to make trouble with you. I just want to give you some advice

A: Give me some advice? I will talk vulgarly to death with your words (B: Is your word relevant?) The soul is very ugly (A: You know it yourself) I am afraid of you even if you open my phone (B: Is it relevant?) As for you, everyone is not afraid anymore.) Anyway, I’ll live downstairs with you (B: What are you doing?) Starting from tomorrow, I’ll be in your house every day (B: Yes?) Borrow the phone! (B: Hahaha hey!)