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Brief introduction of all Rao Xueman's novels and characters.
Cyclone Girl 1 (the new version is called Cyclone Girl-The Beginning of Light)
Today, the coolest and most dazzling taekwondo among teenagers is on the scene!
Like a snow robe swaying gently in the wind, fresh love under the blue sky and white clouds, and youthful sweat flowing in the sun, let us burn completely in boiling blood. Ming Xiaoxi said that this is the most hearty book he has ever written. "He is always fidgeting with excitement, and sometimes he is too sad to write at night." . In this film, the taekwondo girl Qi Xiaohe is angular, but it is difficult to hide her whole body light. The goddess of victory is waving to her, and the girl's heart is throbbing with sports and sweet love.
Cyclone Girl 2 (Cyclone Girl-Heart of Meng)
14-year-old white grass has grown into a 17-year-old girl, and the most handsome white taekwondo group and the most unforgettable love have appeared. The story is about a Taekwondo girl who wants to duel with Aunt Ting, who is one level higher than her. The night before the battle, Chu Yuan's brother covered a strawberry hair rope with Cyclone Girl 1 in the training room, and rolled up his hair, as stubborn as her personality. At that moment, the hazy love and dark feelings of boys and girls began to sprout. The tender nib of the romance queen slowly marks the soft love in people's hearts.
Although Aunt Ting lost in the competition, everyone saw her potential. But three years later, the light of white grass is still shrouded in the shadow of Master Kong. In the team competition, Bai Cao showed his strength. This also made Ding Yi feel the great threat from white grass. At this time, the selection of Taekwondo World Championships players is about to begin, and Bai Cao will compete with Ting Yi for the competition places, but the coach said that Bai Cao must beat the strength of Korean talented players. I went to Korea Dojo to communicate, and heard that his master was insulted, and the angered white grass shone brightly and challenged the world's top masters.
At this moment, Chu Yuan's questioning of "Do you like white grass" made the undercurrent of feelings collide with a fierce spark. Ruobai and Chu Yuan, two outstanding radiant teenagers, which do Bai Cao like best? What will happen to the confident and handsome Ding Hao and his sincere concern for White Grass?
My childhood dreams and love are restless, throbbing, missed and misunderstood ... Of course, everything is in the name of love, beautiful and precious because of the germination in my heart.
Ming Ruo Xiaoxi heroine: Ming Xiaoxi
Crystal clear, the brightest sunshine in winter, invincible fairy tales, stars and sand on rainy nights.
The distance between the stream and the ice is getting bigger and bigger. She decided to break up, and the ice was very painful. The right arm of the car was seriously injured. Xiaoxi went to learn acupuncture to treat him.
She finally knew Chu Che's deep love for herself and was moved by it. When Chuche's right arm recovered, he held a concert for Xiaoxi.
And ice vomited blood in extreme despair and pain. What should Xiaoxi and Xiaoxi do in his old apartment? ...
A star is in your hand.
Ming Xiaoxi, a new generation of romance queen, and super newcomers diddl and Tintin jointly launched the finale of Ming Ruo Xiaoxi!
Two teenagers with different personalities but equally bright eyes. A gentle as a spring, excellent as a god.
He gave her a gentle hug. One is as deep as a cold pool, and the other is breathtaking.
He is very sympathetic to her. Facing them, how should she choose? Mingxi's final answer will be revealed slowly-
Ming ruo Xiao Xi finale-the star in your hand is a collection of Ming Xiaoxi, Ding Ding and diddl.
These include:
Tintin wrote Stars and Sand on a Rainy Night.
The Stars in Your Hands written by diddl
Mingxi wrote Beyond the Ice.
Afternoon fumigation tea
"Afternoon Smoked Tea" was originally named: the killing skill of the little witch). She is the popular gossip reporter of Orange Weekly, the little witch of flame! Walking in the Jianghu, her unique skills make her invincible! Invincible!
Hot idol superstar? ! Never give exclusive interviews? ! Cold eyes and cold attitude make people shudder? Book map ~ ~!
Joke! The more impossible the task, the more admirable it is! Evil little witch, plan 1 and plan 2, act quietly ... she smiled proudly!
It's just-why does she suddenly feel guilty when she looks at his innocent daisy eyes?
Maybe ... looking at his injured expression ... looking at the back of his lonely departure ... why does she feel so sad that she wants to die? !
Is everything irreversible? Ha ha! She is a little witch who can do everything in heaven and earth! As long as her killer skills ...
Kaoru and Xiao Yuan, one is the emperor's superstar with cold appearance and soft heart. Because of the shadow of childhood, they avoid three homes and swear. One is a genius with a pure appearance and a strong heart. He can do anything to dig up the scandal. By chance, two people who would never have had in-depth contact actually became good friends, but Kaoru naively thought that Xiao Yuan refused to recognize her star status, while Xiao Yuan was playing Kaoru's "good friend" with ulterior motives ... But as her contact became deeper and deeper, Xiao Yuan began to waver ... She forgot one thing. Such a long time and such a short distance can make a stubborn and defensive teenager fall in love with her deeply. What about people who are nice to him? The best lies are realized when they are true. In such a lie, it is usually impossible to tell which is a lie and which is true ... When the truth comes out and the cover of "Fire Song Like -2" leaves, how will Xiao Yuan strive for the happiness that is about to slip away? The cover of the fire is like a song-1
Fire is like a song.
As pure and lively as a flame, Ruge is the heir of Huoshan Villa. The dusty past of 19 years ago dragged her into the whirlpool. Just like a song, three men are destined to appear in life, with melancholy and indifferent maple trees, quiet and gentle jade people and absolutely beautiful snow ... scenes of intertwined love and hate began to be staged in a thrilling way. ...
The cover of "Angels Will Love You for Me"
There will be an angel because I love you.
Xiaomi (Mi Ai) transferred to another school because his dead boyfriend's heart was transplanted to another boy.
This boy, Yin, is as tall and handsome as all the heroes in Ming Xiaoxi's novels, with a superior family and handsome and cool. ...
Xiaomi tried every means to get close to Yin, do his homework and run 10000 meters for him ... Finally, Yin accepted Xiaomi and began to associate with her.
But one day, Xiaomi suddenly discovered that her dead boyfriend's heart was not actually transplanted to Yin. ...
Yin also found that Xiaomi was close to his real purpose, but Xiaomi and Yin found that they had fallen in love with each other deeply. Finally, Yin's heart disease was cured and they were together again.
The final outcome made everyone very happy. Although we can guess, it satisfies our yearning for beautiful love.
Summer's longing
Summer of Bubbles Ⅰ-Cover of Summer of Bubbles-1
When she first met him, she had a feeling of fear. Under the blooming cherry trees, Luo Mei looks like a fairy in a picture. He is so beautiful. It is a terrible thing that a teenager looks so beautiful.
Petals are flying.
As if hearing her voice, he turned gently under the cherry tree.
Such beautiful eyes.
There is a charming mist under the eyes. ...
She's scared. He really looks like a devil. It seems that because he knows his beauty, he is more beautiful and arrogant. He looked back at her under the blooming cherry trees, and the whole yard seemed to be filled with wet white fog. The cover of Summer of Bubbles
Summer of bubbles Ⅱ—
Yin is eleven and fourteen. He said to her, "You are mine."
Yin is fifteen and Luo Xi is sixteen. She said to him, "Do you believe I can kick you out?"
Yin is fifteen and Luo Xi is sixteen. She said to him, "Welcome to this home."
Yin is fifteen and Luo Xi is sixteen. She said to him, "I am sorry. This is all I can do. "
Yin is fifteen and Luo Xi is sixteen. He asked her, "Will you miss me?" She said, "I have no time to miss you."
Yin is fifteen and Luo Xi is sixteen. He said to her, "Tell Chen Ou. I will double what he is worried about in the future. "
Yin is 20 years old and 23 years old. He said to her, "Who are you?"
Yin is 20 years old and Luo Xi is 2 1 year old. He said to her, "We are the same kind of people. So they are attracted to each other. "
Yin is 20 years old and 23 years old. He asked her, "What was our relationship five years ago? ..... We were on the cover of Summer of Bubbles 3 five years ago. Aren't we in love? "
Summer of bubbles Ⅲ—
Suddenly—
The baby in the belly kicks her!
She smiled and lowered her head, gently stroking her swollen belly, and the baby would be born in another month. With the touch of her palm, the baby seemed to be playing with her and playfully kicked her in the stomach.
For a long time, insidious smile looked up with a smile and looked at her gently. The latter was waiting for her not far away. Chen Ou stood beside the car, holding her breath and staring at her every look and expression. His eyes are soft and his mouth is covered with a happy smile.
Cinderella
Cinderella's name
Once upon a time, there was a rich man whose wife was seriously ill. Before she died, she called her only daughter to her side and said, "Dear daughter, mother will protect you and bless you in the grave." Then she closed her eyes and died. She was buried in the garden. This little girl is a pious and kind girl. She goes to her mother's grave and cries every day. Winter came, and the heavy snow covered her mother's grave with a white blanket. When the spring breeze blows, the sun removes the silverware from the grave. When winter went and spring came, people changed and his father married another wife. The new wife came to settle down with her two former daughters. They are beautiful in appearance, but very ugly and evil inside. When they arrived, it was the beginning of the poor little girl's pain. They said, "What is such a useless git doing in the hall? Whoever wants to eat bread has to earn it himself and go to the kitchen to be a cook! " Then he took off her beautiful clothes, put on her old gray coat, laughed at her like a prank and drove her to the kitchen. She was forced to do hard work. Get up before dawn every day to fetch water, make a fire, cook and wash clothes, and endure the indifference and torture of my sisters. At night, she was so tired that she didn't even have a bed to sleep in, so she had to sleep in the ash pile next to the stove, making her covered in ash, dirty and ugly. For this reason, they call her Cinderella. Once, my father was going to the market. He asked his wife's two daughters what to take back. The first one said, "I want beautiful clothes." The second one cried, "I want pearls and diamonds." He said to his daughter, "What do you want, son?" Cinderella said, "Dear Dad, just give me the first branch that touches your hat on your way home." When my father came back, he brought back beautiful clothes and pearls and diamonds for his first two daughters. On the way, when he was walking through a dense bush, a hazel branch met him and almost took his hat away, so he broke it off and took it away. After returning home, he gave the branch to his daughter. She took the branches to her mother's grave and planted them there. She goes to the grave and cries three times a day. Every time she cries sadly, tears will keep dripping on the branch, watering it and making the branch grow into a beautiful tree quickly. Soon, a bird came to build a nest in the tree, and she talked to the bird. Later, whatever she wants, birds will bring it to her. In order to choose a fiancee for his son, the king is going to hold a grand banquet for three days and invited many beautiful young girls to attend. The prince will choose one of these girls as his bride. Cinderella's two sisters were also invited. They called her and said, "Now comb our hair, shine our shoes and fasten our belts. We are going to the king's ball. " When she dressed them as they asked, she couldn't help crying because she wanted to go to the dance by herself. She begged her stepmother to let her go, but her stepmother said, "ouch!" " Cinderella, do you want to go? What are you wearing? You don't even have a skirt, and you can't even dance. What kind of dance do you want to go to? Cinderella kept begging, and in order to get rid of her entanglement, her stepmother finally said, "I'm going to pour this bowl of peas into the ashes." If you pick them all out in two hours, you can go to the party. "Say that finish, she poured a bowl of peas into the ashes and left. Cinderella had no choice but to run out the back door and come to the garden and shout, "Pigeons and turtledoves flying over the sky, come quickly!" "Fly! Happy bird friends, fly! Fly here quickly! Come and help me, and quickly pick out the peas in the ash! " Two white doves flew in from the kitchen window first, then two turtledoves, and then all the birds in the sky flapped their wings and flew to the ashes. The little white dove lowered her head and began to pick it up in the ashes, one by one, and kept picking it up! Other birds began to pick, one by one, and kept picking! They picked out all the good bean seeds from the ashes and put them on a plate, which took only one hour to finish. After she thanked them, the bird flew away from the window. She excitedly went to find her stepmother with a plate, thinking that she could go to the dance banquet. But she said, "No, no! You sloppy girl, you don't have a dress, you can't dance, you can't go. " Cinderella begged her to go again. The stepmother said this time, "If you can pick these two bowls of peas out of the ashes in an hour, you can go." She thought she could get rid of Cinderella this time, then poured two plates of peas into the ashes, stirred for a while, and then left triumphantly. But the little girl still ran to the garden behind the house and shouted as before: "Pigeons and turtledoves flying over the sky, come on!" Fly here! Happy bird friends, fly! Fly here quickly! Come and help me, everyone, and quickly pick out the peas in the ash! "Two white doves flew in from the kitchen window first, then two turtledoves, and then the birds in the sky flapped their wings and flew to the ashes. The little white dove lowered her head and began to pick it up in the ashes, one by one, and kept picking it up! Other birds began to pick, one by one, and kept picking! They picked out all the good bean seeds from the ashes and put them on the plate. This time, it only took half an hour to pick them up. After the bird flew away, Cinderella went to find her stepmother with a plate. She was so excited that she thought she could go to the dance. But the stepmother said, "Forget it! Don't waste time, you can't go. You don't have a dress, you can't dance, you will only embarrass us. " After that, the husband and wife took her own two daughters to a party. Now, everyone in the family has left, leaving Cinderella sitting under the hazel tree and crying sadly: "hazel tree!" "Please help me, please shake it and shake off a whole set of gold and silver dresses for me." Her friend bird flew down from the tree and brought her a dress made of gold and silver and a pair of shiny silk dancing shoes. After dressing up and putting on the dress, Cinderella came to the ballroom after her two sisters. After wearing a luxurious dress, she looks so elegant, beautiful and beautiful. They didn't recognize her and thought she must be a strange princess. They don't think she is Cinderella at all. They thought Cinderella was still staying at the gray house honestly. When the prince saw her, he quickly walked up to her, hugged her and asked her to dance. He will never dance with other girls again, and he will never let go of her. Whenever someone asks her to dance, the prince always says, "This lady is dancing with me." They danced late together, and she remembered to go home. The prince wanted to know where the beautiful girl lived, so he said, "Let me take you home." Cinderella obviously agreed, but when he didn't see it, she slipped away quietly and ran home. The prince ran after her, so she had to jump into the pigeon house and close the door. The prince waited outside and refused to leave. It was not until her father came home that the prince stood up and told him that the unknown girl he met at the dance was hiding in this pigeon house. When they broke down the pigeon's door, it was empty, so he had to go back to the palace in disappointment. When her parents entered the room, Cinderella was already lying on the edge of the ash heap in rags, as if she had been lying there all the time, and the dim little oil lamp was shaking in the hole in the wall on the chimney post. In fact, Cinderella just walked through the pigeon house and came to the hazel tree. She took off her beautiful dress and put it back on the tree for the birds to take away. She went back to the house, sat on the ashes and put on her gray coat. The next day, when the dance was about to start again, her father, stepmother and two sisters all went. Cinderella came to the tree and said, "Hazelnut tree! Please help me, please shake it and shake off a whole set of gold and silver dresses for me. " Here comes the bird. It brought a more beautiful dress than she wore the day before. When she came to the ballroom, her beauty surprised everyone. The prince who had been waiting for her arrival immediately stepped forward, took her hand and asked her to dance. Whenever someone asks her to dance, he always says the same thing as the day before, "This lady is dancing with me." When she came home in the middle of the night, the prince followed her like the day before, thinking that he could see which house she entered. But she dumped him and immediately jumped into the garden behind her father's house. There is a beautiful pear tree in the garden, which is full of ripe pears. Cinderella doesn't know where she should hide, so she must climb the tree. The prince didn't see her. He didn't know where she had gone, so he had to wait until her father came back. Then he went up to him and said, "The girl I didn't know who was dancing with has slipped away. I think she must have jumped into a pear tree. " Father thought, "Is it Cinderella?" So he sent someone to get an axe and cut down the tree. There is no one in the tree. When father and stepmother came to the kitchen, Cinderella was lying in the ashes as usual. It turned out that after she jumped into the pear tree, she slipped down from the other side of the tree, took off her beautiful skirt, let the birds in the hazel tree take it back, and then put on her little gray coat. On the third day, when her father, stepmother and two sisters left, she came to the garden again and said, "hazel tree!" " Please help me, please shake it and shake off a whole set of gold and silver dresses for me. "Her kind friend brought a more beautiful dress and a pair of pure gold dancing shoes the next day. When she arrived at the dance, everyone was stunned by her beauty beyond words. The prince danced with her alone. Whenever someone asks her to dance, he always says, "This lady is my partner. "It's midnight, she's going home, and the prince wants to send her back again, secretly saying," We can't let her run away this time. " However, Cinderella managed to slip away from him. She left her golden dancing shoes on the stairs because she left in such a hurry. The prince took his dancing shoes and came to his king's father the next day and said, "I want to marry a girl who can wear these golden dancing shoes." "Cinderella's two sisters were very happy after hearing the news, because they both had beautiful feet, and they thought there was no doubt that they would wear the dancing shoes. Accompanied by my mother, my sister went home to try on dancing shoes, but her big toe couldn't fit in. This shoe is too small for her. So her mother brought her a knife and said, "Never mind, cut off your big toe! As long as you are the queen, you don't have to go anywhere with your feet. " Hearing this, the eldest daughter felt reasonable. The silly girl endured the pain and cut off her big toe, barely put it on her feet and came to the prince. When the prince saw that she put on her shoes, he took her as a bride, rode side by side with her and took her away. But on their way back to the palace, when they passed the hazel tree planted by Cinderella in the back garden, a little pigeon stopped on the branch and sang, "Go back again!" "Go home! Look at that shoe! These shoes are too small for her! Prince! Prince! Find your bride again, it's not your bride sitting next to you! " Hearing this, the prince dismounted and stared at her feet, and found that blood was flowing out of her shoes. Knowing that he had been cheated, he immediately turned around and took the fake bride home, saying, "This is not the real bride. Let another sister try on these shoes. " So my sister tried to put the shoes on her feet and walked to the front, but the heels were too big to fit in. Her mother told her to cut off her heels and put them on, and then dragged her to see the prince. Seeing that she put on her shoes, the prince helped her to get on the horse as a bride, sat side by side and left. But when they passed the hazel tree, the little pigeon still perched on the head of the branch and sang "Go back again!" " Go back! Look at that shoe! These shoes are too small for her! Prince! Prince! Find your bride again, it's not your bride sitting next to you! "The prince looked down and found that blood was flowing from her dancing shoes, and even her white stockings were soaked with red. He turned his horse's head and sent her back, saying to her father, "This is not the real bride. Do you have a daughter? " "My father replied," No, only my ex-wife gave birth to a little sloppy daughter named Cinderella. She can't be the bride's. However, the prince insisted that he take her to have a try. Cinderella washed her face and hands first, then came in and bowed politely to the prince. The prince showed her dancing shoes and put them on her feet, as if they were specially made for her. He went up to look at her face carefully, recognized her, and immediately said excitedly, "This is my real bride." Stepmother and her two sisters were surprised. When the prince helped Cinderella get on the horse, they turned pale with anger and watched the prince take her away. When they came to the hazel tree, the little white dove sang, "Go home! Go home! Look at that shoe! Princess! These shoes are made for you! Prince! Prince! Take the bride home quickly, and the real bride will sit next to you. " After the pigeon finished singing, it flew forward and stopped on Cinderella's right shoulder. They walked to the palace together.
2. Cinderella Cinderella
The magazine edited by Ming Xiaoxi-
In 2008, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer and Lion &; Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius &; Capricorn palace. Compare CAPRICORNUS
In 2009, Aquarius-Pisces, Ye Nan ● Xiandu Ruila (April, May, June, July, August, September, 10,1,65438+February).
10 year, Ye Nan ● Xiandu Ruila (65438+ 10 month)
3. There is a serial of Ming Xiaoxi's latest bloody work "Cyclone Girl" in Taurus!
Scorpio, "Cyclone Girl 2" was grandly launched. Why do you ask again?
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