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You can leave at any time. When I want to be quiet, even when I am around him, I feel like I am alone.
4. Don't tell each other. Confession is a disguised requirement. Very dull. Very familiar. It seems that his smell is your own. Whenever and wherever you are, you should keep a distance from each other.
Don't bind, don't entangle, don't possess, and don't rush to dig meaning from each other, which is doomed to failure. The best love should be that we stand side by side and look at this lonely world.
6. I can't think of any words that can express my inner monologue in a gorgeous, petty bourgeoisie and high-profile way. I just want to meet someone who can talk quietly, relaxed and happy with me every day, watch movies, walk together, bask in the sun and blow the breeze together, say good night sweetly before going to bed, hold hands together, coquetry together, buy food and cook together. Why doesn't matter.
7. There are not many hard and fast targets for the requirements of the other half. We need to know each other before we know whether it is suitable, because the best is not necessarily the most suitable. But be responsible, sincere, kind and positive. Material superiority can only give you extra points. I hope you are the life and soul mate I am looking for and snuggle up to each other for life.
Let's find a small restaurant to eat. You can have a lot to say when you walk.
9. My daughter is 28 years old. She looks like a flower, with slender waist and arch eyebrows, small cherry mouth and phoenix eyes, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.
10, I've been in the Jianghu for a long time, and I'm 26 in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart and can solve people's worries, everything in the future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.
1 1. I feel that I am a slow-heating type. My personality is straightforward, strong, independent and sensitive. I pay attention to details. For example, I am often moved by some details. Seeing the innocent smile of teenagers, the sweet hugs of couples, the busy and hard work of parents and the help and dependence of the elderly will deeply touch my heart. Even smelling the flowers in spring, basking in the low sun in winter and looking at the deep night sky will be unconsciously infected and moved. I like sports, because life lies in sports. I like traveling, because it is not a trip, nor is it just a holiday. Travel is a process, a discovery. This is a process of self-discovery. Travel not only allows us to see the world, but also allows us to see our place in it, which gives us more strength to face all the difficulties and pains in life. During the journey, we talk to our hearts, and life itself is a journey.
12, I'm Wang Benshan, 23 years old, in estrus, and I want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.
13, the house is temporarily unavailable, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.
14, feel safe together.
15, the sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.
16, single male, brewed in 1983, the altitude is probably between Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming, and his weight is definitely not as good as that of Fu Biao. After the campus melted and the army forged, his first job was legal, his second job was legal and his third job was confidential. He wants to find an ordinary beauty of 20 to 23 years old and enjoy the two-person world. I hope you are gentle, kind, quiet, kind to the elderly, like small animals (except mice), love the beautiful things in life (excluding money), and have not lost your innocence.
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