Some funny jokes or stories.

Chang 'e is the first beauty in the sky. Everyone knows that she is the lover of the Jade Emperor. Of course, the queen mother knew, so she was punished to live in the sparsely populated Guanghan Palace and not allowed to set foot in the Heavenly Palace. However, it is difficult for the Jade Emperor to steal incense in Guanghan Palace from time to time.

There is a saying that one year on earth, one day in the sky, and in a blink of an eye, it is 2 1 century on earth. The gate of Guanghan Palace on the moon is locked, and only the voice of Chang 'e can be heard. It turns out that the jade emperor hasn't come for a long time, and Chang 'e is upset. But Chang 'e's troubles don't stop there. When she looked in the mirror recently, she was surprised to find that she looked old. It turns out that the fairy in this sky is immortal, but this "immortality" is only a long life, not always young and beautiful, otherwise heaven will come from eternity. Like Venus is too white, you were not born with a beard, were you? Jade rabbit, Chang 'e's doll and personal maid, quickly read and understood her master's mind. She just took advantage of Chang 'e's sleeping in and went to all parts of the world, where "artificial beauty" was popular, and she encouraged Chang 'e to come down to earth. Jade rabbit dragged Chang 'e into the first room. The sign of "Beauty Design Room" is hung at the door. The walls are covered with top beauties. The doctors pointed out to Chang 'e one by one: this is Zhi Zhi, that is the swallow, and Lulu ... Finally she asked, "Who do you like?" Unfortunately, Chang 'e didn't know anyone, so she had to say vaguely: the most beautiful one.

Chang 'e entered the "beauty workshop" and was drugged. She felt that the doctors were sawing themselves, sucking here and injecting there ... and she fell asleep unconsciously. The operation went very smoothly and successfully. The last room Chang 'e entered was called the beauty makeup workshop. Several beauticians carefully painted her eyebrows and lips, dyed and colored her ... After a series of processing, China beauty Chang 'e became a western beauty Marilyn. Monroe.

Chang 'e dropped a box of gold from Huang Chengcheng and took the Jade Rabbit to the sky in a hurry, hoping to give the Jade Emperor a big surprise. Chang 'e and Yutuer ignored the queen mother's rule that she was not allowed to set foot in the Heavenly Palace, and went straight to the Nantianmen leading to the Heavenly Palace, but they were stopped by two heavenly soldiers: "Stop! Where is the demon? " Jade Rabbit is furious: What demon, open your dog's eyes and see, this is the sweetheart of Jade Emperor Chang 'e! The heavenly soldiers didn't believe it, just as the licensed demon mirror would pass by that day, so I took a photo of Chang 'e: I saw people in the mirror with silicone fillers on their noses and two jade-colored colloids on their chests ... and then they would whisper a few words to the heavenly soldiers, and they would bow respectfully and let Chang 'e enter the door.

Chang 'e, who knew her well, bypassed the temple for the night and broke into the imperial garden. She happened to meet the thoughtful Jade Emperor by the lotus pond. Chang 'e called "Yu Lang" coily, and the Jade Emperor turned around and almost fell into the lotus pond: "You, who are you?" Chang 'e twisted her waist coquetry: "I don't know?" I am your sister Chang 'e! "

The Jade Emperor was still shaking: "Really, you also had plastic surgery?"

Chang 'e was surprised: "How do you know?"

The jade emperor didn't answer, but looked straight behind Chang 'e. Chang 'e turned around and was surprised to see many colorful fairies surrounded by an unusually familiar beauty.

The Jade Rabbit next to Chang 'e suddenly "ouch" and pointed at the beauty and Chang 'e, unable to speak. When the beauty saw Chang 'e, her eyes suddenly opened wide and her eyebrows stood upright. "Who are you?"

Chang 'e thought the other person was the jade emperor's new love, and she was furious: Who are you?

The fairy next to the beauty shouted: bold bitch, don't kneel when you see the queen mother!

"What, is the heavenly queen?" The Jade Rabbit stammered, "Why do you look like Chang 'e? "When Jade Rabbit said this, Chang 'e knew that the other party was really herself before plastic surgery.

The queen mother laughed and said contemptuously, I like whoever I like! Tell me who you are!

Chang 'e said loudly: I am Chang 'e!

The queen mother was also taken aback. She got off the plane and circled Chang 'e three times. Then she said, ah, you also had plastic surgery? Chang 'e raised the arrogance of mistresses in the world and said, what's the matter? What can you do to me? Two women glared at each other, and suddenly both of them rushed to the jade emperor's side, and one grabbed his arm. The jade emperor felt that his body was about to be torn, and he couldn't bear it. He jumped high and shook off two women: stop arguing, I'm not the jade emperor either! I am Venus Taibai!

What? The people around you suddenly froze.

It turns out that the Jade Emperor and Taibai Venus visited the world a few days ago and saw handsome guys and beautiful women everywhere. As soon as they inquired, they entered a famous beauty hospital, three times five divided by two turned themselves into romantic handsome guys, forced Taibai Venus into their own appearance, and returned to heaven to serve themselves.

"Where is the Jade Emperor?" The queen mother and Chang 'e asked in unison.

Taibai Venus waved her sleeves wide and said, Look there!

I saw a handsome guy in jeans, naked ass and explosive colorful hair on his head, singing "I love you!" at the top of his lungs on the stage with poor lighting. I love you! "Under the stage, all kinds of" artificial beauties "compete for beauty. ...