Listen to some humorous jokes.

1, wandering in the street one day, I heard a boyfriend and girlfriend quarreling.

The woman said, "Go eat shit."

Man: "Will you be civilized?"

Then I heard the girl shout, "Go eat shit!" "

2. Today, a man surfed the Internet in an Internet cafe, and actually regarded the air conditioner as a freezer, but simply opened it.

The boss is crazy. ...

3. The structure of small farmers' public toilets in the town is extremely simple, and they are basically supported by a few bamboos and some thatchs.

It's easy to fall, it's not firm, my friend has a stomachache, and it's difficult to find a similar public toilet.

Decisively run away and push hard, and the whole small toilet collapses instantly!

There is also an aunt squatting inside, staring at him with extremely frightened eyes!

Take my son to the supermarket. My son saw a Transformers suit and cried to buy it. I won't allow it.

The son roared, "If you don't buy it, I'll tell my mother that you kissed another aunt at the mall."

I laughed at that time. It's nothing. My wife won't believe me.

Next, my son killed me: "Do you think my mother believes my 4-year-old girl or you are an old hand in business?"