How to understand English jokes of westerners?

The last egg at home turned into Christmas. This is what you asked for translation.

If you didn't get my Christmas present, it must be because-there is a big hole in your sock! Go, go, go. ! L 1: If you didn't get my Christmas present today, it must be because there is a big hole in your sock. Make up quickly! !

A few days later, I heard that you wanted eggs. Is that true? Then I wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! You will have a full moon in a few days, and I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance! Send English: I heard that you will lay eggs in a few days. Is it true?/You don't say. Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! Your balls will be full moon again in a few days, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance! dispatch

I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how bad your feet are, when you wear socks tomorrow morning, I will give you a full blend to warm your heart and feet! English: I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing to warm your heart and feet!

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