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The first episode Shen/Cai Qinqin (constantly updated)
"The fourth stop on Huangquan Road ... opposite the Black Sunday Cafe-if you want to spend ... the house in the back street of the wreath shop 13? ! "
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Your poor face is black, and your forehead is covered with black lines like cherry balls. The trembling hand is the Revelation for Rent that has just been torn off the wall. The corners of my mouth twitched a few times, and my little hand touched my forehead. Sure enough, I have been scared out in a cold sweat.
It was a sunny day, but her body was as cold as an ice cave.
The reason is the damn "rental inspiration". Jun Lian sighed for a long time, lowered his head and looked at it carefully again, thinking, "No wonder the rent is so cheap, even if it's free ... don't!" Give me money to live. I'm not going! "
Alas! However, although she scrimped and saved along the way, and just paid the transfer fee and tuition fee at the new school, she had little left. She wanted to stay at school, but the headmaster told him that there were no vacant beds and hoped that she could rent a house near the school, so she wandered around the street and saw this "inspiration for renting a house". Although this address is a bit unlucky ... OK! She admits that this hellhole is a bit, very, very unlucky! But the rent is just what she can afford, so she has to give in to this hellhole?
Who gave her bad luck? Admit it!
Take the parcel to a nearby telephone booth and press a series of numbers according to the address left on the "rental revelation"
It is worth mentioning that the telephone number is 7424544. Please read all the numbers in homophonic ... cold sweat! )
DuDu ... The phone rang for a long time, but no one answered it. It was just a mysterious beep. You frowned piteously, and Mao Mao's feeling in his heart is soaring at present, so I don't want to rent a house in that unlucky place! Just as I was about to hang up, someone finally spoke on the other end of the phone.
"hello? Are you renting a house? "
The other party's voice is urgent. It's a woman. It sounds a little old.
"Ah ... yes, yes. I want to rent a house. "
I can't bear to think about it. The woman on the other end of the phone has set off firecrackers without leaving any room. She said excitedly, "Sister, are you really here to rent a house?" Great! Great! The idea of renting a house has been posted for half a year, and people come to rent a house every day, but no one has come ... Don't worry, sister, my house is the best one in this street where I live, and I'm sure you will be satisfied ... "
"Inspiration for Rent" has been posted for half a year ... and she is the first person to rent a house? Hearing this, your pity immediately appeared a row of prickly heat on the back of your head. No matter how good the house is, the address is so unlucky. Who wants to find bad luck for themselves?
"Sister, are you coming to see the house now?"
The words on the other end of the phone brought her back to life, and Junlian answered her in the tone of a strong man's broken wrist.
"All right ... I'll go."
Knowing the route, Junlian got on a bus. Because it is noon, there are not many people on the bus. Seeing Jun Lian get on the bus with a big bag, the conductor asked with a smile.
"Classmate, where are you going?"
"ecliptic!"
You replied piteously and casually, and as a result, she immediately felt that something was wrong, because several people around her were staring at her with the eyes of the mentally ill, and her body suddenly froze.
Looking up at the conductor, I saw that the conductor showed a helpless smile.
Only the driver's uncle has laughed happily twice.
Your mercy also smiled stiffly twice. Trying to dissolve the embarrassing scene around.
Under the eyes of "concern" around, Junlian fidgeted and resisted the impulse to jump from the window. After arriving at the station, Liu Jun got off the bus in a hurry with a bag and wiped the cold sweat on his head.
Today, she is really not an ordinary failure. She has been scared out of cold sweat twice. God bless! Bless her poor and unlucky, and there won't be a third time.
According to the address in the "Revelation for Rent", I found the Black Sunday Cafe all the way, and Junlian saw an eager aunt woman standing at the door of the Black Sunday Cafe. A woman is about forty years old, with messy hair and ordinary clothes. She belongs to the kind of woman who forgets everything.
"Hello, Aunt." Jun Lian considered a word before walking over. She praised the "revelation of renting a house" that she had been holding in her hand.
"I just came to rent a house and called you just now."
"ah! It's you, sister, you're here, come on, give it to aunt, I'll hold it for you! " Aunt is very enthusiastic to help Jun Lian, but her long-term experience of studying abroad has made Jun Lian always keep a vigilant eye on strangers. "No, thank you, aunt. I can hold it. "
Aunt also understands, and she is not forced. After a few commonplaces, I went to see the house with your compassion. "Don't worry, sister, this house is really the best in this street. As long as you are satisfied, the rent is negotiable. By the way, you can call me Aunt Liu. Ah, here we are, right here. "
You look up at the house with pity, only to find that it is a little different from what she imagined. The house is a somewhat old-fashioned two-story attic, surrounded by green ivy vines. I can't say how comfortable it is to see that bright green mood in the hot summer. She also noticed that there was a flowerpot with loofah in the room on the second floor, with yellow but not beautiful flowers, some of which had begun to bear fruit.
When Aunt Liu was looking for the key to open the door, Junlian casually asked, "Aunt Liu, is this house yours?"
"Oh, well, the house was left by our boss. I just washed and cooked for them ... Well, they are called nannies outside now. We are not used to it here, so we call them servants." Aunt Liu has many keys. She tried several keys, but she still didn't open the door.
"What about them?" Your pity is curious to ask.
"Well ... it should be this key. No, it seems to be this. This person is too old to remember ... "Aunt Liu didn't seem to hear your question for mercy, or she didn't want to answer, playing dumb.
Click-this is the right key.
Jun Liu followed Aunt Liu with heavy luggage, holding the mentality of "coming is safe", only to see Aunt Liu looking around carefully, not knowing what she was looking for, and being confused by her nervous expression. June's pity touched Aunt Liu.
"Ah," I just know, aunt liu like what was suddenly scared, began to cry. Gee, she was really tough and jumped on the table.
Shit! Damn it, she! Such a big noise startled her, too.
"Yes ... sorry, sister, please forgive me ... this, this is our custom here ... yes, this is a custom ..." Aunt Liu came down from the table awkwardly.
Oh? Custom? Jun Lian raised her eyebrows in disbelief, suddenly jumped twice on the table, almost disabled it, and then jumped off the table, right in front of Aunt Liu. She pretends to be innocent and lovely, and her big round eyes are shining, which makes people want to swallow: "So you have the custom of stepping on the table before entering the house. It's the first time I've heard of this custom since I was so big! "
Aunt Liu's expression is even more embarrassing.
Putting away the playful mood, Junlian began to look at the house. Although Aunt Liu leads the way in front, she always walks carefully and her eyes can't stop looking around. What a good skill! Look and listen in all directions! Maybe there is a ghost in this room? Liu Jun shook his head, amused by his own ideas.
Walking, the steps at your mercy stopped involuntarily, and the luggage in her hand slowly fell to the ground, just because she saw a beautiful person in the corner of the room. "She" is so beautiful, your compassion is speechless, and no beautiful words can describe one tenth of her. What a stunning beauty in the crowd!
Beautiful people sit in the corner, curled up their legs. Her eyes seemed to be wet with fog, and she seemed to sit there, staring at every move in the room. When "she" saw Junlian's eyes gathered in the corner where "she" was, her misty eyes blinked twice, and her black eyes immediately lit up and became like.
Jun Lian was stared at by such a beautiful person for the first time in her life, and her face turned red. "She" is so beautiful that even there is a slight white light around her, which gathers her whole person in that aura.
A beautiful person seems to be confirming something, with big innocent eyes, which is a bit like a pear flower with rain, which makes people feel pity. "She" timidly raised her right hand and shook it at Jun Lian, as if expecting Jun Lian's response.
Take a gentle sip of your pity mouth, learn to look like "her", raise your right hand and raise it to her.
Beautiful people's eyes are excited, slender hands cover their mouths tightly and try to control themselves, but their bodies can't help but tremble.
At that moment, Jun pitied the brilliance in her eyes, lost her soul and forgot everything, just as time stood still.
"Elder sister, this room is the bedroom, upstairs is the storage room. You still live in this room. " Aunt Liu's words turned back to your pity.
Huh? Your pity has gone, and your soul has returned. But ... she pointed to the man sitting in the corner holding his knees and asked, "Aunt Liu, isn't there someone living in your house?" Shall I share the rent with her? " Really willing to let her die. How can she have compassion and live with a person as beautiful as a painting? This kind of good thing will happen only after she has burned incense for several lifetimes!
the second group
"You ... what did you say ...? "I didn't expect sister-in-law Liu's face to turn white at once.
What happened? Your mercy looked at Aunt Liu in disbelief, and his mind suddenly flashed. She tried her best to resist the urge to let the prickly heat come out of the back of her head, and slowly lowered her eyes stiffly and returned to the corner ... or a "ghost".
No way! No way! No way! Liu Jun shook his head and read aloud unconsciously. I haven't seen that kind of unclean thing for more than ten years since michel platini adopted her. Didn't michel platini seal her supernatural power? How can she see ... a ghost?
"I won't rent this house!" Take a deep breath and get ready to leave with your bag.
"Sister!" I didn't even know she was fast, and Aunt Liu was faster! Jumped up and grabbed Junlian, trying to save the final situation. This is really a surprise attack. She and Aunt Liu are not close, separated by a cane chair!
Shit! I'm not a sister, how old am I ... your pity is short of breath, and I suddenly look back, more annoyed! It turned out that the ghost didn't know when to jump up, grabbed her luggage and dragged her slender body to the ground. Black and bright eyes look forward to your pity.
Don't go ... I won't hurt you. ...
"She" pleaded feebly.
You are a ghost! Your pity involuntarily rolled her eyes in the air, which was full of nonsense. Does your compassion know how to deal with ghosts? Forget it! She didn't want to report to her dead parents earlier!
Aunt Liu is trying to keep it. "Elder sister, this house is good? You can live there! "
"I can't live!" Your kind voice is firm!
"Why don't I give you a 20% discount on rent?"
This move really hit the nail on the head! Your pity tone is obviously weak. "This house ... is not very clean ..."
I'm not a ghost ... I won't hurt anyone. ...
"She" still maintains her previous posture. Hold on to her bag. Please ... stay ... nobody talks to me. ...
Aunt Liu makes persistent efforts. "Sister, I'll give you 50% off the rent, half price!"
You looked at Aunt Liu pityingly, and then at that beautiful and incredible ghost. After a moment of silence, grind your teeth and make up your mind, "good! I live here! " Who let her have no money ... besides, I'm afraid such a cheap rent will never be found again.
Aunt Liu left contentedly. You lamented for three minutes and then began to tidy up your new house.
"Hello, what's your name?" Knowing that "she" is a ghost, no matter how beautiful and amazing she looks, Jun Lian can only try to suppress her compassion.
"I forgot." The ghost thought for a long time, but still couldn't remember his name. Frowning really makes me sad!
"Come on? Then you are already dead! " After cleaning up the new house, Jun pity wandered absently, and there was always a small white tail "floating" behind her, following her closely. It seems that Meigui hasn't talked to anyone for a long time, and she has tried her best to introduce everything here to Junlian.
"How long have you been dead?"
"About one thousand years, I can't remember clearly. I'll tell you when I remember! What's your name? Are you a student? How long are you going to stay here, forever? Can you talk to me more? I'm afraid it will take longer, and I'll even forget what to say! " As soon as the chatterbox of "she" is opened, it will be like a raging river and the Yellow River flooding out of control! So this beautiful ghost who died for more than a thousand years finally made Junlian regret and hit the wall. She hates chatterboxes ... no! Correction! She hates nagging!
"Did you live here before you died?" I feel faint veins standing out on my head, and your pity is powerless to lift Master and press him down. She has never seen such a nasty ghost. According to "she" is so familiar with the environment here, Jun Lian asked, because ordinary ghosts can't let go of their regrets when they die, so the ghosts stayed where they lived. As for why this ghost died and what regrets made him refuse to report to the underworld, Junlian didn't want to know. Michel platini once told her: People and ghosts have different ways. Once they are entangled in ghosts, they will be in trouble!
"Cough!" Junci coughed, and she solemnly warned, "You damn fool! Since I live here, let me tell you first, if you dare to make trouble or give me any information, I will let michel platini accept you! I forgot to tell you that I, michel platini, am a very powerful teacher of Yin and Yang, and any spectre or zombie is no match for him, let alone a ghost like you who is not aggressive at all! "
"I see." Ghosts are floating around her strangely. Still can't believe the excitement. "Can you really see me? Really? Have you seen my hand? Have you seen my head? Have you seen the clothes I'm wearing? Can you see how many fingers I have stretched out? "
She's not nearsighted ... but she wants to kill this damn fool! Your kindness deadpan watched you damn fool stretch out three fingers waving in front of her, and began to consider calling michel platini to accept this damn fool in my mind, so that my future life would be quieter.
"I see clearly, you damn fool, if you nag again, I'll call michel platini to collect you!" That damn fool is still chattering, as if he can't stop talking and disturb your pity, so he wants to threaten her!
"Then can you really see how many fingers I have stretched out?" You damn fool is still challenging the bottom line of your pity. The silent volcano exploded with a bang, aiming at the annoying Millennium ghost!
"The first rule! The words of the head of household are always right! " Your compassion gritted its teeth and popped out a sentence. She suspects that she is likely to die young, so the first happy person must be this fool, because finally someone can accompany her!
"Family rules? Head of household? " Ghost unknown so's request and the layman's answer.
"yes! Now that I have rented this house, I am the head of the family. Even though this house may have been yours before, you are dead, so now this house doesn't belong to you. If you keep nagging, I'll let you pay my rent! "
"Room ... rent ..." The ghost was surprised and couldn't say it. I'm afraid "she" has lived here for thousands of years, and today is the first time she has been blackmailed to pay rent. "She" suddenly remembered something and let out a cry of joy. A piece of colored paper appeared in her hand at once. "I ... I have Mingbi! You think this money is enough! "
The corners of your mouth twitched slightly, and your pity felt that your time had come. How did Zhou Yu die? This damn fool is definitely better than Kong Mingjiang! Knowing that there was no harm in being angry, she stepped back and tried her best to control the impulse to jump on the dead fool and strangle him.
"I'm going to kill you!"
"I'm dead ..." It means don't bother! The ghost looked at her with beautiful eyes.
Now the flame of pity in Xiaojun's heart is getting higher and higher. She took a deep breath and saved enough strength to display the lion's roar in Foshan: "Listen to me! Rule one! The head of household is always right! ! Rule 2: If the head of household is wrong, refer to Rule 1! You damn fool, how dare you cover your ears? Cuff them! Do you understand what I mean? ! ! "
"Listen ... I understand!" You damn fool nods like garlic, even if you cover your ears, you can still feel the songs running around your ears.
"That's good!" Junci nodded with satisfaction.
It's getting dark. It's time for dinner. Liu Jun checked the kitchen, ready to go out and do some shopping.
"Where are you going?" The ghost stood in front of her, and "she" was almost transparent, but because Junlian had special functions, she still ran into it. Jun Lian looked up at her and walked around.
"Where are you going?" She never gave up following her.
You step out of the door and look at the beautiful ghost imprisoned in the house, but you always bounce back when you want to understand. Finally, Shi Shiran said, "Don't waste your energy. I'm going out to buy something to eat. I'll be back soon. "
"food?" You damn fool's eyes suddenly lit up, and your pity suddenly had a bad feeling. Hurriedly turned to leave, but I still heard the dead fool behind me desperately shouting: "I'm hungry-I want it!" " "
Junlian went to the grocery store and bought a box of instant noodles. Because the owner of the magazine shop said that there were frequent power outages here, he bought a flashlight and electromagnetic waves and went home to make a fire and cook.
"What's that noise?" From time to time, there was a strange sound. Jun pity looked around and found that the strange sound came from "her".
"She" showed her white teeth and smiled at Jun Lian: "It's my stomach that is ringing, or I'm hungry—"
Jun Lian rolled her eyes, and it didn't take long for her face to heal. She filled a bowl and began to eat with relish. The beautiful ghost squatted beside her and watched. Jun Lian looked at her like a puppy and suddenly relented. "There is still a bowl in the pot to eat."
You damn fool smiled gratefully at her, and then "sou-"suddenly floated into the kitchen.
Originally, Junlian didn't want to give it to her. After all, ghosts don't need to eat. Her economy is already very difficult. I'm afraid the money michel platini gave her can only last her a week. Jun Lian began to think while eating noodles. Let's get a job after school tomorrow.
As for the ghost ... your pity suddenly feels how good it is to have a free servant!
Episode 3
After dinner, I tidied up casually. When I came out of the kitchen, I found the beautiful Millennium ghost sitting in the only rattan chair watching TV, and I didn't even want to blink. Jun Lian made a speechless expression-is "she" a ghost? -eating and watching TV is more coquettish than children, and more like a person than her!
Michel platini! I remember when he left, michel platini told her to give him a call when he got there. Your pity dug out michel platini's mobile phone from her backpack, her most valuable ... household appliances. ...
"What a pity! It is you. Have you arrived yet? Have you met your uncle? " Your pity frowned, and michel platini started drinking again!
"See, I have to pay tuition and report to school tomorrow! Michel platini, you drink less. " Your pity masked uncle's disgust when he saw her.
Michel platini, drunk, asked, "That's good. Hiccup ... where do you live? Michel platini did a mage's job for someone today, and michel platini will send you some money tomorrow. "
Your pity is a headache: "michel platini! You cheated money again. "
"Hiccup ... how did michel platini cheat money? The lovely daughter really can't talk! There are no ghosts in that house, but they have ghosts in their hearts. I just want them to calm down ... michel platini tells you that michel platini really accepts ghosts ... How can you say that michel platini is a liar ... Loud noise ... Bad daughter ... I don't want to hurt you ... "michel platini spoke on the other end of the phone and finally spit out the wine.
"Well, I know michel platini loves me the most. Michel platini, drink less. I'll call you tomorrow. " Liu Jun hung up the phone and kicked the fool who was watching TV.
"Why?" You damn fool have a temper, too He was disturbed by watching TV and stared at Jun Xi with round eyes.
"The TV is off!"
"no! There was no electricity here before you came, so I haven't watched TV since the last lay man left! " "She" is righteous and stern!
Your pity was silent for a while, thinking that this ghost was still a TV baby before his death ... which made it even more impossible for "her" to watch TV!
"You, you get out of the way!" Junlian turned off the TV neatly, and the boy stamped his feet with anger, but he couldn't help her.
"I'm going to sleep. If you watch TV, it will disturb my rest! " Junci held his chest in his hands and gave the child a cold look. She won't tell the fool that she did it to save electricity. ...
"stingy! You won't let me watch TV because you don't want to pay more electricity bills. This is not fair! " I didn't expect this boy to see at a glance why Junlian didn't let "her" watch TV and protested loudly against the injustice of the householder.
"The first rule of family rules!" A sudden word of sadness and sadness. Without saying a word, the child began to be silent, then glared at her discontentedly and floated into the bedroom ... rule one! The head of household is always right!
Your compassion turns off the light and looks at the door. When I was getting ready for bed, I found the child lying on the only bed in the bedroom. She yawned and let the child in.
"This is my bed." The child looked at her bully's behavior very unfairly
"Now I am the head of the household and I rent the house. Have you paid the rent? If you rent it to me, then this bed is yours! " Your pity turned off the light impatiently. She's so tired ... I really want to sleep. ...
"But ... but ..." In the darkness, the child seemed to have something to say.
Jun Xi, who has been running for a day, just wants to rest, and his patience is not very good. He shouted angrily, "You damn fool! What a wordy thing! Everyone is a girl. What are you afraid of? I'm not even worried about whether you're a ghost. I didn't say anything. You've been nagging there! "
Suddenly there was silence all around, as if the little devil knew who was the master here. Liu Jun nodded with satisfaction, pulled up the blanket and rolled over to sleep.
After a long time, in a quiet room where you can hear a pin drop clearly, the little devil slowly spits out a question: "Are we all girls?"? Who are you talking about? I am obviously a man! "
Oh! You're just a male ghost, you're dead anyway ... your pity is thinking in a daze, half asleep. Wait ... wait a minute! "She" ... what did that damn "she" just say? ! ! !
Originally closed eyes suddenly opened in the dark, and appeared bright and incredible in the dark. Your kernel "Teng-"suddenly turned over, staggered out of bed without stopping, and turned on the light. Her trembling index finger pointed at the child in disbelief! "She" lies flat on the inner side of the bed, with long hair as black as a waterfall, black satin as the best, white as snow, slender and tall figure, delicate face as the moon, slender and meticulous eyebrows slightly provoked, long eyelashes, and beautiful eyes like a pair of black gems covered with water plants; "She" doesn't understand what happened. At the moment, she is looking at Junci doubtfully.
"What did you just say?" Your pitying face is livid, and her terrible eyes can burn holes in her. If the eyes could kill the dead, the child would have been shot through by her arrow. Forget your kindness, "she" is dead. ...
The child's spine suddenly became cold. "I ... I just want to tell you that you misunderstood. Although I look like a girl, I'm actually a real boy ... "The last two words were squeezed out under your gloomy eyes, and he was a little scared. ...
"You ... are ... male ..." Your pitying eyes are like knives, and her eyes are unusually bright because of anger. She gritted her teeth and popped out four words through her teeth. Shit! Are you kidding? Beautiful to be a man!
Under your pitying eyes, that guy silently lowered his head and confirmed his flat chest. Then he nodded seriously and repeated, "Yes, I am a man."
"ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "Three seconds later, screams similar to the murder scene suddenly resounded through the sky.
"Get down!" Like a poisonous snake and a beast, your pity is furious, and it's over! It's over! Her honor-her innocence-a stain on her life-
"Why?" That guy won't come down.
"You are a man." Your pity makes you gnash your teeth.
The little guy didn't good the spirit replied. "I know this better than you."
"Then get out!"
"This is my bed!"
"The first rule of family rules!" Your pity with a beautiful face, gnashing her teeth to remind him.
"mean! Shameless! Little people! Bullying people! Cheap! Drink cold water! Keep your word! Past life is tortoise ... "That guy defy spirit cursing, slender figure slowly disappear. ...
"Ah! Where have you been! " Jun Liu watched his figure gradually disappear in the air and shouted in some panic.
I hate you! His last words came from the air.
Hate me? Your pity seems to have been pricked by a needle. She made the bed painfully and rolled over to lie down. My heart is in a mess. Why did she react so strongly when he just said "I hate you"? The fist was clenched, and the pain in my heart could not be concealed. I covered my eyes with my hand, and tears slowly flowed down. ...
"You have mercy, hoodoo! Don't talk to her, whoever talks to her will die! "
"Your pity is a little pity!"
"Hate you! Hate you! "
The children in the orphanage never talk to her, just isolate her. Until michel platini, a beautiful tall man who cheated money only by drinking, the only person who loved her in the world adopted her.
"michel platini! I am a jinx! Don't adopt me, you will die. "
"Fool, I was your father in a previous life, and I killed you myself, making you complain before you died. I'm here to pay your debts for the rest of your life, dear daughter. I'm still your father for the rest of my life! Come on, let michel platini kiss you! "
"Platini, you will die, I won't let you die ... I won't let you die ..." michel platini is the most beautiful person she has ever seen, and she doesn't want him to die.
"My lovely daughter, really cute, kiss ... hey hey ..." michel platini has a pair of narrow single eyelids, long and thin, with a warm smile, and her small figure is reflected in the black eye pupil.
"Ah! Why are you crying? " An abrupt voice sounded at the top of my lungs. It's the Millennium ghost that just disappeared. Your pity quickly wiped away your tears and murmured, "I didn't cry ... ah!" ! ! ! ! "Screams rang again.
Get up: "You! What are you doing? ! ! "
Her eyes were wide open, unbelievable. She looked at the kid floating on the ceiling, eyes to eyes, nose to nose. He floats on the ceiling, but his waterfall-like hair doesn't hang down according to the law of "gravity", but it seems to float in mid-air alive.
"Go to sleep!" His eyes kept blinking, more beautiful than the stars in the night outside the window.
Sleep ... sleep ... your poor face is even uglier than when you first knew he was a man. She threw a pillow at him with all her strength and shouted at him desperately-
"Rule three! Don't sleep on the ceiling! ! ! "
"Bang-",hitting the target, a heavy object fell from the ceiling.
The fourth episode
"Your compassion?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, you are also a new student. Ok, come with me. " The appearance is gentle and handsome, and the slender and tall figure is more perfect than the model. Unfortunately, she wears black-rimmed eyes without any aesthetic feeling. It seems that teacher Lin is not only nearsighted, but also a road idiot. After a few steps, Junlian has already asked.
"teacher? Excuse me, where are we going? "
"Your classroom!"
Junlian sighed helplessly and said, "Teacher, you are going the wrong way. The school gate is there. If you go on, you will be out of school. "
"ah! Yes ... I'm sorry, I have a bad sense of direction ... "Teacher Lin raised her eyes embarrassedly and smiled embarrassedly.
Poor sense of direction? Actually, there is no such thing as a sense of direction! Your kindness deadpan thinking.
"Never mind, teacher, which class is my class in? I can go by myself. " Just ask your classmates for directions. Junlian thinks it's better not to disturb this road idiot teacher.
"Class 9, Grade 2!"
After getting the answer, Jun Lian turned and left. Teacher Lin was stunned and hurried to catch up: "Wait, wait, or the teacher will take you!"
"Hello, my name is Cangxi, the pale of heaven, and the stream of streams. I'm glad to transfer to this new school, new class and meet new classmates ... "This voice is as warm as pearls, and the charming voice makes people wonder what the owner of the voice should look like.
Jun Lian is carrying a schoolbag and looking at the teenagers on the podium in the classroom through the teacher's window. His slender figure, handsome and soft face, calm and confident attitude and charming dimples show his elegant temperament. Your pity secretly praises you: what a charming and noble son!
Next to the man named Cangxi stood another cool boy with a slightly taller figure, tall and straight, equally elegant and outstanding. The only difference is that he has a pair of cold eyes and his thin lips pursed, which shows his cold personality and sends out the message of "don't approach strangers" all over his body.
The girls were looking forward to the introduction of another handsome guy, but the boy just looked at their expected expression sarcastically and simply said his name.
"The night of the new moon!"
Moonlight night? ! Your pity murmured.
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