What jokes make your girlfriend happy?

Many male compatriots feel puzzled when their girlfriends are angry and don't know what to do. So what are the jokes that make your girlfriend happy?

1, I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

2. "Have you ever said the most humble words in your life to keep each other?" "Come back, fifty is fifty, and I will sell it to you at a loss."

My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother gave up mahjong for me and the whole family, because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

4. falling in love? This is just a sad picture, a sad picture.

5. One of the biggest problems at present: economic strength can't keep up with aesthetic ability.

6. The best thing in the world is none of my business!

7. From scanning code payment to brushing face payment, it is not our IQ that is improved, but the speed at which we spend money.

8. It is said that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, when it looks good, it is called companionship, and when it looks ugly, it is called entanglement!

9. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself, whether it is cute and charming and perfect enough to make others jealous.

10 Although I am often beaten by my wife, God knows my wife is not unreasonable. She always asks my permission before calling. When I said no, she called me and said yes.

The above is a joke that makes my girlfriend happy.