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Things should start from 14 years ago. 14 years ago, my parents scrimped and saved and spent all their life savings to buy a new house. At the same time, my second aunt (mother's second sister-in-law, hereinafter referred to as second aunt) demolished the old house, and the family chose to ask for money instead of a house.

Suddenly one day, my aunt told my mother that my house was demolished. Why don't you lend us your old house?

My mother said, this is not possible. The new house hasn't raised enough money to decorate and can't be occupied.

Menstruation also generously said, how much do you need? I have 40 thousand here. I'll lend it to you.

You know, when my mother offered to borrow money for the first time, she was instantly moved to death. Because my old house said that it would be demolished in recent years, the two families agreed to borrow the house from my aunt's house before the demolition, and the borrowed 40 thousand yuan was paid back in one lump sum on the day when their house left.

Because they are relatives, there is no written evidence. But many times you can't touch human nature. At that time, you thought a kind person would become a demon driven by interests, or she was a demon, just wearing a hypocritical mask.

My mother never imagined that after the house was lent out, she not only almost got it back, but also turned two relatives against each other completely.

With this 40,000 yuan, we simply decorated the new house and bought some furniture, so we will get by, always thinking that we will have money when the old house is demolished, and then decorate it.

My mother has always appreciated her help to my aunt. That year, my aunt and uncle were laid off, and she helped them find jobs in chain supermarkets around the country (my aunt's family still works there), and my mother took care of anything good as soon as possible.

Later, when the news of the demolition of the old house came out, the rogue relatives on Dad's side suddenly came to the door and insisted that the old house was a heritage house. Although the house is your name, everyone has one! It's unreasonable to make it clear, but it's sad to come here every so often to scold the street.

Every time a rogue relative comes, menstruation will say to my mother, "So-and-so is going to rob the house again! Come at two ends in three days! "

Later, the rogue relatives came again, and my aunt directly publicized that the house had been sold to her. She explained that it was only a stopgap measure to get rid of hooligans.

Although my mother felt something was wrong, she thought that she could save menstruation trouble, so she didn't deliberately clarify anything to the outside world and let her brag.

However, if you lie for a long time, you will believe in yourself.

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Time flies year by year. It is said that two years of demolition, five years have passed in an instant, and the surrounding areas have been demolished into ruins. A large number of people became the second generation of demolition, but God left two single-family buildings, Yao Yao, standing among piles of rubble and tiles, and the old house was one of them.

"This house down or not? ! "Everyone is puzzled, but the rumors of demolition have never been broken. "Soon, the government is already planning." "The demolition of this house can be divided into many parts, and you will be demolished into the second generation soon." I believe my aunt has heard many such words.

One morning, my aunt came to my house in a hurry and said that she wanted to have a minimum living allowance, but the social security bureau wanted to borrow my real estate license because it depends on their rental information.

My mother didn't think much, so she went back to the house to find it and gave it to her.

I talked to my dad about it in the evening, and it was wrong to think about it! How to ask for the landlord's real estate license for this low-income guarantee? Maybe people just have a sixth sense. In this uneasy mood, my parents went back to the old house early the next morning to get back the real estate license.

The fox finally showed its tail, but my aunt refused to return it, saying that the house had been sold to her long ago, and the real estate license was evidence in her hand! All the neighbors know!

At that moment, my mother's head was as stupid as being struck by lightning, and she almost sprayed an old blood on the ground. She never imagined that the "benefactor" in her heart suddenly turned into a lying baiwenhang!

In a rage, my mother called all her relatives to the scene and demanded confrontation. From eldest brother's sister-in-law to third brother's sister-in-law, to grandparents, my mother asked relatives whether to borrow or sell! Relatives dare not say much, shaking their heads and saying, we don't know what's going on between you.

My mother was so angry that she couldn't say a complete sentence, and her chest was stuffy in her throat. She cried and asked my second uncle to swear to heaven by touching his conscience, whether to sell or stay at the beginning. !

I don't know if it was my second uncle's conscience or something. Anyway, at that moment, he reluctantly admitted that the house was borrowed. Yes, he admitted it, and he asked my second aunt to return the real estate license. My aunt was desperate and didn't want to return it. She cried and insisted on selling the house!

The most speechless thing is that other relatives advised my parents to give her the house in order to make peace!

If it were you, would you give it?

You are just an ordinary employee in a factory. You bought a new house with a savings loan saved for more than ten years with a monthly salary of one or two thousand yuan. In order to pay off the mortgage and send your children to school, you have had a hard time in recent years and are afraid to buy clothes. Seeing that my hard life is coming to an end, I waited for most of my life and finally waited for the demolition of the house. At this time, a relative suddenly jumped out and told you that I borrowed your money for decoration. Do you give it?

I'm sure anyone in their right mind will refuse.

Finally, at the strong request of my uncle, my aunt reluctantly returned the real estate license to my mother.

Later, my parents realized that my aunt was going to cheat the real estate license and secretly transfer the ownership. She didn't return it because she could seize some loopholes and take money directly on the day of demolition. It's a pity that she doesn't know that both can be done in the presence of the owner and can't be done without the permission of outsiders.

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After menstruation's heart was stabbed, his parents became more and more angry and chilling. Several hints to let her buy a house as soon as possible, she didn't, and she didn't want to leave. But relatives can't kick the whole family out in one game, can they? Besides, the house will be demolished sooner or later, and my parents didn't say much, leaving my aunt to live.

The next few years will be wonderful. My aunt's house was demolished, but she still chose money instead of a house. Maybe she doesn't want to spend the money, or maybe she thinks the place she has built is not ideal. I still can't understand it anyway. Later, my cousin (my aunt's son) got married, but she still didn't buy a house, and the whole family was crowded in my old house.

Later, housing prices in first-and second-tier cities nationwide soared, and many people who wanted to buy a house could not buy it. The house is more valuable than human life, and the house with the Third Ring Road demolished has become more expensive for the poor.

The news of the demolition of old houses has never been broken, but it has not been implemented every year. The menstruation family still has no desire to move. The original family of three became a family of seven with my cousin's marriage and children, and all seven people lived in the old house.

Until 14 years to buy a house with a loan. ...

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Grandma caught a cold this year and needed my mother to take care of her day and night. The doctor said that the elderly with stroke must exercise their bones and muscles every day. Because my family lives on the sixth floor and there is no elevator, it is inconvenient for the elderly to go up and down the stairs to exercise every day. On balance, the only place suitable for the elderly is the old house on the first floor, which is close to my home and convenient for my mother to come and take care of it every day.

But my aunt doesn't want to. After all, it's just for the money! My mother promised that as long as her family moved away, she would not only charge her a penny for rent, but also honor her promise and give her the original 40 thousand yuan. Speaking of which, my aunt lives in 14, and if the rent is 20 thousand a year, 14 will be nearly 300 thousand! This is enough to offset her $40,000! In this way, menstruation still used no place to live as an excuse to prevaricate.

Seeing that grandma's rehabilitation treatment is imminent.

In order to solve the housing problem of my aunt's family, my mother inquired about the indicators of public rental housing for them everywhere. Luckily, she got one! The location of that community is excellent, and it is also an elevator! Early in the morning when I learned the news, my mother took my aunt to submit the information and passed the examination soon.

In this way, grandparents can finally move to the old house, right?

"Still not!" My aunt said that her parents-in-law can live in, and she must be given a monthly rent in 600 yuan for the first two years, otherwise it is impossible!

WTF? Are you really crazy about money? The owner gave the house to his mother, and her sister-in-law jumped out and asked her in-laws to collect rent? !

Grandpa didn't want to drag grandma's illness worse, so he agreed.

Seeing that the feud over 14 parcel was coming to an end, my mother and grandparents changed their minds after they paid the money to my aunt's account at one time. I want to ask my mother for another 20 thousand as compensation for borrowing money, otherwise I won't move.

Poor people should have dignity, and cheap people should have a bottom line. In the face of * * * * mother-in-law seriously ill and human nature? !

Twenty thousand? Where does my mother have money? I didn't save much money for my schooling with a mortgage for more than ten years, what's more, in order to "appreciate" my aunt for so many years, I will give them subsidies from time to time. Cousin gets married, has children, full moon, 1 year-old, and always has the biggest red envelope among several brothers and sisters! From the bottom of my heart, I think of her "unexpected help", but now, I really can't tell whether the original "unexpected help" was sincere or a deliberate conspiracy from the beginning.

In order to let grandma have a place to live as soon as possible, my mother cashed out 20 thousand with a credit card, and the two families finally drew a line.

Pity my mother, riding a few battery cars every day, cooking and bathing for my grandparents without change. As my daughter-in-law, my aunt didn't help me once!

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My aunt moved out as agreed, and took all the money to buy an attic with a loan outside the Third Ring Road. Because the public rental house is on the second ring road, the location is excellent, so their family still lives in the public rental house. They supplemented the loan with the rent of their new house. My family has never enjoyed this "welfare".

What about my side? The rogue relatives on my dad's side learned the news that my aunt had moved away, and then they started running around asking for a house. Every few days, they go to my dad's unit to make a scene, guard at the company gate and curse the street. Colleagues look like jokes. My dad was so angry that he had a few fights with that relative, and he was KO every time.

Probably really tired. I'm really tired after all these years. After waiting for 14 years, it's really a mystery whether this house will be demolished or not! In order to make peace, parents thought about it and secretly sold the dilapidated old house to a one-time buyer.

They paid off the rest of the loan with the money from selling the house, and their burdens were much lighter. With the disillusionment of the dream of dismantling the second generation and the disappointment of redecorating the new house ... the home is still pale and few pieces of furniture have collapsed.

Here's the story. After selling the house for a year, the old house was demolished by enclosure. Hehe, 14 * * *, how many people covet this demolished house, but they finally got the last buyer cheaper.

My mother was very unhappy after hearing the news of the demolition, so she could only comfort herself. We didn't wait for the demolition, and no one else waited, so no one came to make trouble again.

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For better or worse, the past must be turned over. I didn't expect to meet my cousin online two days ago, and his words made me go to the top again!

My cousin spread rumors everywhere, saying that my family had clearly sold the old house at the beginning, but after selling it, they refused to recognize it and brazenly went to get the real estate license!

I was so calm when I saw what he said, and suddenly it exploded again. I was trembling with anger and replied that the real estate license was cheated by your family in the name of running a minimum living allowance. The head of the household above has always been my father. If I sold it to your home earlier, how could I give it to you directly? Your mother is not stupid, okay? Would you like to?

He argued that it was because I lent you money that our family never bought a house. The house was sold to my family, and all the neighbors knew about it, not because you refused to recognize it and insisted on taking it back. My family will not be reduced to living in public rental housing! All this is because of you!

Seeing this, I'm about to explode!

If my mother hadn't dragged you to apply for public rental housing, would you still have a chance to get the index? ! How many people in China want to live in public rental housing but can't?

You also bought a new house, holding two suites in your hand, and you feel that the location of public rental housing is good, and you can't keep the rent of the new house. You still fucking blame me, saying that you live in public rental housing because of us and that we have harmed your life? !

It is you who take the initiative to borrow money to live in other people's homes; If you don't buy a house, it's still you who feel useless; People who still want to rob the house after living for a long time! Others study in relatives' homes, let you live for free 14 years, confiscate a penny of rent, help you find a job, help you apply for public rental housing, give you subsidies and return your favor. The benefits are all yours, and you have to blame others? How can you be so shameless? !

Later, my cousin repeatedly said that some houses were his brainwashing remarks, completely ignoring all the facts. He said bitterly that all my statements were sophistry, and he only believed what he saw. What he saw was that my parents went to his house to ask for the real estate license, which caused him to have no house to live in public rental housing! There is a secular extreme between the lines, which makes me feel bursting and suffocating. ...

I found that I couldn't communicate with him, and his memory was completely distorted with his three views. After a burst of bad words, I didn't argue any more and hacked him directly.

After all, you can be unfaithful to the weak, but paranoia cannot be cured! Because truth and morality are invalid for mental patients.

PS/

This article is a 100% true event that happened around me. Because the relationship is complicated, it is written in the first person.

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