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Ask the host of the annual meeting to cross talk! Urgent, it will start the day after tomorrow. . .

M: Leaders:

Female: Dear colleagues,

M: Ladies and gentlemen,

Happy holidays, everyone!

Man: The autumn wind is cool, the sweet-scented osmanthus in Xinlongyuan is fragrant, and the Mid-Autumn Festival, where thousands of families reunite, comes to us.

Female: Deng Hua blooms, and the sound of joy spreads all over China; The national day ceremony celebrated by the whole country is coming to us again.

Man: The sea rises and the moon rises, and the horizon is * * *. In the golden autumn of "Double Festival", our company has also achieved fruitful results. This year, our company won many honorary titles such as Top 20 Private Enterprises in Anhui Province, Top 3 Private Enterprises in Wuhu City, and the First Integrity Enterprise in Wuhu City.

W: I hope people will live long and be beautiful in Wan Li. In the beautiful moment when the "Double Festival" is coming, we will continue to inspire the powerful motivation of Xinlong people, convey the infinite wisdom of Xinlong people, take vigorous steps, stride towards the world, bravely climb the golden mountain, and continue to write brilliant and gorgeous chapters.

W: With the strong support of company leaders and departments, the "Golden Dragon" party that Xinlong people have been waiting for for for a long time and full of the efforts of company leaders and all employees is about to begin. Before the party starts, let's invite President Shu to speak.

(President Shu speaks)

M: Thank you very much for your warm speech. I believe that under the leadership of Chairman Shu and with the joint efforts of all Xinlong people, Xinlong Company will climb one "golden mountain" after another.

Female: Jin Xinlong

Male: Golden Xinlong

The party is now officially started.

(Applause …) Spray colors and whistle.

Female: The new dragon is the new dragon of the new dragon people and the new dragon of China.

M: Without the vigorous development of various undertakings in the motherland, the good development environment created by the motherland for our Xinlong company and the support of the people of the motherland, Xinlong would not be today!

Woman: We should thank our motherland and sing it!

M: Please invite all my colleagues in the Low Voltage Division to sing "Singing the Motherland" on behalf of our Xinlong people.

1, singing the motherland

The prosperity of the motherland comes from the wise leadership of the Communist Party of China (CPC) and the United struggle of the people of all ethnic groups throughout the country. Without unity, there would be no new China, and there would be no prosperity and strength of our motherland today. Speaking of unity, without unity, there would be no party today. We will stick together forever. If you want to sing "Unity is Strength", please continue to listen to the sonorous voice of the comrades in the low-voltage technology department "Unity is Strength".

Woman: I've been waiting for a long time, and finally I've waited until today. I've been looking forward to it for a long time.

Yes, today we come from all corners of the country and get together to celebrate this wonderful moment.

W: Xu Transformer Company, on behalf of all my colleagues in the transformer company, come and cherish today with us. Please listen to today's.

Today.

M: Being in a foreign land, I think twice every holiday.

W: Today, we are gathered here at this beautiful moment. However, many of our comrades can't get together with us, and many employees can't get together with their families for everyone in Xinlong Company.

M: Yes, they fought in the front line just to win more gains and make our new dragon more brilliant. We are eager to meet them again, and believe that they will meet us with more fruitful results in the near future.

M: Please invite Zou to sing "Eyes Looking, Eyes Reunion" on behalf of all our Xinlong people who are fighting in the front line.

3. The longing of eyes and the reunion of eyes.

Woman: I feel very warm after listening to this song "The Desire of Eyes, the Reunion of Eyes".

M: Yes, it is not only warm, but also touching. I think you are almost moved to tears.

W: Well, yes, it doesn't matter if I want to shed tears, as long as you don't shed tears.

M: You mean I have a hard heart and no feelings?

Woman: No, men don't flick when they have tears.

M: That's not certain. If you don't believe me, please listen to "Tears of Heroes" brought to us by canteen master Cao Jun.

4 "Tears of Heroes"

Woman: I didn't expect Master Cao not only to cook a good dish, but also to have a nice voice.

M: After listening to this stirring "Tears of Heroes", I can't help thinking of the Olympic heroes who returned from the Athens Olympic Games. They won 32 gold medals, created a new history and stood on a new "golden mountain". They have brought incomparable honor and pride to the motherland and the people, and also inspired the people of the whole country to strive for a higher, stronger and faster realm in their respective posts.

Female: A country's sports development level and people's health level reflect a country's development level and national temperament and appearance; We Xinlong people are descendants of dragons. Revitalizing Chinese national industry and forging world-famous enterprises is the purpose of our Xinlong company. To achieve this goal, it is inseparable from the healthy body of Xinlong people.

M: Yes! The leaders of our company attach great importance to and care about the health of our Xinlong people. To this end, they set up a basketball team, a football team and a women's aerobics team, and also built a new basketball court under the condition of very tight funds!

Woman: Thank the leaders of Xinlong Company for their care and love for our employees!

M: Today we also take this opportunity to test and show the health level of our new dragon people!

Woman: Good! Let's have a special activity-stepping on balloons.

M: Please invite friends from the scene to participate in this activity. Before that, please introduce the rules of the game and tie balloons to everyone's feet. At the beginning (rules of the game) .....

5 game stepping on balloons

(Give a gift)

Woman: Today's workshop is an ocean of joy and a paradise of happiness. I wonder what it will be like outside the workshop window.

M: The world outside the window is unforgettable, too. A song answered your question.

Woman: Oh? Is it? What song?

Man: Outside the window, please ask Wang Meng, a high-voltage technology department, to tell us something about the window.

6 "Out of the Window"

Woman: The scenery outside the window is so beautiful! Especially in this beautiful festival, it must be very romantic and pleasant to enjoy the moonlight outside the window at night.

M: Sometimes I think that if I have a pair of wings, I can keep company with power, and I will definitely fly to the moon to watch.

Woman: Is it fake to look at the moon? Do you want to see the beauty on the moon-Chang 'e?

Man: You are really, don't break the enough paper.

Woman: ok, I won't wear it. You, don't always think about the beauty on the moon, keep your feet on the ground and look at the beauty in the new dragon.

Man: Oh, you still understand the hearts of male compatriots in Xinlong as much as I do.

Female: Please invite the beautiful women from the women's aerobics team and dance team of Xinlong Company to bring us the Tibetan-style dance "Oblique Dang".

7 "oblique"

Man: How is the name of this dance called "Slanting"? Our young man's eyes are clearly straight; A piece of graceful posture and affectionate eyes make men have to look straight. If they can't look straight, there must be something wrong with their eyes. Our Xinlong people's eyes are all at two o'clock five, and they are all straight at two o'clock! Eyes staring straight, motionless, but the heart must be rolling waves, imagination keeps yo! May be thinking of her, thinking of the beautiful and sweet time with her. In order to make you think enough, please ask Pan to bring your thoughts to her in the distance with the paper crane he prepared.

8 "Paper Crane"

Woman: Acacia is a kind of beauty.

M: Acacia is a kind of pain.

Woman: I feel pain and happy. It is better to miss each other than to meet you.

M: homesickness is not the same thing. If all the boys from Xinlong arrive, what if the guy from Xinlong arrives first?

Woman: No, the Xinlong people never give up. If you don't believe me, look at Chen Yihua in the spraying workshop of our production department. He has gone from lovesickness to blind date.

Man: Really! Please invite Chen Yihua from the production department, Yu Xiaoqing and Li Qing from the human resources department to take the stage to see how they made a blind date. After reading it, learn a trick, which will definitely come in handy in the future.

9 "blind date"

Man: See? I learned an experience that men will send flowers to girls on blind dates.

W: Yes, because flowers represent beauty, purity and love.

M: I saw Zhang Guolai coming with flowers, too. I wonder who he will dedicate the lilacs to.

10 lilac

Woman: Our Xinlong is really a place where dragons hide and tigers crouch. There are many people who can sing and dance well.

M: Sending flowers is not a great skill. We still have people who can give orders and send rain.

Woman: Really? Who's so good?

M: It's not ordinary rain, but ice rain. Please ask the automation company to send us ice rain.

1 1 ice rain

W: Today is really an eye-opener. The young man of Xinlong is really handsome. He can not only send flowers, but also rain.

M: Giving things is also learned. Our new dragon boy knows how to give gifts.

Woman: Really? How come?

M: Sending flowers represents my heart, and sending rain represents that you have broken my heart. It's different.

Woman: Oh.

M: Whether it's sending flowers or raining, it's from the heart.

Woman: What?

Man: "I just like you", please welcome the truth from Automation Wu Xianfeng.

12 "I just like you"

W: Who do you like? So persistent.

M: I can't tell you. I have to let you guess.

W: It's hard to guess. There are many beautiful girls in our Xinlong.

Man: Mid-Autumn Festival is a traditional festival in China. Lantern riddles are an essential program for Mid-Autumn Festival. Who does Wu Xianfeng like? After the party, you can guess slowly. Mr. Liu Xianming, our corporate culture consultant, specially designed four riddles for this activity. The answer is the names of several comrades in the company. There is a prize for guessing boxing.

Woman: Interesting! Let's get started.

Man: Please ask Teacher Liu to guess a riddle for us:

13, guessing game

Three dragons crossing the sea (guess three company executives): Shu Longsheng, Fu Longsheng and Cheng Xiaolong.

Take a dusty gold medal (guess the top leaders of the company): Zhang.

The garden is full of colorful flowers (guess one person in the high-voltage technology department): the flower forest

Foreigner (guess someone from the production department): Yang Shiming.

Tong Xin Zhu Yong (guess the person in the human resources department): Li Qing.

Climbing the Snow Mountain and Crossing the Grassland (Guess a person in the canteen): Jun Hong.

Unity, nervousness and liveliness (guess one in the trade union): serious.

Ok, the quiz is over (please go to the guessed person to receive the prize). )

W: A little game is over, but the love story is endless. Please listen to Zhang Qingsong's story Love Me Longer.

14 "Love me for a long time"

W: How long has it been?

M: How long? Next, Li Guangbao will tell us, please welcome Li Guangbao's "Borrowing Heaven for 500 Years".

W: That's a long time, 500 years? ! How many wrinkles will there be on your face by then?

Man: You can borrow it for 500 years and then borrow something.

W: What can I borrow to get rid of wrinkles on my face?

Man: Borrow the Moon Face, and ask Senyuan Company XXX to borrow the Moon Face.

Woman: The moon has a beautiful face.

Man: Women can borrow the face of the moon, and men can borrow the heart of the sun.

Woman: Yes, it happens that the sun and the moon shine together and complement each other.

M: Just like the banner outside our workshop says, "Employees complement each other and enterprises advance by leaps and bounds"!

Female: Full moon, family, people and things.

Man: country, family, people, things and beauty.

W: I'm glad to get together with you today and have a wonderful holiday.

M: Today is a day worth remembering for a lifetime.

W: We have come to wish the motherland prosperity, national prosperity and national security.

M: I wish us Xinlong people continue to stride forward in the world and climb the golden mountain bravely.

Let's sing the song of the new dragon together.

17, the song of the new dragon ...

W: Celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Man: Welcome to National Day.

Together: The Golden Xinlong Party is over!