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Especially in Taiwan Province province? Most taxis

Especially in Taiwan Province province? There are many taxis. I even suspect that the taxi penetration rate in Taiwan Province Province is the highest in the world. If you have a chance to go to Taipei, as long as you pay attention to the streets of Taipei during commuting time, you will surely see the "little yellow spring" full of potholes when dancing dragons and lions. Even if there are many taxis, the drivers' words and deeds are wonderful enough, which is the pride of Taipei culture! Basically, I divide the Universiade into three categories: the first category: the spokesman of God. Most of these taxi drivers are juryman-faced, acting strangely, and have a strong flavor of walking in rivers and lakes. I don't talk much, but my eyes are extremely fierce. I usually hoarse, speak standard Taiwanese or nonstandard Mandarin (there is only a thin line between the two), and ask you with betel nut juice: "Where are you going?" Standards are as precious as gold! Basically, this kind of taxi equipment also has its own "unique" aesthetic model. The most common ones are 100 Buddha Guanyin, ten strings of peace instruments, statues stickers and slogans posted casually inside and outside the car. Curtains are hung on the four windows, and the combination of low-key and high-key makes people wonder whether you are too modest or too worried, and you need so many "gods" to drive with you. When most female passengers get on the bus, they will look out of the window with frightened eyes from time to time and pray: "He is a good man! He's a good man! I am ugly and have no money. Don't pick me! The delivery man stared at the driver's every move and begged the car door to appear quickly. Sometimes, God's spokesman will analyze fate, face to face, Dot mole and constellations, believe it or not, but I mostly listen to "free money" fortune telling carefully and wonder why he doesn't set up a fortune telling booth or become a prostitute, perhaps earning more money than driving. The second category: taxi drivers such as doctors in political science, I really feel candidly admit defeat to their enthusiasm and perseverance! From the moment you get on the bus, all kinds of political radio programs must have been introduced to your ears. If you look up, you will find that the driver is smiling at you with his sweet and attractive eyes, which means that something is wrong, because the first sentence from the next second must be "Have you paid attention to the recent xx news?" This means that his chatterboxes are like the Yellow River bursting its banks, waiting to have a heart-to-heart talk with you all over the world. If it's a current affairs review, that's all. Nine and a half of the ten fanatics are political doctors, and each of them doesn't know whether he has read hundreds of political classics or whether he knows hundreds of politicians. They have their own opinions and "super-accurate" sources on the current situation and national policies, and Kan Kan and Kan Kan talk about the natural and unrestrained degree close to fatigue bombing! Sadly, whether you support or oppose his political stance, there is only one ending called "asking for it". "Supporting him will only accelerate his enthusiasm for nest, while refuting him will be ironic and serious will be loudly scolding. At this time, you have only two ways to get rid of it: first, play dead, be busy and be dumb; Second, tell yourself that this is the meaning and value of freedom of speech, open your heart and have a discussion and debate meeting with him in a car. The third category: excellent spokespersons. This kind of taxi driver doesn't need much introduction. They are all humble and courteous, and their seats are clean and sanitary. There are all kinds of music, air conditioning, flowers, perfume, magazines and audio-visual equipment on board, except the combination of afternoon tea. You can lie comfortably on the sofa in the car and enjoy a moment of leisure time. You can also enrich your spiritual life by reading books and watching TV. You can even talk to handsome athletes consciously or unconsciously. It's all about experience and luck to take this kind of car! But basically, more than 60% taxis in Taiwan Province Province have their own fleet, which is specialized in enterprise management. They are responsible for accepting taxi calling service, providing passengers with the most humanized service and allowing you to enjoy knight-like treatment. Every driver has received good pre-job training, wearing white gloves and a straight suit to accompany you to every corner of Taipei. At this time, they are no longer simple taxi drivers, but your personal guards. No matter what kind of driver has his lovely side, just like thousands of people in the world, you should respect them whether you like it or not!