Are there any funny and classic advertisements or warnings?

an advertisement of an audio company-"Call four times!"

An advertisement in a jiaozi shop-"Everything!"

an advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

a pawn shop advertisement-"well deserved!"

an advertisement of a hat company-"judge people by their hats!"

a barber shop advertisement-"penniless!"

an advertisement in a drugstore-"Ask for it!"

an advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a smoking woman unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

an advertisement for a typewriter-"You don't know each other until you fight!"

an advertisement in an optical shop-"The eyes are the windows of the soul. Please install glass for your window to protect your soul."

an advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so we send a self-defense teaching material with the bottle."

No-smoking advertisement in a public place-"Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking."

an advertisement for a new book-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object he wants is the heroine described in this novel!"

an advertisement in a car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't."

A cosmetic advertisement-"Get spots while you can, and don't leave pimples."

an advertisement for a washing machine-"a idle wife and a good mother!"

an advertisement for a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

An advertisement of a printing company-"Everything is printed except banknotes."