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Here comes the material of Neptune's hidden marriage and children.
It is said that before his grandparents' accident, Neptune was suspected of having a baby out of wedlock. After secretly giving birth to a 2-year-old baby's big melon, many babies in the comment area reacted fiercely and shouted passionately, leaving a strong message asking uncle to continue to peel this big melon.
No, uncle has everything he wants. Uncle has contacted many friends in the circle these days and further explored many related secret materials.
Next, it's time to send fresh melons to the babies, so hurry and have a look!
Friends who like this story, remember to read the forwarding and praise after reading it, and help uncle spread it more!
Speaking of it, to really understand that Neptune secretly gave birth to a child, as usual, we have to start with Neptune's lewd and chaotic private life a few years ago.
At that time, Neptune tore up the high-quality resources of the Beijing-Hong Kong circle in order to become the top stream of the inner entertainment circle, and did not hesitate to use his young body as bait to incarnate the body bodhisattva and living Buddha Rinpoche walking in your circle, fawning over all the big names everywhere!
As a result, boy, Neptune, just a "signing Mr. Flammulina velutipes", pushed too hard and output too impatient, and finally abruptly destroyed his hairdressing tools.
Later, in order to regain its glory, Neptune bought a large number of internationally used small blue pills (note: this is the so-called "panacea" that Kimchi Queen Kim Koryo bought for her little Toy Boy). It is rumored in Jianghu that when Kim Koryo was arrested, several bags of small blue pills were found in her residence, so it can be regarded as an internationally certified men's arsenal (explosive bag) and Indian oil. ...
Its efforts are as bad as those of the seal pill spokesperson.
Later, his "signing brother" really improved (although it was only a micro-progress from xian to xian).
Fortunately, Neptune's position stabilized temporarily at this time. Through capital alliance and other operations (specifically, some underground means such as washing gold coins, stealing gold coins, and cooperating with overseas capital), he firmly twisted into a rope with the big brother in the circle and the rich second generation licking dogs, and gained the support of capital.
Based on this, there is no need for him to continue condescending at this time, acting as an apple polisher to please others, and serving those capital bosses who are judgmental and aesthetically abnormal.
Therefore, Neptune's mentality of "changing guns for guns" has expanded in coffee places. He is no longer willing to lie under another man and be a centenarian mother, or be forced to do it in tears 1!
On the contrary, I am determined to let bygones be bygones, show my greatness as a big man, and show my "rare" signing baby firing at beautiful girls.
Unexpectedly, however, just as he was boldly preparing for a big fight, an embarrassing squib began!
Here's the thing-
At that time, in order to relax and comfort himself, Neptune went to Maple Leaf and chose a concubine.
But this time, the princess's choice was different from his later choice. At this time, Neptune didn't realize that his "big baby" was actually just a weak chicken on the table, and he didn't know how to hide others. Instead, he is in high spirits, cheerful and determined to "show his glory"!
How to make a splash?
Quite simply, when looking for a hair object this time, he didn't look for an inexperienced young sister on board, but arranged for the staff to contact a sexy queen who is said to be famous for her superb writing skills in the North American study abroad circle-a little cow on the earth!
The little cow is a sister, and as the name implies, it is really not simple. According to the breaking post written on the Internet by people studying abroad, this girl has been in seamless love since she was a teenager, and her emotional experience is very rich.
Later, when she was a little older, she went straight to the sea and personally experienced the "personal size" of the men around her. There are many stories.
How open was she?
It is said that once she dated men from five or six countries and fought with one-on-one goblins, feeling high.
The end result was that the little cow flirted with this group of people for several days. Men who spoke different languages admired the little cow, saying that she was a master of games and knew how to play games!
The little cow also became famous in the first world war and became famous in the study abroad circle.
At that time, many ticket players were proud of a little cow, but the little cow was very quiet. She never values any man. Once the other party can't give her the happiness she wants, even the rich second generation with hundreds of millions of assets or the noble Arab oil prince, she will not hesitate to abandon it. ...
Can be called the number one romantic queen in the social circle.
It is because of her fame that Neptune moved his mind, and he tried to conquer such a queen to prove his uniqueness as a man.
So his staff contacted the little cow according to his instructions.
As for the little cow, she was very excited when she heard that she was going to have a pk with Neptune, the top actor in the entertainment circle. She immediately prepared for this date and was ready to be "honest with Neptune".
Then, sure enough, on the date, Neptune took a break from China and flew to Maple Leaf Country, and the cow arrived at the luxury hotel under Neptune's package as promised!
After the two formally met, the little cow went straight to the point, quickly danced her thighs and began to provoke Neptune.
On the other hand, Neptune is a bit of a misnomer. Balabala shows his hip-hop art and blows himself up as the god of the entertainment circle ... as proud as a peacock who has never seen the world.
Later, when the little cow got bored, she stripped Neptune naked and invited him to start a "good show". He stopped.
Unexpectedly, from the moment of honesty, the dark moment of Neptune's life has arrived. ...
At that time, the little cow was familiar with the inspection and played Neptune's crime tools. I was shocked to find that Neptune was actually a bean sprout!
When the little cow saw this scene, she couldn't even bear to continue playing. She just gave up the idea of playing games and burst out laughing on the spot.
However, Neptune didn't realize anything at this time, but confidently asked the cow, what is she laughing at? !
Mavericks are quite Jianghu. Seeing Neptune so ordinary and so confident, she showed no mercy to her mouth. She went straight to the poison queen's net and said a lot of useless but insulting words-
Neptune is a primary school chicken. Why do you have the face to go out and play this exciting game between adult men and women? !
Hearing this, Neptune stood coldly for a long time. He is used to being flattered and praised, but he didn't get the joke of heifer. Instead, he retorted righteously that a heifer is not as good as a dog.
Later, in order to save face, Neptune made a trick. He directly took out his own international small blue pills and told the little cow that it didn't matter. As long as he takes such a panacea, he will definitely let the little cow experience the joy of flying!
But when the little cow saw it, she was speechless. She laughed at Neptune. The man who plays games with her has no talent, but has amazing fighting ability. How can anyone be "weak" enough to take medicine for tonic?
If Neptune can't, he'd better clean up before it's too late, and then go home and cry with his mother. Don't be so stubborn and make a fool of yourself everywhere.
But I didn't expect Neptune to be so stimulated that he even pestered the heifer and insisted that she and herself do their hair.
The little cow is helpless, and seeing its rights is like a good thing. She played with the silly son of the landlord for a while.
At that time, she casually played with Neptune's criminal tools, but it was boring. Despite taking drugs for entertainment, Neptune's little brother soon settled down and felt ashamed!
Cow and Neptune each used many methods to call the broken little brother, but there was still no result.
Finally, the little cow may go home disappointed when she is in a good mood, so she said many exciting words when she was in a low mood. Diss Neptune is a useless junk snack, the most incompetent and rubbish person she has ever met in her life, and she is almost ashamed of Neptune. ...
After that, the little cow tidied up her clothes, waved goodbye and left directly, leaving Neptune speechless and in tears.
Interestingly, people don't think it's over yet, do they?
No, no, no, as the number one queen in the social circle and society, the reason why the little cow can stand out among the sluts and cause a sensation is not only because she is well informed!
The most important thing is that every time a little cow dates a man, she will write a wonderful "little composition about learning men" on her platform to commemorate her journey of conquering men.
To this end, she has accumulated a group of her own diehard fans in the circle. These people are fascinated by her little composition, so they pursue her in various ways.
Then, you can imagine that after dating Neptune, a big star in the inner entertainment circle, although the result was not satisfactory, the little cow still followed the old rules and wrote a wonderful composition, which was both interesting and insulting, with vivid details, as if she were among them.
At that time, after the composition po came out, many students who were concerned about cows were shocked to eat melons one by one. Everyone discussed the mysterious man who let cows fall into the sand and fought a disappointing battle.
Later, after all, some people were smart enough. According to the pseudonym of the mysterious man given by the little cow and some clues with strong personal characteristics, this person is Neptune's children's shoes that were popular in the entertainment circle that year!
As a result, a stone stirred up a thousand waves. You should know that the circle of international students is very narrow and boring. Usually, besides studying in class, everyone will eat melons to add a little fun to the boring life.
Now the news that the big star Neptune is a weak chicken has been exposed. Can we not catch up with the enthusiasm of eating melons and discuss the unfortunate life of such a gentleman in order to improve our happiness in life?
So, you know, at that time, almost everyone in the North American study abroad circle was discussing the scandal of Neptune's "silver-like wax spear head" and poking fun at the secret of diss Neptune's "uselessness" everywhere!
Later, more busybodies opened a post and contributed to an influential gossip media to expose the incident.
Then the gossip media spread the news of fermentation everywhere. Boy, it didn't take long for this matter to spread in the entertainment circle. Some senior gossip people were discussing Neptune's big secret everywhere. ...
For a time, Neptune can be described as a shame for men, a laughing stock in the entertainment circle and an embarrassing situation.
In this case, in order to save face for Neptune, Neptune's godmother had to anxiously arrange a "hand treasure" marketing plan, and brainwashed Neptune everywhere that he was a big name and a big hand to maintain Neptune's reputation;
At the same time, dopted mother also used her own capital to make rain, deleted posts everywhere, covered her mouth, and even hacked the gossip media of overseas students who fermented the Neptune incident.
In the end, the news that Neptune is a "bean sprout" was finally suppressed under the overwhelming public relations war.
But everyone should know that in some things, rumors are often easy to public relations, and people's hearts are like a rock, which is difficult to transfer.
Neptune, for example, has been completely wrong since he was humiliated by a little cow. At this time, his ontological consciousness awakened for the first time, and he finally realized the fact that he was "unable" and was born with disability!
This cognition can be said to have completely destroyed his mind. At that time, his little brother had a direct "mental breakdown" and could no longer stand up.
Several times, dopted mother used strong drugs and arranged sexy girls to provoke Poseidon, but Poseidon's body was completely unresponsive and lifeless, like an old dried radish buried for thousands of years, without any improvement.
Later, the godmother took Neptune to the hospital for a physical examination. The doctor bluntly said that Neptune's illness was a double "collapse" of physiology and psychology. It will never be saved in the future unless some extreme measures are used!
When Neptune and dopted mother heard the news, they were anxious at that time.
Neptune, he is anxious that he can't be sentimental with his sisters and sisters in the future. He has really become a shameful waste snack;
And godmother, she was worried that Poseidon had not given birth yet, so she collapsed. What if their families are never seen again?
Based on this, dopted mother began to ponder some ghost ideas that had to be implemented.
At that time, she flew back to Maple Leaf country and had a discussion with her husband (michel platini, who is also Neptune). Finally, the two of them finalized an idea-to choose several surrogate girls for Neptune as soon as possible and take some scientific measures to help Neptune have children.
So next, michel platini resolutely took on this important task, and he began to inquire about those young girls who are outstanding in appearance, healthy, innocent, kind-hearted and smart in his communication circle, so as to finalize the candidates for surrogate girls!
Sure enough, after a period of time, michel platini found a suitable surrogate sister!
As usual, for the convenience of expression, let's give this girl a code name and call her Little Tao Hong actress, born 1969 ~
A few years ago, George W. Tao Hong was just an ordinary international student. She just finished her studies and graduated from a university in Maple Leaf Country, but she is an ambitious child and she doesn't want to go back to China. On the contrary, she wants to live and work in the country of maple leaves. (This situation should be clear to those who have studied abroad. Many international students refuse to return to China after graduation, and they are determined to stay there. To this end, some people even want to live with the local elderly.
Based on this calculation, at that time, she was bent on finding a job and wanted to change her study visa into a work visa. Then she naturally stayed and tried to get a green card and become a local permanent resident.
As a result, in this process, because she was too impatient, reckless and short-sighted, she was finally deceived and persecuted by michel platini of Neptune.
The thing is, when Tao Hong was looking for a job, he accidentally submitted his resume to michel platini's dopted mother's company. When michel platini saw her personal situation, she thought she was very suitable for Neptune's surrogacy work, so she called Tao Hong Jr. to the company for an interview!
Under the investigation, michel platini became more and more satisfied with Xiao Taohong, thinking that this girl is beautiful, with a high degree of education and a general family, and she is easy to fool and bully, which is the most suitable fertility tool ~
Therefore, at that time, he conveyed his meaning to Tao Hong Jr. and suggested that Tao Hong Jr. could guarantee to help Tao Hong stay in Maple Leaf Country as long as he was willing to be a surrogate mother.
Xiao Taohong hesitated at first. After all, she is a clean and highly educated girl, and she is a surrogate mother for a green card for no reason. Isn't that selling her reproductive organs? If she does, what dignity will she have in the future?
..... But michel platini is good at finding the right medicine and reading people's hearts. Seeing the hesitation of George W. Tao Hong, he didn't force pua to brainwash George W. Tao Hong, but directly took George W. Tao Hong to the so-called high-end enjoyment place and turned around, showing the life of the rich to George W. Tao Hong as a greasy old man, and seducing George W. Tao Hong with the life of the rich ~
After seeing Tao Hong lost her eyes and moved her heart to the life she is addicted to money, michel platini took Tao Hong to a luxurious big house of her own, and promised Tao Hong that she would make her own decision and give the big house to Tao Hong as long as the surrogacy was completed!
At the same time, he pretended to be a successful person, and bewitched Tao Hong Jr. and persuaded Tao Hong Jr. to just give birth to a baby in the womb, so that he could have a green card and a big house of his own in Maple Leaf. Where can I find such good things? As an ambitious and smart girl, Little Tao Hong should know what kind of life she really wants ~
What's more, what can I do if I have a child? After the baby is born, michel platini will take the baby away. Little Tao Hong has nothing to lose, but she can be upgraded to a little rich woman. Why not?
Later, Xiao Taohong, anxious as a cat on hot bricks, was brainwashed by michel platini's sweet words and finally persuaded to become a surrogate mother.
However, Tao Hong Jr. is a man of certain knowledge after all. Before the official start of surrogacy, she still tactfully asked michel platini to sign a contract with herself in advance, and stated in the contract that Tao Hong Jr. was a surrogate for a client in michel platini. But after the surrogacy procedure, michel platini should get a green card of Maple Leaf Country for herself and give her the agreed big house for free!
For these things, michel platini should do it all at once ~
In this way, after the two sides finalized everything, this so-called surrogate plan was officially put on the agenda!
At that time, michel platini and dopted mother specially negotiated with Neptune, asking Neptune to leave the inner entertainment circle and fly to Maple Leaf to start the pregnancy preparation plan.
But! As mentioned above, Neptune's tools for committing crimes during this period are completely useless. Even if he can't stand up straight every day, how can he get a girl pregnant?
So Neptune and Tao Hong worked hard at that time, but the effect was nothing, and Tao Hong was silent in his stomach.
Later, the godmother was anxious to have a grandson, so she arranged for michel platini to find a surrogacy agency and let the surrogacy agency promote this surrogacy agreement in some special ways ~
As for the people in surrogacy agencies, they do have a set. They gave Neptune a lot of powerful drugs, arranged for Tao Hong Jr. to have a lot of ovum-promoting injections, and at the same time made a long-distance arrangement, made all kinds of amplification moves, and engaged in auxiliary means, and finally got Tao Hong Jr. pregnant.
After that, as you can guess, Neptune returned to China after mating and continued to live well. At that time, while trying to restore his ability in that respect, he bullied others with the help of capital and exported some junk works in the circle. His career was booming and he became a super-first-line traffic artist!
Later, I really don't want to say that Neptune's staff collected a "resurrection" earthwork for Neptune. Neptune got some tools for caring for animals (such as tiger whip) and some banned drugs according to the method in the earthwork, and developed them to take together.
Then, I don't know whether the drug really worked or whether the drug improved Neptune's psychological function. Anyway, after all the fuss, Neptune's little brother came back to life.
From then on, Neptune once again began his lawless activities of choosing concubines. This time, he deliberately selected young female college students, bullied those little girls who had never seen the world, and looked for long-lost confidence in them to satisfy his poor self-esteem. ...
Of course, all this is another story. Let's go back to Tao Hong Jr.
After Tao Hong Jr. became pregnant, michel platini and dopted mother took care of her wholeheartedly for the baby in her belly. Plus, after the hospital found out that Tao Hong was pregnant with a big fat boy, the dopted mother was even more elated and excited. Little Tao Hong was once worshipped as an aunt and cared for her in all kinds of ways ~
As for Xiao Pink, she was once very excited when she learned that her surrogate service target was Neptune, a super-top artist. She thinks she will get a green card and a big house in the future, so she calmly waits for the delivery date. ...
But! To Tao Hong's surprise, the whole thing was just a disaster for her!
There is no other reason, because I am pregnant in October. After the baby was born, a serious problem appeared. The son she gave birth to is actually a dementia ~
When the hospital checked out this situation, it was also very surprised, and urgently notified michel platini dopted mother and Xiao Pink.
When dopted mother learned about it, she was angry at that time. Despite Tao Hong's absence, she gave Tao Hong a good beating, complaining that her stomach failed to live up to expectations and gave birth to a problem baby at home ~
After learning from the doctor that the child's dementia symptoms are basically incurable, the dopted mother made an incredible decision. She made up her mind to abandon this child, which may be a disgrace to her son's life. ...
So the question is, where will this child eventually go? How was Tao Hong Jr. driven back to China, used it for nothing, and made a cheap surrogacy tool, with both human and financial resources?
Who is the biological mother of a two-year-old child exposed by Neptune now? What is the mysterious origin of this child?
Neptune once had a little lover in the team. Who is this little lover? How did she put Neptune together, causing Neptune to lose nearly 1 100 million assets?
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