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Wandering the rivers and lakes to spread jingles and universal formulas.

1. Features of beef tendon comb: (I'll have a look, or I'll have to repeat it if someone is new)

▲ You have never seen a comb that can be folded like clothes, pants and quilts. Come and have a look. This comb can also be twisted like clothes. If you don't wring the water from your clothes, you won't dry this beef tendon comb. You have no idea how great this is.

▲ You can fold it, twist it, fold it, twist it!

▲ Theory of Three Represents Theory spreads all over the world, and it is not afraid to fold 90 degrees;

Theory of Three Represents's theory is so wise that you can fold it 180 degrees.

▲ Theory of Three Represents is so wise, you can fold it at 180 degrees;

Theory of Three Represents Theory has spread all over the world. Don't be afraid to twist it 360 degrees.

▲ Very good, very exciting, you can't forget it after using it. It's very kind of you to throw away the plastic comb at home as soon as you use it.

▲ Plastic combs are hard, plastic combs are brittle, and plastic combs are not easy to use; The biggest feature of the tendon comb is that it keeps folding and twisting, and every fine tooth keeps pulling. Of all the plastic combs you have used before, these teeth are the most easily broken, aren't they?

▲ You can fold 90 degrees, don't panic, don't shake your hands, follow your feelings, and don't be afraid until you fold to 180 degrees. It's awesome to comb with beef tendon.

▲ Fold 90 degrees, fold 180 degrees and twist 360 degrees. You must remember, don't go home and get your plastic comb like me. If it's broken, don't blame me for teaching you bad. I can't afford this responsibility.

▲ Don't use it for three years and five years, take it out for ten years and eight years, and the sound of the waves is still the same, so it is easy to use and durable.

▲ Buying a comb is an expert, and you will get a discount. This comb has been twisting. Ten people have seen it, but no one praises it.

▲ Young people talk about love and talent; Buying a comb is about materials and materials, which should be durable and easy to use. Each tooth of this comb is round and elastic. It is very comfortable to comb and does not hurt the scalp.

▲ Combs can be bent, and ten people look at nine people. Even ghosts and ghosts say they are fine!

▲ It bends here and there, just like the eighteen bends of that mountain road, but it just won't break or twist.

▲ A big girl is eighteen years old. She has used eight combs instead of ten, because you usually buy plastic combs, which are too hard and brittle to break easily. And the new product beef tendon comb I introduced to you is different. It will continue to distort, and it will take eight years if it is not ten years.

▲ Buying a comb is an expert, and you will get a discount. This comb keeps folding and twisting. Ten people saw it, but no one praised it.

2. Quality Language: (Eliminate customers' hesitation)

▲ I don't know, everyone's eyes are leaders.

Whether we say it is wonderful or not, everyone will know at a glance.

▲ If you go to the supermarket to buy a comb, he won't give you a discount or give you a test. We can try it on the spot, or you can see it on the spot.

▲ Hong Hushui Wave, so do I when you fold it. If you don't fold, you can't stop twisting. If you don't have to accompany you when folding, you have to choose one for free. A customer asked if the one she/he was holding could be folded.

▲ If you don't lie to the people and the party, qualified products will leave the factory. We need those plastic combs as soon as our products leave the factory.

Laid off.

▲ The products leave the factory after passing the inspection, which is worthy of the people and the party.

▲ Qualified products leave the factory and are worthy of the people and the party.

▲ Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, don't worry about combing your hair with beef tendon. You don't have to worry about it. You keep folding and twisting. What are you worried about?

▲ Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, the quality of the cattle comb is first-class; The quality of beef tendon comb is the top melon. If you know the product, take it home. When you get home, your wife will praise you and say that you have bought so many combs, and this is the best one.

▲ A father and a mother, a thumb and a long thumb are the same. You can also try to fold it up and check it.

▲ A father and a mother and a melon on a vine are all the same.

▲ A father and a mother have a long neck.

▲ It can be used for ten or eight years, but it can also be passed on to the next generation. Although not a family heirloom, everyone is indispensable.

▲ The folding is not bad, and the twisting is not bad. I'll accompany you on the spot if the folding is not good. 10 is 8 yuan.

▲ It's not selling fake cigarettes, selling fake wine and making fun of people's lives.

▲ Instead of selling fake cigarettes, fake wines and fake drinks, fake cigarettes, fake wines and fake drinks can be seen everywhere.

▲ Not selling fake salt, nor selling fake drugs, making fun of human life.

▲ All markets have to sell carrots and vegetables instead of buying them.

▲ Buying goods depends on eyesight, and playing mahjong depends on luck; Trains rely on tension; Selling combs depends on credibility, and you will buy them when you use them well.

▲ Look at our packaging and our appearance. It is both fashionable and popular.

▲ The Yangtze River is choppy and needed by thousands of families; The Yangtze River is full of waves, so you won't be fooled by buying our combs.

▲ It is better to let the facts speak for themselves.

▲ Zhao Benshan said: Don't look at the advertisement, look at the curative effect. Whether it is worth these two dollars depends on the effect.

▲ It is true that it is not enough to believe. You can choose one to try, experience it, and be satisfied after trying it.

▲ Jinbei Silver Cup is not as good as the reputation of customers.

▲ Our combs have bus tickets, boat tickets and laser anti-counterfeiting trademarks.

It is a registered brand and sells well all over the country.

▲ Because you are willing to buy and sell.

▲ Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good products are not afraid of face-to-face inspection.

▲ Tell the truth, live broadcast.

▲ From ancient times to the present, you have never seen an unbreakable comb from the Republic of China to the present.

▲ This comb is good, and it is a treasure to buy it back at home. It has been used continuously for 10 years, and it will not wear out for 20 years. I will use it in this life and I will use it in the next life.

▲ All the same. Are cows still male and female?

▲ Look at it a thousand times, it is better to try it yourself and try to make sure you are satisfied; The sun shines on the earth, and the tendon gently combs your hair. It won't hurt your scalp, but it's better than a plastic comb.

▲ Say a thousand words, just four words: easy to use and durable!

▲ I don't believe that the comb is folded in half at the scene. Hey, hey, hey, fold and twist hard. Buy it if you want. Don't leave me any face when you come. Do destructive experiments on the spot for you to see with your own eyes. You will understand everything.

▲ Look, speak with facts.

▲ What do you think of my comb?

3. Price language: (including bargaining and answering price questions)

4. Take a walk and have a look. Walk over and don't miss it.

From south to north, those who have been to America and Hong Kong,

Those who cross the south, those who cross the north, those who swim over mountains, those who swim over water,

Those who studied in school have been to America, and those who kissed in the street.

This product has just come out and been broadcast on CCTV.

It was reported on TV and newspapers, and the whole country knew about it.

If you say you didn't see it, it proves that your TV has no signal.

Product introduction:

The new product has just arrived and is known all over the country.

It depends on the quality, which is proved by field tests.

It depends on the quality. May I ask Premier Wen?

Both Yang and Yang can win the battle.

The sky is afraid of dark clouds and drought, and whoever buys parallel goods will suffer.

Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good products are not afraid of face-to-face inspection.

Jianghu stall jingle

1, clearance sale, good things are sold cheaply, don't miss it when passing by, come and see if you don't buy it, there are many varieties and fashionable styles, and there are always one or two for you. 2. reduce the price, reduce the price, and get a 20% discount. Come and buy it. If you buy it, you earn it, and your heart will act.

It is better to let the facts speak for themselves than to talk big.

4. 38 yuan, a women's clothing store, all those who have money and no money come in. Buy one in a brand store and wear it here all year round. I bought many suits, and my boyfriend likes them. There are only a few plums in the funny corner of jingle. I don't know who you love

5, to buy and bring, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should shoot.

6. Create a golden signboard, and profits will come to you.

7. 38 yuan, a women's clothing store, all those who have money and no money come in. Buy one in a brand store and wear it here all year round.

8. People cannot live without credit, and enterprises cannot live without credit.

9. Hello, customers and friends, please come and see if you don't charge money, just for publicity. As the saying goes, whether to watch the excitement, buy it or not, and see how good it is, you can look at the north and the south.

10, stop and go, but gold always shines.

1 1, neither bargain nor bargain, bargaining and bargaining are deceptive. Our factory explained that we can't buy from 2 yuan, and the shopping mall sells from 5 yuan, so we only sell from 2 yuan. This price won't be very high. Today, the factory sells directly, without making anyone a penny, just for the promotion of the factory. It took you ten years to buy it home. Is this 2 yuan worth it?

12, a dollar of rain in Mao Mao is affordable for anyone, which will not affect your smoking and drinking beer, nor will it affect your dating and drinking drinks to buy movie tickets.

13, Hong Hushui, the waves, this quality is great.

14, 2 yuan is not too much, you can't go to Taiwan Province province.

15, people from the south to the north, people who have been to Macao and Hong Kong, people who have traveled from the south to the north, people who have traveled over mountains, people who have been to study in the United States, people who kiss on the main road, people who smoke and drink, and people who just wander around the streets when they have nothing to do. Let's stop here and listen to us carefully.

16, two dollars is not expensive, there is no need to hold a family meeting. 2 yuan is nothing, you can't hurt your waist, you can't do anything, you can't buy a house or land. Not much money. I can't buy a house or car. I can only buy a toy car for my son that can't smoke.

17, China has a patent right and sold it to the United States and the Soviet Union.

18, 2 yuan is not much, you can't buy a house or a car, and you can't travel to Singapore.

19, I got my sister-in-law, paid back my hard-earned money, and all my underwear was exchanged for money to go home for the New Year.

20. Clinton and George W. Bush both used it and said it was worth buying.

2 1, have a look, have a look, don't miss it when passing by.

22. Huang He, the director of Jiangnan Garment Factory, is not a human being, and he is in debt for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling1500 million.

23. Business is based on trust, and sincerely calls all the guests in the world.

24. It sells well there, as well as in Britain and Iraq.

Twenty-five or two dollars is common. Eating less gum is better than losing a sparrow race.

26. I bought a lot of clothes, and my boyfriend likes them very much. There are some plums in the corner. I don't know who you love.

27. You buy a one-dollar plastic comb and use it. Either it's broken here or there. You have to spend several more dollars a year, don't you?

28, the original price of 2300 women's trousers, all as long as 15 yuan, as long as 15 yuan, can't be cheated if you can't buy them.

29. Reputation is the seed, while interest is the fruit.

30. Everyone can afford it, so can families.

3 1, buy what you buy and get what you want. In the future, there will be distribution in big shopping malls. If you don't sell it for ten dollars, you will have to pay eight dollars.

32. This product has just come out, and it has appeared on CCTV, TV and newspapers, and people all over the country know it. If you say you didn't see it, it proves that your TV has no signal. Stand forward, don't step back. Manufacturers do not charge publicity fees. It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not. Learn about new products. New inventions and creations appear in news and newspapers, and registered trademarks sell well all over the country.

33, face to face, now, do experiments in front of friends.

Running jingles all over the country

1, comrades, listen to me, rats are so dangerous:

Get on your kang, climb your bed,

Bite your polyester.

Bite cotton in winter and sweat in summer.

Running in the East Room, jumping in the Westinghouse, biting cotton trousers and pulling cotton-padded jackets made the room full of fleas.

Rat teeth with steel shovel, winter shovel, summer shovel cotton, February and August shovel carpet.

Eat your beans, eat your wheat, eat your dried sweet potatoes, only eat your heart, don't eat the edges, and the rest are glasses.

Climb up the kitchen table, go to the chopping board, kick the dishes and bowls.

Rat poison, mice can, you can go to the shed without a ladder.

Feeding pigs and sheep is better than feeding mice.

He stood hunched over, eating food and having no job.

Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.

If you don't buy it, I won't buy a mouse to fall in love at home.

I didn't come to these two episodes, and the mouse used it to carry the pot.

Our rat poison is produced by China Pharmaceutical Factory, and you can't buy it in commercial buildings.

After taking our rat poison, you will numb your mouth first, then your legs.

Nose bleeding, big jump jump, small dead.

Rat poison, worthless, only sells for ten cents a pack.

A dime is not money. You can't take a bus, a boat, soy sauce or salt.

Not a dime, and many mice were killed by drugs.

Take a walk and have a look. I have an abacus in my heart.

Save a small popsicle and smoke a famous brand cigarette.

The medicine is safely kept in the house, and the mouse will eat all the medicine overnight.

2. Take a walk and have a look. Walk past and don't miss it.

From south to north, those who have been to America and Hong Kong,

Those who cross the south, those who cross the north, those who swim over mountains, those who swim over water,

Those who studied in school have been to America, and those who kissed in the street.

This product has just come out and been broadcast on CCTV.

It was reported on TV and newspapers, and the whole country knew about it.

If you say you didn't see it, it proves that your TV has no signal.

3. Product introduction:

The new product has just arrived and is known all over the country.

It depends on the quality, which is proved by field tests.

It depends on the quality. May I ask Premier Wen?

Both Yang and Yang can win the battle.

The weather is afraid of dark clouds and drought, and whoever buys parallel goods will suffer.

Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good products are not afraid of face-to-face inspection.

It is better to let the facts speak for themselves than rhetoric and loud boasting.

China has a patent right and sells it to the United States and the Soviet Union.

It sells well there, as well as in Britain and Iraq.

Clinton and George W. Bush both used it and said it was worth buying.

Everyone can afford it, and so can families.

Hong Hushui, wave after wave, this quality is great.

Face to face, face to face, doing experiments in front of friends.

Our slogan is, the customer is God!

The customer's mood is our expression,

We do what customers think,

The customer's temper is our blessing,

The requirements of customers are our pursuit.

The encouragement of customers is our motivation.

4. Persuade people to buy:

Three dollars and two dollars are not money, so you can walk around and spend it all.

Three dollars and two dollars is not much. You can't buy a house or a car. Can't go to Singapore, USA.

Spend a little money, it is easy to buy, saving time, effort and cost-effective.

Spend a little money to do big things, don't delay building a house for your children and buying a wife.

A pack of cigarettes and a bottle of wine won't last half a day.

After eating a catty of apples and pears, only a pile of skins is left.

A few dollars to buy home, the wife laughs at the children and praises them. You can be an entrepreneur without being a factory director.

Don't choose, don't watch, it's all the same.

Wang Zhongwang, put the middle lid on. It's not bad to take that out

A father, a mother and a thumb.

A father, a mother and a melon on a tree.

I don't recommend it if you don't buy it. It is convenient for whoever buys it.

The general has a horse to ride, and the soldiers are in no hurry.

If you want to buy or bring, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity,

Opportunities don't come every day. You should eat when you should.

A few dollars is a small ticket, and you can spend it just by wandering in the street.

Buy one for parents and make it up.

Buy a pair for friends and relatives to increase their goodwill.

Buy one for my mother-in-law, who says her son-in-law is better than her son;

Send friends and relatives, and no one will forget you;

As the saying goes, a thousand miles to send a hair, ceremony light righteousness heavy.

Whatever you pay for, you get repeat customers.

Spend less money on good goods, it's your fault not to buy them.

A few dollars is common. It is better to eat less chewing gum than to lose at mahjong.

N turn east street, take west street, and see if you have it at home.

Good goods come every year, I'm afraid I can't buy them. Good goods come every year, and I'm afraid I can't do it.

Buy when you are free, use when you are busy, and want to buy when you are busy.

It is used by every family, whether it is a big family or a small family.

It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not. Learn about new products.

Go ahead, don't back down, we understand that the product is free!

5. Bargaining:

Department stores don't sell what you buy and take,

Don't bargain, don't bargain, bargain and bargain cheating.

Our factory has explained that we can't buy if we are short of a few dollars.

The price of the mall is a few dollars, and we only sell it for a few dollars.

This price won't be very high. Today, manufacturers sell directly.

I didn't make a penny for everyone, just promoted the manufacturer.

It took you ten years to buy it home. Isn't it worth a few dollars?

It won't wear out in ten or eight years, but it can be passed on to the next generation.

Although it is not a family heirloom, it is indispensable to every family.

Only by not deceiving the people and the party can qualified products leave the factory.

The origin of life is essentially good, so we won't do deceptive business.

Whether I say yes or no, everyone's eyes are on the leader.

Let's see if it's wonderful.

6. Promotion:

This little money is not expensive, and you have to tip when you go to the toilet.

It's not like buying a refrigerator or freezer, but having a family meeting with my wife for half a year.

It's not like buying a plane or a cannon. You must apply to the central leadership for a report.

When can you become an entrepreneur if you dare not spend a few dollars?

Can't be a home, can't be a master, can only be a nanny for others.

A few dollars is not expensive, but smoking and drinking are high consumption.

If you smoke less and drink less, you will have everything at home.

This headband is good, not a cadre but a leader.

This friend made a lot of money and spent a lot of money as soon as he saw you. He must not be afraid of his wife at home.

Rhyme of Jianghu Trading Terms-Rhyme of Stalls

Jianghu trading terminology jingle-pre-sale promotion of stall jingle;

Take a walk, pass by, don't miss it.

From south to north, those who have been to America and Hong Kong,

Those who cross the south, those who cross the north, those who swim over mountains, those who swim over water,

Those who studied in school have been to America, and those who kissed in the street.

This product has just come out and been broadcast on CCTV.

It was reported on TV and newspapers, and the whole country knew about it.

If you say you didn't see it, it proves that your TV has no signal.

Product introduction:

The new product has just arrived and is known all over the country.

It depends on the quality, which is proved by field tests.

It depends on the quality. May I ask Premier Wen Jiabao?

Both Yang and Yang can win the battle.

The sky is afraid of dark clouds and drought, and whoever buys parallel goods will suffer.

Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good products are not afraid of face-to-face inspection.

It is better to let the facts speak for themselves than rhetoric and loud boasting.

China has a patent right and sells it to the United States and the Soviet Union.

It sells well there, as well as in Britain and Iraq.

Clinton and George W. Bush both used it and said it was worth buying!

Everyone can afford it, and so can families.

Hong Hushui, wave after wave, this quality is great.

Face to face, face to face, doing experiments in front of friends.

Our slogan is, the customer is God!

The customer's mood is our expression!

We do what customers think!

The customer's temper is our blessing!

Customer requirements are our pursuit!

The encouragement of customers is our motivation!

Persuade people to buy:

Three dollars and two dollars are not money, so you can walk around and spend it all.

Three dollars and two dollars is not much. You can't buy a house or a car. Can't go to Singapore, USA.

Spend a little money, it is easy to buy, saving time, effort and cost-effective.

Spend a little money to do big things, don't delay building a house for your children, buying a house and marrying a wife.

A pack of cigarettes and a bottle of wine won't last half a day.

After eating a catty of apples and pears, only a pile of skins is left.

A few dollars to buy home, the wife laughs at the children and praises them. You can be an entrepreneur without being a factory director.

Don't choose, don't watch, it's all the same.

Wang Zhongwang, put the middle lid on. It's not bad to take that out

A father, a mother and a thumb.

A father, a mother and a melon on a tree.

I don't recommend it if you don't buy it. It is convenient for whoever buys it.

The general has a horse to ride, and the soldiers are in no hurry.

If you want to buy or bring, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity,

Opportunities don't come every day. You should eat when you should.

A few dollars is a small ticket, and you can spend it just by wandering in the street.

Buy one for parents and make it up.

Buy a pair for friends and relatives to increase feelings;

Buy one for my mother-in-law, who says her son-in-law is better than her son;

Send friends and relatives, and no one will forget you;

As the saying goes, a thousand miles to send a hair, ceremony light righteousness heavy.

Whatever you pay for, you get repeat customers.

Spend less money on good goods, it's your fault not to buy them!

A few dollars is common. It is better to eat less chewing gum than to lose at mahjong.

Turn east street and take west street to see if you have it at home.

Good goods come every year, I'm afraid I can't buy them. Good goods come every year, and I'm afraid I can't do it.

Buy when you are free, use when you are busy, and want to buy when you are busy.

It is used by every family, whether it is a big family or a small family.

It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not. Learn about new products.

Go ahead, don't back down, we understand that the product is free!

Bargaining:

Department stores don't sell what you buy and take,

Don't bargain, don't bargain, bargain and bargain cheating.

Our factory has explained that we can't buy if we are short of a few dollars.

The price of the mall is a few dollars, and we only sell it for a few dollars.

This price won't be very high. Today, manufacturers sell directly.

I didn't make a penny for everyone, just promoted the manufacturer.

It took you ten years to buy it home. Isn't it worth a few dollars?

It won't wear out in ten or eight years, but it can be passed on to the next generation.

Although it is not a family heirloom, it is indispensable to every family.

Only by not deceiving the people and the party can qualified products leave the factory.

The origin of life is essentially good, so we won't do deceptive business.

Whether I say yes or no, everyone's eyes are on the leader.

Let's see if it's wonderful.

Promotion:

This little money is not expensive, and you have to tip when you go to the toilet.

It's not like buying a refrigerator or freezer and having a family meeting with my wife for half a year;

It's not like buying a plane or a cannon. You must apply to the central leadership for a report.

When can you become an entrepreneur if you dare not spend a few dollars?

Can't be a home, can't be a master, can only be a nanny for others.

A few dollars is not expensive, but smoking and drinking are high consumption.

If you smoke less and drink less, you will have everything at home.

This headband is good, not a cadre but a leader.

This friend made a lot of money and spent a lot of money as soon as he saw you. He must not be afraid of his wife at home.

I will choose for you. I will choose for you. I will guarantee the quality of your choice.

I don't care if you buy someone else's, you buy mine for insurance.

Don't lie to young and old, practice by quality,

When a family buys a householder, if you don't have one, you will buy a bunch of candied haws, eat them in your mouth for a while, and then throw them on the ground with the remaining stick.

You don't have to choose, it's safe to take out any one,

Treat like a friend, like a steamed bread, like a dish.

You are willing to spend a few dollars, you take convenience home.

A few dollars is worth it. Congratulations to the boss for making a fortune.

The above can be said to be a common way to sell any product, whether it is an old product or a new product developed, an old Jianghu or a novice. Not only do you speak fluently, but people who listen to you think you are humorous, which helps you to get good results in selling products.