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A novice driver wants to put a slogan on the rear glass. What should I put on it?

1. Older female drivers, please take care of me!

2. Super Noodle makes a brilliant appearance.

3. People are old and cars are new, stay away from me!

4. Novice (female).

5. You are the master and you can surpass me at will.

6. It won’t rise, so be careful!

7. Alto: Don’t bully me for being young, my brother is an Audi.

8. The trend of newbies becomes more and more popular.

9. Female driver + running-in + first time = female devil.

10. When you read this line, your car is too close to me.

11. If you don’t drive well, drive blindly. If you squeeze me, I will rush you!

12. The palms of your hands are sweaty.

13. People and cars are worn out and worn out again.

14. Taxi: Overhaul and running-in, welcome to overtake!

15. The sticker on a small side is: the noodle within the noodle.

16. When a new car hits the road, there is a killer inside.

17. I saw an aunt driving a car with a sticker on the back: "Just think of me as a red light."

18. I can't shift gears above first gear, so I'm proficient.

19. I can’t tell the difference between brake and accelerator, but it works!

20. Don’t look at me, look at the road! !

21. If you are anxious, go first.

22. I am Rourou and the car is Momo. Everyone calls us "Roujiamo". tasty! Don't taste it!

23. I have been driving for two years and this is my first time touching a car! It depends!

24. If you have the ability, get over my head!

25. Too slow? Go be an astronaut!

26. Except for fire control, the basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank.

27. Who can tell me where the brakes are? urgent!

28. China’s last steam locomotive that can travel on roads

29. What are you doing with me? Watch out if I put it in reverse gear.

30. The driver once easily dealt with the Super Saiyan, just figure it out!

31. The displacement of modified cars is 8.0 (Xia Li V12)

32. Farting is prohibited inside the car, but it is optional outside the car.

33. Don’t bully me, I have practiced Golden Bell!

34. Tank Killer - Don’t be afraid of those who come.

35. Don’t look at the old car, but the people are new.

36. I am blind...

37. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid of "repair"

38. Expelled from driving school, self-taught; novice driving for the first time , good at emergency braking!

39. "Moving obstacles, please go around!!!"

40. If you are a novice on the road, brake suddenly at any time, roll back uphill, and do not get close