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Rustic love story homophones

The homophones of earthy love words are as follows:

1. Don’t complain, hug me.

2. You are the pot and I am the lid. We are indispensable.

3. I suspect that you are essentially a book. Otherwise, why would you make me want to sleep more and more as I read it?

4. Baby, I’m going to poop. What kind of shit did you poop? You are my little angel.

5. I want to buy a piece of land recently. Where? You are dead set.

6. Baby, I have to do nucleic acid test today. What kind of acid is it? It’s so sad that I miss you so much.

7. Why do you want to harm me? How did I harm you? Make me like you so much!

8. Confucius, Mencius, Laozi, do you know which one is best for you? have no idea. my wife.

9. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, why do I get happy when I see you?

10. Do you know what the walls, eyes and knees mean? wall, eye, knee. I love you too.