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Da Zhangwei’s classic quotations

Da Zhangwei’s classic quotations

1. Water is small in the ocean, but it is great in the desert. A chicken is small among cranes, but among quails it is considered great!

2. The host asked Wang Wenbo which song in the album he liked the most. Wang said that on the last day of August, Zhang Wei immediately said that he worshiped me as a person. I didn’t understand it yet, so I listened to him. Then he said that everyone knows my birthday, haha, my mind is spinning really fast.

3. There are two kinds of people in the world, one is good-looking and the other is ugly, but I am the ugly one...

4. The sky is high and the ground is flat. 5. In fact, many people think Wang Wenbo is short, but don’t think Wang Wenbo is short. In fact, it is not difficult to find that Wang Wenbo actually stands when he plays the drums ~ mentally he is the big brother ~

6. The nasty things are growing crazily, but the things you get are not nutritious.

7. Helping others is to cultivate yourself. All kinds of calculations are inferior to a simple heart.

8. Because sadness is beyond your control, it will always come suddenly. No one wants sadness to come, sadness can come. But happiness is up to you, so why not choose to be happy? That’s how life is.

9. My dad’s name is Da Zhangzui, and my name is Da Zhangwei

10. On the surface, Shi Xingyu He is motionless and calm in his arms. In fact, his heart is rippling with blue waves. If any girl throws a small stone in his heart, he can cause a huge tsunami~

11. People should be self-disciplined and wait for love to come. , otherwise when you meet true love, you will have to spend your whole life explaining how you changed your mind.

12. In fact, there is no need to say whether to work hard or not. The results have come out. Such results must be the result of hard work. Of course, I hope everyone can learn more about my advantages ~ stick to the end ~Don’t make it difficult to be together~

13. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not change into thousands of styles due to sadness. Love is like chocolate, no wonder you get tired of it so quickly.

14. This product is very good. It sells for only 20 yuan. There are two packs in it. Take it twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening. Take white tablets during the day and black tablets at night. After a course of treatment, you will get better after 15 days. Then we also hope that everyone will buy it enthusiastically. If you buy 10 packs at a time, you will receive a beautiful VCR.

15. I think, one kind of our fans are particularly unhappy, and the other kind is extremely cheerful. Only the prude and sanctimonious ones will not like us. They Everyone will vote for others, so I think the people who voted for us are very sincere people, so I am proud of the people who voted for us~

16. Proud The fox is as fierce as the tiger~ The down-and-out phoenix is ??not as good as the chicken~

17. Like our new album, it can be found in all major audio and video stores, ah no, it can be bought.

18. Just like flowers scattered, like tears filling the stars, there are joys and sorrows all the way, and thousands of words have been skipped. There is no need to say anything, there is no need to say anything, just remember that I am here and remember that I am in your heart.

19. Wang Wenbo is a blessing in disguise. In the past, when his waist was fine, he could not sit still and often wandered around. Now he can finally sit down and study music.

20. In fact, many people say that I look like Tony Leung, but I don’t want to admit it. You know, because I think I need to be unique as a person. I still think I look like Takuya Kimura~

21. He didn’t dare to hit us because he knew that he would have no money to make after beating us (referring to Xiaoyu)

22. Later I found out that we were the kind of people who saved others only after we got ashore. The kind who is a hero~

23. I would like to mention environmental awareness here, that is to say, everyone should love small animals because they are very delicious.

24. Da Zhangwei said: "Guo Yang is a pig, Shi Xing is a rabbit, and Wang Wenbo is a chicken. One day, Guo Yang said to them, "nicknames are popular now, you can call me from now on. Little piggy. Shi Xingyu said: "Then you can call me Little Tutu."

Wang Wenbo said: "I'd better leave first!" ”

25. My skin can be broken~

26. Some people are just born with beauty, and they can imitate it without studying. For example, this Shi Xingyu, look at it this way , like Liang Jiahui, and then some people say that he looks good-looking like Yao Ming. Look at this one, Guo Yang, looks like Wang Xuebing in this way, and Hu Haiquan in this way.

27. It is difficult for Shi Xingyu to fit into this. Entertainment industry, because he never knows what he is talking about.

28. Love is full of regrets, but refusing to love is the biggest regret.

29. This world is full of regrets. Dirty, we can’t make this world dirty.

30. As long as you keep moving forward, one day, happiness will follow you shamelessly.

31. I said I am very. Introvert, but no one believes me~ In fact, I am very shy, ( ) and then have a slightly melancholy temperament~ That's me~ Later it changed, and it was because of Wang Wenbo, who led me to a new era~

32. It’s not bad to hurt others. I think hurting others is the crystallization of wisdom. Most people can’t hurt others so wonderfully.

33. Today’s suffering may be tomorrow’s blessing, and today’s blessing may be tomorrow’s blessing. Disaster, no matter what, you have to live, everything is the best arrangement

34. If one day no one loves you anymore, then I must leave

35. You What do you do when you feel like giving up? “Just give up. Many times when you want to give up, it's because someone told you that you shouldn't do it. You know, going back on the wrong road is moving forward. You won't give up on something you really like. When it's done, it's like eating. , can you give up eating? ”

36. That rabbit is playing the drums~ That little rabbit is playing the drums there. Who is the battery? The fans are the batteries~ We will perform drumming on it~ So as long as you support us and the battery is enough, we I will keep playing the drums hard~

37. I think Guangliang is the most honest person in the entertainment industry, because his name is very good, and he will definitely feel cold if he is naked.

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38. Thank you for your support. I hope you will buy the album and give us one more royalty~

39. You see, no one noticed that Shi Xingyu has a new hairstyle! You can take a look! A while ago, I finally said goodbye to the years of burning passion and got this very youthful hair. Then I think that when this shot is taken alone, many people in their 40s will shed tears, so I hope everyone will pay more attention to Shi Xingyu This face.

40. Shi Xingyu’s face may not be that good at first glance, but it’s not that good at all if you look closely.

41. Reality is like a stone. , the spirit is like an egg, the stone is hard, but the egg is life.

42. Do you know what it is said to be? It is said that you didn’t see it, so why are you asking?

43. Shi Xingyu sends a palm. For example, ordinary people and superficial people think that fighting is very cruel. In fact, it is not the case. This palm can beat your spirit to collapse ten meters away, so it is said that Many friends don’t like us, so don’t go to our performances, otherwise they will be slapped in the face.

44. “No one in the world seems to tell you how to be happy and how to be happy. Everyone is telling you how to be successful and how to become advanced. Everyone knows that the weak will not have a good life, but no one knows that the strong will not have a good death. ”

45. Who looks back at the life they have walked, isn’t it all sweaty and bloody? Everyone wants to pursue a happy life. However, happiness is the invisible little tail of human beings. If you keep moving forward, it will follow you.

46. From a historical perspective, what will happen if a horse has three legs? It will just fall! And what will happen if a horse has four legs? ? Run very fast! So everyone understands this truth, only three people can stand up~ Four people can stand up! (Xiaoyu joins)

47. I really hope that I will always be 12. Years old, I hate growing up.

48. What we just said was not from the bottom of our hearts, it was all nonsense.

49. Xishuashua won the TVB8 Best Lyricist Award. I want to refute this. Now some people actually say that our songwriting is younger. If you say we are younger, that means TVB8 is younger. .

50. Talking about Super Girl Li Yuchun) Da Zhangwei said: This Super Girl is really amazing. Yesterday we saw a little bastard who was struggling with him, but today he has become a star! Passed This incident made me understand that I cannot bully others casually!

51. In fact, we are all very polite. We were just rolling around backstage to recharge our batteries and prepare for the perfect performance.

52. Just like the water in a flat lake is broken, just like the years passing by, we gather and disperse along the way, thousands of words are skipped, and there is no need to say anything.

53. Five words floating in the sky are nothing.

54. It is said that Guo Yang is the kind of person who works on the wall.

55. There are two beggars, Wang Wenbo and Shi Xingyu. Before they released the album, they were both very poor. They were both beggars. Then they met on the street, and then they said to each other. You are poor, you are poor, and then Shi Xingyu said, "I saw your mother on the street that day, and she took a can. I asked your mother what she was doing, and your mother told me that she was moving." Then Wang Wenbo said, "I am poor, and your family is even poorer!" Last time I was walking on the street, I saw your mother’s board and another one next to it. I asked your mother what was going on, and your mother said that business has been good recently, please open a little more!”

 56. Vote for us, we will give you 50 yuan~

57. How can you know despair if you don’t work hard?

58. This thing looks like green mountains and green waters from a distance, but grins when you look up close.

59. Life is like ten thousand reincarnations. What happened to you in the past will definitely happen in the future. You always think that if you miss this day, you will never have this day again. Don’t feel that every time it ends It's the end. Maybe at another moment, in a parallel space, it will appear again and let you experience it again. I think it's very good.

60. Our hope is that today is better than yesterday. Tomorrow is too far away for us, so it doesn’t matter. A person can't be a firefly in his life. He must always be a driller, always on top, working hard for the light in front, not looking at what will happen behind him. I hope that no matter how beautiful our past is, it is also due to our past efforts. If we work hard today, it will be for tomorrow's glory.

61. Don’t smile because of happiness, only be happy because of smile.

62. For me, what bothers me the most is seriousness. Seriousness should be present at certain moments, but I think life should be cheerful and optimistic. I think If you have a lot of pain and sadness, you should digest it yourself, and then face life with a particularly optimistic feeling, and only then can you live happily.

63. I have never been able to understand the feeling of being a fan before, but today I finally felt it. I was at a loss, my mind went blank, and I just wanted to cry when I saw him. That’s the feeling.

64. Making money is not the most important thing, happiness is the most important thing. But making money makes me happy!

65. Life is just six words, no matter what you do.

66. When I go to the beach, everyone else gets tanned, but Wang Wenbo’s teeth get blackened because he talks all the time.

67. Although the famous flower has its owner, you come and loosen the soil.

68. If you want to make this money, you have to endure this hardship. If you want to be a strong person in life, you cannot care about gains and losses.

69. Generally, juniors are younger than seniors. There are some things that we can never compare to our teachers, such as age.

70. The biggest setback in life is that you want to chase a dream, but that dream is always in front of you but cannot be realized. In the end, after you are beaten black and blue by this dream, you find that you are full of passion, and other people’s dreams are The heart of a wolf is as strong as iron. That sense of gap is the biggest.

71. If you care too much about feathers, you will lose your entire wings.

72. Have you never eaten pork and seen Guo Yang running?

73. I think Jay Chou is really good, especially the new album, what is it called, November is hard~ ah no, December is hard, especially the song "Fa Rutan" is special Sounds good~

74. I’m not wearing makeup, I’m so sorry to fool everyone.

75. Life is not like Zhu Ziqing, and it will not become poetic because of nostalgia for the back. Aiyun lights up his cigarette and stops, leaving only a pile of gray memories. Since you said you want a lifetime, not even one minute or a second of your life will not be enough. I vow to bury myself in your arms and forget to breathe.

76. What is a dream come true? In fact, it is just two words, wake up.

77. Guo Yang is very funny. Guo Yang used to go to Changchun. When he got off the plane, he said to people, "Mom, I've arrived in Shenyang! Someone pick me up!" He kept telling people that he had arrived. We are in Shenyang. In fact, we are going to Changchun. He often does this kind of thing. Sometimes he asks his friends to pick him up wherever he wants to go. The friend has already gone, but in fact he is not going to that place.

78. Ten years to the east of the river, ten years to the west of the river. There is no road longer than the feet, and there is no mountain higher than the head. There must be a road from the mountain to the car, and there must be a wind before the car. The water is poor and the doubts are gone, but there is no way out. The willows are dark and the flowers are bright. It is another village!

79. Time flies by unknowingly, and life is often lived in regret.

80. On the wrong road, retreat is progress

81. You see Guo Yang is so white, because his house has the curtains drawn all day long, and it is dark and humid, just like growing mushrooms , Guo Yang just squats down with an umbrella to hold mushrooms every day.

82. If you forget the word fun, what’s the point~

83. I am eloquent, Shi Xingyu is good at oral skills, and he is particularly good at licking things~ turning his mouth like this~

84. When I first released an album, I felt that no one would listen to my singing~ because the songs I sang were all That's it. . . Who listens~

85. Fame is all false. Money is real. Being famous is just famous. Then we thought it was quite fun. Later, we were able to earn what we thought was good. When I was making money, I felt that life was quite good~

86. In fact, I originally thought that as soon as we sang, how could we be liked by so many people? Later, after what happened to Li Yuchun , I found that quite a lot of people really liked it.

87. Who do you want to be famous in Japan? Twelve Women’s Band ~ This is not sung ~ So I hope everyone must revitalize the nation ~ Let Chinese become the most widespread language in the world ~ So that people from all over the world will listen to what we sing ~

88. We don’t pity sadness, we play with it.

89. He said that I haven’t spoken to Wang Wenbo for two years because he kept talking and I couldn’t get a word in.