At least five funny and popular phrases in couplets, advertisements, slogans, store numbers, and appreciation of famous names

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My husband draws cards, and he gets the number of hearts, ten hooks, and eggs (funny)

3 The lazy man collects his wages, ten thousand or twenty thousand, how can he get enough for ninety thousand?

When a gambler plays mahjong and he touches you, when can you touch yourself? (Funny)

4 I have a special liking for the little lady who is like a flower.

She is pregnant with three treasures and wears slippers, vest and big trousers (Funny)

5 Let him do whatever he wants Home-bred bald and leprosy pockmarks

Everyone who enters my shop becomes handsome and handsome (beauty salon door link)

6 This milk is not my mother’s milk

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7 The salary in my hand is barely enough for me to make ends meet

The current housing prices make people jump off the building (lamenting the current housing prices Too high)

9 Brothers and sisters from all over the world

Washing, cutting and blow-drying on demand are all three yuan (Barber Shop Coupon)

10 How much is the salary? The welfare bonus is 1***6,000 yuan

What do you do at work? Add eighty points to chatting and reading newspapers (disdain for enjoyment of public funds)

12 There is a sea of ??people, all looking for a job

Whether you are a donkey or a horse, it all depends on the diploma (recruitment Couplet)

13 Shameless and naive, looking like a fool

With his head cradled and his neck pinched, he looks like a tuberculosis ghost (Couple of scolding)

14 The adopted son is like this, three generations of ancestors have not done good deeds

Now that you have been an official, your whole family is a dirty person (vs. scolding couplet)

15 How dare you scold me, little bastard?

How can an old turtle humiliate people? (Extreme Couple)

16 I am a bad boy, fart at me three times

Senior, please calm down and light a cigarette for you (Extreme Couple)