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QQ funny talk collection: Life is not only about the things in front of you, but also countless homework

1. They say failure is the mother of success, but success means not recognizing your relatives.

2. I didn't have any criteria for choosing a mate before, until I met you, I told myself that I couldn't have someone like you.

3. If you have time to worry about love and love, it is better to think more about how to get rid of poverty and become rich.

4. I especially hate the slogans in the cafeteria that say it is shameful to waste food. You make the food that the farmer uncles worked so hard to grow so unpalatable, and you really have the nerve to put up slogans to criticize others.

5. In the past, carriages and horses were very slow, and you could only love one person in your life, but you could have three wives and four concubines.

6. I may not be able to lift a hundred kilograms of stones, but if it is a hundred kilograms of famous coins, I promise to pick it up and run away.

7. If you like me very much, it's because you don't understand me. If you knew me, you would love me to death.

8. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself and see if you are cute and charming and perfect enough to make others jealous.

9. Life is not only about the present, but also countless tasks.

10. People like me who don’t even know a few famous brands sometimes don’t even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

11. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

12. Take a small amount of students in a test tube, add excess homework, dissolve, and filter to get top students and poor students. Adding a large number of test papers to Xueba, there is no obvious change in Xueba. Add a small amount of test paper to the slag, all the scum will dissolve and a large number of bubbles will be generated.

13. I wish you both have a love that everyone envies, and I wish I had money.

14. Every day I am in a state of having a surplus of heart but not enough sleep, a surplus of heart but a lack of IQ, and a state of having a surplus of heart but not enough balance.

15. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

16. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

17. If the photos still look like me when they are photoshopped, then wouldn’t my downloading of those photoshop software be in vain?

18. Let me tell you, there are ghosts haunting the Internet, and some people will suddenly die inexplicably in the middle of typing. I had a friend last weekend

19. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of my habit of swearing, but the group of mentally retarded friends around me always make me unable to help myself.

20. Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age. I can spend time at any time and lie down anywhere.

21. You may not believe it, but it’s my mobile phone that keeps me up late, otherwise I would have fallen asleep long ago.

22. No one is perfect in life, and I will inevitably be criticized. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

23. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't speak, I'm too kind, I don't have any thoughts, and I'm so cute.

24. The weather is getting colder and colder. You must take good care of yourself. Even if everyone in the world doesn't want you, don't forget that there is me, and I don't want you either.

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1. Life is not only In front of me, there are poems and distant fields. You came to this world with bare hands, risking everything for the sea in your heart.

2. The flowers of youth bloom and fade, making me tired but not regretful. The rain and snow in the four seasons make me intoxicated but unbearable. The gentle wind and gentle dreams make me faint in the morning and morning. , faint clouds and faint tears every year.

3. Many people cannot distinguish between ideals and desires. An ideal means that when you think about it, you are happy; desire means that when you think about it, you are in pain!

4. You hold a flower and wait for someone to take you wandering.

5. The loss of youth comes from your desireless youth and passes away on your hopeless hills. Yesterday is gone, the road ahead is long, a song has been abandoned in the four seasons before it is finished, and a dream has not yet awakened and has been surrendered to the dust, without any precautions.

6. The street where you and I are most familiar is already the setting sun.

7. Everyone stands in front of the window and looks at the world. Some people see only the mirror, and some people can’t see their fingers.

8. You are a star, and I am the one next to you. My entire trajectory is affected by you. Even if one day you extinguish and turn into dark matter, you still affect my trajectory. Your presence forever changes the trajectory of my star, no matter where you are.

9. Growth is a balance of longing and nostalgia. When it tilts and falls, what kind of voice should be used to soothe those moonless nights.

10. One day I will also lose light and heat, and return to you after cooling down. At that time, we were all far away, not dazzling, not decaying, facing each other silently, waiting for that day every year to rub shoulders with you.

11. Sooner or later we will be defeated by life, it just depends on when you insist on the second half. When the substitution quota is used up and the physical strength is used up, life will eventually defeat it. So when you have the ability, you must kick life hard. Because life will never spare you just because you are cowardly and have done nothing.

12. Even if there are thousands of beautiful things tomorrow, we will not change staying together now.

13. All people are born within a year, and most people die. All rise and fall happen in a blink of an eye, for people to sigh.

14. Everyone has the right to choose their own growth path, whether it is surfing the Internet or watching TV, it is all about reading. Even if you don’t read a book, as long as you have the ability to think independently, as long as you As long as you walk around with your legs and have the ability to filter information online, you can still grow.

15. The best reward I can think of is that when I grow up, I will be like you, making the cold world feel as warm as ever.

16. The mountain breeze blows, and it feels like a world away. I like these simple and bright people who hate evil as much as they hate it. Interesting QQ space talk: Life is not just about the present, there are also invitations from old loves

1. In October, be a simple pig, peaceful and persistent, humble and fearless, and grow your favorite cabbage. 2. The teacher asked: When will the chrysanthemums bloom? Xiao Ming: When I go to the toilet to poop. 3. Leader: Hello everyone, I am the leader of the management department of the school. My surname is Chang. You can call me Manager Chang! Now welcome the student union president to arrange work! Student Union President: Hello everyone! Our main job is daily management. 4. You are special, you know, you are the pig sent to me by God, the cutest pig in the world. 5. I didn’t really like girls hesitating before, but now I still feel quite comfortable. 6. My boyfriend is tall, handsome, and has a nice voice. He is a head taller than me, which is good for me. The only bad thing about him is that he likes to play hide-and-seek and he hasn’t shown up yet. 7. I officially announced that I am single and started wearing two pieces. 8. I don’t have nothing, I’m still sick. 9. Hello, Dad. What's wrong, son? My living expenses this month. . Oh, how many! Just, 100 million, right? Why do you need so little this month? I want to experience the life of ordinary people. Well, as expected of my son, he is ambitious! 10. I had an argument with my wife today. She ran away from home in a rage and didn't come back at night, so she went to her mother-in-law's house to look for her. When I entered the house and saw that no one was there, my mother-in-law asked what was going on, and I said we had a quarrel. The mother-in-law said: I'll call you and ask where she is. I dialed the phone to my mother-in-law and pressed speakerphone. As soon as the call was connected, I heard the other end of the phone say: Husband, I was wrong. It was my fault today. I will stay at my mother's house tonight to spend the day with my mother, and I will go there tomorrow. Back. Me: 11. Last time I transferred 900 to a stranger by mistake. I asked for it to be returned to me countless times, but the other party didn't reply. Just when I was disappointed, the other party replied: Give up! I won't pay you back a dime! I was immediately furious and ready to yell, but I didn’t know that the other party would not give me back a dime after transferring 899.9 yuan. This person really moved me. Interesting talk and sharing in QQ space.

12. Last year I went to buy a hot water bottle. The original price was 45. I thought it was expensive, so I kept cutting it, from 45 to 42, then to 40, then to 38. In the end, the boss refused to sell it for 35, and then I kept yelling in the store. , the boss couldn’t stand it anymore and went to take care of other customers. When the boss wasn’t paying attention, I took the kettle and ran away. 13. I have never figured out why Tieguai Libei's medicinal gourd in Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea can cure all difficult and complicated diseases in the world, but why it cannot cure my lame leg! ? 14. My boyfriend accidentally fell when he went hiking. The doctor said that if he doesn't exercise carefully now, he may become lame when he gets old. I was afraid that he would be sad, so I said: I will be your wheelchair from now on. He became anxious: I'm already lame and why are you trying to steal my wheelchair? Me 15. A few days ago, I was watching "Into Science" at home. A man could suck out a lot of blood from any part of his body without any wounds. I was very curious. After watching it for two hours, I didn't dare to change the channel because of the commercial. My friend asked me to go out and play. I haven’t even gone there yet, so I just want to know the reason and result. . . It's his gums that are bleeding! ! ! Damn it! 16. On the bus, a father held his little Loli. Loli was reciting ancient poems when she heard her read: At noon on the day of hoeing, the mines were buried in the soil. Dad walked over and exploded into two hundred and fifty. Everyone in the car burst into laughter! 17. Meng Jiangnu learned that her husband died of exhaustion while building the Great Wall and his bones were buried on the Great Wall. She was very sad that she did not see her husband for the last time. She patted the Great Wall and burst into tears and shouted: Which company has better excavation technology? ! 18. Life is not just about the present, there are also invitations from old love. 19. A truly environmentally friendly company, Master Kong, sells more than 100 million servings of braised beef noodles without killing just one cow. 20. Today I asked my next-door neighbor: Lao Wang, I always feel that my wife is getting along with someone else. Do you think this is true? Lao Wang: Absolutely not. Your wife has a mole three inches below her breasts and three inches above her navel. This is called the mole of loyalty, so she won’t cheat on you. Me: Oh, I’m relieved about that. twenty one. Doctor: Your X-ray shows you have a broken rib. Patient: What should we do, doctor? Doctor: It’s okay. I’ve used PS to fix it for you. 22. Today is my day off and I can finally go to an Internet cafe. After finishing my work, I ordered a glass of water and turned on the karaoke counter in the Internet cafe. I ordered one of my favorite white foods and prepared to put on my headphones and enjoy it. . . Why did everyone in the Internet cafe rush to the bar to ask what phone number this song was ordered from? Are you trying to steal my playlist? Sentences to confess to your girlfriend: I have had countless dreams

1. The world is a half-and-half world, half good and half evil; half light and half dark; half daytime. Half of the night; you are my forever other half.

2. The sea falls in love with the bright moon, and they are destined not to be together. The cigarette falls in love with the match, and is destined to be extinguished. I fell in love with you, which is God's best favor for us. If you fall in love, you will die. Please love deeply, and if you love, please cherish each other.

3. Destiny made us meet and let me indulge in your eyes. I want to be with you and block the wind and rain of your life for you. Please believe that I will make your life full of happy memories!

4. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me throughout my life.

5. On Valentine’s Day, I just want to say to you: It’s impossible that I don’t love you; it’s unreasonable that I don’t love you; I don’t miss you, and I’m even more unjust than Dou E: I If I don’t text you, I’ll be struck by lightning.

6. Even if you shine like a distant star in the sky, you still can’t stop the endless love for you in my heart. It is my right to love you, it is my duty to miss you, and it is my responsibility to take care of you. Would you like me to do this for you?

7. Xue Xiaochan said that deep love is colorless, transparent and beautiful in the end. Yes, love is invisible, it is a softness in the heart, it is an indescribable expectation of the soul, and it is a state that no matter what the taste, you will be willing to do it!

8. The smoke is starting. I’ll wait for you at the door. As the sun sets, I'll wait for you on the mountainside. The leaves are yellow, I'm waiting for you under the tree. The moon is bent, I will wait for you on the fifteenth day. The drizzle is coming, I'll wait for you under the umbrella. The water is frozen, I'm waiting for you by the river. Life is tired, I'm waiting for you in heaven. We are old and I will wait for you in the next life.

9. There is a very magical thing called fate, a very romantic thing called cherishing, a very bitter regret called missing, and a very painful helplessness called missing!

10. You are my favorite, hug me tightly; you are my flower, fragrant and charming; you are my earth, where all things grow; you are my sunshine, brilliant and brilliant; I wish my dear You will always be healthy.

11. There is a sky that is clear for you; there is a cloud that is floating for you; there is a leaf of grass that is green for you; there is a flower that smiles for you; there is a crescent moon that walks for you; There is a word left for you.

12. There are trees in the mountains, and the trees have branches. I love you, and heaven and earth know it. My love for you is as stable as a mountain, as solid as a rock on a mountain, as rooted as a tree in a rock, and as solid as a branch on a tree. My dear, marry me, a reliable man!

13. I am the salt in your food. Without me, everything loses its flavor. I am your sun in winter, your popsicle in summer, and your big umbrella on cloudy days.

14. I start working before dawn in the morning and finish working when I can’t see you at night. Do you know why I do this? I want you to live a happy life with food and clothing after marrying me. You Just marry me, marry me!

15. I am not handsome, nor rich, nor have a good temper, nor am I romantic. Maybe I can’t be the most handsome groom, but I will try my best to make you the happiest bride, dear. Yes, marry me!

16. Fate makes me meet you; feeling makes me secretly like you; time makes me remember you forever. Missing you makes me think of you all the time. Heartache, let me always remember you. In my heart, everything is you. Only, I will lose you forever!

17. I wish to be a bright light in the dark night, lighting up your way home; I wish to be a big tree in the forest, to shield you from the scorching sun; I wish you to have a starry sky A star in the sky can wipe away your loneliness; I wish to be a wisp of dust in the air and be inseparable from you. Chinese Valentine's Day is approaching. Is it possible to invite you to spend the night?

18. True feelings make love rich, sweetness and romance make love, happiness connects you and me, loving you is my greatest happiness, I love you forever, and wish to give you a lifetime of happiness and sweetness!

19. There is a mountain in my heart, and you are the only guest on the mountain. If you are happy, it will be green with pines and bamboos, and the mountains and fields will be filled with pink and willows. If you are sad, it will be covered with ice and snow, as far as the eye can see. Devastated everywhere. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day, dear!

20. Your figure always appears in my mind; your smiling face always surrounds me in my sleep; whether in dreams or in reality, you are the deepest dependence in my heart. Apart from you, I Who else could I fall in love with?

21. Different times, different places, different people; changing spaces, changing faces, changing languages. The only thing that never changes is the feeling of missing you that I convey to you through text messages. !

22. Hello, due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone signal is poor, please slam your mobile phone on the ground as hard as you can, and the mobile phone will return to normal after several times.

23. A penny cannot separate the two petals, a vine cannot separate from the heart of the tree, and a kite cannot separate from the thread. You are my other half and cannot be separated or torn apart. Continuous, endless love, my commitment to you will remain unchanged throughout my life, my dear, let’s get married!

24. The Buddha said: It takes five hundred times of looking back at the past life in exchange for passing by in this life. If it is true, I would like to exchange my encounter with you ten thousand times, and tell you: I really want to love you.

25. Many times in life, you need to consciously give up, because when you have it, you may be losing it, and when you give it up, you may be gaining it again. People who understand know how to give up, people who are sincere know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to transcend.

26. One second can remind me of you, one minute can make me care about you, a whole day can make me miss you, a lifetime is enough, let me protect you, even a text message can tell you : I really miss you!

27. There is a melody called a note. It is the happiness you gave me. It floats in my memory all the time, allowing my romantic talent to play a beautiful picture of love. My dear, here Beautiful season, you are my most precious wealth in life.

28. Love is as clear as glass and as fragile as glass; the glass used to hold tea can be changed again, but there is only one glass used to hold love in a lifetime!

29. I miss you so much when I don’t see you. You are always there in my dreams. You are the only one in my heart. I give my heart to you just because I love you.

30. Use sweetness to create a heart-to-heart relationship, use happiness to describe the prospect of happiness, use happiness to yearn for the future life, and use beauty to describe our love. In this cold season, I am very happy to have your love!

31. Love should be willing to be ordinary, but it is not ordinary; it should be willing to be ordinary, but it is extraordinary. No longer think about the past, no longer obsess about the past.

32. Looking back at your bright eyes, I am intoxicated; recalling your gentleness, I am intoxicated; in fact, I really want to hold your hand and walk together for the rest of my life!

33. I like to see your smile like the spring breeze, I like to see your figure like the summer rain, I like to see your eyes like the autumn moon, I like to see your expression like the winter snow, I like to see you It's because you are my only one.

34. Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day! Although this text message is only four short words, it deeply expresses my blessings and emotions for you. It can be said to be concise, concise, and concise. With the exclamation mark at the end, it has a profound artistic conception and a natural feeling!

35. How many times has the mobile phone’s keyboard stopped and fallen to piece together the language of love for you? How many times has the mobile phone’s ringtone risen and fallen, turning gentleness into the lingering love for you? How many times has the colorful screen of the mobile phone presented your bright beauty? Smiley face.

36. Missing you is blue, like the blue sky at noon; liking you is pink, like the peach blossoms in the garden; falling in love with you is bright red, like the hot sun rising in the morning , giving people a sense of youthfulness and beauty, and giving people endless imagination.

37. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

38. Meeting you is the greatest happiness in my life. Your every bit of care and consideration for me melts into my blood, and always turns me into happiness when I am troubled and depressed. cells. Love you!

39. The flowers are in season, the birds are chirping, and the sun is shining brightly; take a nap, smile, and get rid of fatigue; the phone rings, a text message arrives, and your lover takes a closer look: I wish you happiness every day!

40. The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, and the grass on the road is bent. Thunder booms, lightning flashes, and ducks in the pond become bolder. Move your hands, move your fingers, and a text message will be sent quickly. Zhen Zhen on the left, ring on the right, enjoy the happy moment slowly!

41. Meeting you in the vast sea of ??people is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true love.

42. Two people get together for happiness, and break up to relieve pain. You can no longer make me happy, so I have no choice but to leave. When I left, it was also very painful, but you are definitely better than me. Painful because I am the first to say goodbye and the first to pursue happiness is me.

43. As soon as your little mouth pouts, I am deeply infatuated with you; as soon as your little hands wave, I run to you with all my strength; as soon as you shout, my heart has no direction. My dear, you are my favorite and my eternal yearning.

44. Do you know? I haven't seen you these days, and I just want to commit suicide: I tried hanging myself with noodles, smashing my head with tofu, cutting my veins with cotton slivers, using Coke as poison, and jumping off the building with a parachute!

45. I like to be with you, but I am not sure whether I will leave you in the end. Choice is a right, but sometimes it is escape. Although giving up is willing, sometimes you cannot help it. ; Just think of me lending you my love.

46. An unswerving friendship, with thousands of blessings, to the friends I miss, I wish you warm wishes that the flowers will grow well, the moon will always be full, and people will always be healthy! A deep longing and a string of sweet blessings are sent to the most intimate of you.

47. Last night I asked a mosquito to find you and let it tell you that I miss you so much, and asked it to kiss you for me, because I can’t get close to you now! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how deeply I love you? The big bag represents my heart!

48. My window will wait for your gaze, igniting the future that needs love in my heart, and illuminating the past wanderings of my heart. From now on, there will be no time to stay in that lonely sea, my dear, I Love you.

49. There is an end of the world that is close at hand, an acre of mulberry field that is called the sea, a bundle of love that will last until death, and a longing that is unforgettable. I would like to guard the mulberry field and spread the fruits of longing in your world, and look forward to the blooming of love roses.

50. The world is too far away and I don’t want to say it. The world is too far away and I don’t want to go. The sky is falling apart is too fake. I don’t promise. I just say it sincerely. Because of your love, I will love you forever. Marry me and we will create a beautiful life together.

51. The autumn wind blows the hearts of young people, the passing of years brings care and concern, the purity of love flies in the sky, the persistence of the heart is at peace in the bottom of my heart, I send the true feelings in my heart, with the peace of the moonlight, I wish you a happy life If you go with your heart, you can win everywhere.

52. A gentle heart is given to the person I love, a romantic heart is given to the person who loves me, an eternal heart is given to the sincere person, and a happy heart is given to the lonely person. , I would like to give a sincere heart to the person I love!

53. In the depth of spring, the camellias are in full bloom, the mountains are covered with thick lovesickness, the clear water is murmuring around me, the blue sky is filled with soft and affectionate feelings, the smile is like a flower swinging, the sweetness blooms in my heart, I will always be with you in this life, Endless love for a lifetime!

54. I had countless dreams, and you were in every dream; I had countless fantasies, and you were in every fantasy; I prayed hundreds of times, and in every prayer I prayed All of you. May fate allow me to see you, hear you, and have you.

55. I like that there are only pure expectations in life, I like a safe and slow growth, I like the color after years of washing, I like the song that has not been sung, and I like the person who reads text messages even more. Be friends for life!

56. Love, isn’t it the happiness of holding fingers tightly together? Don't let go, don't let go, don't let it go. Be sure to hurry up and don't take it lightly.

57. For so many years, I have been looking for ideal love, but no one can touch me at the first moment like you, and it moves me more and more deeply.

58. Meeting you is the luck of my life; falling in love with you is the joy of my life; losing you is the regret of my life; without you, I cannot feel the shock of my soul.

59. How can the oath of eternal love be compared to the silent companionship in life; how can it be compared to holding hands with each other all the time. Loving you is not a beautiful word, but an ordinary thing in life. I will use actions to express the vows in my heart!

60. Not to mention that the love vows once made were blown away by the wind and fell to the horizon; not to mention that the ruthless years have aged the face, and the former laughter has turned into a yellowed picture. Even if the string of the kite in the sky of love is broken, my concern has never changed!

61. Spring is here, the grass is lovesick, the flowers are in love, the butterflies are married, and the rabbit mother’s babies are all grown up. What are you waiting for? Come fall in love with me!

62. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the little station of love, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal host, accompanying me and pampering you. Me; for the rest of my life!

63. Snowflakes are floating in the blue sky, and the beautiful leather shoes are leaking from the feet. The acquaintance between you and me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

64. If I had a remote control, I would always watch your channel and lock your smile. If I had a time machine, it would always stop by your side and never be separated by the four seasons. Happy May Day, my dear!

65. If I have a grain of rice, I will give you a bowl of rice; if I have a plate of dishes, I will give you a feast; if I have a full meal, I will give you warmth for life. . Baby, you will definitely have what I have, and I will work hard to let you have what I don’t have. Marry me!

66. Kiss your cheek and imprint my deep love; kiss your mouth and make my lifelong promise; kiss your dream and help you move towards a brilliant career; kiss your tenderness and Take you to the end of time. Kiss Valentine's Day, may your happiness be supported by me and give you the best future.

67. I have always thought that I am a very rational person in terms of emotions. I can grasp the size and know how to measure the distance. But in front of you, I am confused and my soul is lost. Is this the so-called love? ? I don't know, I really don't know, I only know that this feeling is very beautiful and sweet, which makes me unwilling to let go and unforgettable.

68. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am hollow!

69. No matter how endless the night is, don’t forget that I am the eternal flame beside you, igniting every hope in your heart and dancing for you all your life. Do you know I'm waiting for you?

70. The jokes you tell are the antidote to my troubles; your unreasonable troubles only make love more carefree; I understand your goodness and your beauty, and I need to express my love more. I love you and wish you smile every day!

71. The greatest luck in my life is knowing you, but the greatest misfortune is not being able to have you. Maybe you will meet someone you love deeply, but you will never meet a second person who loves you as much as I do.

72. You are my woman, I am your man; you are my heart, I am your liver; you are my everything, I am your everything; you are my world. , I am your future. This is our lifelong vow.

73. Take a drop of my blood and put it under a microscope. You see, whether it is white blood cells or red blood cells, every cell is a cell that loves you, and whether you use the naked eye or a computer, it will It’s impossible to calculate it, because my love for you is infinite!

74. I am your route to find your way, I am your keyboard to help you input, I am your complete spelling, giving you quotations, I am your Baidu, giving you everything I have. , dear, I hope I can help you search for your loneliness.

75. Valentine's Day is here, let me invite you to spend a wonderful time with the most sincere heart, and quietly give you my warm blessings. I hope you can feel this sweet surprise. Can you give me this wonderful opportunity?

76. Tonight is as lonely as the sea, and tonight I am so lovesick. My love for you has turned into this lonely sea. Missing you has flooded my mind with your shadow!

77. I made my sincerity into a boat, I sewed my sincerity into a sail, I made my true feelings into pulp, and then I carried my true love, along the sweet wind of yearning, to yours. The sea of ????love; my dear, will you marry me? I will use my life to create happiness and let you be happy every day!

78. You, my dear, stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should I sentence you to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously agreed: I sentence you to me for life.

79. Love a song, sing with all your heart and tears, write the love and sorrow with blood, the flowers on the other side bloom with no return date, read your own story, a love, a period of sorrow, let this life be moved by it, let this moment I shed tears for it, and let many regretless ink pens express my eternal resentment for it. The poem about Nirvana allows me to sit under three feet of ice and let the still water of lovesickness flow deep. When the night gets deeper, I quietly ask the wind outside the curtain, whose silhouette is there to comfort me in the cold?

80. From now on, if you promise me, you will not be lonely today, there will be tomorrow! There is a future! Well, take my love and go with you!

81. It’s nothing, I just miss you suddenly. This is just a momentary thought of you. In this year full of emotions, I just say, I like you. I miss you right now.

82. I can’t bear to delete your message. I can’t forget your smile. I already know your true feelings. I don’t want you to hear the sound of my heartbeat!

83. I have had countless dreams, and every dream has you; I have had countless fantasies, and every fantasy has you; I have prayed hundreds of times, and every prayer has you. You are in everything. May fate allow me to see you, hear you, and have you.

84. Let me tell you, I love you very much. I can’t be with you every day and keep you by my side. No matter what, I will love you to the end. I will never give up on you. I will love you for the rest of my life!

85. Thinking of the sweetness we once had, all the anger disappears. This is true intimacy and nothing can break our love for each other.

86. When a woman is married, a woman must find a man to marry if she wants to have a family; when a man is married, marrying a woman is called marriage; a man is in love, a woman is interested, a handsome man matches a beautiful girl, and a talented woman is just right in appearance. , I won’t marry unless you, and you won’t marry unless I do, so what are we waiting for? Marry me, have a flash wedding.

87. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, on behalf of Nuwa, Chang'e, Yuelao, Queen Mother, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, I would like to extend my holiday condolences to the talented and beautiful ladies, and wish all lovers a happy marriage! Don’t be discouraged even if there are leftover men and women. As the old saying goes: The leftover is the king!

88. Sauvignon Blanc, the moon is cold at dawn, the wind is cold at night, lovers go back and forth alone during the festival, and Gu Yingzi feels sad. It's hard to see, hard to think about. I sleep for a long time with regret, asking if I have pity for you.

89. Inadvertently, you stole my heart. The broken me only misses you, misses you! Give me your heart back, okay?

90. With a grateful heart, I send this text message to bring you my thoughts, and sincerely connect you and me. In this way, we have encountered a beautiful encounter in this life, and our love is boundless. I love you and want to hold your hand and move forward