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Funny and funny circle of friends sand sculpture copywriting

Funny and funny circle of friends sand sculpture copywriting

1. I'm not angry when you scold me. I'll soak a cup of medlar water and influence you with love.

2. Are you there? Have you eaten? If you don't eat, eat me twice.

Details of boyfriend playing games. I've seen a few, and they're really detailed.

Smelly treasure, you haven't returned my message for a second. It's really interesting. This weather just needs your cold violence. You are so considerate of my baby.

It's hot, and friends who want to play with water can come to my house to wash dishes.

6. Why didn't anyone talk to me? Do I look illiterate?

7. Falling in love is a very troublesome thing. If you don't fall in love, you just want to fall in love occasionally.

If I had known that life was like this, I had been saving money since kindergarten.

9. I like losing weight too much. I am so fascinated by this way that even if I am starving to death, I can't lose a few pounds. I will come back after dinner.

10. Why do you call me lazy? I obviously didn't do anything.

1 1. I heard that you all like grandma's voice. How old are you?

12. I hate long-distance relationships. I like the love that when I quarrel, my slap can immediately slap the other person's face.

13. I'm a little hungry and don't know what to eat. I'll open the line for the king to eat you.

14. Some people say that my circle of friends has no nutrition. Why are you stewing bone soup in a circle of friends?

15. I turned over an acre of land and still couldn't get up. You are all young masters and princesses.

16. I send a lot of friends without nutrition every day. Sorry, I'll send it later.

17. Bao, call me if you miss me. Love needs no restraint, so call now. Put your thumb on your ear and your little finger on your mouth.

18. Bags, I see that you go to work every day, and the Starbucks bags on your back are worn out. Shall we go for another drink?

19. It doesn't matter if we don't know each other. It's very hot today, and we will get to know each other soon.

20. Don't cry for your feelings, just stay awake on a dry night.

2 1. Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.

22. I have a dog named Liu Liu. One day I went out to walk my dog, and my neighbor said, "Old Tie is Liu Liu."

23. Today, I am still a mediocre diner.