30 unparalleled and wonderful quotes that will make you laugh instantly

1. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

2. I am a human and you are a dog. How can you walk with me?

3. How to say the dialogue so that the expression is not sad. How to write the story so that the ending will not be lonely. What should we do to make love happy?

4. Some people have passed away. Just because you can't forget them doesn't mean you still love them. It just means you cherish or miss the beauty of that time.

5. For a loving person, every day is a festival. A word of warmth and warmth, a line of communication; a word of advice, a note of communication; a piece of lovesickness, a wholehearted hope for each other; a piece of love, a lifelong love.

7. The saddest thing is not the tears flowing out, but the tears spinning in the eyes.

8. Everyone needs someone to talk to him openly and honestly. Although a person can be very heroic, he can also be very lonely.

9. It is best not to miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

10. Challenging life is my choice without regrets, and winning the college entrance examination is my unremitting pursuit.

11. Work hard and live a more exciting life! Strive to become a person that no one can do without you. Without you, his sky has lost its most dazzling star, even the sun. Of course, you don't live for others. When you come into this world, you have the responsibility to be the most beautiful and best version of yourself.

12. Loneliness is because, in order to wait for one person, you have forgotten all the people waiting for you...

13. A word of sorry means that the story is without you.

14. Parting and reunion are constant dramas in life. Once you get used to them, you will no longer feel sad.

Fifteen. When I was tired, I squatted down and hugged myself. I still stubbornly said that it was nothing more than that.

16. That is a smile that can make me shed tears and make me exchange it for my whole life.

17. Some people can’t say what’s good about it, but no one can replace it!

18. A truly happy person who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. ----- A truly happy person is the kind of person who does not forget to enjoy the scenery even when he takes a detour.

19. Open your palms and face the sky. There is sunshine in the palms, which is the smile when I miss you; there are raindrops in the palms, which are the tears that occasionally fall when I miss you...

20. Familiar songs will be forgotten if you don’t sing them for a long time, and familiar people will become strangers if you don’t contact them.

21. Some people meet too early, and some people meet too late. However, some people should never meet in their lifetime.

22. You think I am a kite, either let me fly, or keep it and take it home. Don’t tie me up with an invisible emotion and make me sad.

23. Please care and comfort yourself with love; amuse yourself with happiness and comfort; warm your heart with carefulness and love yourself. Only by taking good care of yourself can you love your family better. I wish you health and peace. hapiness!

24. The most important thing for a person is the stability and peace of mind. Why bother with yourself. What we can do is face, accept, deal with, let go, adjust our hearts, and infect life with kindness and love. The most difficult time is when we are not far from success.

Twenty-five, three years of hard work, a lifetime of happiness.

26. The feeling of missing someone is like drinking a large glass of ice water and then shedding hot tears for a long, long time.

27. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

28. I didn’t like you when you liked me. I started to like you when you fell in love with me. I fell in love with you when you left me.

29. When you are forced to be in a crowd, it is often the time when you should be most alone.

Thirty. A person can fall in love with many people in his life. When you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, which allows you to learn to be better. To grasp and cherish the people you love.

30 Weird and Funny Quotations_Made You Laugh

1. I am a hard-working courier, and today there is a courier called: Grandpa.

This is not for LZ to call and ask who you are: grandpa. Are you obviously taking advantage of LZ? I'm not stupid either.

As soon as I got through the phone, I asked, what is your courier name?

He said Grandpa. Liz let out a long hum. By the way...there is your express delivery.

2. Goddess: Call me queen. Diaosi: Queen Eight.

Goddess: Pig, you? Just two words. Diaosi: Bastard!

3. I am a man, on a blind date. I invited a girl to KFC for 45 yuan. I took out a 100 yuan note and gave it to the cashier.

The girl said I had some change today. dinner!

The cashier took the fifty yuan she handed over, but she took my 100 yuan back and stuffed it into her bag. .

The cashier and I were both shocked and overwhelmed at the same time. . .

4. My dad scolded me in the afternoon. Later he got emotional and slapped me in the face. I wanted to lighten the mood.

I originally wanted to say, dad, are you hungry? I’ll give it to you. Get something to eat,

I almost said that you didn’t eat, right?

Then I received another solid slap in the face

5. The father took his son to buy cold medicine. Because they were acquaintances, the drugstore owner asked, how could he catch a cold?

The father said: It’s this boy who kicks the quilt at night.

Unexpectedly, my son retorted: It’s not me? It was you who ruffled the quilt and made me catch a cold.

6. I just saw a man taking a taxi to his girlfriend at the intersection. Before leaving, the man said don’t worry, I’ve written down the license plate!

The driver was furious: Damn, are you insulting my taste? !

7. I went to eat hot pot with my girlfriend. I pointed at the pot and said: Look, this hot pot is just like us!

She nodded: Well, I am as hot as a spicy pot, and you are as indifferent as a clear soup pot!

I shook my head: No, I am the spicy one, and you are the spicy one next door.

This meal is considered a break-up meal!

8. A girl in the office just broke up with her boyfriend after a phone call.

Then she shouted: I want to be the queen, and I want the seventy-two male concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards.

A colleague in the corner whispered: That’s not the queen, that’s an actress!

The whole office burst into laughter.

9. When the weather got cold, I went to the bathhouse to take a bath. I found that my junior high school teacher, whom I hadn’t seen for more than ten years, came down to pay.

I wanted to pay for him, but he couldn’t live or die. Agreeing, I threw 100 yuan over to check out.

The beautiful salesperson said: Sir, the money is not enough. Your consumption is 15, and his consumption is 313.

I I was also drunk, and when I turned around, I found that the teacher was also missing

10. Today, my mother took me to meet two girls. One of them has a great figure, but it’s a pity that her appearance is too difficult, and she also has buck teeth.

I can't bear to smile; the other face is absolutely first-class, goddess level, but it's a pity that she is a fat girl.

After I came back, I have been thinking about which one to choose. This is a lifelong event.

You must not jump to conclusions. I struggled with this matter all night and stayed up all night.

The next morning, my mother came back from shopping and told me that neither of them liked you.

11. I was having dinner with my second-rate friend. He had just become a father and told me:

My son looks exactly like me.

[Funny joke I was about to reply when the ordering lady looked at him with sympathetic eyes:

As a child, it doesn’t matter if you are ugly, as long as you are healthy and lively.

12. When a girl you like confesses your love to her, be straightforward and push her to the wall and say domineeringly: I will support you from now on.

After you finish speaking, you must kiss her. Don’t give her a chance to refuse or think.

I have been to the police station several times just by relying on this trick.

13. When I was in junior high school, I helped my brother deliver a letter to the girl in the next class. After the girl received it, she threw it into the trash without even reading it.

I quickly explained that I didn’t write it, and the girl picked up the letter.

14. After the test today, after classmate A left the classroom, classmate B asked her: How was the test?

Student A said: so easy. After hearing this, classmate B said, "It's true."

Student A uttered a curse word: Damn, you can’t take the exam anywhere.

15. The company’s anniversary celebration. I signed up for various people who said they could roast whole lamb and make dumplings. Brother No. 1 said weakly,

I can only cook raw rice. After dinner, the group suddenly became quiet. .

16. A buddy went to work in the morning and bought a roasted sweet potato before he had time to have breakfast.

There was no seat on the bus, so I just put the sweet potato in my butt pocket.

As soon as he caught up with the empty seat, he quickly stepped forward and sat down on the seat.

At this time, there was only a soft muffled sound, and a large pile of brown sweet potato pulp was squeezed out from under the buttocks,

Still steaming slightly

17. Cao Cao took his son Cao Chong to visit Liu Bei.

Cao Cao walked to the door and shouted: Cao Cao came to visit with his young son!

Liu Bei: Oops. Just come. What kind of fruit should I bring?

18. I went to the newly opened canteen to eat at noon. I washed my hands before eating as usual, but when I turned on the faucet, there was no water.

The cafeteria aunt said: Our faucets here are noisy! Me: High-tech!

Then I clapped my hands, but there was still no water, ah! ah! I called twice, but still no water came out.

I saw the aunt turned to the operation room inside and shouted to open the water valve!

19. Dare to ask what kind of woman is a real woman. God’s reply: Don’t inflate.

20. The recruits went out for training. A recruit saw six stars on the shoulder of a uniformed man on the roadside.

He was shocked. The six stars clicked and stood at attention with a military salute. Show respect.

The platoon leader came over and gave me a big slap in the face, and the fart salute was from the property security guard.

21. I was chatting with a friend yesterday, and she said that she went to the cinema to watch "Youth".

When I saw Ruan Guan running to see Zhao Shiyong and then being hit by a car, the cinema was very quiet for a moment.

I only heard a couple in front of me, the man said to the woman: "See?" without?

This is what happens when you find your ex-boyfriend!

22. When I was a child, I once went to the field to pick up rice and saw a neighbor boy burying something in the field.

I hid and waited for him to leave and ran over to have a look. What did he bury?

Damn it, dig some shit, it’s your uncle’s, take the shit and bury your uncle! !

23. A smart mother will teach her children to call them daddy first. At this time, you will feel very happy and loving.

But the experience in winter is even more profound. The child wakes up in the middle of the night When you wake up, call you daddy.

Then his mother will kick you and say, the child calls you nanny

24. I used to think that I was pretty good-looking and not ugly. Where to go?

Until today, there was an empty seat next to me on the bus.

More than ten girls passed by and no one was willing to sit next to me. I felt enlightened.

25. In college. My girlfriend and I were shopping and she wanted to buy an oversized stuffed bear!

I think it’s expensive even if it has no practical value! Just didn't buy it.

As a result, a thin man was waiting for her at the school gate the next day with a stuffed bear!

She happily showed off to me and said: If you don’t buy it for me, someone else will.

It scares me!

From then on I tried to buy whatever she wanted!

If you don’t buy it, the man will definitely show up at the school gate with something the next day!

I didn’t know until I went to my girlfriend’s house today! That man turned out to be his brother!

26. The so-called fingertip wedding is

Pointing at your girlfriend’s belly and saying to your parents: Dad, Mom, we are getting married

27 , I met a friend on the street today and saw a bloody mark on his neck.

I was surprised and asked: What's wrong? Who hit him?

My friend said in a dumbfounded way: You are right, you cannot buy fake gold necklaces!

The quality of the product is so good. I was robbed by a thief when I was riding my bicycle on the street, tmd.

They dragged me away for a long time and almost strangled me.

28. When I had no money, every time I went to eat hot pot, I would think about how much money I had spent when ordering.

Now that I finally have money, When I go to eat hotpot,

I don’t have to go to that trouble: I just use the calculator on my phone.

29. A friend asked me to borrow money. I said it was easy to negotiate. If it was less than ten yuan, I would make the decision.

If it was more than ten yuan, I would have to discuss it with my wife.

Didn’t he say you don’t have a wife? I said there was no need to discuss it. friend. . .

30. I have a small hair, 149cm. I posted an update on the space today, saying: I dropped my phone, but luckily it didn’t break.

A buddy below commented: Your height saved it. 30 Classic Funny Quotes_It made me laugh

1. Mr. Bao and Zhan Zhao went to Africa to play and met a group of black people. The cannibals not only refused to eat the two of them, they also shook hands with Master Bao and brought human flesh to Master Bao to eat. Master Bao was puzzled, and Zhan Zhao said: Sir, the cannibals regard you as their distant relative.

2. My friend said he would drive me home. After I got in the car, I lit a cigarette out of habit. My friend pinched my cigarette out and said: Don’t smoke in the car. Smell of smoke. I slapped him down. The battery car smelled of your sister's cigarettes.

3. I was taking the subway, and a strange aunt sat next to me. The phone rang, and the aunt answered the call, and said to the phone very cheerfully: Ah, I don't have time tonight. My car broke down and I was taking the subway. I found a handsome guy and I'm going to book a room! The crowded carriage fell silent for an instant. I glanced at the aunt beside me, and when I turned back, I found that everyone in the car was staring at me.

4. As a roommate for four years, I only had one orange segment given to the five of us by her. That’s right, it was really an orange segment. When eating snacks, I always take them to bed, eat them, and then get out of bed after eating. Each person in the dormitory paid two yuan for electricity. My roommate said that we had used her electricity and we should not let her pay for it and we had to pay her! More importantly... I once saw on her camera that her family owned five Audis! Five cars! There are cameras at home!

5. I have a strong taste in food and like a lot of salt. One day, my roommate asked me: What does pin mean? I was too lazy to pay attention to him (he liked to ask strange questions) and said casually: It just means eating. The roommate nodded while thinking, as if that was the case. A few days later, my girlfriend came to the dormitory to chat with me, while my roommate was lying on the bed reading a book. When I talked about taste with my girlfriend, she asked me: What is your taste? As soon as his girlfriend finished speaking, his roommate threw down his book, sat up and replied: He has always had heavy taste. I suddenly turned blue.

6. Coach: Relax, don’t be nervous. Well, I'm not nervous. My friend said that during the exam, just treat the instructor next to you as a dog.

7. Doctor: Why can’t I find my pen? I want to give you a prescription. The patient reminded in a low voice: Doctor, didn't you put it in my armpit?

8. It has been many years since I graduated. Today is Teacher’s Day. Teacher, I miss you very much. Thank you for your hard work.

I have already returned the knowledge you taught me. Please tell me when you will return the tuition fees to me so that I can buy an iPhone 6s!

9. The couple went shopping for clothes. The wife was hesitating between a thick piece of clothing and a thin piece of clothing. She didn’t know which one was better, so she asked her husband: Which one do you want to buy? good? My husband said: If you know how to wash clothes, buy a thick one. The wife smiled and asked the boss: Wrap this thin piece for me.

10. After drinking with friends in the evening, I took a taxi home. As soon as I got into the taxi, the driver asked me: Young man, have you been drinking? I was a little surprised: Yo! Master, you have such a sharp nose that you can smell the smell of alcohol on me? The driver said: Smell your sister! You get off the roof of my car first!

11. Wife: You just watch TV and don’t even care about the broken faucet. The water is about to flood your home. Come and take a look. Husband: What are you looking at? On which channel?

12. When I went out, I met a beggar who came to me to beg for money. He said he hadn’t eaten in a few days. I just bought some steamed buns with my change. I looked at him and gave him 2 pieces. Damn, he actually said that I sent him to beg for food. Yes, isn't he a beggar?

13. Today, a buddy cut off a ball head and joked to him: Brother, he just got out of prison! He looked at me and said: Do you want to force me to go to jail again? Then I fell silent.

14. A female sister weighs 140 pounds and dances square dance with the aunts every night. Her movements are all kinds of slow. Yesterday she took me to watch her and asked me how my dance looked. I said: I think you look like a little swan when you dance. She said: Really! It seems that I have lost weight. I then said: It’s a Little Swan brand drum washing machine

15. I simply can’t think of a gift to give to my wife to congratulate her on her birthday. She is happy. Write her an anonymous love letter.

16. I was lying on the hospital bed and asked the nurse: Love is gone, family affection is gone, friendship is gone, health is gone, money is gone, do I have nothing? The nurse quickly said gently: How can you talk about yourself like this? Aren't you still sick? . .

17. Mrs. Shana, who runs a fashion store, has been very troubled recently because the flower shop on the left has begun to switch to fashion business. Not only is the store bigger than hers, but the competitor also has an irritating sign. The best deals! . One wave after another, and before the suffocation in Mrs. Shana's heart was completely gone, the flower shop on the right side of the fashion store also started to do fashion business, and also made a dress that seemed very dazzling to Mrs. Shana. The slogan here is the cheapest price! After thinking hard for several days, Mrs. Shana, who couldn't eat well or sleep well, finally came up with a solution and hung a big sign directly above the entrance of her boutique.

18. I remember once having a drinking party with a female colleague. After drinking, the female colleague was also drunk and said that she wanted me to sleep with her at night. After hearing this, I slapped her and left her alone. Well, I think she must have wanted to steal the two hundred dollars in my pocket while I was sleeping. I didn’t expect that she was this kind of person, bah!

19. During a physical examination at work some time ago, a colleague’s fat blood vessels were not obvious. The doctor inserted several injections but failed to draw blood. He said helplessly, comrade, you are so~um, you are so strong, and my colleague is very down-to-earth. , Doctor, I’m not strong, I’m fat

20. One day I saw a buddy and said to him: Dude, your jeans are torn and you still wear them? My buddy said: This is popular now, you know how to play a string ball. I looked at his exposed anus and thought that city people really know how to play

21. One day, the old lady and her husband were watching TV together. A commercial was followed by a broadcast of the beauty pageant. The old man blushed when he saw it, got up and went into the house. The old lady smiled: This old man is quite feudal. After a while, the old man came back and sat upright in front of the TV. However, his wife put on a pair of glasses and nagged her: When did your otorrhea get better? Husband: It was the day your throat started to get inflamed

22. Yesterday at three o'clock in the morning, LZ came home from work and met a young woman lying on the ground. She was also wearing very revealing clothes. Knowing that I worked at a nightclub and was drunk, I thought my chance had come, so I went up to help her, but damn, the beauty turned her head and vomited all over me. I kept thinking whether she threw up because she was drunk or because she looked at my appearance.

23. Wife: Just now at Lao Zhang’s house, you drank five cups of tea in a row. Didn’t you say that you couldn’t sleep at night after drinking tea? Husband: But if I don’t drink the fragrant tea that I can drink for free, I won’t be able to sleep even more when I get home.

24. After I came out of the hospital, I was dejected. Suddenly, a fortune teller stopped me: Sir, do you want a fortune teller? I was in a bad mood and yelled: You are just a bird, I will use you to count! But the fortune teller only smiled slightly, pinched his fingers and said: Yes, I will count you as a bird. Hey, is your bird okay? I immediately worshiped: Master, how did you know? The master laughed: As the saying goes, if you are strong on the outside but strong on the inside, you will naturally be weak on the inside. I asked: Master, what should I do to get rid of my troubles? The master said: You should look softer, preferably like a transvestite! I asked again: Can I be as hard as a transvestite? The master said: Of course not! But becoming a transvestite becomes a little pain, and you can live a happy life even if you don’t get hard, and then you won’t have to worry about it! Me:

25. A: My boyfriend has everything, a car, a house, and savings. B: Sighed: My boyfriend also has everything, including a bicycle, a rental house, and a loan. C: Let out a long sigh: My boyfriend really has everything, even a wife.

26. Both men and women like to go to the park together on weekends. One day, I was chatting on a bench with my friends when I got tired. Suddenly, my friend pointed in one direction and said: Look, what are you doing over there? Everyone looked in that direction, and it turned out to be a couple hugging and kissing. So, one of my friends got upset. He was so affectionate in public in broad daylight. It was so outrageous! I want to go over and say a few words to him. So, everyone suddenly started discussing what they could say to separate them gracefully. #$^#%#@ (A burst of words!) At this time, I said: Go over and tell them: Open your mouth more, okay? Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter.

27. A second-hand friend recently bought a new fish tank, and then showed off the fish he bought in various social circles. Suddenly there was no movement in the past few days. I called him and asked him. He told me: It was cold and I was afraid that the fish would freeze to death, so I bought a hot water heater to heat the water. I fell asleep and found the fish when I woke up. All cooked.

28. A friend works for a car rental company. I went to his company to hang out at noon one day. I asked him: I rent cars to others every day. Have you ever met any weird customers? The guy looked at the yard and said: The man came to rent the car early in the morning and it hasn't been emptied out yet.

29. Yesterday, I had a drink with a female colleague. The female colleague told me that she was very happy with the drink and wanted to sleep on my shoulder. While talking, she leaned over and I became anxious on the spot and slapped her. He slapped him and said: Damn, I promised to drink three boxes, and whoever poured it first would pay. Now I regret it. I want to eat the overlord meal, so fuck me.

30. Early this morning, my girlfriend He acted coquettishly to me: My dear, my Apple 6 accidentally fell to the ground and broke. Look, don’t worry. I took out a Nokia from my pocket and said, I have prepared it for you a long time ago. This one is not afraid of falling. Incomparably beautiful sentences

1. The fire of love should not be rekindled. Rekindled, those beautiful memories of the past will disappear. If we had not reunited, maybe I would have lived with his deep thoughts until my body decayed; however, at this moment, I hated him. All the good days are far gone.

2. It’s just love, more like a beautiful and desolate gesture after encountering a grand scene.

3. Love requires tolerance, but not indulgence. Therefore, once you find that a man has changed his mind, let him go. If you have the tolerance, you can sweep the door with a broom and ask him sincerely to never come back again.

4. However, longing is as cold as frost and snow. If the sun shines tomorrow and you and I still have nothing in our hands, please don't despair and cherish it for me. Even when I say goodbye to love, I hope everything is well with you; when I no longer love you, maybe it’s not that I don’t love you, but that I can no longer love you.

5. The green reeds growing by the river have turned into the vast green grass in my eyes at this time; the crystal and desolate white frost has turned into the wandering eyes when I look at you; the desolation in the The chilly autumn wind ruffles the Autumn River no longer, but the flowing blue waves of the current March fireworks.

6. Loving someone without the courage to ask is like being unable to fly across the sea without wings. Unless I'm willing to let you go, I'd better go and have a good time with you.

7. A moment of farewell brings half a lifetime of desolation and loneliness; the unfillable hole in life is just a wrong hand. It is wrong to love each other too deeply, and unstoppable tragedies can be directed without malice. Love itself is neither right nor wrong, so it can also be wrong.

8. The sunshine is as broken as the petals in my palm, and the petals are silent.

9. If I had known this, when we first met, I would have chanted - It is easy to find priceless treasures, but it is rare to find a thoughtful man. I don’t know if I can hide or not, it’s fate.

10. In the world of mortals, many people have been met, lost, misunderstood, and missed. Therefore, not everyone can have the person who is still missed with all his heart when he is old.

11. When we can’t look back, we can only keep moving forward.

12. We can finally stay temporarily. We are the survivors among the dead. I should feel lucky, but all I have left is my longing and sadness for you. They are as vast as a river, and I sink into them helplessly.

13. The last star finally disappeared into the sky. As I look up at the sky, I think of you for the last time tonight. At dawn, I am about to start my journey again. I don’t know if I will still have the life to sit here and miss you at this moment tomorrow and night.

14. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration; loving you for five thousand years is hopeless; loving you for a thousand years is absurd; loving you for a hundred years is too long; loving you for fifty years in a row, as long as I Good health is my strength!

15. Love is the longing in the heart, the roar of feeling, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet nectar, and the intoxicating pure wine.

16. Before I met you, the world was a wasteland. After I met you, the world is a paradise. The past many years are like a wisp of smoke to me. The infinite career in the future is because of you. Boundless happiness.

17. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to help me tell you: My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart is waiting for you.

18. Love begins with hope and ends with despair. To give up means that there is no longer any hope I once had for you.

19. After falling in love with you, I can understand the taste of longing, the pain of separation, the torment of jealousy, and the endless possessiveness. Why does every move you make make my heart flutter? Why am I always afraid that time will fly by and I won’t be able to stay with you forever?

20. No matter how painful the road with you is, dry your eyes and tell yourself not to cry. I will call your name over and over again, when I am sleeping and when I am drunk.

21. Stop thinking about you, stop loving you, let time fly by quietly, erase our memories, and never think of your name from now on.

22. If every thought I have for you is turned into a flower, then I will always be surrounded by a garden full of flowers.

23. There is no lover in my Valentine's Day, only my wife. She is my favorite, today, tomorrow, and she will be the only one in my heart until I die! Really love you!

24. My love for you is like the endless flow of a surging river, like the overflowing Yellow River, and like the brilliant sunset over the western mountains. I miss you and love you, I can't live without you, I must have you!

25. I can’t guarantee or promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, you will definitely see that I have starved to death with a smile on your face. In arms.

26. I envy the sun, which can see your bright smile. I envy the moon, which can watch you sleep peacefully. I envy myself, at least I can miss you all the time.

27. I like to watch you sleeping, because then you will not have any worries. I like the way you smile at me, because you are happiest then. I just want you to be happy.

28. I want to give you roses, but the price is too expensive. I want to comfort you but I haven’t learned how to do it yet. I want to kneel down to you but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send you a text message to chase you. I hope We never blow.

29. For a loving person, every day is a holiday. A word of warmth and warmth, a line of communication; a word of advice, a note of communication; a piece of lovesickness, a heartfelt longing for each other; a piece of love, a lifelong love.

30. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding; there is a kind of feeling called wonderful; there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side; there is a kind of longing called wanting to see you through. May every shooting star in the sky shine in the sky for you.

31. The sound of the cello is like a river. The left bank is the memory that I cannot forget, the right bank is my bright years worth holding on to, and what flows in the middle is my faint sentimentality year after year!

32. Emotions are in arrears, love has been shut down, promises are empty, trust has been shut down, care cannot be connected, beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life is completely frozen!

33. Ending is not the answer we want. Loving you well is my biggest wish. You are my only one!

34. Those who leave will eventually leave, even if they are very close; those who depend on each other will always depend on each other, even if their hearts are far apart.

35. In most of life, the synonym of commitment is bondage, but we yearn for bondage.

36. If we are destined to pass each other in this life, then I deeply wish you happiness forever. Then put away all the little affection and look forward to meeting you in the next life.