Please tell me a joke about Li Xiaocong

Classmate Li Xiaocong Series

1. Mathematics Class

Teacher Song QQ: "Classmate Li Xiaocong, memorize the formula of the Pythagorean Theorem."

Onion: "a square + b square = c square"

Master Song: "Very good, but what evidence do you have to prove this theory?"

Onion : "Because this is the formula of the Pythagorean theorem!"

Master Song: "- -||| "

2. Mathematics class

Master Song: "Li Xiaocong, come up and do the first question."

Onion: "Oh."

After a while, I finished it.

Master Song took a look: "Why are there only answers? What's the process?"

Cong looked innocent: "Isn't it a short answer question..."

3. Mathematics Class

Xiao Cong ignored the teacher’s repeated advice and secretly ate lollipops in class

Master Song: “Classmate Xiao Cong, I asked you not to eat lollipops in class. Tang, why do you always keep going in your left ear and out your right ear? Why can’t you remember what I say?"

Onion: "Teacher, I will take some measures."

The next day, Master Song: "Li Xiaocong, why did you put so much cotton in your right ear?"

Cong: "Block your right ear so that your words will not come out of your right ear." I went out."

4. Biology class

Biology teacher: "Li Xiaocong, could you please tell me what would happen if a person loses his or her hearing?"

Onion: "..."

Teacher: "For example, if you are temporarily unable to hear, what will happen to you?"

Onion: "Then I can't hear your question, so I don't have to answer it." After saying that, he sat down.

Teacher: "T.T"

5. Speaking of four in the Chinese class The famous novel Journey to the West

Teacher He: "Classmate Li Xiaocong, which character is your favorite? Why?"

Onion: "I like Sun Wukong the most! Because Sun Wukong has ten thousand and eight thousand A thousand somersaults make a kilometer!"

Teacher He: "......"

6. Chemistry exam paper, one question is as follows: "When heating copper oxide When using the test tube, the test tube burst, analyze the reason.

Shiao Cong smiled and replied: "Inferior test tube!"

7. Chemistry lecture paper, topic: Na2O2 is mixed with a sufficient amount of NaHCO3.. ....

Xiaoqiong: "Because there is a sufficient amount of NaHCO3, we come to the conclusion: there is a lot of NaHCO3."

8. A classmate translated "Crowing Rooster and Mulberry Tree Top" ":"The rooster crows so much that the mulberry trees tremble."

Onion: "The rooster should practice roaring like a lion from the east of the river!"

Attached is the correct translation: The rooster stands on top of the mulberry tree and crows. Ming

9. History class

Teacher: "Classmate Xiao Cong, tell me why Britain became the first country to have an industrial revolution?"

Cong: "There are two reasons why Britain could become the first country to have an industrial revolution. One is that Britain has such prerequisites and conditions, and the other is because other countries do not have such prerequisites and conditions."

The whole class Down.

10. Psychology class test: What do you do when there is an old man in the car?

Cong: "Let's sit together!"

11. English class , teach expanded words.

A word in Chinese is a suspect. Ask the students to write it down in their notes.

The English teacher walked to Cong and saw that Cong’s notes said, XXX ----Salted rice

Then the English teacher said again, XXX Chinese is the suspect.

Look at Cong again, Cong changed the note on the note to salted fish rice.< /p>

English teacher.

12. English class

English teacher: "Classmate Li Xiaocong, what do you do when someone says to you: You are a famous singer." What's the answer?"

Xiao Cong: "Where where!"

13. Break.

A classmate said to Cong: "Look, my eyes are bigger than yours." Big!"

Onion: "As big as sesame seeds."

14. Onion came back wet.

A classmate asked: "Onion, what are you doing? Is it sweat or water?"

Onion: "Sweat!"

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15. Physics class.

Physics teacher: "Students, like charges repel each other, and different charges attract each other. Remember."

Onion: "Charge is really a guy who values ??sex over friends."

16. Break.

Fantuan tells jokes to everyone.

Fantuan: "Alone It looked like a phone, so I hung up while walking..."

Everyone~.~|||

17. Physical Education Class.

One A male compatriot with excellent basketball skills invited Xiao Cong to watch her play, and said very sincerely: "I hope classmate Li Xiaocong will give me some face and see my majestic appearance on the basketball court!"

Cong: "Okay. , I will go and see your bear--zi--"

18. Physics class.

Teacher: "A classmate rubs the penholder with his hair, which can absorb a lot of Dandruff, what does this mean?"

Onion: "It means that classmate hasn't washed his hair for a long time."

Teacher: "=.=|||"

19. Mathematics class.

A very complex geometry question requires proving the relationship between line segments BF and GF.

Cong: "No doubt, BF and GF are lovers Relationship!"

20. Mathematics class.

Someone is obsessed with sugar. The math teacher is talking about the topic.

"Classmate Li Xiaocong! Please! Come and beg for X!"

Onion woke up from her sweet dream, stood up, and said: "F4? Oh! Are you the ones who played the one in Meteor Garden? There are 4 of them, men. Thank you!"

The whole class...

21. Break.

A certain student couldn't solve a question, so he asked Xiao Cong for help. Cong said enthusiastically: "Oh! This! You first copy the topic into your notebook, then draw a picture, and then verify it and that’s it!"

A classmate: "..."

22. Chinese class.

Examination.

There is a question: "Please draft an eye-catching slogan for the entrance of a certain community, with a customized theme."

Onion thought about it very seriously and wrote this sentence seriously: Come on, wake up~ ----Shingju."

23. Break.

Onion suffers The teacher asked, "Call Tan Chen to the office." Tan Chen, a certain

Classmate's name.

Xiao Congda was surprised: Move the table to the office?

24. Have a cold one.

Recess.

Just finished the exam.

A classmate asked Cong, "How did you think you did in the exam?" Like?"

Cong said seriously: "The minimum is 0 points and the maximum is 100 points!"