Five commonly used two-part allegorical sayings ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

classification: region > > Guangdong >; > Zhaoqing city

problem description:

it needs to be commonly used! ! ! ! ! ! !

Analysis:

The stone in the pit … stinks and is hard

It has a bad reputation than Bi Yu. Stubborn attitude/

Dropping a bomb in the pit ... arouses public indignation (excrement)

Compared with metaphor, it arouses people's dissatisfaction/

Installing an electric fan in the pit ... ~ Putting roses in the pit

No fragrance

A dung maggot in the pit-living in death (excrement)

Living in the pit. An impostor-a lute without strings

where to play (talk about)

a duckweed without roots-helpless

a toothless wife gnawing at a bone-licking

a coal ball and putting it in lime-black and white

coal ash mixed with lime-black and white

eyebrows. )

the bricks under the threshold are kicked in and out one by one

(figuratively, whoever doesn't want them is pushed around. )

Look at the sky under the door-narrow eyes

shit on the threshold-smelly inside and outside

The seal on the door-Don't pull the broom behind the door-Pick out the dirty things

Weigh in the corner of the door-Dead (real) mind

Wipe the dead behind the door-Lift your heart. )

Farting under the quilt-swallowing alone

(figuratively speaking, possessing alone)

Meng Jiangnv took Liu Haier-crying and laughing

(figuratively speaking, there are happy and sad)

Meng Huo surrendered-taking orally

Meng Jiangnv found a husband-not far away < )

flying in a dream-thinking about it is not low

(metaphorically, the idea is divorced from reality and cannot be realized. )

Picking up money in the dream-being happy blindly

Having a daughter-in-law in the dream-thinking beautifully

Getting married in the dream-not being a good thing

What I said in the dream-I don't know if it's true or not

I talked about the groom in the dream-having an empty

Maitreya-laughing at the sunshine every day

. Confused

selling salt in the rice shop-minding idle (salty) things

washing your face in the rice soup basin-confused head

the rice pot has just started to smoke firewood-not cooperating at the critical moment

washing your hair in the rice soup-confused mice in the top

rice warehouse-not worrying about eating

sealed cans-seamless drilling. )

the dough is boiled with sesame seeds-stand a little

with sticky hands-touch everything

Boil the peach in the noodle soup-* * * Boil the ball in the noodle soup

Say that you * * * are still full

Boil the light bulb in the noodle soup-say that you * * * have one more. )

The flagpole of Temple Gate Day-a bachelor

The stone lion in front of the temple-a pair

(figuratively speaking, two people are close)

The five hundred arhats in the temple-each has its own certain position

Cross the river by feeling the stones-be steady

(figuratively speaking, be careful, Safe and reliable)

The magician conjures tricks out of nothing.

The donkey in the mill ... turns around

The donkey on the mill turns around

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a clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself!

twenty-five little mice-scratching their hearts with their paws!

small grapes mixed with tofu-one green (clear) and two white!

ants on hot bricks-running around!

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a clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself!

the cat cries the mouse-crocodile tears!

Mrs Wang sells melons-selling herself and boasting!

dogs look down on people-look down on people!

-----------. What a funny fight!

as for whether you want to have a ghost or compare it, you have to pick it yourself!

Humor 1:

Do you know how many different names men have? In fact, I don't even know, because there are so many that I can't count them. Here are a few examples:

The most correct way is to call men

Social addresses are all called Mr.

Dead wives are called widowers

I like, er, girls are called goldfish

Dirty and obscene people are called salty and wet people. Ma shuailao

a country girl is called a country girl

an international friend is called a ghost girl

a girl is angry and called a girl

a man who doesn't like women is called a gay man

an unmarried man with good conditions is called a diamond bachelor

. There are many words in people's mouths. Here are a few excerpts, but do you use them carelessly? People.

"Mao Li"-refers to silly people.

"Muzui"-similar to "Maoli" in fact, it means that a person is stupid, but Muzui focuses on describing a person's appearance, while "Maoli" focuses on describing a person's interior.

"vermicelli sausage"-"vermicelli sausage" is a word used to describe someone when you are not comfortable with them, which means that words are too embarrassing to get rid of.

"Top your lungs"-at the boundary of swearing, the meaning is not much different from a swearing word, but the tone is lighter.

"waste wood"-describes a person as a waste.

"Lu Ge"-describes people as stupid as Pueraria lobata.

"water fish"-stupid people.

"Meng Sheng Sheng", "De Ju" —— Meng Cha Cha

"Selling leftover cane" and "Radish orange" —— The older girls are still in their thirties, and they are selling leftover cane and Radish orange.

"hide your skin" and "hide your father"-both mean to tell people to shut up and get out of here.

"lonely and cold"-stingy, shrinking bones.

"Pick up the scare"-"Silly scare", silly.

"washboard"-I don't want everyone to know that it describes a lady with poor figure.

"Stupid"-I believe everyone knows that it is impatient to tie it. People are stupid.

"skinny fairy"-describes a skinny person.

"Riding"-describes a strange person.

"call laoye"-from the Beijing opera "kefenye", this word should be heard by everyone, which means "outrageous".

if you teach more, you can count first. It's a waste of time to learn badly.

humor 3:

appreciation of two-part allegorical sayings

chicken food shines grass-I know it well

mountain herbs-I love it

embroidered bags-everyone

shit pit closes the knife-Wen (Wen) Wu, Wu.

loose: "loose", happy to go, willing to go

left: used alone, a word "left" can mean "I'm leaving". "This word is used to express the brevity of Tang Priest's speech.

Meng: This word actually has exactly the same meaning as the word "left".

flash: if you say "flash", it means "escape"; if someone tells you to "flash", it means to drive you away.

Although this is an introduction to triad terms, it is absolutely swearing. Please rest assured. After the national audit, it is IA grade, and you can watch it without your parents.

opening: fighting in a group

splitting friends: chopping people with a knife

skimming: retreating

Greeting you: F*** YOU

Only smoking: one-on-one shooting

Group smoking: collective fighting

Identifying people

Mistaking people

. White powder carrier

big ears: loan sharks

grass: running away

(beautiful 1): messenger, men

erecting beams: middlemen

going out: coming out to mix

25 sons: mole, undercover

uncle. If a son-in-law enjoys his daughter for himself, he is called a "husband"

to release the snake: not by the police, but by the underworld, that is, to put the snake in your bedroom and living room at night,

to spray oil on your house at night, and to lock your door

to kill a friend, which is similar to "splitting a friend"

Porn rack department-pornographic places

big stalls: gambling places

powder stalls: places selling white powder

fish and eggs stalls: it's hard to imagine that they are places selling fish and eggs. The real meaning should be the prostitution place.

Fishing for a living: what industry to do, the main choices are spectator, drug trafficking, manipulation of prostitution, arms and casinos.

Bewitching kids: people who come out to mix

ring head: region

scaffolding: tools, such as guns, knives, etc.

Community: It's the underworld gang

camel land: protection fee

Banma: it's not the zebra in the zoo, but asking for reinforcements.

Tangkou: the "office" of the underworld

Entering China: going to jail

Surfing: scaring people, that is, "big" people

Speaking: negotiation. Pensions

FIT person: person in charge

imperial spirit: police

starting from the bottom: finding out the background

having a background: having a criminal record

laying bricks or stones: beating him

team: killing him

taking soft pills. Underworld's business place

4466: clear

children's words:

1234567, fat woman dances first

ugly ugly, ugly throwing an ear to give shochu

pig head C, playing the role of old man, in fact, it's not worth fighting for

fat, buying old pork to worship god

.

I thought it was a good Fit. It turned out to be a flood.

Mandarin and Cantonese have their own characteristics, but if the poems in Mandarin are spoken in Cantonese, it will have a dramatic effect. Here are a few famous poems by Xu Zhimo for everyone to see, on the left.

I quietly shook hands with the chicken yaap,

I said "Let's go first, hello" with the cloud.

By the river? Spit golden willows,

like a bride sunbathing at dusk;

It reflects the beauty on the water,

It scares me.

(the following paragraphs are repeated)

But I can't sing K,

Say goodbye? The flute is declining;

insects in hot weather shut up for me.

Cambridge is really dumb tonight!

I'm quiet,

it's like I'm quiet;

I patted the pomelo, but

I didn't carry a cloud, which was too heavy to be delayed.

be careful when you marry a wife ~!

The following anecdote about marriage is taken from the forum of Yuelai Inn, and the original author is n

> Western-style ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Europe-Zhou wedding

> Chinese ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Zhuang Xiang's marriage

> Fruit juice ~ ~ ~ ~ Lu Bao wedding

> Helpless ~ ~ ~ ~ He Fu's wedding ceremony

> Emergency ~ ~ ~ ~ Ma Shang marriage

> Sugar? Bean ~ ~ ~ ~ Zhang Hu is married

> Toxic ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Liu Huang's marriage

> Guest wedding ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Gong He

> Grass-roots ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Long Min's marriage (according to the pronunciation of "Long" and "Nong" is different, but the homonym is actually caused by the indistinction of L and N)

> Lunch ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Wu Fan is married

> Drum music is loud ~ ~ Luogu wedding

> By decree ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Lu Feng was married.