How to advertise and decorate a coffin shop?

First of all, the decorations of coffin shops, shroud shops and funeral shops may be solemn, without bright red and green decorations that make people feel festive.

In addition, ancient people also showed great wisdom in the application of couplets, which can reflect what this facade actually manages. First of all, it is definitely inappropriate to use couplets with the meaning of "prosperous business" on the facade of coffin shops. Do you want people to die more? Therefore, people in ancient times euphemistically expressed the business projects of the store with several couplets, and hoped that people would not patronize here often. (Is the mind of the store still ambiguous? )

Couplets are as follows:

"Afraid of business is too good.

I hope customers don't come. "

"People don't have a life span of one thousand days.

I have immortality. "

"Don't ask for a crowded market.

Take care of food and clothes. "