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Blessings for Women’s Day

Blessings for Women’s Day

1. Women are really extraordinary and show their talents in life. It looks soft on the outside, but can hold up half the sky in times of trouble. He is an expert at housework and his work is commendable. Wish you happiness every day on Women’s Day!

2. On March 8th, Women’s Day, *** would like to express our greetings and send you warm blessing text messages. The bright sunshine will shine on you, women hold up half the sky, and everyone in the workplace and at home will do the same. I wish women a happy holiday, happiness and good health.

3. People are like houses, and friends are windows. The more windows the brighter the house. I wish to be your sunny window: bringing you the fragrance of flowers in spring, cool air in autumn, cool breeze in summer, and warm sunshine in winter. Happy Women’s Day!

4. Women’s Day is here today. May you be beautiful, stay young forever, worry less, be in a good mood, have many friends, come together often, be in good spirits, work well, have good luck in wealth, and enjoy happiness. March 8 Come, greetings arrive, your relatives will be happy, it’s infinitely better.

5. Some people have angelic faces and devilish figures; some people have devilish faces and angelic figures. But what you have is as beautiful as an angel and charming as the devil. Happy Women's Day!

6. Women’s Day is in the Year of the Pig. Send a message to send your wishes. I sincerely wish you good sisters. Perfect love is sweeter than honey. Now women are liberated and they can hold half of the sky. Happy holidays and celebrate together. Good things happen this year. Lots of joy.

7. Women’s Day is here, and I wish you perfect layout: May your face be as beautiful and smooth as a white page, your figure as graceful and slender as the simplified Chinese characters of the Song Dynasty, your mood as peaceful and balanced as the paragraph spacing, and your happiness as heaven and earth. Full and plump as feet.

8. Women’s Day is here. I wish all our female compatriots that they will be neither fat nor thin, be as passionate as spring, have a charming and provocative temperament, stay youthful and beautiful forever, and be pursued by everyone when they go out. Live a carefree and happy life forever!

9. The annual Women's Day is coming soon. I wish you: always be "healthy and beautiful", love is "sweet as honey", family is "happy as honey", money is "constant", Work is "promoting step by step". May beauty always be with you.

10. On Women’s Day, you are the coolest, and happiness dances with you; on Women’s Day, you are the most beautiful, with butterflies flying around you; on Women’s Day, you are the richest, and the God of Wealth comes to pave the way for you. March 8th Festival is here, I wish you happiness!

11. A woman is as fragrant as a flower, and a woman is as affectionate as water. A woman is like a tiger and is not tired at work, and a woman is as beautiful as a jade concubine. May you be as beautiful as a fairy on Women's Day, laughing constantly, young, beautiful and charming.

12. You can tell an elegant woman by looking at her back. A struggling woman can be identified by her footsteps. A kind woman can be seen by her smile. You can tell an excellent woman just by looking at her. Happy Women’s Day to all the good women who see this text message!

13. Today is Women’s Day, a day for women. Women should make the best use of the wind. No time to wait at this time, enjoy the treatment of Lafayette, and have someone to wait on you at home. There are people outside to follow, and people pay for shopping.

14. Half the sky can be used at home, so you can wash and cook all the time; half the sky can be done in the land, and you can do both big and small jobs; half the sky can be done at work, and you can do both big and small things. I wish all my female friends a happy holiday, happiness and good health!

15. You dedicated your whole life to me, and you always put away your tears quietly and passed your smile to me, which made me see it in my eyes and hurt in my heart. My love, you are too tired and it’s time to take a rest. Happy Women’s Day!

16. Take a look at the moon-shy flower, and take a look at you who is so sultry. On the occasion of Women’s Day, I wish you great happiness! One smile can captivate a city, another smile can captivate a country, three smiles captivate my heart, even if you don’t smile, I will make you happy!

17. Flowers are more beautiful than your smile; music is sweeter than your voice; diamonds are brighter than my eyes; you are the most beautiful in my heart. Today is Women’s Day, may your joy last forever!

18. I am the last in the family, but my wife is the first. I will do whatever the lady says. I must pay attention if I refuse to obey. I arranged to cook today and my wife dressed up in new clothes. The flowers and branches are spread out to satisfy people's eyes, and they say to themselves that they are beautiful. May you be happy on the March 8th Festival, and have a beautiful gathering of sisters.

19. I wish everyone will love you when you see them, and worship them when you see them. Xishi will be reincarnated immediately when you see her, your concubine will fall head over heels when you see her, your heart will open up when you see a man, and your mouth will open when you see Mona Lisa. Smile, Venus saw you who cut off your arm, happy March 8th!

 

Part 2: Blessings for Women’s Day on March 8th

1. On March 8th, the cows moo, and the industrious husband goes to the market early. I bought a cabbage in the east and some tofu in the west. Thinking that my wife would be satisfied, I took out my mobile phone and hurriedly told: I will cook for lunch today and try my tofu pot (husband’s treasure)!

2. Women hold up half the sky. She is the one who watches over the children doing their homework. She is the one who looks forward to her husband coming home. She is the one who does the housework. Women’s Day is here, and I wish everyone to give love. Happy holidays to all the beloved ladies!

3. I wish all ladies: May their measurements become devilish, their incomes become white-collar, their housework become hands-off, their happiness become daily, their love last forever, their mood become petty bourgeoisie, their shopping become crazy, their lovers become large-scale, and their husbands become slaves. Happy Women's Day!

4. Wishes for Women’s Day: First, I wish you may be majestic in the workplace, but bow down to your wife; Second, I wish you can be smart in social interactions, but obey your wife’s words; Third, I wish you may have wealth from all directions in the Year of the Tiger, but you must bow to your wife. male!

5. Maybe my shoulders are not broad enough, but they are enough to protect you from the wind and rain; maybe my arms are not strong enough, but they can still hold up a blue sky for you; maybe my memory is not good enough, but I remember I cherish every day related to you. Happy Women’s Day, my dear!

6. Similar experiences make us know each other, but different blessings are given to you who are different. On this special day, I wish us strong women at work that the gentleness in life can be Happy Women's Day, people!

7. A woman is like wine, and you are as mellow as a daughter's red; a woman is like poetry, and you are as elegant as a quatrain and as intriguing as a quatrain; a woman is like a flower, and you are as pure and flawless as a green lotus. Happy Women's Day!

8. Queen Mother, I would like to send you my regards. On the occasion of Women's Day, on behalf of the whole palace and the whole world, I sincerely wish you good health and everlasting youth, forever more beautiful than the sunken fish and the wild goose, and the moon is shy of the flowers.

9. Eighth Festival, if the beauty doesn’t take a break, who should take a break? I refuse all housework; I don’t go to work, but I don’t lack money. Play it vigorously and have fun for real. I wish you celebrate Women's Day every day!

10. Smile at night and have a good sleep; smile in the morning and your life will be full of emotions throughout the day; smile after work and your heart will beat with the music; smile when you receive a text message and forget all your worries. ; Happy Women’s Day to you!

11. Water has a source, trees have roots, and my love for my wife is also profound; I love you truly and deeply, and there is a reason for sending you a text message. ; I wish you a happy Women's Day!

12. The status of women is rising day by day, and women’s rights are changing with each passing day. Today is International Women’s Day. I hope all the women in your family are March 8th red flag bearers and heroines. Happy Women’s Day to your family!

13. If you love the wrong person, every day is April Fool’s Day; if you love the right person, every day is Valentine’s Day; if you do things according to your heart, every day is New Year; if you are forced to do things, every day is Ghost Day; female compatriots please Note, if men and women were equal, there would be no Women’s Day!

14. He is as energetic as a son at work and takes care of the housework with one hand. He is well-organized and resourceful, and is praised by good wives and mothers. Beautiful and kind, she shows off her beauty with a little dressing up. She is as beautiful as a flower, and her husband likes her for being young and beautiful. Happy March 8th!

15. When I am hungry, I think of the delicious food you made. When I am sleepy, I think of your words of encouragement. When I am happy, I think of your encouragement to avoid arrogance and impatience. Women’s Day is here, and what I think of is for you. Your deepest blessings: Mom, I love you, happy Women’s Day.

16. Your bright smile brings warmth to March; your sweet smile brings vitality to March; your happy mood brings vitality to March. May you have a happy Women’s Day and may March be wonderful because of you!

17. People praise you for your natural beauty, gentleness, virtuousness and good conduct. Be filial to your parents and help your husband protect the home. Educate your children to set an example and shoulder the hard work.

I send you my best wishes on Women’s Day, may you be healthy forever!

18. Pick a wisp of flower fragrance to give you fragrance, draw a stream to give you coolness, paint a touch of sunset to warm your heart, cut a piece of moonlight to let you wander, write a text message to send sincere blessings, I wish you March 8 Happy holiday! Happy holidays!

19. Your face is beautiful, your nature is kind, your mind is smart, your character is gentle, your character is sincere, and your reputation is perfect. I wish the most perfect you a happy Women’s Day and stay young forever!

 

Part 3 Happy Women’s Day greetings

1. Throw away the apron and throw away the rag. Today you make the decision and the whole family is at your disposal. ;Swipe your credit card and be busy shopping. On Women’s Day, I wish you the happiest, most satisfactory, most beautiful!

2. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice when we met, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you. It takes a hundred years to cultivate to find true love, and a thousand years to perfect you and me. Are you willing to have everything ready? Happy International Women's Day!

3. Women’s Day, this text message expresses my sincere greetings: Female compatriots who have been working hard in the kitchen, caring for children, and working at work, you have worked hard, and I wish you a happy Women’s Day. !

4. Firecrackers in the kitchen, crackling and frying, a healthy life as sweet as honey, gentle care and laughter, a strong woman at work, perseverance and open-mindedness, a happy life for a long time. I wish you a happy Women’s Day, good luck and good health everywhere.

5. Receiving a greeting is happiness, and sending a blessing is also happiness, one after another, adding up to many. Women’s Day is approaching, so why not send one more, this one is just for you: Happy Women’s Day!

6. Have a happy holiday, forget about housework, relax and enjoy romance, receive flowers with a bright smile, look around when shopping, don’t be busy and take some time to relax, be in a beautiful mood every day. Happy International Women's Day!

7. Today is Women’s Day, and I would like to send you a text message to show my care: You don’t have to get up early to do the work, you don’t have to be busy and tired, you can choose TV entertainment, relax your body and feel more at ease, be in good spirits and feel good, I wish you You are so at ease. Happy!

8. I decided to travel back to ancient times, ride the fastest horse, drink the strongest wine, hold the sharpest weapons, kill the most evil people in the world, and love the truest you. . Just to prove that the fate between you and me is destined in the previous life! Happy Women's Day!

9. On Women’s Day, let me tell you a little secret: Bagua can resist stress and enhance psychological endurance; singing can build muscles, which is equivalent to strong exercise; being lazy can reduce stress, and taking a nap at noon can help you live longer. May you test it with practice and express it with happiness!

10. Your appearance makes the world beautiful, your efforts make work smooth, your love makes families warm, and your dedication makes life wonderful. To pay tribute to great women, the beautiful woman reading the text message: Happy Women’s Day!

11. Dahua 38: Devilish figure, high-end income, outsourced housework, long-lasting relationship, petty bourgeois sentiment, crazy consumption, and slave-like husband. Happy Women's Day!

12. March 8th is approaching. On behalf of all my male compatriots, I would like to express my gratitude to the beauties who have been fighting on the front line of eating, drinking and having fun in fitting rooms, brand stores, department stores, coffee shops, dance halls, scenic spots, etc. Everyone, I would like to extend my holiday congratulations!

13. You know, I know, you are very important in my heart; you know, I know, today I have to celebrate Women’s Day; you are happy, I am happy, and happiness continues like a long river! May you beauties a happy holiday and good luck!

14. The latest husband system is promulgated on Women’s Day: Don’t make your wife jealous, give in before quarreling, allow your wife to enjoy shopping, your husband will take care of all the housework, and he will consciously perform without complaining. Implement it today and repeat until next Women’s Day!

15. Although women have the same flowers, they are both beautiful as wives and concubines. People praise him for his active work, and he can do well both inside and outside. When I get home, my husband doesn't look at me and picks out three or four things that my clothes are dirty. Today is the March 8th Festival, and women have a holiday on the stage. Dressed in gold and silver, her husband looks on with joy and admiration.

16. You are a careful scout, and you monitor the health of the whole family! You are a beautiful artist, and you are the one who determines the happiness of the whole family! You are a meticulous communicator, and you deliver the happiness of the whole family! Women's Day, thank you for your hard work!

17. After work, run and play boxing; when you are free, look at the moon and play with strings; take a nap at noon and have a happy dinner at night; live a chic life with a smile; March 8 women Festival, I wish all women to pamper themselves and be in the most beautiful mood!

18. As Women’s Day approaches, I would like to express my gratitude to the wife who spends a lot of time in the fitting room, watches Korean dramas, doesn’t cook, often surfs the Internet, loves to chat, is full of charm, has endless dreams, and controls her husband’s wallet. Sending holiday greetings.

19. I will give you flowers on March 8th: the waist flower will help you make money smoothly, the dog tail flower will make you beautiful and transform into an ugly duckling, popcorn will let you embrace love and be as beautiful as a flower, radish Flowers make you happy, happy and healthy. Happy Women’s Day!

20. It is said that women are tigers, and they are praised for their outstanding achievements. Do your work proactively and conscientiously, and do it resolutely without delay. If a person is quick to talk but does not defend himself, his neighbors will come to help him. Stand up for injustice and live a harmonious family life. May you be a happy, bold, careful and strong woman!