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1. When I get angry, I want to eat. When I eat, I gain weight. When I gain weight, I get angry.

2. The highest state of boredom is turning on the computer, pressing the phone, watching TV, and thinking about homework.

3. If life deceives you today, don’t be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow. In the dead of night, I thought of that sentence: All minds are enlarged by grievances.

4. I am not as perfect or strong as you think, money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

5. Asking someone to pay back money is like having a secret love. You will always feel embarrassed to say it. When you pluck up the courage to say it, it becomes like a confession, and maybe you don’t even have to be friends!

6. Some people say: "If a man has money, there will be Pan Jinlian everywhere; if a woman chats on WeChat, there will be Ximen Qing at any time"! This sentence still makes sense in today's society

7. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

8. I want to be a man like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating deliciously. This is called connotation.

9. A man went on vacation and was worried that his home would be stolen, so he put 200 yuan on the table in the living room and left a note for the thief: Don’t bother, I can’t find any money in our house. I can't even find it. I'll give you this 200 yuan as pocket money. The person living next door was the director of a certain bureau. He was rich and didn't dare to report the crime. When he returned from vacation, he found that the money on the table had become 20,000! On the back of the note he left for the thief, he wrote: "Please accept the information fee for you."

10. Time is like a butcher's knife. This is true for handsome people. For those who are ugly, time has nothing to do with them.

11. Whether I pay attention to image depends on our relationship.

12. When you get up in the morning, you toss a coin, go online if it comes up heads, go to bed if it comes up tails, and go to class as soon as you get up. Later, after thinking about it, forget it, it’s too risky.

13. As a foodie, I work hard. Don’t ask me why, I just want no one to turn the table when I pick up food.

14. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. When I see you, I feel more confused than visiting a grave.

15. Men like women’s pretty faces, and women like men’s sweet words, so women learn to put on makeup and men learn to lie.

16. I went from having nothing to having assets of over 100 million, from living in poverty to having luxury cars and villas. I didn’t rely on anyone else to do this, but all on my own, bit by bit, I figured it out.

17. A crab bumped into a loach while walking. The loach cursed: "Are you blind?" The crab said: "No, I am a crab."

18 .From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that doesn’t want to study.

19. After breaking up, maybe you will meet a girl who is prettier than me, has a better figure than me, and is gentler and more virtuous than me. But can she be blinder than me?

20. There is always a group of invisible friends, lying like dead people in your friend list, and occasionally changing their epitaphs.

21. Be a mature person, tuck your autumn clothes into your autumn trousers, and tuck your autumn trousers into your socks!