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But Brother Yun suggested that Wu Dalang was a duck, so Wu Dalang quit. Why?
Among them, "if the duck is only a male, although there are no eggs, it will take two or three days to give birth to a son." To put it bluntly, if there is only one male duck in the flock, no matter how they mate, they will not lay eggs. Only two or three drakes can give birth to ducklings. In particular, "duck" has become a taboo. Wu Dalang came back and said, "I'm a bird monkey. You scold me well! My wife does not steal men. How can I be a duck? "
Wu Dalang can't stand every child making fun of himself. Driven by a man's strong self-esteem, his first thought was: I want to catch the rape alone! ! !
2, a listen to Wu Dalang to catch rape, Ximen Qing's first reaction is to drill ass. After all, it is stealing other people's wives and having a guilty conscience.
Wu Dalang bravely caught him. Sadly, he can't even open the door held by his wife Pan Jinlian. You said that's it. What kind of traitor can you catch?
Wu Dalang's death once again reminds us not to show our cards until the last moment. Otherwise, it is suicide.
5. "Sister-in-law asks different questions", from Book of Rites Quli. What does this mean? It is to talk as little as possible between sister-in-law and brother-in-law, in order to avoid suspicion.
6. "If you want to live happily, you must work hard", which is the inspirational slogan of the college entrance examination.
7. Wang Po is a capable person. He is not only eloquent, but also an expert in drugging people. The key is to be cautious and point out that to solve this matter satisfactorily, Uncle He Jiu, the head of the local delegation, needs to come forward to settle it. what can I say? Wang Po is timid.
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