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Does the "noble dormitory" of Xiamen University really exist?

As a freshman of Xiamen University! I'm telling you! Yes! This is real!

If nothing else, let's talk about this hardware condition first:

Summer in Xiamen is really hot and chic … the shadow left by military training in mid-September still lingers … it's really hard under the scorching sun … but it's different to go back to the dormitory! Air conditioning, turn it on! The dormitory for four people is no longer sultry. After cooling down, I can't stop nodding at my dormitory: the environment is really good.

All four people are equipped to go to bed and get off the table. It is especially noted that going to bed is not climbing a ladder, but taking steps, which is very convenient. In addition, there is a private safe for students to store valuables in the closet.

Because I personally live in Lingyun Dormitory, we happen to have no independent bathroom in this building, but for the four gentlemen, it's quite a proud thing that they don't have to clean the bathroom and toilet by themselves. However, students who especially want to have independent bathroom can also choose Furong Dormitory Group. Independent bathroom has its own convenience.

No matter what kind of dormitory, hot water is always available! Take a refreshing hot bath, go back to the cool dormitory, go to bed and pour _ (:з) ∠) _, which is really a great blessing in life ~ Let me tell you another thing, Xiamen University dormitory has no water fee, but be careful not to waste water resources! !

the appearance is even worse ... burgundy bricks, and the whole building presents the architectural style of Jiageng style, which are all high-value buildings! The most important thing to say is! We are a sea view room! ! ! Looking at the window, it is the waves sweeping, the waves rolling, the waves shining, and the ... beauty! ! ! ! I enjoyed the sea view room in my last university, which was too aristocratic ...

Noble dormitories naturally belong to nobles ~ We are "nobles" ourselves, and living here is nobility! Tell me about my roommate. Telling the truth is a must-have elite man in high-tech home. Laptop computer, external display screen, European shade, ins wind desk paper, cushioned comfortable armchair, fresh mushroom lamp, a neat storage cabinet, SLR camera vacuum box balabala and a bunch of unknown high-tech products constitute the most luxurious position in our dormitory! This is the real noble dormitory ... Xiamen University students are too tough ... expensive and expensive, super noble dormitory!