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1. I like to spend the night with you, because with the night, I am no longer lonely.

2. I would rather be the passerby in your play than your second male lead.

3. How should I forget everything in the past? Just let them never come back.

4. I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever.

5. When someone calls you uncle or aunty, it fucking proves that you are outdated.

6. Male R3n, if you love your girl R3n., you should believe her.

7. We cried before we were separated, but now we use smile to let go.'

8. Words are spoken by people, farts are also produced by people, they are all just words.

9. My sister has quit smoking because she smokes out of loneliness.

10. ◇◆ This is my most serious love ⒈,

11. Is what you said true// I believe it. .KsiJ.

12. I love you so much

13. Same big city, different scenery. Stop and look around and think about how long it has been since you traveled?

14. Life is always like this. What you thought you lost may be on your way; what you thought you had may be on your way. on the way.

Classic

1. I saw a car on the road, with six words posted on the back: If you are in a hurry, fly over.

2. I am not a casual person! But if you act casually, you are not a human being!

3. Freedom is not to rely on others for charity, but to be pursued by oneself.

4. If they are all water, why bother pretending to be drunk? If they are all perverts, why bother pretending to be sheep!

5. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly!

6. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

7. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

8. Your shameless look has the charm of my youth.

9. It is better for two people to be together every day than to be apart. Distance creates beauty.

10. It is not difficult to do something. The difficult thing is to persist; it is not difficult to persist. , the hard thing is to stick to the end.

11. It takes more emotion to hate someone than to love someone.

12. Everyone creates quality and everyone enjoys quality.

13. Only love but not hate, only laugh but never cry.

14. Love is tired, love is beautiful, the failure of love brings pain, and the success of love brings joy.

15. You don’t need any reason to love someone, but there are many reasons to hate someone.

16. The past is history, don’t talk about it anymore.

17. Love can conquer everything, and love can also change everything.

18. Because I miss someone and feel lonely, I miss someone when I am lonely.

19. Men are water and women are fish.

20. Fall in love in winter, bloom in spring, bear fruit in summer, and mature in autumn.?

Sadness

1. The fleeting years are lost in the flowing and wandering light. tassel.

2. Don’t turn over a page of the past if you can. The dust will fall off your eyes.

3. You will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don’t forget that I loved you so deeply

4. Don’t underestimate a girl who shares the same joys and sorrows with you Determination, as long as you exchange it with sincerity.

5. It hurts a little and I can’t express it. I can only endure it. Until I can slowly forget it.

6. The only liar in the world is sincere, because he sincerely lies to you.

7. I would rather that we never get along with each other, I would rather that we would never forget each other in the world.

8. But you stung my most sensitive and delicate nerve.

9. I am not afraid of others loving you, because I believe I can defeat them with my love.

10. The flowers covered by time bloom, and everything passes by and becomes blank.

11. How can I not miss you on the island and on the shore?

12. The upgraded version of a friend is a lover, and the advanced version of a lover is a stranger

13 , Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets.

14. Give yourself a slap in the face to wake up your cowardice and incompetence. You can’t do anything and become a waste.

15. There are so many hours in a day, can you spare a second to think about me? one time.

16. Now I realize that it’s not you who can’t let go. But I can't let go of my previous relationship.

17. After leaving you, I discovered that the things I once cared about so much are actually not that important.

18. My heart is blocked and the sudden flood of tears turns out to be my own fault.

19. Every time after being scolded, I only remember how to retaliate when I am lying in bed at night.

20. It’s not like I said I love you, you love me. If we are together, we will have a perfect ending.

21. There is always a person who always lives in the bottom of my heart, but disappears from life.

22. If two people are destined to be together, they will eventually find a way to find each other.

23. People who said they loved me in the past, have you ever been with me when I feel sad now?

24. I am on the other side of the river, watching for my return, but there is no hope of return.

25. Don’t come back after you leave. I’m not a rag collector, and I don’t like picking up things that others don’t want.

26. I will set foot on the train following your footsteps to find my long-lost lover.

27. The so-called vacation means: being scolded at home, having no money to go out and having a free day

28. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don’t understand you. Know yourself.

Couple

1. Let’s make a promise together till the end of time⌒

2. Let’s tell a love song that lasts forever⌒

3. When the weather gets cold, I wrap myself in clothes.

4. When my heart gets cold, I comfort myself with strength.

5. Who am I who have been loved by you so much that you have forgotten me?

6. I feel sorry for you and miss you, but what am I?

7. I only have one heart, and it hurts when you look at it.

8. I am just a person, you look at love.

9. I can’t be without you, I need your shoulders to make me cry*

10. I can’t be without you, I need your smile to make me happy*

11. SpongeBob SquarePants without Patrick will lose his innocence and madness

12. Patrick without SpongeBob SquarePants will lose his maturity and sentimentality

13. Woman, why are you so heartless?

14. Man, why are you so heartless

15. The boldest thing I have ever done in my life The one I loved back then

16. The lie I regret telling the most in my life is the one I hate now

17. I am waiting for a hug to calm all my uneasiness

18. I’m waiting for a smile to embrace all my hesitations

19. No matter how strange a corner is, it’s home with you

20. No matter how noisy a city is You are an empty city

21. It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s that I’m not worthy of you.

22. It’s not that I don’t love you, it’s that I don’t have the qualifications.

23. The fatal temptation makes me regret so much.

24. Fatal attraction makes me helpless and heartbroken.

25. I am responsible for the happiness you gave me and the love I gave you.

26. I am responsible for enjoying the happiness you give me.

27. There is no room for anyone else in my heart except you in the whole world.

28. I can’t see anyone else in the whole world except you.

29. Time tells me that I am not alone

30. Time tells me that I only love you

31. Having you in my life is the most ordinary thing of miracles.

32. Having you in life is the most beautiful melody.

33. I will always be there, even if loneliness opens into the sea°

34. I will always love, even if the scenery is dust°

35. There is only one heart In my heart, there is only you.

36. There is a sweet memory about you.

37. From now on, no longer be tempted, no need to be sincere,

38. From now on, in the colorful world, no longer take it seriously,

Funny

1. No matter how good others are, it has nothing to do with me; no matter how bad I am, it has nothing to do with others.

2. What makes me feel proud and proud is that so far, the earth is still stepped on by my feet

3. If your heart is divided into two, I think, two The new world must be very tiring.

4. Life is like angry birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing!

5. I would rather turn around and hit the wall than cry in front of you

6. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky: one on the first day of the lunar month, the other on the first day of the lunar month. Only fifteen.

7. Just forget about scolding you, you have to wait until I hit you to realize that I am both civil and military.

8. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? ?Because I don’t understand my secrets during the day

9. A typical sign of being single is that the one-month data package has long been gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

10. When someone says happiness, the first thing I think of is you.

11. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online. .

12. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at the cloudiness in your eyes.

13. It is said that if a boy likes you, he will never call you by your name.

14. Exam results are announced: if you do well in the exam, you will laugh; if you do not do well in the exam, you will cry or laugh.

15. The best love is when you can be yourself happily and still be loved.

16. If I could, I would rather not have known you before, at least I wouldn’t be as heartbroken as I am now

17. There are no couples that cannot be broken up, only mistresses who don’t work hard.

18. I look at the time in the morning not to see what time it is, but to see how long I can sleep.

19. Unknowingly, tears betrayed everything in my heart

20. Finally, I found that you are more and more important to me. You don’t need it more and more.

21. If there is sand in your eyes, if you keep blinking, will they turn into pearls?

22. All I want is one Someone who can accompany me to the end of my life

23. Even if you already have a wife, I will move you to my side.

24. Examination: The difference between open book and closed book is that one copies at the top and the other copies at the bottom.

25. There is such a person living in everyone’s heart, whom they love from afar.

26. Life is so short, why should you let unimportant people affect your important mood?

27. I have three things: no heart, no lungs, no courage.

28. I used to love you without leaving any room, but now you hurt me so completely.

29. A word of sorry makes our love lose to time and distance.

30. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, OMG! It's all dark...

31. Don't force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control

32. Not every time I wake up, it is a dream, such as an exam.

33. Only when it hits my dream will my heart be truly touched.

34. Looking back suddenly, there was no one to chat with.

35. The highest state of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the phone, watching TV...

36. There are always a few days when a woman is very strong and strong. Even if it's bleeding----

37. The most unconcealable thing in the world is the look in a person's eyes that doesn't love you

38. Only by holding your hand will you know your child is ugly. , bursting into tears, I will leave if you don’t!

39. If you believe it, you just believe it. If you don’t believe it, you don’t believe it. You still have WeChat.

40. Life is like fighting against landlords. We were in the same group at first but became enemies in the blink of an eye.