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Satire has a long history in China, an ancient land. Just like pepper, there are countless masters who have written satire since ancient times. {

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China's earliest satirical poems may be some chapters in The Book of Songs Mouse: "Rats have skins, but people are rude. If a person doesn't face his face, he might as well die. Rats have skin and teeth, but humans have no end. A man without virtue must not die, etc. Rats have skin and body, but people are rude. If people are rude, Hu will not die? " Anonymous: "Wu Wang's swordsmanship is brilliant, and the people are scarred. The king of Chu had a thin waist and starved to death in his palace. " It has become an idiom and proverb, and it has spread to this day, showing its strong vitality and wide spread. NuyCw

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Cao Wei Zhiwei's seven-step poem: "Boiled beans make soup, fermented beans make juice. Honey burns under the pot, and beans cry in the pot. This is the same root, why rush to fry! " Using beans and glutinous rice skillfully, the "affection" of the emperor's brother is vividly described. nine

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Zuo Si's "Ode to History": "Depressed valley bottom is loose, leaving the original seedlings. With an inch diameter and a stem, you can cover the hundred feet. The world is tall and handsome. Because of the terrain, the origin is not once. Borrowed his old job, Seven Ye Han Minks. Feng Gong is not arrogant, and the white head does not move. " Noble bureaucrats and aristocratic families, each according to Tianjin. It is quite meaningful that people who are born in poverty and talented are relegated to the next position without hope of promotion. y

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Li Bai, a poet saint in the Tang Dynasty, is also a master of satirical poems, and he is outstanding. "Mocking Ru Ru": "Chaucer talks about the Five Classics with white hair. Asking about economic policy is like smoking. To travel long distances on foot, put on a square mountain towel first. Walk slowly on the straight road, the dust is before you go. Qin Jiacheng is the prime minister and doesn't pay much attention to clothes. You are not an uncle, Sun Tong. We are very close to each other. We didn't reach current events, so we went back to the seaside in Wen Ming. " Dead reading, dead reading, vivid, vividly on paper. K8

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Du Fu's quatrains: "Although the soldiers and horses in front of the temple are heroic, they are also like Qiang souls. It is said that most of the loyalists on the banks of the Hanshui River are women. " The poem is concise, ironic and spicy. p6mh4

Bai Juyi's satirical poem "Red Carpet": "Red Carpet, choose cocoon silk for shallow water boiling, choose red and blue dyeing; Dyed red thread and red smallpox, woven with incense and carpet. The incense hall is more than ten feet wide and the red line is woven into a temple shop. Colored thread is soft and fragrant, but soft thread is empty and useless. When a beautiful woman steps on a song and dance, her stockings and embroidered shoes will not follow. The carpet in Taiyuan is hard and hard, and the mattress in Shudu is thin, brocade and cold. It's not so warm and soft. I come to Xuanzhou every October, and Xuanzhou satrap adds samples to weave, claiming that I can do my best. The centurion entered the palace with the same burden. The thread was thick and the silk was not allowed to roll. Do you know the satrap of Xuanzhou? A foot of carpet, 1200 silk. I wonder if cold people want to be warmer, wear less clothes and make lichens! "On the one hand, I don't know if cold people want to be warm. On the other hand, I make lichens out of people's clothes. The irony is self-evident. ）|MYP2

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In Song Dynasty, Su Shi was humorous and loved to laugh, and his satirical poems also had many meanings. "washing children" said: "everyone has raised wisdom, but I have been delayed by wisdom all my life." I just hope the child is stupid, no disaster, no difficulty.

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Yuanqu plays a leading role in the history of China literature, and the satirical poems created with Yuanqu also have a unique flavor. Sui Chenjing's Whistle, the Great-grandfather Returns: "When the great people get off the bus, everyone salutes. The big fellow was stunned. He had nothing to lose. The old man in the country stretched out his feet and bowed down, and the great man moved around in his hand. Monk force looked up and looked at it. I almost burst my chest after a long time! You must be surnamed Liu, and your wife must be surnamed Lu. Count your two families from the beginning. You make a pavilion and drink a few glasses of wine, and your father-in-law teaches the villagers to read some books. I used to live in the east of the village. I used to feed cattle, mow grass and pull hoes with me. Mulberry was picked in spring, millet was borrowed in winter and rice and wheat were lost. Change the title deed and strongly call it Ma San; Pay off the sake debt and steal some beans. What's wrong with it? The book calendar is clearly marked, and now there are documents. Less money, less internal rotation; The millet owed to me is allowed to be deducted from the tax grain privately. Only three or six, who will stop you? Why did Bai change his surname and name? He is called Emperor Gaozu. " Emperor gaozu's face, don't have some fun. q

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Xu Dachun, a poet in the Qing Dynasty, satirized the literati in "Talk about Shi Wen", with a witty remark: "Literati are the most untidy and rotten in contemporary literature, rotten like mud. The country was originally looking for talents, but it turned into a scam. Three people accepted the question, two sentences broke the question, wagged their tails and shook their heads, and the sidewalk was the holy gate. Do you know what three links and four histories are? Which emperor is Tang Zong? Put a high head on the desk and talk about chapters, and buy new sharp tools in the store. Reading side by side, quarreling with each other. What's the taste of chewing bagasse? If he fails to live up to time and stays in a coma all his life, it is also the misfortune of the people to let him deceive senior officials. " x】

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China's modern satirical poems are famous for their excellent works. ，U

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Lu Xun's satirical poems are as sharp and spicy as his essays. "Good Story": "There are all-day meetings in the south and sudden smoke in the north. Northerners are fleeing, and southerners are shouting and petitioning for electricity. If you scold me, I will scold you, too, and make yourself as sweet as honey. Wen's smile was fake, but Wu's smile went to Qin Gui to rape him. We lost our land in mutual abuse, donated copper coins in mutual abuse, and donated money when we lost our land. Shouting and cursing became silent. Wen toothache, Wu went to the hot spring. Later, I learned that no one was Yue Fei or Qin Gui. I declare that I misunderstood the past. Everyone is a good thing, and finally get together and smoke cigars. " zinc (Zn)

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There are many excellent satirical poems in Shui Yuan's "Ma Fantuo Songshan" and "The Master Wants to Quit": "My dear civil servant, the name you gave my master made me feel very scared, and I thought you were joking! Obviously you are a high-ranking adult, obviously I am a low-ranking person. You give the order and I'll fight for it. Say you are a public servant and I am the master? I live in the stable, you live in the hall, I eat bones and you eat hooves. This is not good, my Lord. Take it out on me and get black and blue! It's really wrong for adults to call themselves public servants, which makes my master more presumptuous. Your name should be changed. I don't want to do this anymore. I want to resign. what do you think? The title of the host is presented intact. I'd rather be a real donkey. The donkey in zoology is great! Of course, I'll give you a ride; I deserve to be kicked. I'll call you, donkey! My dear adult! Please ride! Please don't put on airs! Slogan, slogan, please save, democracy, democracy, why did you sing it again! " s； HXsk

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Ai Qing, a famous poet, vividly described the scene in the satirical poem "If": "If the dead can be resurrected, your closed eyes will suddenly open and you will be shocked to re-examine the changes around you. When he was alive, you often scolded him, and you wanted to kill him. When he died, he became friendly before he died. 【A8【

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Zheng Liu is a famous satirical poet. The conversation between Chunfeng and Swallow is unique: "One corner of the office building is shaded by the shade, and a Shuang Yanzi person is sitting on the tip of a willow tree and chatting. They talked enthusiastically about building new nests, incubating eggs and brooding in warm weather. Why should our new nest be built on the beam? It is more convenient to build it on the director's desk. There is no need to worry about falling from the air, and the floor uses a smooth glass desktop. Nesting on the director's desk? You'd better swing on the cat's tail! There is no need to make a fuss. My plan has been carefully observed and calculated:' Even if we find the nest on the first day, it will not be easy to drive us away. Corey has to write a lengthy report first, which is just the beginning of a long journey. There are 15 directors in this bureau, and all directors must pass them on. It is not an exaggeration to spend half a month in everyone's hands. Ten and a half months is 150 days. Ten directors haven't finished reading it. Ten directors have ten different opinions. Some people agree that it is urgent, while others object that it is to check the documents. Some people neither support nor oppose it, even though the circle under their names is round. So this report was returned to Corey, and the explanation was unclear, so we had to keep it for the time being. Newspapers are full of urgent matters, and this report is just the tip of the iceberg. It's the turn to study the problem of clearing the nest again. The earth moves around the sun. We can build a nest confidently and boldly, although we whisper under the director's eyes. Maybe we can fly here again with our children and daughter, and the old house on the table can be used for a year. "Let's guess the reaction to this swallow. Shaking your head, frowning and arguing are all taken for granted. I hope I won't be buried in the file as usual. I have a neat circle on my body. “{ZLhB

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Anonymous "new edition of humble room inscription": "the position is not high, but honesty is the name; Power is not great, but it is spiritual to the public. Sri Lanka is a public servant serving the people. Footsteps are at the grassroots level, and people's feelings are deep in the brain; Talking and laughing with the people, we are selfless. You can know the situation and examine the truth. No false ears, no biased love. Lankao Jiao won the admiration of the people of Yulu. People say that "public servant spirit" is both irony and persuasion, which is rare.