Lei Ren couplet: the most Lei Ren couplet in the 21st century.

Toilet couplets: 1. Up: Come In, down: Come Out. Horizontal approval: I/O2. Up: Ten brothers, carrying guns out of the city, down: Sweep for a while, retreat and return to camp! 3, on: sit for a while, you will relax your mind; Next: If you are at leisure for a while, you will become an immortal. Horizontal batch: this is Taoyuan 4. Up: step on the stool table, untie your belt with both hands, and down: thunder first and then rain, and a yellow dragon plate goes to the end. 5, the first: it is most suitable to sing in a low voice, and the second: it is not suitable for indiscriminate bombing. Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene. 6. Up: men and women are different from each other. They must look at the direction clearly when they come here for convenience. Down: it is easy to enter both sizes. Please pay attention to hygiene. 7. The first part: sit quietly and find poems, and the second part: relax and listen to the clear spring. Horizontal criticism: quiet world 8. First, you have to humble yourself when you let him enter this door. Second, you should only kneel down and bow down when you enter this office. 9. Up: Open the door to convenience, down: Solve the worries of the post-stocks, and cross-approve: The land of many shits. Up: Don't learn to shoot with a machine gun when urinating in the pool, down: Don't be a goddess when defecating in into the pit. 11, on: there is urine, it is appropriate; Bottom: get a big solution, take off, and cross-batch: do your best. 12. Top: male left bottom: female right cross-batch: middle charge. 13. Top: smooth up and down, bottom: elegant collection. Horizontal batch: metabolism 14, upper: a hundred steps before coming, lower: a loose body after coming out. Horizontal Approval: Pleasant Body and Mind 15. Part One: Heroes and Heroes from all over the world come here to bow their heads, and Part Two: Heroic women from all over the world come to take off your coat to untie their skirts. Horizontal criticism: heaven and earth are upright. 16. Up: stepping on both sides of the Yellow River with confidential documents in hand, down: machine gun fire in front and gunfire in the back. Horizontal batch: cool! Toilet slogan 1. A small step forward is a big step for civilization. 2, please "after convenience" must: brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush 4, come in a hurry, rush when you go! 5, pay attention to the spray. 6, close to civilization, close to convenience. 7, don't laugh at people short, don't show off your strengths.