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Please ask Qin Wenjun for the full text of The Full Biography of Young Yamei.
I recently made a sad discovery: in our family, my father is mortal, and so is my mother. I, of course, am a more.
Generally speaking, only my twin brother Gary is slightly different. ...
-from Jamie's diary
According to Jame, a junior girl, a man should smoke and even have a wooden pipe, especially as a writer.
Dear dad, it's almost impolite not to smoke. Her brother Gary listened to her and said, "You said it today.
A hundred words, but this one is true. "
Gary likes to talk about "great man", "principle" and "truth". He imagined himself as a giant since he was a child.
Man, though he has always been a loser, has built an elevator on the earth, but even cats are afraid to sit. To study the sun in the world
The institution where sunspot works wrote a letter to recommend himself, but the other party delayed sending an invitation letter. He doesn't get angry when he hits the wall, blaming others for their lack of quality.
Eyes, thought he was one in a million.
"But," said Jim, "Mom must ask Dad to give up smoking, starting from Monday!"
Gary said, "Yes, I heard that, too. How did dad agree? Well, it's boring to live in fear.
Think about it! People say that a man with backbone has no style when he gets married! "
However, no matter how well the two brothers and sisters know about dad's quitting smoking, the anti-smoking campaign still goes on as usual. mother
I often play children's plays, so I always do things with a childlike innocence. For example, she will write an article on the blackboard at home with great interest.
Slogan: "Quit smoking for health!" It's very loud.
I heard that poor dad had a heart attack and became a patient. He added the address of a cardiovascular expert to his appointment book.
There is also a telephone number dedicated to calling an ambulance; In addition to swallowing colorful and exquisite pills after three meals, dad often has one hand.
Holding a purple pottery teapot, flipping through health magazines like a real old man. That's not enough. Now mom and the doctor
The students United and asked him to give up smoking within a time limit. God, how can dad stand it!
Dad used to be lazy and liked to hum a tune of Young Sailor. He also has a sweater with white and blue stripes.
A shirt named "Soul of the Sea" may often imagine himself sailing on the sea, with a cigarette in one hand and writing in the other.
Much like Lu Xun's demeanor, he is a genius in short.
However, times have changed and my father has become a tragic figure.
Monday will arrive soon, and you can't hide it!
Mom has always been a career-oriented woman, a little rough, no hobbies, easy-going; It's about making sure dad quits
From the first day of smoking, she became like a spy. When she came back from work on Monday, she walked briskly and crept out of the door.
Touch into the house, and then suddenly open the door of the study, in order to find out if dad is smoking. Of course, she got nothing. because
Because dad has a watch and knows when mom gets off work!
"Why bother?" Dad proudly said, "I said I can still have a holiday if I quit smoking?"
Mother said doubtfully, "Then, why are there still cigarettes in the study?"
"That must be left over from the past!"
Mom was speechless. A few days later, the smoke in the study was still strong, so she had to go to Jim quietly.
"Xiaomei, does your father smoke at home during the day?"
"I," said Jim, "I didn't notice!"
"Girls should be more careful!" Mother quietly developed her into an ally. "When mom is not at home, you are mom."
Damn eyes, pay more attention. "
"I don't want to be a snitch," Jim mumbled. Gary will laugh at me.
"Where is the Snitch?" Mom smiled. "It's a supervisor. If dad doesn't make up his mind, his illness will get worse.
Heavy. "
The next day, Mei Jia really paid attention. She found her father still smoking quietly, just walking underground. male
The cigarette case is no longer in the pocket, but scattered in a few very secret places, in a small box under the bed, or
In an empty vase that has been useless for a long time, if you want to smoke, you can conjure up smoke from nearby like a magician. Only at night and in the morning.
No smoking.
I finally found out that my father smoked because one Sunday. He stayed up until noon that day, didn't he, mom?
He said he was going out for a walk. As soon as he left, his mother followed him. Moreover, my mother has attracted attention from a distance.
I saw my father's nostrils spewing out several wisps of smoke beautifully.
Mother was angry, her face was cold, like a solemn judge, as if two people had quarreled for a few words.
This is just top secret. Later, I saw my father honestly disclose those secret cigarette storage locations, and my mother let them go.
I put away all the cigarettes, locked them in the drawer, and then tried to pull them a few times without sealing them.
Mother didn't say a word at dinner. On the contrary, my father was very active and announced, "sons and daughters, sir,
I really made up my mind to give up smoking. Nothing is difficult in the world. I think quitting smoking is a piece of cake. "
Mother's anger subsided immediately, and she said politely, "I'll buy smoking cessation candy tomorrow!" " By the way, I heard that there is a clinic in the suburbs.
So, I invented ear acupuncture to quit smoking. How about I go with you? "
"What the hell?" Dad plausibly said, "Those measures are aimed at people who lack perseverance."
Jamie looked at his father devoutly. Genius is always full of confidence. It was Gary who gave a dry cough to show his opposition. can
The next day, Mei Jia found that it was still Li Jia's eyes, because when she opened the door of her father's book after school, she found that his father was writing.
There is smoke around the table. She just froze.
"Oh," Dad smiled awkwardly. "There are mosquitoes. I'll order one to drive them away! "
Jamie is unhappy. She didn't expect her father to be duplicitous She even wants to be her mother's supporter at once, so she just
Because dad lied to everyone. Gary soon learned the truth, he said:
"Men like to express their opinions, but they forget when they finish!"
"You mean ordinary men, extraordinary men shouldn't do that!" Mei Jia said.
Li Jia ignited himself and said, "Remember, there is only one Li Jia in this family that is extraordinary!" " "
Soon, Jame gave birth to a little respect for this brother who was born a few minutes earlier than himself, and things still revolved around this.
A "quit smoking campaign". Often, there will be heroes in times of crisis.
Since my father said "a gentleman's word", my mother no longer doubts. She is still a rough lesbian at heart.
People. Dad always opens the doors and windows before his mother comes home, and he no longer goes out for a walk alone on Sundays. In short, he won't stay.
Any trace. Mother said to Jamey several times, "Your father is unusual. I heard that others are very upset about quitting smoking. "
Jame was in a dilemma and could only laugh. She is a little afraid of hurting her mother's heart, and even more afraid of hurting her father's heart. Smart girl
Everyone likes to remain neutral.
On Sunday, my mother cooked and said that she would celebrate my father's success in quitting smoking in the evening.
"Why bother!" Dad is very modest and cautious. "Forget it, forget it!"
Mom is the kind of spoony woman, shouting good skills in the kitchen; Where's Dad? He said he had to rush to write a manuscript.
Just lock yourself in the study. Mother ran to knock on the door of the study after she finished processing the frying pan.
"who?" There was a nervous voice inside, and dad was nervous.
"It's me!" Mom said, "Open the door, it's time for you to have a rest!" " "
Two brothers and sisters are in the small room. Gary looked out and said to Jamie, "Dad must be smoking again!" " "
"How do you know?" Jame is a little nervous, too, and his palms are sweating.
"I have no problem with IQ." Gary is extremely arrogant.
While speaking, I heard my father open the door and said confidently, "I just want to have a rest. Please come in!" " Ha, Taeshin.
Bitter, when the team leader for half a day. "
Everything is calm. Jim couldn't help saying, "Look, dad doesn't smoke, does he?" Otherwise, how could mom not know,
There should always be cigarette butts! "
Gary disagreed: "you are so simple-minded, just put a few cigarette butts!" " "
Jamie finally stopped quarreling with this overbearing guy. He always belittles her, as if this would make him understand.
Gao Ming, what a "cook beans and burn beans" guy-dad has long said this "seven-step poem", but he didn't understand it at all.
Still fighting to be bad brothers.
Suddenly, my mother's scream came from the study: "Hey, hey, what a strange thing!" " "
Two twins rushed over in tandem, and indeed there was an unprecedented spectacle: dad's quilt was dyed.
Smoking is like life, spitting out wisps of smoke from time to time, with a choking smell.
"oh! This! " Dad shook his head again and again, a little desperate and a little short.
Gary stepped forward and lifted the quilt: Oh, my God, there is an ashtray full of cigarette butts, and one of them hasn't been lit yet.
Red light, a corner of the quilt, has been burnt, still there "a single spark can start a prairie fire"!
Mother's voice changed: "This, this, this please explain!" "
Dad turned his back on everyone and said with infinite regret, "I thought I let him out, and my strength was weak."
Some. "It seems that all the mistakes are this.
Mei Jia hurriedly looked at his mother's face, and her mother smiled several times and said nothing. She is silent when she is angry, like a fool.
The silent mountain is frightening. So the whole family had to walk on tiptoe for fear of stepping on mines. Dad feels very proud.
Looking down is to keep a straight face and avoid looking into anyone's eyes.
After dinner, my mother went to Jim's brother and sister's small room alone and sat there sighing: "Your father is like an ostrich. He can't give up smoking all his life."
"Mom, dad doesn't want to quit," Gary said with a smile. "Men always want to be free!"
"Your father's heart disease is unusual, it's myocarditis!" Mother blurted out, "It's simply harmful to let him smoke again."
Him! "
Jim caught the ominous omen from his mother's expression and suddenly realized that the crisis was lurking ahead. She used her arm.
Surround yourself and hold your shoulders tight. My brother is different. As soon as his mother left, he put on his coat and jumped up: "I'm going out."
Get down. "
It's heartless of him to leave his frightened sister at home like this.
"no! I'll call my mother! " Jamie jumped up, too "Are you going to play video games again?"
"am I an idiot!" Gary looks like a big shot. "I went to the library to find out what myocarditis is about."
When my brother came back, his face was full of sadness. He said, "Do you understand? Myocarditis is a terrible disease, so we must
We're in the same boat! "
At this time, he seems to be the real pillar of the family.
For the next few days, my brother has been in a state of madness. For example, he set his father as X and himself as Y. It is said that he wants to.
Invent an equation to solve family problems. He drew one sketch after another. Jamie wants to get together and have a look.
He will become angry from embarrassment and wave his hand and say. "Go away, this is a contest between men, not between girls!"
However, Jamey is still looking forward to her brother's advice. Gary, nicknamed "Xu Wenchang", amused his close friend Lu with practical jokes.
Zhisheng quit smoking, so he is considered a talent in this field. Besides, dad, since the quilt incident was exposed,
Then I simply put the cigarette case in my pocket, as if quitting smoking had become history.
Finally, Gary patted his thigh hard: "Yes, I have to use a centrifuge!" " "
That plan sounds like a plot with a knife and a gun, but it's actually very simple. On the same day, Gary borrowed a copy from Lu Zhisheng's house.
A "Little Overlord" video game machine with two new game cards; He installed that, and quickly pulled his father: "Please!"
Ok, dad, this is a fashion game for teenagers. Come and experience it. "
Dad said, "Oh, I heard that many children are addicted to it and even neglect their studies. I just want to write an article. "
Dad sat there and played for a while, and then he wanted to end it. Gary wouldn't let me, saying that he wanted to get to the bottom of it with his father, so the father and son just
You won a game, and I lost a game, neck and neck. Mom watched anxiously, and Gary whispered, "Don't worry, in an hour."
He is addicted, and will forget to smoke and want to play video games in the future. "
"wouldn't that be worse?" Mom is anxious, "you will pay it back early tomorrow morning!" " "
However, Gary didn't want to return the game machine the next day, and he didn't return it the third day. Later, he just wanted to
Forget yourself, because dad still loves smoking, and soon forgot the game machine. My parents sleep every day.
After midnight, Gary got up and played for a while, sometimes until dawn. Anyway, mom slept well, dad.
Dad always takes sleeping pills.
Jamey always warns him: "If you do this again, I will tell my father!" " "
"Besides betraying me, what are your specialties?"
Jim is so angry that she really wants to lift the quilt out of bed. Brother will be soft; "Brothers and sisters, how can you undermine each other? Well,
I will return it tomorrow! "
But Gary is really addicted and won't pay back that bully easily. One day, Jamie met her on the playground.
Zhisheng Lu Lu Zhisheng came to see her as usual. She was very friendly and bowed repeatedly, contrary to Gary's attitude.
"Come back' Little Overlord'!" Mei Jia said earnestly.
Zhisheng Lu was puzzled: "Of course I am very generous. You can keep the' little bully' to play. I still have something new. "
Four in one game card, I'll give you two later! "He also said, and 1 vigorously smile.
Mei Jia can only shake his head in despair, because his brother is coming towards her and glaring at her.
Gradually, Gary's business has improved. For example, the head teacher found that this shrewd student suddenly became.
Sleepy, there are more and more homework mistakes. Parents are anxious, but they don't know anything, so they are worried about his performance.
Keep an observation diary and prepare for comprehensive research. Finally, my father cracked the game machine incident in one fell swoop, because one night he forgot.
In order to swallow sleeping pills, I found a killing sound in the cabin.
That night, Mei Jia fell asleep and didn't attend this exciting scene-she is used to it these days.
Fall asleep in the noise of the game machine.
The father and son had a purely male negotiation and decided to give up their hobbies at the same time. Despite their repeated statements,
Men should have hobbies, but they think they might as well give it a try. In those days, home was really a bit.
It's upside down Dad sings "the mountain is the high head", but people always yawn, without any glory; What does Gary always sing?
Wolf of the North, a long whistle, is really like a lonely wolf.
Both of them eat very little, and they are easy to be picky about food and lose their temper at the dinner table. Mom, Jim almost wanted to resist.
However, my mother snickered with joy and sent fruits and exquisite snacks from time to time, as if to persuade her to surrender.
"Their reaction is normal. Quitting bad habits is like weaning. They are much more sad than us! " mother
Mom said, "It seems that your father is willing to give up everything for his son."
Jamie burst out laughing. Later, every time she saw the father and son lose their temper, she thought of "weaning"; She smiled, and they
Just stare blankly and stare at her. Of course she won't say it, or they will fly into a rage. material
Later, Gary boasted that everything was as expected in his equation, and it was a hundred times more difficult to quit video games than to quit smoking, which meant that he
A little better than dad. This is my brother's old problem. However, even extraordinary people have some minor faults. correct
No?
After dad quit smoking, he decided to go out for a holiday with his mother, leaving Yamei and his brother as two meritorious ministers to look on coldly.
Dad is not a genius at all. Only a few people would come up with such a bad idea. Mei Jia thought angrily. But Gary didn't.
I agree. He said that although dad is a mortal, he can also be "ordinary"-the immortal is unwilling to give up himself for his son.
Hobbies.
Second, the pride of girls.
It's hard to be a girl, and it's even harder to be a good girl, especially the excellent girl who everyone applauds. Well, if I were a boy,
If only my brother and I could call Jia's brother, and we could be brothers. Thinking about it is also awesome.
-from Jamie's diary
Girls, even the pillars of the school art troupe like Jame, are insignificant supporting roles at home; This is really called
Funny! Parents want to go out for a holiday, and Jame is the most worrying thing. My mother mentioned something about the "critical period of youth", as if
As serious as war.
Many things are bothering Jamie. Mother used to criticize her for being careless and reckless, like a boy.
But since she entered middle school, her mother's tone has changed. For example, one day she commented on which actor or actress in the movie had a good figure.
Which face is good-looking, she thought her mother would praise her for her aesthetic power, but she didn't expect her mother to give her a meaningful look and let her
So bottomless.
Mother often secretly asks her what's wrong, and whether she wants to write a leave note to the PE teacher at least once.
A thousand times! In fact, the PE teacher is a woman. As long as she hints, she can be exempted from class, so there is no need to ask for leave all the time!
"Now is the space age!" Mei Jia said.
"Even in capitalism, you are my daughter!" Mom is very determined.
Worst of all, my parents went on holiday and gave custody of their daughter to Wu. Wu's mother is her home.
The maid is a little self-righteous, and her brain is in the Qing Dynasty or even the Ming Dynasty. In short, opinions are rubbish.
The only thing she can get is her knitting.
Hearing his mother Wu's exhortation, his mother said, "Please pay more attention."
"Don't worry, don't worry, I will be responsible for the girl who gave it to me." Wu's mother is also unambiguous.
Zhan Mu almost fainted. Wu has a point of view that girls should not be lazy, evil or stupid, so as to be qualified.
Requirements, and repeatedly hinted that Jame is unqualified.
"socks replaced on the same day must be washed off on the same day!" Parents carrying suitcases, Wu was released by his mother after taking office.
1.
Jim got rid of her head and was still fiddling with photos of Hong Kong and Taiwan stars, Brigitte Lin and Chow Yun Fat. She couldn't stop.
Love these. Mom said to be careful with things, but what's wrong with liking cute people? Besides, people have to have love when they are alive.
Well, if you don't even have a hobby, isn't that pathetic?
However, when she washed her feet at night, she found that she couldn't use her own basin because Wu soaked her in it.
The socks are dirty. She borrowed her mother's basin to escape from the daytime; The next night, two pairs of smelly socks were soaked in her basin.
Mother's washbasin is missing. No way, she can only complain and wash socks at the same time.
"That's right." Wu Gum's mother interjected and asked, "But I forgot where I hid your mother's washbasin. Can you help me? "
Looking for it? "
"Why did you hide the washbasin?" Zhan Mu asked. "That's nothing of value."
"Deal with your laziness!"
Okay, then. Jamie thought, then you should deal with the consequences of forgetfulness yourself!
"Even if you can't find it, it's worth it. Because-"Wu's mother is very enterprising," you are a hard-working girl at first.
Yes! "
Jim almost cried: she used to be a lazy and unpleasant fool?
Jamie worships Lin Xiaomei very much, because Lin Xiaomei is an unparalleled girl: beautiful, fashionable and likes to copy her own hands.
Whistling in his trouser pocket, with a hairstyle like a popular female star. Another feature of her is that she is very popular with boys.
When asked to talk to boys, they always do it to the letter, and there is no record of rejection.
This time, Lin Xiaomei heard that Mei Jia's parents had gone on holiday, so he came to visit. See Jame lacks girlish charm.
It hurt me so much that I said without thinking, "You can change your hairstyle. I combed Yun Zheyue last month, and you must have done it. "
Suitable. "
Jamie is very happy. She is superstitious about Lin Xiaomei.
Lin Xiaomei was very busy, holding a comb and a hair dryer around Jim for a whole hour, blowing Jim into a "cloud"
Cover the moon. "Lin Xiaomei said this hairstyle is characterized by hazy lyric, comb this hairstyle to slightly drooping eyes.
Curtains ... in short, they work better together.
Mei Jia took off a pair of glasses and found that it had really changed. Half of her cheeks are covered with black hair, which is really a bit "Yun Zheyue"
Style.
"Ha," Lin Xiaomei is very satisfied with her beauty skills. "I don't know, I didn't see it. What a wonderful world! You will enter school tomorrow.
Door, turn head rate must be doubled. "
Finally, for the complete artistic effect, Lin Xiaomei generously gave Jim a box of imported double eyelid stickers.
As soon as you wear it, your eyes look a bit like an actress. It's touching anyway.
After a while, Gary broke in and got angry when he saw Jamie. "What are you doing?"? My parents deny you! "
In the evening, Wu discovered the mystery and cried, "Why do you cover your face with your hair? There is no scar on your face. "
Yaoyao! "
Jim refused to listen to anything. She was so excited that she leaned against the mirror and looked around. When she was a child, she always longed to be a man.
Children, later know that this is a dream; In primary school, I often refused to dress up like other worthless girls. Ke yijin
Middle school is different. I am eager to be a beautiful girl and stand there proudly. All the boys voted.
Can't say eyes!
The next morning, Jim tasted the taste. Because as soon as she entered the classroom, the turn rate was 100%.
Qiu Shili, who loves fighting and even calls girls "goblins" on weekdays, also turned her head to pay attention to her. It can be said that the whole class has it.
Immerse yourself in Jammeh fever for a few minutes.
Mei Jia smiled at the kangaroo, and the kangaroo remembered to nod.
Kangaroo is a kind-hearted boy. He is very kind to almost all girls. His home is in the suburbs, and civilians always wear it.
An old dark brown suit, plus he can run fast and jump, so he won the nickname. He fumbled repeatedly.
Staring at Jim, Jim smiled: "See the change?"
"Kangaroo" is evasive: "Well, of course, but you look in good spirits!"
Jamie doesn't understand and has no time to study. Because Qiu Shili has come to her senses and is clapping her hands hard: "Really!
Beautiful! "
No boy has ever praised her in public. Jame didn't know how to express his position, but suddenly Qiu Shili added: "Yue!"
The more beautiful the monster, the more popular it is! "Now Jim feels like he's in an ice room.
Kangaroo stood up and patted Qiu Shili on the shoulder. The two buddies whispered a few words, and then Qiu Shili was absorbed.
I glanced at Jim's Yun Zheyue and leaned down and said, "If you don't know, it's not a crime-I take back what I just said!"
Jim was at a loss. It was not until after school that she found the answer. Because kangaroo is very concerned to comfort her:
"Never mind, you will recover soon!"
"Restore what?" Mei Jia asked nervously.
"This ... is my judgment wrong?" Kangaroo hesitated again. "impossible!"
"Come on!" Jame pleaded, she was about to cry, and completely forgot to comb her hair like this.
It looks fuzzy.
"I think you need to comb this strange hair." "Kangaroo" said, "Maybe your face is hurt.
Otherwise, who would be stupid enough to make such a joke! "
Zhan Mu raised half her hair in a blaze: "Look carefully! You are such a nerd! "
"Ha, there are small particles on my face!" "Kangaroo" was so proud that Jamie was dumbfounded.
Sure enough, a new row of small red particles appeared on the other side of the face, which may be covered by hair. In a word, they are fake.
Come true, so that Jame can only acquiesce.
In the evening, Gary scolded his sister with a straight face: "Did you really go to school like this today?"
His words are strikingly similar to those of kangaroos, as if he were my brother.
"This is a hairstyle designed by Lin Xiaomei!"
"Don't mention her!" Gary said, "I have a headache as soon as I hear her name."
"come on You should also listen to her command. " Mei Jia said.
Gary thought for a moment and said, "I'll help her, but I'll regret it when I finish-she's the kind of person who doesn't care about anything."
The girl in my heart, why should I revolve around her? "
"So, what kind of girls do boys like?"
"Well, I didn't think much. Anyway, I have to look neat and kind, and I can be a paper worker or something. Not at all.
A lazy fool like you, let alone Lin Xiaomei. I can tell you this clearly. "
"Exactly!" Wu expressed her support from a distance, and now she has become the majority, so she pursues her victory.
I scolded Jamie again.
Zhan Mu is lonely, and the only thing he can do is to sort out the damn Yun Zheyue.
Jamie dreams of becoming a first-class girl. This goal is far from being said, and it is close to being said. Sometimes it will arrive before speaking.
Here we are.
At the end of the semester, there was an unpleasant news: "Kangaroo" had a bad family and would be transferred back to the suburbs next semester.
Yes Many girls think this is a great loss for their class. There are very few boys who are good and capable to girls.
Treasure, very worth cherishing. Jame also feels sorry, but think about having a friend in the suburbs in the future and having a wide range of communication.
Much wider, with unexpected gains, so the heart is more calm.
After the final exam, the girls held a farewell party for kangaroos. Kangaroos are the living list of other boys.
Well, all boys should know that girls welcome such excellent people, and the more the better.
Everyone is preparing small gifts, even Qiu Shili is no exception, saying that they want to send "kangaroos" a few pieces of rain flower stones. Jamie is not the kind of girl who goes with the flow. She wants to give a unique gift, but what she thinks, others will think, for example?
Songs, bookmarks, greeting cards, iridium pens and such gifts must be repeated. Besides, boys like the East.
Lucy and the girl must have different hobbies.
Jame went to ask her brother, "What do you like girls to give you?"
"Why should I waste brain cells?" Gary likes to walk into a dead end. "Girls generally can't give me anything."
"There is a boy in our class who wants to transfer ..."
"Then send him two words-goodbye!"
"This is a very nice person," said Jame, "but I don't know what to send."
Seeing that his sister was so sincere, Gary said, "If he gave something he wanted but didn't have, he would always remember it."
Stay. "
Mei Jia thought it was good to be twins with her brother, but after several days of observation, she still didn't find anything missing from kangaroos.
Yao. That is a poor man in the class. His clothes are old, a little afraid of the cold, and he always wipes his nose, but his school supplies are quite complete.
You can't give designer ski shirts because Jame has never been rich.
Finally, it was Wu who put in a sentence: "If you are handy, I wish you could knit a pair of gloves. The winter of solstice has passed. "
Only three or nine days left. "
Long live Wu! There is no better gift in the world. "Kangaroo" frostbite in winter, back of hand
Red and swollen. Seeing the approval, Wu's mother's enthusiasm was fully mobilized. She always thought that girls learned to knit such women.
Work can cultivate character best. Too bad Jame can't do anything. He can't learn, and he always misses the needle.
From that day on, Jim began to sew and knit badly. Wu knitted her a pair of sample hands.
Set, crisp, flat, very beautiful; By contrast, Jame's pair is a bit like a cripple, dirty and wrinkled.
Yes, like rubbing! Damn it. On the eve of the farewell party, Jim was simply ashamed to take out this gift.
Gary also said, "What the hell? Your gloves are almost like chickens, and they are uneven. "
After all, Wu's mother is a good person and decides to be an unsung hero so that she can take her knitting samples into the "bag".
Rat ",now, Jame can only go with the flow.
At the farewell party, when Jame took out the gift, the whole class froze and everyone said, "Ah, handmade products!" " "
At that time, the news was endless, and everyone said that there was a clever girl in the school who knitted a good yarn.
Knitted gloves catch up with export level; The school is trying to organize girls to set up knitting interest groups, and the counselors are very anxious.
Come here, let Jim participate, and then let her give guidance.
"But, I, I ..."
"Don't be modest, you really knit well!"
Anyway, she was suddenly pushed to an important position. Even Qiu Shili, a boy who always talks about girls in the class, said, "Where?"
God, I'll transfer, too. I'll switch back when I get my beautiful gloves. "
"Your gloves are beautiful," said the kangaroo. "sheepskin?"
"Maybe an old man made these gloves, but not a girl I know."
Qiu Shili said so. I can't believe that this guy who later loves to make fists actually wants to exchange sheepskin gloves with Kangaroo.
Agent knitting gloves. Moreover, since then, when he looked at Jamey, his eyes were not as sharp as before. Maybe he also values women.
The child is as clever as Wu.
What makes Jame particularly sad is that the kangaroo trusts her so much and asks her how many years she has studied knitting and whether she has ever knitted.
What other projects? He said, "It's rare to have a first-class girl like you!"
Jim felt uneasy for a long time, as if she had failed a good man. Later, Kangaroo returned to the suburbs, and Jim took courage.
Summon up the courage to give him the strange gloves he knitted by himself, with a postscript; This is my true level.
Kangaroo quickly sent back samples knitted by Wu's mother, and added, I am very excited because I know you are here.
A little rich, real girl. He also said that even if Qiu Shili changed ten pairs of leather gloves, I wouldn't change them, because this pair
Gloves are a girl's heart.
The returned glove, which Gary had worn twice, was stuffed in an inconspicuous corner, and its whereabouts were unknown because it
Although beautiful, it is just a pair of ordinary gloves.
All right, that's all.
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