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What "famous things" did you do at school?

In the third year of high school, our school and Hengshui exchanged vice presidents, and the arrival of the new vice president also made our third year of high school miserable (running every fucking day! ! ! Although the school was so crazy, I risked my life to bring my mobile phone. As a resident student, I only learn to run during the day. At the end of the day, I dragged my heavy body back to the dormitory, turned on my mobile phone, chatted with netizens, fished out some bottles and played two cool runs. This is really the happiest thing in my life! I'm just a little sleepy in class during the day. . . . In this way, because I am extremely cautious, I have never been discovered by the teacher when I came down to play mobile phones in senior three. This day is just 100 days from the countdown to the college entrance examination. According to the usual practice, our school will hold a three-hour centenary swearing-in meeting. For us, as long as we don't study, it's all entertainment, so everyone is very happy, some with comics, some with psp, and of course I also brought my mobile phone. The whole gymnasium gathered 1200 students of all grades, and the school leaders were impassioned on it, with tears in their eyes. We happily went our own way below. The last item of the conference is for the vice president of Hengshui to make a summary. He will go back after attending our session. The vice principal spoke for a long time, and I was not idle when he spoke. I chat with my classmates on WeChat. Strangely, students talk more on WeChat than in real life. Finally, the vice principal said, everyone be quiet and give everyone a minute to meditate on their target school. After that, the whole gymnasium was quiet. I watched it several times, and my mobile phone shook. When I opened it, it turned out that Daya had given me a red envelope. /kloc-I was faster than my brain with one hand in 0/8 years, and the red envelope opened with a whoosh. . . . . . My friend, you can imagine that when the whole gymnasium 1200 people were meditating on their dreams at the centenary swearing-in meeting of the college entrance examination, my mobile phone suddenly gave out the most standard cry in island love action movies without warning, which was so familiar and strange that it echoed in the gymnasium. At this moment, I realized that my senior three career was destined to be extraordinary! The ending is also very simple. Informed criticism at school, and his mobile phone was confiscated. I invited my parents and wrote a review of 1000 words. The whole school knows that senior three watched porn at the 100-day swearing-in meeting and let it out. This incident became the most shameful thing in my high school career. Since then, I have had a great shadow on the WeChat red envelope. . . I still remember when the class teacher came over and asked me what the sound was. I couldn't let the class teacher know that I was playing WeChat in my head, and then I said, Teacher, my alarm clock rang.