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This is your first time to fly.

Q: 1 Do you want to go to Pudong Airport by maglev? Is there still a distance from the waiting hall after getting off the maglev?

Answer: Just come down and follow others. It's actually just a short corridor. Don't worry.

Q2: Take off at 6:5438+0:25 pm. If I arrive at the airport on 10 in the morning, can I change my boarding pass on 10 in the morning?

Answer: No. General airlines change their boarding passes two hours in advance.

Question 3: There is still a long time before taking off after changing boarding passes. Then what can I do?

Answer: You have to go to the security check, and then go to your boarding gate to wait for boarding.

When you arrive at the boarding gate, you can walk around it. There are many things to sell in Yu Shiwei, as well as TV lectures. You can sit in the coffee shop or have a meal, because you can get on the plane after 1, then you can have a drink after 10 minutes, and then you can have lunch. Some airlines offer snacks.

Q: What measures will be taken if the flight is delayed or cancelled due to natural reasons?

Answer: Hehe, if you are delayed, you will have to wait there. If you cancel, the airline will arrange other flights for you, and generally there will be no compensation. I was just delayed, but the airline will inform you one day in advance if it is cancelled. If it doesn't inform you, it will arrange other flights for you on the same day. If you can't arrange it that day, the airline will provide you with accommodation! I will also give you an appropriate answer.

Q: Give me some experience.

Answer:

A, if you take the maglev, you must show your plane ticket when you buy the ticket, and the fare can be discounted 10 yuan. Original price one-way 50 yuan/piece.

B, you don't have to choose magnetic levitation. You can take the airport bus, but there is usually no traffic jam. In that case, you can save some money, because if you do magnetic levitation, you still have to go to Longyang Road. But if you want to find the bus stop after Longyang Road, you have to walk 10 minutes.

C. The following is the specific route and time of the airport bus:

Line: Airport 1 Line

Departure time from Pudong Airport to Hongqiao Airport: 7:00~ the flight ends.

Departure time from Hongqiao Airport to Pudong Airport: 6:00~2 1:30.

The departure interval is 20~30 minutes.

Full fare to 30 yuan, no stops along the way.

Line: Airport Line 2

Departure time from Pudong Airport to City Terminal (Jing 'an Temple): 7:00~ the flight ends.

Departure time from the city terminal (Jing 'an Temple) to Pudong Airport: 5:30~2 1:30.

Departure interval 15 minutes

Full fare 19 yuan, with no stops along the way.

Line: Airport Line 3

The departure time from Pudong Airport to Yinhe Hotel is from 7: 20 to 23: 00.

The departure time from Yinhe Hotel to Pudong Airport is 5:30-20:00.

The departure interval is 20~30 minutes.

Full price 20 yuan

Stop at Xujiahui, Dapu Bridge and Longyang Road subway stations along the way.

Line: Airport Line 4

The departure time from Pudong Airport to hongkou football stadium is from 7: 00 to 23: 00.

The departure time from hongkou football stadium to Pudong Airport is 5:40~2 1:00.

The departure interval is 30 minutes.

Full fare 18 yuan

Stop at Pudong Dabaishu, Wujiaochang and Deping Road along the way.

Line: Airport Line 5

The departure time from Pudong Airport to Shanghai Railway Station is from 7: 00 to 23: 00.

The departure time from Shanghai Railway Station to Pudong Airport is 5:30~2 1:00.

The departure interval is 20 minutes.

Full fare 18 yuan

Stop at People's Square, Oriental Hospital and luoshan road.

Line: Airport Line 6

The departure time of Shanghai West Railway Station of Pudong Airport is 8:00-23:00.

The departure time of Shanghai West Railway Station Pudong Airport is from 6: 00 to 20: 00.

Full price 20 yuan

Stop at Bai Yulu Heather Road, Changning Road, Huashan Road (Jing 'an Temple), Oriental Hospital,

Zijinshan Hotel in Zhangjiang High-tech Park

Line: Airport Line 7

The departure time from Shanghai South Railway Station to Pudong Airport is 6:50~2 1:30.

The departure time from Pudong Airport to Shanghai South Railway Station is from 7: 50 to 23: 00.

Full price 20 yuan

There was no stop along the way.

Line: Airport Ring Line 1 Line

The departure time from Hangchengyuan to Pudong International Airport is 7:30~ 18:45.

The departure time from Pudong International Airport to Hangchengyuan is 8:00~ 19: 15.

Full price 3 yuan

Stops along the way include Shiwan, Hongxing, jichang town, Airlines, Customs Warehouse, Airport Public Security Bureau and Airport Authority Building.

D, the baggage of the plane can only be checked within 20KG. Be sure to have a locked box that is not afraid of falling, or there will be no fragile items in the luggage.

E, don't bring knives, hair gel, pressure bottles, perfume and other flammable items. If you have them, you should check them in a box. You can't take it with you on the plane.

F, it is best to carry valuables such as cash with you, instead of checking it.

G. Don't expose your cash and valuables at the airport.

H, it's best not to talk to strangers while waiting for the plane or on the plane. Be sure to pay attention to your belongings.

G. If you want to see the scenery, you can tell the airport staff that you want a window seat when you change tickets at the airport. You'd better let him try to change your position to the front. In this way, it is more important to get on and off the plane, so as to prevent people from going to the toilet often through your seat.

I, if it's convenient for you, choose an aisle seat and ask for it first when changing tickets.

J, I brought a small bag for my ID card, plane ticket and boarding pass. This is convenient and does not reveal wealth. You can also bring a small game machine to play on the plane. But follow the prompts. No take-off and landing.

K. When waiting for the plane, write a short message: "I have boarded the plane and everything is safe. I expect to arrive at XXXX time. " See you then. "When you get on the plane, be sure to send it to your relatives or people who come to meet you. Because after boarding the plane, many people are scrambling to find seats, wasting time. If you take off quickly, you won't have time to edit what you want to say.

L, when boarding the plane, be sure to observe the location of the security door and watch the prompt TV on the plane. Be safe.

M, if you have to go to the toilet on the way, you'd better take your belongings with you and don't put them on your seat. Especially a bag with cash.

And I hope you must open your mouth when taking off and descending, so as not to damage the eardrum. If you don't feel well, call the stewardess.

By the way, I wish you a safe journey! !