What are some humorous three-and-a-half sentences to celebrate New Year's Day?

1. Say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year. Don't worry about beating gongs and drums Let's pay tribute to the New Year first! (Hey) Give me the money.

Firecrackers are ringing, gongs and drums are loud, and the four of us are going to perform. Let me give you a paragraph first, three and a half sentences.

Today, you are a good boy, gentle and elegant, all sheep, and men are like gods. It's beautiful.

4, practice hard for thousands of years, this life is to break through, the first line is to bring back eternal love, (hey) perfect.

Virtual network keeps true feelings, healthy communication is beneficial to body and mind, and helps and understands each other like relatives. (Well) Look at us.

When you meet new problems in your life, you should pay more attention and have a heart-to-heart conversation.