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A horse does not straddle two saddles. People make mistakes, horses make mistakes.

When people rush to their hometown, horses rush to grass. People are afraid of reason, horses are afraid of whips, and mosquitoes are afraid of fire and smoke.

People need to train, and horses need to be ridden. People are the clothes and the horse is the saddle.

The little horse felt that the road was narrow at first. A thousand miles of mules and horses, an ox in one place.

I don’t know how hard it is to ride a horse, and a full man doesn’t know how hungry he is. The heroic man will be thrown to death immediately, and the ordinary man will be drowned in the river.

A horse cannot run unless it is beaten, and it cannot be motivated unless it is stimulated. When the horse reaches the beach, he will not be whipped.

The horse takes ten steps and nine turns back. Flattery slaps the horse on the leg.

A horse looks at its dental plates, and a tree looks at its growth rings. The galloping horses rely on the leading horse.

I miss the horse when I see the saddle, and I miss the people when I see the things. The bull's head is not the horse's mouth. (The donkey’s lips are not the same as the horse’s mouth)

Hurry leads to delay.

The spring breeze is so proud that the horse kicks so fast that I can see all the flowers in Chang'an in one day.

Ignoring the hard work of the farmer, the coquettish young man tramples the green wheat to pieces.

I got off my horse and drank your wine, and asked you where you were. You are dissatisfied with your words and return to the south mountain frontier.

The wind is strong and the horns are ringing, and the general is hunting the city of Wei. When the grass dries up, the hawk's eyes become weak, and when the snow is gone, the horse kicks lightly.

The ancient road is westerly and the horses are thin, and the heartbroken people are at the end of the world.

How can I be a golden person and walk quickly to enjoy the green autumn.

Famous poems about the Yellow River

If you don’t see it, the water of the Yellow River will come up from the sky and rush to the sea never to return.

(Li Bai's "Going into Wine")

The Yellow River falls from the sky and flows through the East China Sea, thousands of miles written in the mind.

(Li Bai's "Gift to Pei Fourteen")

Far above the Yellow River among the white clouds, there is an isolated city called Wanren Mountain.

(Wang Zhihuan's "Liangzhou Ci")

The sun sets over the mountains and the Yellow River flows into the sea.

(Wang Zhihuan's "Climbing the Stork Tower")

The lonely smoke is straight in the desert, and the sun is setting over the long river.

(Wang Wei's "The Envoy to the Fortress")

Yellow River Poetry

"The Wine Will Enter"

Li Bai

I don’t see you, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and rushes to the sea never to return.

Don’t you see, the bright mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, and it looks like blue silk in the morning and turns to snow in the evening.

If you are proud of life, you must have all the fun, and don’t let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon.

I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will come back after spending all my money.

It is fun to cook sheep and slaughter cattle, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time.

Young Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, is about to drink, but don’t stop.

A song with you, please listen to me.

The bells, drums, delicacies and jade are not expensive, but I hope I will stay drunk and not wake up.

Since ancient times, all the sages and sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

In the old days, King Chen used to have banquets, fights and banquets.

What does the master mean when he has less money? It is up to you to sell it.

The five-flowered horse and the golden fur will be exchanged for fine wine.

I will sell the eternal sorrow with you.

"Eight Rhymes of the Yellow River Sent to Sheng Yu"

[Song Dynasty] Ouyang Xiu

The river is so dangerous that arrows are dangerous, who said that the sailing reed can swim?

Horses are crossing the solid ice, and the waves are rolling in the sand.

Trees fall and destroy the new shore, and the rapids suddenly change the island.

When the dragon is chiseled, the carp retreats, and when the river rises, it does not distinguish the cow.

Thousands of miles are connected to Chahan, and thousands of sails are sailing under the canoe.

I will stop building the song of resentment now, because the road is lost and hard to find.

The strong wind blows loudly on the beach, and the cold fog in the Sichuan River does not close.

The traces of Yu can be traced, but I want to ask Zhang Hou.

"Moonlit Night in a Boat on the Yellow River"

[Yuan Dynasty] Ma Zuchang

A ten-foot-long cloud sail blows the bucket spoon,

The starry wind Rapid waves drift.

The dew-cold Milky Way is approaching late at night,

I lie down and listen to the heavenly sun weaving silk ribbons.

"Dawn Crossing of the Yellow River"

[Tang Dynasty] Luo Ye

It is autumn in the plains of the river, and the poor horse is looking forward to the ancient crossing.

Last night, the moon was under the Lotus Peak, and I stayed with Mingchou through the curtain.

River Carp Climbs the Dragon Gate

[Tang Dynasty] Anonymous

I have been seeking change over time, but now I have something to follow. It is named after a carp, and it can become a dragon without any mistakes.

I have been through many hardships, and I have been blessed by good fortune. The mud and sand are not blocking the way, and the fishing bait is not allowed to meet.

The waves become powerful, but the delicate scales cannot be traced. If you let your tail wag, the rain and dew will be thick now.

"Hequ Tour"

[Sui] Lu Zhongdao

Yexia is popular, and Hequ is a famous tourist. Ying Xu asked him to ride behind him, and his carriages and horses traveled across Fangzhou.

The trees are thick with velvet velvet and chickens, and the smoke from distant cranes is thick. The sun is high and the sky is high, and the clouds are like heavy buildings.

Golden restraints are like a wolf, and orchids are like a barbarian. The hanging bells move with clear blowing, and the water chestnuts turn into beautiful colors.

It still rings the golden bell, and returns to brush the copper ditch. I am only afraid of the Spring Festival Gala, but don’t talk about the worries of thousands of years.

"Night Mooring on the Yellow River"

[Ming] Li Liufang

On a bright moonlit night on the Yellow River, the cold sand looks like a battlefield.

The rushing water makes a roar, and the plains reach the wilderness.

Wu Huishu is difficult to reach, and the road to Yantai is long.

The man has been a guest for a long time and does not recognize that he is a foreign country.

"Ode to the Yellow River" (Jin Dynasty)

Cheng Gongsui

Looking at the mighty and powerful rivers, nothing can be more beautiful than the Yellow River.

The Kunlun Mountains are extremely steep, and the rocks are jagged.

Climbing the Dragon Gate and traveling south, the wind blows over the clouds in Qu'a.

When the mainstay is lifted, it stirs up turmoil; when it crosses Luorui River, it makes waves.

The body is entrusted with the snake in the back earth, and the spiritual man is placed in the sky.

It passes through the Nengdian River in the middle of Xia, and passes through the wilderness in Shuobei.

It has been in the north for two weeks, and it has flowed to the south of Jin for three years.

Qin opened up the land from the west, and Qi controlled the east and drew the territory.

The Yin Tu were entrenched and settled forever, while the Wei moved to Jiji and settled in the territory.

Zhao Jueliu defeated Wei Xi, and Ying led the ditch and destroyed Liang.

I sigh when I think about the sages, how difficult it is to measure virtue.

"Crossing the Yellow River"

Fan Yun

The river is fast and turbid, and the water cannot be boiled. It is difficult for junipers to be ranked, but only for pine boats to win.

The empty courtyard is covered with old trees, and the old trees remain in the desolate area. No human traces were seen, but foxes and rabbits were seen.

Message to the old man on the river, how can this water be clear!

"Crossing the Yellow River"

The road leads out of Daliang City, and the river is clear at dawn.

The sun turns over the dragon's cave and the wind sweeps away the geese and the sand is flat.

Leaning on the sword and doing business, Zhang Fan expresses his travel feelings.

I don’t know where I am, and I can hear singing in the sky.

"Late Crossing the Yellow River" [Tang Dynasty]

King Luo Bin

Thousands of miles to find the way home, but a reed disturbs the plain. The clear waves reach the horse's cheeks, and the rushing water rushes to the dragon's gate.

The sun shines with glory and light, and the stormy wind and waves turn. The singing of the firewood breaks in the wind, and the sound of the woodcutter enters the Xinxin.

The autumn clouds are falling on the far bank, and the evening mist is thick in the deep pool. Who can pass away on the river, and his soul will not return at sunset.

"Climbing Yunlong Mountain and Seeing the Yellow River Migrating North"

[Qing Dynasty] Jin Deying

The corner of Yunlong's head is isolated and steep, and the green mountains come towards each other.

The Yellow River is so fast that the mountains also avoid it, leaving only the surging west face.

Songshi and Bianluo are two thousand miles away, and the weather is gloomy and even Pinggao.

It has been a long time since the guests and hosts in the pavilion left, but there are still traces of them left to watch.

Pengcheng uses rivers as terrain hazards, and a natural lake flows to the east.

It is a pity that tens of thousands of households are at the bottom of the cauldron, relying on ants' holes and golden embankments.

This autumn, I will be surprised to see something strange happen. It can be severe or exposed.

It turns out that at Sunjiaji in the upper reaches, the floods collapsed overnight.

Beishan is dotted with Zhoujun. Most of the farmhouses are located in Yinpan'ao.

The waterway of Qinghe River was cut across and reversed to fill the salty water.

I feel sorry for him who fell into Zhongze during his expedition, but I am envious of you and the crane soars into the sky.

The ancients managed the river but not the luck, even if they allowed travel and entertainment to be lenient.

Now you must bow your head and follow the line, and be willing to be restrained and follow me.

People from the south to the north were both sick, and Gu Huai Gu Yun worked harder.

The piles of wood and rocks are increasing day by day, but there are silt pads and no clearing.

When there is rain, it will always swell and overflow, and when frost accumulates, it will disappear.

As an official, he concealed his taboos and hoped that he would be exempted.

Otherwise, Hu Duhe Bo will show off his arrogance on the day of the Hundred Gods.

Looking up at the ballads and asking about the sadness, how can it be the ninth grade of leap cakes.

In the Ming Dynasty, the post horses went straight north and inspected the Jingshan Bridge near the current.

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