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Humorous sentences about sausages

1. Sausages are filled at home every year. Pork is really expensive this year, so the whole family should raise money to fill sausages. Looking at the only two sausages left in the refrigerator, I feel extremely precious!

Whenever I see my mother marinating meat, filling sausages and marinating fish during the Spring Festival, I feel that my generation seems to never cook it now.

I suddenly thought of a very serious problem. Has the price of pork dropped? If not, how can I fill sausages in the New Year? My favorite sausage.

My mother went to the market to buy pork and sausage early in the morning. Now looking at the sausage hanging on the balcony, she feels like a big family.

Mom said pork was too expensive this year, so she didn't plan to fill sausages. This is the most fatal blow to me since the price increase of pork!

6. Today is the weekend. Pouring sausages at home, the pace of the Spring Festival is getting closer and closer!

7. Filling sausage is a seemingly simple and complicated process, including buying meat, preparing materials, casing and machinery, plus filling and drying. Life experience is very important.

8. A city that must have sausages and bacon in the New Year is already whispering, whether to fill sausages or eat sausages this year.

9. My eldest son-in-law likes to eat dried fish, and my mother's refrigerator is full of dried fish slices. Now my little son-in-law likes sausages, and my mother has started filling sausages manually again. This year, I really want to spend a lot of money on meat.

10, there are still two months before the Spring Festival. I haven't filled sausages and bacon at home yet. What a panic! The meatballs are still frying.