Looking for crosstalk lines

A: The audience gave us such encouragement. What good art performances do we have?

B yes.

How many viewers are here today? They are far away from home, riding bicycles to watch our programs, expressing their love and feelings for us. In fact, we look like this, and you don't like it.

Are you ashamed?

A Some audiences know the performances and performances of our Tianjin Quyi Troupe, and they are interested in Quyi. Tianjin is the hometown of Quyi.

B: That's right.

A It's recognized all over the country. You know art, especially crosstalk. The audience in Tianjin knows it very well. How to lie down, how to cushion, how to turn this "burden", what is turning, turning and padding, most viewers understand. How skilled you are at listening to cross talk. Huh? This is a great encouragement to our actors, especially young and middle-aged actors. You know all the audience, right?

I know them both.

A is familiar with them all. Oh! Do you know me? Think about it.

B Oh, I don't remember.

Who am I? Go ahead.

Oh, forget it, forget it.

What's my name?

B forgot, forgot! What's your name?

Ma Jia!

The second horse? Your name?

A stand up three times.

B Oh, it's still "up and down". What are you doing up and down? Oh! This is Li San.

Ah, yes. Know my nickname?

Oh, and a nickname?

Haven't you heard of it?

No, no.

A: Hey? Everyone knows my nickname.

B What's your nickname?

A good man.

A good man?

A good man.

Oh, are you a kind person? Let's see, is this good man like this?

What is like? Why? What should it be like? Kind-hearted.

Kind-hearted?

A has a kind heart. Don't lie, don't lie to anyone, don't lie.

B yes.

A never cheated anyone, never cheated anyone, never found a bargain. Be kind and treat others with conscience. Kindness is softhearted. No fighting, no scolding. Irony behind your back? Hurt people? Mom Ren Shan, never.

B there is no such thing.

Fight? Good people don't look. I don't even watch boxing matches. I have a soft heart. I heard that there was a fight, and I couldn't bear it. I can't bear to watch it, and I dare not. Oh, my god

B hey, sun.

The heart is soft. It is too soft. Soften! He is a big shot. He has never seen cows, chickens or live fish slaughtered. He has never seen it. He's heard of it. Hey, kill fish, big live fish, flap the edge, live fish, jump, jump! Grab it! Have loose bowels with a knife or something. I've heard of it, but I've never seen it.

B haven't seen it Hey.

Oh, I can't stand it! Very good! Whoever hit me didn't kill anyone.

Oh, oh.

A that's right, great.

B good.

A Okumo fell from the nail wall and trampled to death? Ma Renshan certainly didn't.

Oh, a Okumo fell off the wall and didn't even step on it?

A spider? There is a bug on my bed, a big bug! What should we do?

B twisted to death?

Twist to death? What a shame. This is a small life. Does it understand? Does it know? Don't bother, hey, it's over! Mom Ren Shan, come on.

No.

A big bug, whatever.

B hey!

Even if I catch a big louse, ouch, ho! What should we do?

B was crushed to death.

Squeeze one? What a shame.

B how about that?

A: That's a kind of life. Squeeze it?

B throw it underground.

A threw it underground and starved to death.

B how about that?

Whoever you are looking for, put it around your neck.

Hey! Oh, dear!

Jiashan.

B what is this called goodness? This is called immorality. Lice?

A weak heart. I am soft-hearted!

Soft hearted? Play with lice

A: We saved its life, and we haven't suffered yet.

B hey.

A is looking for a fat man.

B still need to find a fat man?

Ah, I'm full.

B hey, great!

A is playing.

B drama? Is this fun? All right!

You see, this is very interesting. Why do you eat every day?

B, let lice eat it?

Now I want to do good!

Ah, ah! Did you do well? I avoid you. Put lice, right?

Who puts lice?

Will you do good?

To do good, I'm just making an analogy. How can there be such convenient lice?

Oh, what's your address?

A is from Shunyi county.

B Shunyi county?

A small place, Shunyi.

Shunyi county in northern Beijing?

A Yes, it's north of Beijing.

B It's 90 miles from Beijing.

Right, right, right, Shunyi county. There is a Ma Po in Shunyi County, my hometown.

Oh?

A mapo.

B Shunyi county?

A: Yes.

B Nanmapo and Beimapo. Two big towns?

Ah, yes!

B know, know!

A South Mapo and a North Mapo. How did you know?

Me?

A Have you ever been there?

No.

A Have you ever been there?

B hasn't been there.

A How do you know that?

B I heard you.

A Have you ever been there?

B hasn't been there.

A has never been there? All right, all right. Nanmapo and Beimapo, those houses belong to our family.

B Are they all from your family?

Ah, those houses, those big towns, all belong to the Ma family. You call Beijing to inquire about Huang Tu Ma's home in the north of Beijing, which is our home. The nickname of our family? Hehuang Majia.

Oh, your family sells loess.

A selling loess? The cart sells loess. how much is it?

Huang Tu majia.

A said that no matter how far you go from Beijing to the north, you will see yellow land, won't you?

B is yellow land.

A As long as it is yellow land, it is our home.

b？

A yellow horse.

B. As long as it is yellow land, it belongs to your family.

Look at the yellow land, then don't ask! Don't ask, it's mom's.

B Gee, how many hectares are there?

How many hectares are there in a park? More than two thousand miles.

Hey! More than two thousand miles?

Ah, whatever. It's inside. It's inside.

The second richest man.

What kind of rich man? We dare not say rich people.

B big family

Ah! In our hometown, let alone the first family, there are two people who are not poor in money.

The second richest man.

A: Hey? In Tianjin and Beijing, is this still a rich man? Why don't we use this place? In our place, it is richer. Save it, there are businesses at home anyway. You have been to Beijing, so take two more steps. Ask around at Majia in Shunyi County, Huang Tu, and visit our house. Our house, house, courtyard wall and yard are miles away.

Hey! Oh, one side 10 mile?

-Hey, hey! Four sides, forty miles. There are eighteen roads in our yard, and there are more than 500 people in our family.

The second richest man.

More than 1300 people go back to their rooms, take charge of things, drive cars, spend their time in the kitchen, and even have servants.

B hey, big family.

We are descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of Guo Fu in the Han Dynasty.

B, Ma Yuan's junior.

Ah! Does Ma Chao know? The Three Kingdoms Ma Chao.

B I know.

Our ancestors Ma Chao and Ma Dai. That was our previous generation. Our predecessor was Ma Yuan, the general of Fu Na in the Han Dynasty. This is all a family, surnamed Ma.

Ma, the second surname, is a family?

A: Ah.

Oh, there is a "horse widow" in Pingju. What is your family?

A has the same surname.

B What's wrong with this place?

A it's different. We are descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of Guo Fu in the Han Dynasty. Please inquire about Li Wanchun, a literary singer.

Is your family called Tang Hui?

A tan Fu Ying.

B, go to your house to sing?

We don't call it a church gathering. We dare not say so. We are friends of others and people respect us. Let's invite them to my house for a few days to eat, live and play. We want them to be happy. Sing it.

B hey.

We don't call it a church meeting. Invite them to come, stay for a few days, have fun and visit Ma's home. Sing a few paragraphs, and everyone will take two paragraphs when you leave.

Oh, take two ... cucumbers! Yes, your family has more land and more cucumbers.

A that's ridiculous! People sell so hard, I'll give them cucumbers after the song?

B: What should I bring with me? No cucumbers.

A Hey, that's ... gold.

B take gold?

A gold bar is this big one and this long one. 12 1. Everybody take two. There are many in the backyard. It's a mess Here you are. What are the obstacles? Why put it aside? Take it and play.

Ouch!

A big ingot, a small ingot, a small shovel and that small one, take it! Play for the children.

B hey, ouch!

A is useless!

B pile? Gold bars piled up like mountains!

Ah, I'm good at making friends, and I don't care about money!

Your shoes need nailing! Haha, change shoes. Those gold bars.

Ask, you see everything! I always wear these shoes!

B yes! It hasn't changed at all.

A did you see it? I don't want to change it.

B don't want to change?

A: Ah.

B Hey, neither do you.

A clean stream.

B is it clean?

A suit is noble and clean, but not expensive. Ceng Zi said: "The steamed stuffed bun has meat but no pleats."

b？ Is this "Zeng Zi Yue"?

Come to our house. Do you think highly of me?

Respect it.

Would you like to be my friend?

B yes.

A survey of Majia Garden. Have you ever been to the garden?

B Yes, I have. I visited all the gardens in Beijing.

Where's a?

B Wanshou Mountain.

Is there Wanshou Mountain?

Yijingshan.

Is there one in Jiajing Mountain?

B beihai.

A Have you seen a good movie? Still ... still going to the garden What is that?

Your garden?

What's in Beihai? Look at that tree! Looking at flowers? Where are there no trees? There are trees along the road.

B what's in this garden?

A vest, hey!

B what's in it?

A vest garden, flowers are not fresh. Trees? Who hasn't seen a big tree? You visit the garden. What kind of trees do you visit? Hey, really! Majia Garden, what you see is art and scenery.

B Oh, what do you have there?

A What's in it? Majia Garden has more than 60 small white pagodas. Ta, do you understand?

B I know.

Jiata! More than 60 small white pagodas, one higher than the other. The shortest and smallest tower is like the top of a department store.

Hey! What about the youngest?

Ah!

Ouch!

A There are more than seventy exhibition halls. The pavilion is full of white marble blocks and glass brick pavilions! The bottom of the pavilion is covered with silver. Crane and deer on both sides of the strait share the same spring, full of real gold.

Wow.

Jade horn, cat's eye, tourmaline tail. Crescent River, a white marble bridge. Goldfish and whitebait in the river are better than donkeys, and toads are as big as camels.

Hey! Hey? Toad bamboo shoots are like camels?

One thing.

B ok! This one.

Have you ever seen a goldfish?

B I have seen it.

Aren't you going to see goldfish in the garden?

B that depends.

How big is A?

B There are all kinds of gardens. So big.

Where's a?

Beihai park.

A Oh, how big is it?

B Zhongshan park.

A Oh, is it this big?

B this is the biggest!

Play with fish? Play this? Fried fish, fried fish? Give it to me for free Give it to me for free I don't want it.

B is it?

Ma Jia's family plays with fish. Which one do you want?

How big is your fish?

A hum! How old is it? Do the math! See the table?

Table B.

A it's so big

B so big?

Ah! Goldfish. Wang Tian Er Yu, Tiger Head Fish, Blue Hairball Fish, Red Hairball Fish, Flower Shell Fish, Flower Root Fish, Big Cuttlefish. Cuttlefish, understand?

B cuttlefish? Black?

A black one, like Xiao Lv, like a little black donkey.

B Gee, is this fish so big?

Ah, goldfish!

Ouch! Where do you eat?

A fish tank.

B fish tank? How big is this?

How big is A? Glass brick. Thin glass? Thin glass, what is the fish tank for? Glass brick, thick glass brick, fish tank! I brought it from abroad.

B how big is this?

How big is A! Ok, you do the math! Have you seen Democracy 10?

B democracy 10, steamboat?

A.

B Tianjin is bound for Dalian.

A: Yes, "democracy 10".

B I know.

Ship A is wandering around my fish tank.

Hey! "Democracy 10" wandering in your fish tank?

A: Ah.

Oh, how did you get in?

A crane! The crane hoisted it in.

B oh, it's hung in.

Let it go around and see how long it takes. Just for fun. I brought it from abroad. Foreigners gave me eight boxes and eight boxes, one foot thick, whole and ivory.

How big is this?

A Frenchman gave me a piece of cowhide. It was open, five miles long, seamless and complete.

B how old are you?

A country in Switzerland, a clock in my house, a big clock on the table, made of wood.

B is a clock, all made of wood.

A Are they all made of wood? That's the shell, the shell is made of wood, and the parts in this company are completely made of wood, the whole wooden clock.

b？

A, don't wind up, don't turn on electricity, and go straight. Is it enough? When the door of the watch opened, a wooden head jumped out. Wooden head, so high, with a small gong in one hand and a gong hammer in the other! "Dangdang!" Hold out your hand and talk-"It's two o'clock!"

B yes! All right!

A went out at three o'clock again "Bang, bang, bang"—"It's three o'clock!"

All right.

Do you want it? I will give it to you!

B no!

Show it to you to play with.

B No, I have no place to put it.

A that's all right. Think highly of me?

Respect it.

Hey, do you want to make friends?

B yes, yes.

Come to my house for a few days.

B I'll visit you sometime.

What do you mean you have time? You have too much time! I'll drive to pick you up! Go and play here, and take some with you when you leave.

B no! A lot, I don't want it!

I make friends easily! Hate me?

B I don't hate it.

Ah, to be honest, are you tired of me?

B not boring.

Really?

B really.

A I make friends easily. Many friends asked me, Ma Renshan, to get some money. Take some money, now there are some disaster areas, how to solve the problem of people's food in the disaster areas? I said, is that easy? Open several porridge factories. Let's eat.

Listen to this.

What is this? One month's interest is enough! Not many people, hundreds of thousands of people, eat!

Do you mean charity?

Let's not leave here! Don't say that. Charity is not available.

Don't whisper.

A: We are not a charity. How dare we leave the word "give up"? We don't count! Helpless, the rich have rotten meat, the poor have no food to sleep, fat can be obtained, the stables have fat horses, the people starve to death, and there are no people. This causes wild animals to eat each other. Ceng Zi said, "The unsatisfied don't know that the hungry are hungry."

B Is that what Ceng Zi said, too?

A: Hey, hey! Porridge factory, porridge factory.

B has opened a porridge factory. How much millet does100000 people eat?

What is Xiaomi doing? Are you full of millet porridge?

B what do you eat there?

A Three meals a day, Zhajiang Noodles in the morning and beef stew at noon.

B at night?

Bao, eat jiaozi at night!

Is this a porridge factory? Oh, dear!

A beef, eat it and serve it! That's not enough. I stood by and watched. Eating more is a blessing. Eat! I am having a swell time.

Le Yi?

I am very happy.

After playing, you go home and eat your wowotou.

A how do you know? Do you care? I'd love to! I eat steamed bread. What are you going to do to me?

What have I done to you?

I eat steamed bread. Dare you do something to me?

B I wonder, I don't eat stewed beef

A I just like eating wowotou.

B stewed pancakes are delicious!

How dare you do anything to me? You touched me?

B, the battle is coming!

A I just like eating wowotou.

B Then you can eat!

A I do! It's none of my business to eat wowotou.

B why don't you eat beef?

Look, let's eat the steamed corn bread. Not eating meat means not eating meat.

Why don't you eat?

A I'm fine! I have a soft heart. Calf, lamb, kill with one knife! Eat? Well, I can't stand it. I hope there is no harm, but it is also a kind technology. See the cow but not the sheep, the gentleman is to the beast! Seeing his life can't bear to see his death, and hearing his voice can't bear to eat his meat. It's really a gentleman's distant cooking.

Yes Ceng Zi said. ...

Wait a minute, please stop! You can't say anything nice!

A you have to eat like this every day. Three meals a day, more for the New Year! Do you want to go on holiday?

B: Yes!

Do you want to celebrate the New Year?

B: Yes.

What if there is no money for the holidays? Give him something. Take it away! Eat at home.

B Well, I usually eat this. There are also special supplies for festivals and festivals.

A: Yes.

Ouch! The first of these three festivals is May Day.

May Festival, Zongzi. Eat zongzi, fifty or fifty zongzi per person!

B fifty?

Fifty per person, regardless of children. Everyone gets a share. Take it away! Eat it!

B, one or two, that?

One or two? Is the horse's zongzi one or two?

Oh, one or two?

Who cares about you?

B yo? How big is that?

There are thirty dates in each zongzi.

b？ A zongzi with 30 dates?

Hey, I'm looking at my bag. Hey, customized.

B with rice?

Well, you can't miss the dates. There must be thirty dates in each zongzi.

B: Great! Return what?

A also gave half a catty of red cherries, half a catty of white cherries, half a catty of black and white mulberries and fifty bada apricots. Twenty yellow and white zongzi, twenty hibiscus zongzi, a basket of coriander, a basket of peppers and ten roses. Two calamus, two dwarfs, one or two cinnabar, one or two realgar, three sacred symbols, two civil and military judges, ten Five Blessingg treasures, three gourds, five catties of white flour, one catty of shochu, one jar of rice vinegar and five catties of yellow croaker. If it stinks, change it.

B hey! That's very thoughtful. Oh, dear!

A Everyone, whether adults or children, has a share. It's good.

B It's May Festival now, but what about August Festival?

August Festival? Moon cakes!

B Yes, moon cakes.

A Each person will be given two reunion cakes and small moon cakes.

Two two one.

One two one? Six pounds each.

b？ Six pounds each.

A Six pounds each, which is small in our family.

B where is it?

Jiamajia moon cake, more than 30 kilograms! So big, so thick! You can't even break it. You have to hit it with a hammer! "When! When! When "! Smashed.

B smashed it! Steamed in a steamer, right? This bean cake is!

Did I say bean cake? Moon cakes as big as bean cakes.

B Do you have this big one?

A it's made to order. What has changed about this Majia moon cake? You taste this stuffing, look, you taste it!

B no! Assorted stuffing. What else has changed?

Your assorted stuffing. Is Ma's family the same as yours?

what has changed?

A This Ma family is called "What's changed", this moon cake.

B: What's the change?

Change the past, handy. What you want to eat depends on what you say, and then it changes. "Wow, this big moon cake is delicious. It's full of sugar. " Goodbye! Hey, the sugar stuffing is delicious. Take two bites, tired of it! "Hey, jujube paste is good!" See you again! There's no sugar at all, it's all jujube paste.

B hey! Is this good?

A "jujube paste is delicious! Oh, south, coconut stuffing, we can't eat it here! " See you again! Coconut stuffing. Do you believe it or not? Do not believe, scold the street!

B letter! I believe!

What kind of moon cake is this?

What has changed?

Whose family?

Who has it? Ma's family has.

A How do you know that?

This is what you just taught me.

A: Yes. That's right. What kind of moon cakes? Give everyone two big moon cakes.

B: Anything else?

A also gave ten Zilaihong, ten Zilaihai, a catty of meat moon cakes and a catty of vegetarian moon cakes; A meal of fresh fruit: five apples, five peaches, five pomegranates, five persimmons, five pears, ten areca nuts, ten fruits, ten Pak Lei, half a catty of grapes, two catties of dates, a watermelon, a handful of cockscomb flowers, three moon yards, a high fragrance, a pair of plain wax, and eight and a half catties of river crabs outside. Fat.

Oh ... huh? This crab is hanging, eight and a half pounds?

Ah, this is custom-made.

B ah ... ah? Crabs are also made to order?

A it's not custom-made, it's ... fishing!

Where can I get it?

A Go to our river. Toads are like camels.

Okay, okay, okay. There is one in your river.

Eat this on August Festival.

B Oh, today is August Day. It's the New Year!

A year off, Laba porridge.

b？ Laba porridge?

Honey melon sacrifices to the stove! Twenty-third of the twelfth lunar month, all of them!

B has everything?

Ah!

So ... what does Laba do?

Take it all away on the third day of the twelfth lunar month! Take away all the sacrificial stoves. I'm too busy this year to have a rest.

B is it?

A Laba porridge is even given to those who worship the stove.

What did b give you?

A boiled porridge, Laba porridge! Rice! Take it! Everyone is involved. Give each person a catty of rice, a catty of yellow rice, a catty of barley rice and four or two water chestnut rice; Half a catty of mung beans, half a catty of red cowpeas, half a catty of red beans, one catty of raw chestnuts, two jins of jujubes, half a catty of walnut kernels, four ounces of rock sugar, two ounces of sugar, two ounces of roses, two ounces of stevia, two ounces of green silk, two ounces of red silk, two ounces of raisins, two ounces of longan meat, one piece of paper, one piece of gold ingots and wax.

Cold water? Whatever, everything is under control!

A By the way, there is still one year left.

B Gee, how much did you give up this year?

A it's not over yet How can I place an order at the end of the year?

B Oh, can I pay you back at the end of the year?

What do you mean, give it back? If a gentleman follows the Tao, he can choose to be kind! You can't give up halfway!

B: That's right.

Jia Zengzi said: "One sheep is also driven, and two sheep are also released!"

B ok, here we go again! Did Ceng Zi say this?

The word "A" belongs to Ceng Zi ... Hey, one sheep is driven and two sheep are released! My legs are numb! Hey, hey, gong! ..... That's all Ceng Zi said. Take a year off.

What is the second year off for?

Take a year off? Five feet of honey supply. Everyone gives five feet of honey. You got it?

B I know.

Lots of honey supply! An Gong, Beijing Zhengmingzhai custom-made!

B: That's right.

Nails are brittle and sticky! Sweet mouth!

B hey!

Lift up your greedy big bug. Everyone gives honey a lecture.

What else will b give?

A there is more! For fresh fruit, vegetarian food, butter moon cakes, fresh noodles, three bowls in front of the king in the kitchen, a pair of heavy vegetarian dishes, a pair of big double bags, a pair of small red envelopes, and more than six halls; Twenty-eight bowls, six flowers, five pomegranate flowers and a piece of mutton for the god of wealth. Outside, you need a red rope, a packet of fruit for the New Year's Eve, money for hanging lanterns outside, a piece of bedding, five spring couples, street couples, door couples, Buddha couples, God of Wealth couples, kitchen couples, blessing couples, Buddha couples, horizontal couples, and fighting couples. Going out to see happiness and looking up to see happiness, two dusters, a bunch of Tibetan incense, a helmet and a kitchen king niche. Ten red flowers, ten white flowers, ten yellow flowers, thirty satin flowers, and a Shimen god. One official, one heaven and earth, one god of wealth, one pair of popular. A guide list of the God of Wealth, a constitutional book, a red lantern, ten burning papers, ten hemp classics, ten hemp Lei Zi, five kicks, three whips, a high incense, a thread incense, ten coils of incense, a box of refined ingots, two pancreases, two explosives, ten pieces of red cotton, two boxes of powdered fat, a jar of osmanthus oil, two hundred kilograms of bituminous coal, two or three. One hundred steamed buns, two catties of yellow rice cakes, two catties of white rice cakes, two catties of bee cakes, one hundred pieces of rice cakes, five catties of beef, five catties of mutton, a pair of pheasants, a pair of wild cats, a lump of flour, a piece of venison, two fat hens, a duck, a Kanto chicken, two hundred catties of cabbage, two hundred catties of sauerkraut, ten handfuls of spinach, two bundles of leeks and two catties of carrots. Five ducks, two catties of black and yellow sauce, four ounces of sesame sauce, half a catty of water, half a catty of salted carrots, a packet of pickles, four ounces of shrimp oil, a jar of laba vinegar, a packet of pepper, a packet of star anise, a packet of spiced noodles, a packet of red rice, five catties and eight pieces, 200 vegetarian jiaozi and a deck of playing cards.

Hey! Oh, dear!

First, the cost of opening the door on this day is more than 2 billion!

B Yes, more than two billion, hey.

A sold cotton-padded jacket and ate tofu brain this morning.

b？ Don't you run a porridge factory?

Well, I gave up like this, but I haven't made a fortune yet!

B didn't get rich