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"Three Good Students" Zhu Bajie

Everyone has heard of it, right? Pig eight quit? Right? What is its image in your mind? What is its image in my mind? Miyoshi students? .

Miyoshi students? Yes, he is a delicious, sleepy and lewd apprentice. You don't believe me? Then let's take a look!

First of all, delicious.

As soon as everyone saw the pig's big belly, they guessed that it must be a pig that had to eat. I guess, before he learned the scriptures, he must have been used to eating big fish and meat in Gaolaozhuang. I'm afraid he will eat two chickens at a meal! Now go to learn the scriptures. If you want to eat vegetarian food, Pig Bajie should not be able to fill your stomach! You see, a group of them passed by a small village and scared all the villagers away. Only one family was willing to receive them. You must be polite in other people's homes. Look at this pig. He sat down as soon as he listened to the meal. People recite the Lenten Sutra. He has finished eating a bowl of rice. The old man was well-advised and sent over a dozen bowls of rice, all of which were swept away by the pig head. Most people are usually full, but Bajie patted his stomach and said that he was only half full. Tell me, can it not taste good?

Second, sleep well.

For people, sleep helps to grow, but for pigs, this is not a good thing. As the saying goes? People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong? The pig grew stronger as it slept, and it was still sleeping when it was finally slaughtered. But Pig is not afraid, it will change and see who dares to catch it. Therefore, Pig Bajie developed the bad habit of not sleeping well. Does everyone know? Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon? Right? Yes, it was Bajie who provoked the Monkey King to be expelled from his legacy. Now Bajie is a big brother. Although he is happy, he is also depressed. He wants me to go to this lent, which is really annoying! Master told him to go to Hua Zhai, so he hid in the grass and slept. After a few hours' sleep, both the Tang Priest and the Sand Monk were hungry.

Third, lewd.

Pig Bajie was originally Marshal Tian Peng, but he was banished from the world for molesting Chang 'e. It can be seen from here that Pig Bajie is very lewd. Pig Bajie who lives on the earth has never changed his mind. When he saw a beautiful woman, his eyes lit up, and then he twisted his fat waist and came over, sticking to the girl like a dog skin plaster. Before Zhu Bajie studied classics, he became a scholar and married Gao Taigong's daughter. This woman's name is Cuilan, and she is weak in nature and beautiful. Later, Pig changed back to her original shape and locked her in the backyard. When Pig Bajie surrendered, Cuilan had already met her family. Although it is a long way to learn from the scriptures, Bajie is not afraid. As long as she sees a woman, she will jump away! Really lewd!

so this is it? Miyoshi students? Pig eight quit.