Tell me some sentences in the humorous circle of friends

1. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

2. Meat is what I want; thinness is also what I want; I can’t have both, so I’ll get rid of both.

3. The words life mentions for you are composed into rock and roll poems.

4. Teacher, can we change the teaching method? For example, dreaming.

5. How much sorrow can you have? There is a monkey riding on the tree and another monkey on the ground.

6. Even if your famous flower has its owner, I will still replace it with others.

7. If you don’t remember me, I will give you big-eared melon seeds. Let you always remember me.

8. They say women are made of water, so am I! It’s just that I’m made of soda and I’m irritable.

9. Sometimes it rains because the world needs to be washed. Sometimes it rains in the eyes because the heart needs to be washed!

10. Giving you face is polite, not giving you face is reasonable.

11. Studying and memorizing in silence makes you tired and tired. When reviewing before exams, it is the most difficult to catch your breath. How can three cups and two cups of coffee defeat him? The papers are piled up? I am sad to fail the exam, but it is the original question in the test paper. The bed is covered with books piled up and torn. Who wants to read them now? How can you solve problems alone while guarding the table? Mathematics is combined with physics. At dusk, I feel sad and anxious. This time, there is no such thing as "sorrow".

12. Why is my heart beating so fast? It’s because I have a thick and thin throat.

13. I can’t let my feelings hold me back from getting rich.

14. I just want you to accompany me and just smile at me. I just want you to kiss me and just tease me. I just won’t give up.

15. Bird-style diapers, the first step to bedwetting

16. Because he can shine, he is my sunshine wherever he goes.

17. Next semester, I hope that the teacher will not let me know the homework, and the homework will not know me.

18. In fact, many times, I feel sad inside, but I keep holding back from crying. I have no choice, cosmetics are too expensive, and I have to put on makeup again after crying!

19. Only if you always keep an open mind can you live a happy life.

20. Men are in love, women are interested. Turn off the light and let me go

21. I know there is a person in my heart. No matter how many years pass, he will always be there. exist.

22. Don’t say sorry to me, because we have nothing to do with you.

23. Your explanation is a cover-up, what you cover up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of sin.

Twenty-four, break up with you, because you are not even worthy of holding hands!

25. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself.

26. What men call inner beauty refers to the inside of the bra, not the heart.

27. Please do not harass, I am harassing others.

28. A charming woman is a lighter, and a charming woman is a fire extinguisher.

29. Seeing your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.

Thirty. One day, I was squatting to defecate and suddenly thought of looking at the buddy next door from under the partition. It was the most embarrassing and terrifying stare in my life.

A very talented and funny person talks about funny sentences in the circle of friends

1. Although you have a husband, what's wrong with having me?

2. I fell asleep in class and fell asleep. I thought I was at home, so I took off my bra, put it on the desk and continued to sleep. I was too embarrassed to study anymore~

3. My wife learned how to set a power-on password for the computer. Me: What is my wife’s power-on password? Wife: It’s your birthday. When I entered it, it showed something wrong. I entered both the solar and lunar calendar several times and it still wasn't right. Me: The password is wrong. Wife: You are so stupid, let me do it. Then my wife typed on the keyboard with great joy: nishengri! !

4. Youth is not always around, hurry up and fall in love.

5. Yesterday, my parents went out to eat lobster at 11 o'clock in the evening and they didn't ask me to go. Later, I posted a message on the Internet and said: My parents went out to eat lobster and they didn't ask me to come. I must have paid for the phone bill. When I read the comments this morning, a girl said: It's a miracle that your parents chose you instead of peanut oil to pay for your phone bill!

6． The day before yesterday, I was watching where my father was with my mother. When Kimi turned around, she bumped into the camera and cried. I smiled and said: Why are you so stupid? As a result, my mother said with a look of disdain: You still have the nerve to laugh at others. When you were a child, you could even scare yourself by farting! Me:

7. I can't let my feelings hold me back from getting rich.

8. Twenty years ago, young losers opened packages of crispy noodles in order to collect Water Margin hero cards. Twenty years later, for the eight cent red envelope, I anxiously rubbed my phone and sent messages over and over again. No matter whether they are children or grow up, diaosi will never escape the fate of being toyed with.

9. I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect that there were so many neighbors.

10. One day, I was squatting to defecate and suddenly thought of looking at the buddy next door from under the partition. It was the most embarrassing and terrifying stare in my life.

11. Last night I went to the supermarket to buy the following items: 1 toothbrush, 1 toothpaste, 1 roll of toilet paper; 1 frozen dinner, 1 box of popcorn. The female cashier said, are you single? I replied: How do you know, because I only buy one copy of everything? The woman replied: No, it’s because you are ugly.

12． A classmate in the class took an Apple phone and asked: Does my phone look like a copycat? Why did I go out to date a girl and she figured it out at a glance? Me: Just change your deafening ringtone next time you go out!

13. Inviting friends to dinner, I'm not very good at ordering. After looking through the menu for a long time and not knowing what to order, I asked the waiter standing aside: Is there any dry-pot chicken? The young man immediately blushed: Yes, twice.

14. What do I look like in your mind? Star. It turns out that I am so bright in your heart. No, it doesn’t matter if there is one more or one less.

15. I just received a phone call, and a deep voice on the other end of the phone said: Your wife is in my hands. I was shocked: who are you? ! Why are your hands so big? !

Tell me some funny sentences

1. The words “mean” are engraved on your face, how can I share them!

2. I rejected everyone's favor and waited for you in an uncertain future.

3. I won’t repeat the plays I’ve played, and I won’t care about the people I’ve loved.

4. I am very good, I don’t make noises or show off, I don’t feel wronged or ridiculed, and I don’t need others to know.

5. The same song, but I can’t hear the previous melody.

6. If you fall in love with someone else, please don’t tell me. I’m not as brave as you think.

7. Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

8. Some people take exams by strength, some people take exams by eyesight, but we have to rely on imagination.

9. There is no reason for love, only a reason is needed to make love last.

10. It is easy to subdue ferocious beasts, but it is difficult to subdue a human heart; it is easy to fill a ravine, but it is difficult to fill a human heart!

11. We are not lovers, we are just porters of love.

12. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed like they are going on a blind date.

13. If you dare to mess with me, send your name and phone number to Mop Hodgepodge and let MOppER spray you to death.

14. Love is like two people pulling on a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who doesn’t let go.

15. You are the national football team! Your dad is a national football player! Your whole family and your ancestors are all national football players!

16. If you don’t have the ability yourself, don’t say others are too powerful.

17. What is lost is lost, and what should be lost cannot be kept.

18. I can tell a lot of stories, ranging from suitable for all ages to not suitable for children!

19. I came quietly and left quietly. I waved my dagger and left no one alive.

20. Don’t tell your sister to grow old together. What she wants is to have black hair forever.

21. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

22. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

23. Why are we quarreling? Can't we just sit down and stab each other calmly?

24. Women use stockings to conquer men, and men use stockings to conquer banks!

25. The whole world is watching the rain, but I am the only one watching to see if he brings an umbrella.

26. The most shameless person I have ever seen is homework. I said I didn’t like it, but it still made me do it.

27. I have seen ugly people, but I have never seen anyone so ugly. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

28. Life is a waking dream, a dream from which one cannot wake up.

29. You are in a hurry online and offline in a hurry. I block other information, just waiting for your words.

30. Conquering the world is not great. A person who can conquer himself is the greatest person in the world.

31. Now I am alone again, a simple person. Don't worry about him anymore.

32. Meat is what I want; thinness is also what I want; I can’t have both, so I’ll get rid of both.

33. Air doesn’t cost money, kid. Fuck you girl, please explain to me what potato chips are all about.

34. Men are excellent because they are lonely, and women are lonely because they are excellent.

35. The quality of the teacher’s class determines the traffic of the mobile phone this month.

36. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to another person.

37. If you don’t try, you will never know what will happen next second.

38. Compromising does not mean that I can’t quarrel with you, and showing weakness does not mean that I am really afraid of you. I really don’t want to lose you.

39. Even if you are jealous, you still have to act like you are drinking soy sauce so as not to be looked down upon by others.

40. In the season when black stockings are prevalent, these thick legs are embarrassed.

41. There is no big deal. In the face of time, it is all trivial.

42. Don’t think that you have moved everything away, but you have forgotten that Leer still has a brave heart!

43. Don’t believe what others say bad things about your friends. If you believe it, then why are you still friends?

44. In the past, I watched you go away. Let me go this time.

45. Mom said that the one who holds the chopsticks high will be far away, so I don’t want to marry abroad.

46. Hold the hand. If the child refuses to leave, beat the child unconscious and continue to drag him away.

47. I can live a good life, but when I turn around, my tears keep falling.

48. The third damn aunt said that the second aunt’s eldest aunt is coming.

49. I am heartbroken for you, but you are begging for mercy from others.

50. Happy birthday to the first man to hug me and the first man to see me cry.

51. Even if love makes me fall again, the scar will still be a kind of pride.

52. You can be pretentious or create, you can spend as much as you can, and you can make trouble while you are young.

53. A wave of EXO kissing scenes are coming towards me, and I need support.

54. Others drink to get drunk when they are angry, but I buy drinks to fill my stomach when I am angry.

55. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night long.

56. If the world were full of ugly women, I believe the chance of falling in love at first sight would be much lower.

57. If you don’t want to think about it in the morning, just get dressed under the quilt and squint for a while.

58. I live at the end of the alley and she lives at the end of the alley. We play together day and night and drink tap water.

59. When there is nothing left to say to each other, the relationship will be over.

60. I never thought I would care about you so much, no matter whether our ending is perfect or not.

61. I vowed before the summer vacation that I would lose weight, but after the summer vacation I still gained weight!

62. I just want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.

63. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

64. Are you willing to be my sun? I would like you to be thousands of miles away from me.

65. I hope you can throw a bag of snacks at my face, just for such a simple and crude friendship.

66. Another name for kindness is idiot! Many things cannot be solved by just putting up with it.

67. I finally understand that it is not Russia that you can’t let go, but her.

68. Ten thousand and one million are the same, because I don’t have either!

69. Don’t just live there day in and day out. If your family is sexually hungry, go find Wangcai next door.

70. The growth of every boy is changed because of a girl.

71. Sorry, what disappears cannot come back. I have my pride.

72. Do you think my voice is too loud? Don’t you know that you always yell at dogs?

73. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

74. Even if you use a 4B eraser, you can't erase the traces left by your 2B.

75. My sister is not arrogant, she just cannot be a gentle lady. That’s all.

76. Tell me when your lips are dry and I will kiss you. Don’t always let lip balm take advantage of you.

77. One day your name will appear in my family’s household registration book!

78. Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a closer look, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

79. Your boyfriend doesn’t have to be handsome, he just needs to be cute and willing to be crazy with you.

80. It doesn’t matter what others think of you. The only important thing is that you like your true self.

81. Don’t worry about someone who has abandoned you, because his abandonment of you proves that he is not so lucky.

82. If I became the HR manager, the first thing I would do is to promote myself to be the boss.

83. Don’t worry about the things that were taken away, because everything that can be taken away is garbage.

84. You are indeed an angel descending to earth, but you landed face first.

85. If you don’t remember me, I will give you big-eared melon seeds. Let you always remember me.

86. Don’t roll your eyes too much. Be careful to become a wolf with N times the rolling eyes. After all, your IQ is.

87. I don’t know what fashion is, but I have always been leading the fashion.

Talk about funny friends circle

1. Someone just sat next to me. I went over and slapped me. How can you squeeze my invisible wings!

2. It is said that this summer, people all over the country are mourning the death of a guy named Hot!

3. Let’s break up, Mr. Summer Vacation. Don't ask me why because: the cruel, domineering and arrogant teacher at the beginning of the school year wants to be nice to me.

4. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

5. I was completely amazed at the beginning only because I had rarely seen it in the world.

6. A man’s greatest ability is to indulge his girlfriend to the point that no other man can stand it.

7. I feel depressed when I think about my weight!

8. I am really jealous of that woman. Why am I not as thick-skinned as her? 9. Cherish me while I am still here.

10. I will not watch you jump into the fire pit. I will close my eyes.

11. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You should change your profession and be my wife!

12. The chicken’s resistance is to make its own meat unpalatable.

13. I passed by a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head and next year I will grow on your grave.

14. People still need to go out for a walk more often, otherwise they will not know how comfortable it is to play with mobile phones at home.

15. Who can be as loyal to their partner as they are to RMB?

16. When God closes a door for you, he will also use the door to trap your brain.

17. It’s not like you’ll lose fans if you don’t smile!

18. The intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

19. If God can’t make me thin, then let me make my friends fat. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a pen in hand, frowning, and writing furiously just to help the top students finish at the bottom.

20. For someone as lazy as me, if I reply to everything you say, it can only mean one thing: I like you.

21. There is no rehearsal in life. It is live broadcast every day; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

Twenty-two, teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, you will be despicable if you don’t practice swordsmanship! If you don’t practice the golden sword, you will become a bitch!

23. How many pairs of those eyes that were shaken off when you were young will be left after ten years?

24. If you can’t bear to fight with me, don’t say bad things about me behind my back.

25. Don’t underestimate me. Although I can’t save the people, I can harm the people.

Twenty-six, I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

27. Eating is easy but not easy to lose weight, so eat and cherish it.

28. The so-called loyalty is just the lack of chips for betrayal.

29. You insist on making Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

Thirty. No matter how bad my scores are, they are my own children and I don’t mind them!

31. One night, when the physics evening self-study teacher was spitting on the podium, he suddenly rushed to the female classmate in the back row of me and confiscated the comic book in her physics book on the spot. The whole class was stunned and exclaimed that the teacher had developed clairvoyance. Unexpectedly, the teacher said on the spot: I wanted to cry when I looked at the physics book, but she actually laughed while reading it!

32. How are you doing now? If you are not having a good time, I will feel relieved.

Thirty-three, besides teeth, there is also love that is difficult to extricate oneself from in the world.

34. Don’t act coquettishly if you look like that. It can easily cause pregnancy reactions.

Thirty-five, if you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a hooligan!

Thirty-six. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize that being handsome can be so specific.

Thirty-seven. Do you mind if I have small breasts? Do you mind if I like my childhood sweetheart? What does it mean to play with me since childhood?

Thirty-eight, the female penguin and the male penguin quarreled and turned away. The male penguin wanted to catch up and coax her. The female penguin looked back and saw how cute he was walking and twitching, so they reconciled

Thirty-nine. If we have no discernment, we will have myopia. If we do not have youth, we will have acne.

40. You can’t wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your message, but a red envelope can!

41. Classmate, why don’t you do your homework? Do you have any objections to being spoiled by your former class representative?

42. Are there any scumbag girls? I want to fall in love with you. I hope your sweet words will coax me into being crazy. Then you cheat on me and I will be heartbroken. From then on, I will work hard and reach the top of my life.

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