Humor of being posted with a ticket and being sent to a circle of friends (4 sentences)

Humor about being posted with a ticket to a circle of friends

1. The stumbles are not high, and the violations are not small.

2. Be prepared for danger in times of peace, and be cautious.

3. The first car has been parked for more than a year, and I have seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car, which is parked outside the parking space like the first car, and is often given a ticket ...

4. I used to think that my driving skills were very good, but when I received a fine for violation, I felt really embarrassed. It was the first violation, 1,.

5. I pressed the line last week, and I was speeding this week. I don't know how to violate the rules next week, which is more expensive than taking a taxi to work.

6. since all the tickets have been posted, let's just drive away tomorrow morning. as a result, we were posted with a ticket in the morning and watched the car towed away.

7. When parking at the gate, I was worried about getting a ticket. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.

8. If the illegal parking without penalty points is increased next year, it is better not to deal with the violation first, and then deal with it after buying insurance for next year in January.

9. when you travel a thousand miles, be careful with your first step.

1. I didn't violate the rules for two years, and as a result, I got four in one month, and I don't know if one of them was caught running a red light. I'm really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I'm really angry that I violated the rules for three times in the same place!

11. oh, my god, is it so difficult to pay a violation? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, so can't we have one or two more machines? Also facilitate innovation

12. Slow down and walk slowly, don't rush, take care of life forever.

13. Even if the car is given a ticket, make up your makeup first and take a selfie to record it.

14. wake me up with a phone call after a big break! Say I have violated the rules. . . It's okay not to deduct points after checking. .

15. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also get a ticket, so please transfer it quickly.

16. Take civilization on the road and go home safely.

17. There are as many stories as there are smiles on my face. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it.

18. After eating the fine today, I feel that the wind is unclear, the white clouds are drifting, the sky doesn't understand the rain, and the eyes don't understand the weakness of tears. Therefore, I don't care about the choice, and I don't understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every kind of pain must be told.

19. We can sleep until my manager calls, and get a ticket for being late.

2. I broke the rules for the first time in my life. Let's commemorate it. Humor about being posted with a ticket and sent to a circle of friends Part II

21. After a rough calculation, I deducted at least twenty points for violating the rules. This morning, I sent another short message of 3: 15.

22. Obey traffic laws and care for the journey of life.

23. Always keep the traffic lights on, and drive safely with your life.

24. In addition to being given a ticket, I was photographed for the first time, speeding! I drove the slowest time, okay? I also said that I would control road rage, not racing, and control fuel consumption. This is the result! On the first day of moving bricks, I was dominated by the leader as a dog, unhappy!

25. It seems heartless and affectionate to punish violations without mercy.

26. Don't let your parents' hardships go up in smoke at the moment of breaking the rules.

27. You go, I go, everyone goes, and the safety awareness is: you let me let you, everyone let you, and the safe journey is guaranteed.

28. I cried too much at the movies, and my tears flowed down. Then I got out of the car and got a ticket, and I cried even more sadly. What's more, it rained. How did this happen?

29. I lost a lot. In order to go shopping in the supermarket, I ended up eating 6 yuan. After eating, the bus was fined 15 yuan.

3. Stop at the red light, go at the green light, and walk on the zebra crossing.

31. Take risks for short-term gains, and operate illegally for short-term gains.

32. You can't keep anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. After eating the fine, I want to correct it.

33. Safety is a treasure, but violation of regulations is grass.

34. My day: I got a ticket for parking in the afternoon and bought milk tea at night. My little brother took the milk tea and made it again. On my way home, I found that my car was out of gas, so I immediately went to refuel.

35. Looking at all the cars parked on the roadside, I stopped, waited in line for two hours and ate cakes for ten minutes. When I got back from the queue, I found that my car was ticketed, but there was no no parking sign.

36. Expressway, driving at an appropriate speed.

37. It's really sad that I was fined 2 yuan for my illegal parking.

38. Life discount for drunk driving.

39. On the day of counting back, first the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed, and the mobile phone was flooded at night.

4. No violation for two years. As a result, I got four in a month. There's another one. Humor in the circle of friends with a car ticket

Humor in the circle of friends with a car ticket (Part I)

1. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.

2. Today, I am really helpless. I never let myself drive carefully when driving. I broke the rules for the first time and received a fine. All this really came as a bolt from the blue.

3. Safe for you, me and him.

4. don't do it because of minor safety matters, and don't do it because of minor violations.

5. Take civilization on the road and go home safely.

6. I really feel speechless. I was fined for driving and cycling, which really made my mood fall to the bottom. I was always the one who didn't obey the traffic rules!

7. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend, so you don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.

8. No violation for two years. As a result, I got four in a month. There's another one.

9. Shelter against violation of regulations means harm to employees.

1. It was originally because you violated the regulations that you were given a ticket. How come when you sent a circle of friends, you wronged the traffic police as a villain?

11. The first car has been parked for more than a year, and at least three tickets have been seen. The second car is a * * * car, which is parked outside the parking space like the first car, and is often given a ticket ...

12. It is impossible to block the road of illegal operation and take the step of safe construction.

13. If the illegal parking without penalty points is increased next year, it is better not to deal with the violation first, and then deal with it after buying insurance for next year in January.

14. I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife stay indoors!

15. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, you will have an accident.

16. warning? You want a warning, done? Well, I warn you not to think like that, or I'll write another ticket.

17. I'm really sad. I was fined 2 yuan for my illegal parking.

18. Everyone is polite when traveling every day, and the roads are safe and smooth every day.

19. Safety is the foundation of life, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.

2. Violating the parking regulations for speeding at high speed, even without penalty points or fines. Surprise, accident, happiness! Humor in the circle of friends who have been ticketed for cars (Part II)

21. Safety depends on the sense of responsibility, and accidents are designed to find offenders.

22. You said that drinking two bottles of beer has no effect on your driving, so do you think two tickets have any effect on you?

23. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also get a ticket, so please transfer it quickly.

24. Always keep the traffic lights on, and drive safely with your life.

25. You can speed up your car at any time if you like. But I need to remind you that the ticket given to you by the traffic police will make you quite refreshed.

26. Today is really an unlucky day. I was fined 2 for riding an electric car, which made me feel particularly helpless!

27. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket casually, right?

28. I cried too much at the movies, and my tears flowed down. Then I got out of the car and got a ticket, and I cried even more sadly. What's more, it rained. How did this happen?

29. A ten-minute trip to the People's Hospital can also get a ticket, so please transfer it quickly.

3. Safe construction is the cornerstone of family happiness, and illegal operation is the bane of life tragedy.

31. I have passed the driver's license test for two years, and I haven't driven much. Yesterday, I handled the violation for my husband, and I was deducted three points for the first time. Today, Alipay paid a fine. It is commendable that my husband's driver's license is almost years old. It seems that it is the first time that he has been fined for violating regulations.

32. Walk on the sidewalk, and walk by the roadside if there is no sidewalk.

33. Safety is a blessing, and violation of regulations is a curse.

34. We can sleep until my manager calls, and get a ticket for being late.

35. Looking at all the cars parked on the roadside, I stopped, waited in line for two hours and ate cakes for ten minutes. When I got back from the queue, I found that my car was ticketed, but there was no no parking sign.

36. Drive carefully for a thousand trips, but drive carelessly for more than one trip.

37. I'm really unlucky. Today, I met my uncle, a traffic policeman, and was fined for riding a bike, which made me feel that I always live in an unlucky world. No matter what choice I make, my uncle will always give me a heavy blow!

38. Every day I drive, I wonder if I ran a red light. Just now, I seem to have made it.

39. I was fined twice for parking in a row this week, and the constellation bloggers predicted the weekly fortune too accurately, which made me angry!

4. wake me up with a phone call after a big break! Say I have violated the rules. . . It's okay not to deduct points after checking. . Talk about the mood of the circle of friends with a car ticket (4 sentences)

Talk about the mood of the circle of friends with a car ticket (Part 1)

1. The moon is full in safety production, and half of it is lacking in violation of regulations.

2. illegal overloading is not worth the loss.

3. Take civilization on the road and go home safely.

4. I am really helpless today. I never let myself drive carefully when driving. I broke the rules for the first time and received a fine for violating the rules. All this really came as a bolt from the blue.

5. don't do it because of minor safety matters, and don't do it because of minor violations.

6. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend, so you don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.

7. Everyone is polite when traveling every day, and the roads are safe and smooth every day.

8. From 8: pm to 3: am, the number limit was fined 1, and it took eight hours to go back and forth for 44 kilometers, and the fuel cost was ignored, which exceeded the huge negative expectations. . .

9. Safety lies in caution, and accidents are mostly caused by violation of regulations.

1. drink and drive, take your life.

11. I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife stay indoors!

12. If we can't stop the road of "three violations", we can't start production.

13. I'm really unlucky. Today, I met my uncle, a traffic policeman, and was fined for riding a bike, which made me feel that I always live in an unlucky world. No matter what choice I make, my uncle will always give me a heavy blow!

14. wake me up with a phone call after a big break! Say I have violated the rules. . . It's okay not to deduct points after checking. .

15. I didn't violate the rules for two years, and as a result, I got four in one month, and I don't know if one was caught running a red light. I'm really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I violated the rules in the same place three times. I'm really angry!

16. The current traffic regulations are excellent. I was fined 2 for riding an electric car. I feel that I will be a law-abiding person in the future!

17. safety should not be done with small kindness, and violation should not be done with small evil.

18. I downloaded an illegal query software, and the data hasn't changed for half a year. I suspect it's useless and want to uninstall it. I tried to run a red light today, hehe, and I can really find it.

19. The points deducted recently are a bit serious. I was just fined, and I was posted a ticket for violating the regulations. Last night, I was lucky with Xiao Xiao, and I was posted today.

2. Safe production of wealth, accidents due to illegal operation. Talk about the feelings of friends who have been given tickets for cars (Part II)

21. The road is facing the sky, please take the right.

22. Through spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety will always be in your heart.

23. According to my rough calculation, I have deducted at least twenty points for violating the rules. This morning, I sent another short message of 3: 15.

24. I got a ticket when I came out for my birthday. It was 2 yuan, which was more expensive than the food I ate. I was so angry that I lost my beautiful mood.

25. You go, I go, everyone goes, and the safety awareness is: you let me let you, everyone let you, and the safe journey is guaranteed.

26. Traffic safety is for everyone.

27. One small step in comity is a big step in civilization.

28. It was originally because you violated the regulations that you were given a ticket. How come when you sent a circle of friends, you wronged the traffic police as a villain?

29. Drink a lot before work, and the accident will follow you. Sleep in class, and the accident will call you.

3. We can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it.

31. At noon, I sneaked to work with my colleagues to buy food. In the afternoon, when I was too bored, I blew water in someone else's office, and I didn't know that my car was given a ticket.

32. One person goes out for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.

33. Today is really a bad day! I'm extremely upset, I drive in a hurry and violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm about to get depressed, come and help me ...

34. Don't cross or lean on the guardrail of sidewalks, carriageways and railway crossings.

35. Don't be careless in safe operation, and accidents are easy to happen if you violate the rules.

36. I was fined twice for parking in a row this week, and the constellation bloggers predicted the weekly fortune too accurately, which made me angry!

37. Today is really an unlucky day. I was fined 2 for riding an electric car, which made me feel particularly helpless!

38. You can reverse the car savagely, but you can't rewind your life.

39. Shelter against violation of regulations means harm to employees.

4. At the bottom of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is a closed and dead-end road. The cars parked on the side of the road have been posted with tickets. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know it. Alas, it is difficult to park. A circle of friends who were accidentally ticketed (4 sentences)

A circle of friends who were accidentally ticketed (1)

1. If you drive slowly, it's a big deal for others to call you "Avanti"; No matter how fast you drive, it's also