Funny verses about long johns

1. How many jokes are there about long johns?

Introduction: You must have seen a lot of jokes, right? I must have seen a lot of bad jokes, but jokes are always there.

Let me tell you, even wearing long johns will make you smile! Ha ha! It's hilarious, let's see it together. 1: - No matter how awesome my long johns are, they can’t bring out my helplessness.

- Wear long johns and don’t take the usual path. - Do you also want a pair of long johns? yes! - Sophie stretch long johns, 360-degree stretch fit, ultra-thin! 2: - Cold...! Too late! I'm already wearing long johns! -What am I to you? You are my long johns.

-Huh? It turns out I am wearing long johns. Only in this way can I wear it on you.

- Look at the handsome guy in front of you who is fresh and handsome. Look at the handsome guy’s long johns that are fresh and stylish. With long johns, you will be more confident! 3: - Wear long johns, which will make you healthier. - He can give me some protection, and some protection can only be provided by long johns. Long johns provide 24-hour emergency warmth.

- When passion burns, accidents are inevitable. Wear long trousers to keep warm in an emergency. You can wear two pairs of autumn pants together.

- Wearing long johns, I'm coming. - Long johns, 1:1:1.

- Charter woman! Why are there no long johns? Autumn pants are free of charge. 4: - Who is it! Please don’t wear long johns in the theater! - Wear other people's long johns, leaving others with no long johns to wear.

- Once upon a time, there was a pair of long johns placed in front of me, but I didn’t cherish them. Only now do I regret it. - If God gives me another chance to wear a pair of long johns, I will wear them. If If I have to add a time limit, I hope it will be ten thousand years! Look at the big picture 5: - So happy! Wearing long johns again! - Classmate Li Ziming, classmate Li Ziming, your mother sent you a pair of long johns! - I love you ~ black cow trousers. - Although autumn pants are good, don’t wear them too much~ 6: - Just wear your autumn pants and you will know.

- Long johns, never stop wearing them. - Send red autumn pants to elders! -Our beautiful, Haichang invisible long johns.

7: - Long johns, long johns, long johns, oh my, long johns, long johns, long johns, oh my, long johns, long johns, long johns, oh my, it feels so good to wear long johns~ (Justin's baby tune) - Doll Healthy, white and strong, Naaisi children's nutritional long johns. - Where is the nutrition? Wearing long johns is nutritious. Vc plus Ve in long johns is nutritious! - Travel with long johns - Liqun.

- Qiuku - more than just attracting. - I have the final say on my long johns.

When I close my eyes and open them, my long johns are rotten, howl~ When I close my eyes, my long johns are rotten and I can’t change them, howl~ - Why is this? Quickly use the Hao~Hao~ brand long johns! - The most painful thing in life is when a person is alive and his long johns are gone. The most painful thing in life is when a person dies but still has his long johns. 8: - In the past, it was very strenuous to wear five pairs of long johns to go up to the fifth floor in one go. But now, with the new pants brand high autumn pants, one pair can hold five pairs, so you can go up to the fifth floor in one go. It’s no longer strenuous! - Be civilized, promote harmony, establish new trends, and wear long trousers.

- Move when you want, sit or not, I say it’s comfortable only when your body likes it, red long johns, girly series. - "My house is being renovated, so I can't take you to play."

"It doesn't matter, I'm wearing red long johns!" - Long johns, long johns, if you don't break out in long johns, you will perish in long johns . - Your Majesty, do you still remember Xia Yuhe wearing long johns by Daming Lake eighteen years ago? - The baby is on the road to stardom, and mom wears long johns! 9: - What will happen to the world if humans lose their long johns? - Wearing long johns is not a sin.

- The house is full of long johns, which are piled up and worn out. Who will wear them now? - The first step of genius, Queshi brand long johns. - I asked you how many sorrows you have, just like everyone has a pair of long johns.

2. Looking for funny advertising slogans for long johns

Wear long johns with you (adaptation of the song to watch the meteor shower with you)

The soft long johns are not dry at all

If you go to Guanlin, you only need to be twenty-five

The crotch temperature of the long johns will protect you

If the long johns are too thick, your thighs will feel uncomfortable

No matter how windy it is if you follow me around in long johns

You will never freeze like a dog if you wear them

Everyone: Wear long johns with you. Take a walk on Zhongzhou Road

Make your legs warm and cool (Harmony: Wear long johns)

I want you to believe that these long johns are the most worthy of your possession

Mom will never say I believe in football again

The love I give you is like that elastic band

No matter you are fat or thin, I will give you the greatest tolerance

Eggs My best hope is the company of long johns

Warm my crotch and drive away the sadness of autumn wind

Wear long johns and follow me, no matter how windy it is

You wear it It will never be frozen into a dog again

Everyone: Wear long johns with you and shout on Jiudu Road

Let your troubles go to hell (Harmony: Wear long johns)

I want you to believe that my love is like that elastic band

It will last forever and never break down

(Interlude)

They say autumn pants are helpless

No one looks good in them

Please see how I pull them in the wind

Everyone: Wear autumn pants with you Shouting on Jiudu Road

Let your troubles go to hell

I want you to believe that my love is like that elastic band

It will never break down forever. Bad

Wear long johns with you for a walk on Zhongzhou Road

Make your legs warm and cool

I want you to believe that these long johns are the most worthy of your possession

Mom will never say that I believe in football again

Mom will never say that I believe in football again

My wife is Sister Lu | 2 hours ago 3. Youmu Urgent request for classic sentences about autumn pants body

"There is a kind of longing called looking through the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn pants." The weather is cold, autumn pants are popular, and Qiuku poetry solitaire is also online With the rise of the trend, funny poems about long johns such as "The belt is getting wider and I don't regret it anymore, I still have to wear long johns in the middle", "We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, it would be wrong not to wear long johns", etc. among netizens.

Let’s have “the same world, the same pair of long trousers” together. The originator of autumn trousers: "There is a kind of longing called looking through the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers."

Long johns were originally an “unfashionable” piece of equipment that was scorned by fashion people. However, recently, long johns have come to the forefront of fashion, becoming a hot word ridiculed by fashion people and leading a fashion trend. As soon as the "Autumn Trousers Body" came out, it had an explosive effect on the Internet. Millions of netizens joined in one after another and jointly developed "Autumn Trousers Body": Ancient Poetry Version Ancient Poetry Version of Autumn Pants Style Ancient Poetry Version of Autumn Trousers Style Version of Autumn Trousers Body::::: @ Su prospect: The wind is blowing and the water is easy to be cold. A strong man will never return if he does not wear Autumn Trousers.

@Guanglinmu: I heard that you don’t have autumn trousers, so I came to give them to you. May you wear autumn pants to keep you warm throughout the winter.

@ intervene to show coolness: I sat up in shock while dying of illness, where are my long johns; the crows in the dead vines and old trees wear a pair of long johns to go home @Zc丶超: The snow fell last night and the wind blew violently, Microsleep makes it difficult to fall asleep. I asked people who had returned, but they said the low temperature was still the same.

Do you know? Do you know? I have to wear long johns tomorrow. @deepthinking: I want to ride the wind back home, but I’m afraid I’ll forget to wear my long johns. It’ll be too cold at high places and my legs will get frostbite.

If I don't cherish it, I will regret it when I get cold. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God could give me a chance to wear them again, I would say three words to that pair of long johns: I wore them.

If I had to add one requirement to these long johns, I hope they are...cashmere! @ Tuned Song: What is happiness? It's the cold winter, I have long johns to wear, but you don't... The advertising word version of the long johns body advertising word version of the long johns body advertising word version of the long johns body advertising word version: The penguin that jumped into the well-_ -: Since I wore long johns, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I feel more energetic even when I jump off a building! Now one can push past three! Wear long johns to win an ipad2! Are you ready? @nancy_爱: Wear other people’s autumn trousers, leaving others with no autumn trousers to wear! The baby is on the road to stardom, and mom wears long johns! Our beautiful, Haichang invisible long johns! Behind every successful man, there is a woman wearing long johns silently! Hey, your long johns are your long johns! @Mario-milk: I used to wear long johns, three pairs a day, which was troublesome. It’s better now. I have the new thick thick long johns of the new Houzhonghou brand. I can walk up to the fifth floor in one breath. My legs are no longer cold and my waist is warm. I have the new Houzhonghou brand thick autumn trousers. I feel great, fruity, effective and affordable... Earthlings Everyone knows…. 4. Urgent request for classic sentences about autumn pants.

"There is a kind of longing called looking through the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn pants." When the weather is cold, autumn pants are popular, and poetry about autumn pants is Solitaire has also emerged on the Internet, and funny poems about long johns such as "The belt is getting wider and you will never regret it, and you have to wear long johns in the middle", "We are destined to meet you thousands of miles away, you are wrong not to wear long johns" are widely circulated among netizens.

Let’s have “the same world, the same pair of long trousers” together. The originator of autumn trousers: "There is a kind of longing called looking through the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers."

Long johns were originally an “unfashionable” piece of equipment that was scorned by fashion people. However, recently, long johns have come to the forefront of fashion, becoming a hot word ridiculed by fashion people and leading a fashion trend. As soon as the "Autumn Trousers Body" came out, it had an explosive effect on the Internet. Millions of netizens joined in one after another and jointly developed "Autumn Trousers Body": Ancient Poetry Version Ancient Poetry Version of Autumn Pants Style Ancient Poetry Version of Autumn Trousers Style Version of Autumn Trousers Body:::: @苏 prospect: The wind is blowing and the water is easy to be cold. A strong man will never return if he does not wear Autumn Trousers.

@Guanglinmu: I heard that you don’t have autumn trousers, so I came to give them to you. May you wear autumn pants to keep you warm throughout the winter.

@ intervene to show coolness: I sat up in shock while dying of illness, where are my long johns; withered vines and old trees, the crows are wearing long johns to go home @Zc丶超: The snow fell last night and the wind blew violently, Microsleep makes it difficult to fall asleep. I asked people who had returned, but they said the low temperature was still the same.

Do you know? Do you know? I have to wear long johns tomorrow. @depththinking: I want to ride the wind back home, but I’m afraid I’ll forget to wear long johns. It’ll be too cold at high places and my legs will get frostbite.

If I don't cherish it, I will regret it when I get cold. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God could give me a chance to wear them again, I would say three words to that pair of long johns: I wore them.

If I had to add one requirement to these long johns, I hope they are...cashmere! @ Tuned Song: What is happiness? It's the cold winter, I have long johns to wear, but you don't... The advertising word version of the long johns body advertising word version of the long johns body advertising word version of the long johns body advertising word version: The penguin that jumped into the well-_ -: Since I wore long johns, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I feel more energetic even when I jump off a building! Now one can push past three! Wear long johns to win an ipad2! Are you ready? @nancy_爱: Wear other people’s autumn trousers, leaving others with no autumn trousers to wear! The baby is on the road to stardom, and mom wears long johns! Our beautiful, Haichang invisible long johns! Behind every successful man, there is a woman wearing long johns silently! Hey, your long johns are your long johns! @Mario-milk: I used to wear long johns, three pairs a day, which was troublesome. It’s better now. I have the new thick thick long johns of the new Houzhonghou brand. I can walk up to the fifth floor in one breath. My legs are no longer cold and my waist is warm. I have the new Houzhonghou brand thick autumn trousers. I feel great, fruity, effective and affordable... Earthlings Everyone knows…. 5.6 humorous jokes about forgetting to wear long johns, see if you will smile

1. Asking you how sad you can be is like being caught in a cold snap without wearing long johns.

2. It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long johns. One is that you feel cold, and the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

3. You lost your way home in the haze in the north, and I forgot to wear long johns in the rain in the south.

4. I believe that one day, you will wait for someone who can give you peace of mind, the kind of peace of mind that comes from wearing long trousers tucked into socks.

5. Do you know why you have no partner? Because in this season of stockings, you are wearing a pair of long johns.

6. One time, my aunt came late at night and soiled her long johns. Because she had to wear them the next day, she took a basin of water and washed her pants in the toilet. As a result, my brother pushed the door in and saw what he saw. Stunned, I held back a sentence for a long time: "Sister, did you kill someone?" 6. What are the hilarious "Autumn Trousers"

1. I heard: Every girl who doesn't wear Autumn Trousers I was an angel with broken wings in my previous life.

2. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you and you don’t know that I am wearing long johns.

3. A kind of longing is called: looking through the autumn water! There is a kind of cold called: Forget to wear long johns!

4. Whether you wear it or not, the long johns are there, neither fat nor thin.

5. The house is full of long johns, which are haggard and worn out. Who will wear them now?

6. All heroes, regardless of their origin, must wear long trousers.

7. I won’t regret it as my belt gets wider, and I still have to wear long johns in between.

8. Look up at the bright moon, lower your head and wear long johns.

9. Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, wearing a pair of long johns goes home.

10. Who says goodbye and has no regrets? Wearing long trousers at night in the cold moon.

11. Last night, the west wind withered the green trees, and I was alone in my long trousers, looking at the end of the world.

12. The five-flowered horse and the golden fur will make you want to change into long johns in the future.

13. On this day last year, in this door, the faces and long trousers were red.

14. I can no longer hold my long trousers, and I need me more cool (cotton-wool trousers, imitated in Shanghainese pronunciation) to keep out the cold.

15. You can’t travel far without tranquility, and you can’t keep out the cold without long trousers. 7. Jokes caused by a pair of long johns

1:

- No matter how awesome the long johns are, they can’t make me feel helpless.

- Wear long johns and don’t take the usual path.

- Do you also want a pair of long johns? yes!

- Sophie stretch long johns, 360-degree stretch fit, ultra-thin!

2:

- Cold...! Too late! I'm already wearing long johns!

-What am I to you? You are my long johns.

-Huh? It turns out I am wearing long johns. Only in this way can I wear it on you.

- Look at the handsome guy in front of you who is fresh and handsome, and look at the handsome guy’s long johns that are fresh and stylish. With long johns, you will be more confident!

3:

- Wear long johns, which will make you healthier.

- He can give me some protection, and some protection can only be provided by long johns. Long johns provide 24-hour emergency warmth.

- When passion burns, accidents are inevitable. Wear long trousers to keep warm in an emergency. You can wear two pairs of autumn pants together.

- Wearing long johns, I'm coming. - Long johns, 1:1:1.

- Charter woman! Why are there no long johns? Autumn pants are free of charge.

4:

- Who is it! Please don’t wear long johns in the theater!

- Wear other people’s long johns, leaving others with no long johns to wear.

- Once upon a time, there was a pair of long johns in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. I regret it now.

- If God gives me another chance to wear long johns, I will wear him. If I have to add a time limit, I hope it will be ten thousand years!

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5:

- So happy! Wearing long johns again!

- Classmate Li Ziming, classmate Li Ziming, your mother sent you a pair of long johns!

- I love you ~ black cow trousers.

- Although autumn trousers are good, don’t wear them too much~

6:

- Just wear your trousers and you will know.

- Long johns, never stop wearing them.

- Send red autumn trousers to elders!

-Our beauty, Haichang invisible long johns.

7:

-Autumn pants autumn pants autumn pants oh my autumn pants autumn pants oh my autumn pants autumn trousers oh my wear pants is really cool ~ ( Justin's baby tune)

- The baby is healthy, white and strong, Naaisi children's nutritional long johns.

- Where is the nutrition? Wearing long johns is nutritious. Vc and Ve are added to long johns. Wearing long johns is nutritious!

- Travel with long johns - Liqun.

- Long johns--more than just attracting.

- I have the final say on my long johns. When I close my eyes and open them, my long johns are rotten, howl~ When I close my eyes, my long johns are rotten and I can’t change them, howl~

- Why is this? Quickly use the Hao~Hao~ brand long johns!

- The most painful thing in life is when a person is alive and his long johns are gone. The most painful thing in life is when a person dies but still has his long johns.

8:

- In the past, it was very laborious to wear five pairs of long johns to go up to the fifth floor in one breath. But now it’s okay. We have a pair of new pants brand high autumn pants. Take five steps and go up to the fifth floor in one go. It’s effortless!

- Be civilized, promote harmony, establish new trends, and wear long trousers.

- Move when you want, sit or not, I say it is comfortable only when your body likes it, red autumn pants, girly series.

- "My house is being renovated, so I can't take you to play." "It doesn't matter, I'm wearing red long johns!"

- Long johns, don't break out in long johns , perished in autumn pants.

- Your Majesty, do you still remember Xia Yuhe wearing long johns by Daming Lake eighteen years ago?

- The baby is on the road to stardom, and mom wears long johns!

9:

- What would happen to the world if humans lost their long johns?

- Wearing long trousers is not a sin.

- The house is full of long johns, which are piled up and worn out. Who will wear them now?

- The first step of genius, Queshi brand long johns.

- Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pair of long johns that everyone has.

- you know you love long johns, I know you care (Justin "Baby")

10:

- Behind every successful man A woman wearing long johns silently. 8. Autumn is here, use long johns to make a sentence and see who is the funniest

(1) The sun shines on the incense burner and the purple smoke is emitting. It would be silly not to wear long johns. Two orioles sing in the green willows, and I am wearing long johns. There are none; there is no grass anywhere in the world, and it is hard to find it without wearing long johns; there is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers, and it is impossible not to wear long johns; listen to a sound in the sky, I wear long johns and go on stage; if you like me, please Scream, those wearing long johns please applaud.

(2) Why do boys who wear long johns on the street look like hooligans, and girls who wear long johns on the street look like stockings? Why is it that when a boy wears boxer briefs on the street, he is a pervert, and when a girl wears boxer briefs, she is a pervert? Why is it that when boys wear vests, their superiors are like their bosses, and when girls wear vests, they are like suspenders? Why! Why!

(3) The coldest thing is not winter, but the wearing of long johns at the beginning of winter; the warmest thing is not the text messages, but the still happy heart at the beginning of winter; the happiest thing is not the days, but the You who receive blessings at the beginning of winter! 9. A hilarious joke caused by a pair of long johns