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Buy a house, send a circle of friends, and make a low-key copy of the house.

Buy a house and send a circle of friends to a low-key house. 1. If you have spare funds, you can consider buying a house, even if it is only enough to pay the down payment.

At first, happiness comes from love, and later, security comes from the house.

I made money, bought a house and went home to honor my parents.

There are thousands of lights, and one in the future belongs to me.

5. Have a keen sense of smell: as soon as a good house comes out, you should take the initiative to arrange time to see it. If you don't have time, you should create time to see it.

6. I want to lose weight and save money to buy food, drink, play, buy a car, buy a house and find someone ~ ~ ~

7. A warm family, full of food and clothing for three meals and peace in all seasons.

8. My aunt sat on the toilet for five days and nights.

9. I have to say that the property market makes academic qualifications more and more valuable. Under the influence of the new talent policy, academic qualifications are almost equivalent to room tickets.

10. Home is a circle with love as the center and happiness as the radius; Home is the starting point of life and the harbor of life.

1 1. Whether we make money or buy a house, what we ultimately want is to live a good life.

12. I have worked in this city for three years and moved three times. The rising rent makes me farther and farther away from the city center. Think about it and feel that this society is terrible. In a few years, people who can stay in the city center are either rich or expensive.

13. After buying a house, I feel that I am no longer a child, and the pressure is so great. ....

14. Stop thinking about going out to play and think about making money to buy a house, a car, decorate a house and pay off the mortgage.

15. I can't handle the results that money can handle.

Buy a house and send a circle of friends to make a low-key resumption of the house 2 16. For China people, the open kitchen is the most impractical thing;

17. Slap yourself before going out and blush.

18. I also have my own cabin.

19. Buying a house is a great event in life. How many people have struggled all their lives to buy a house? Today, I finally achieved this goal.

20. I just experienced the feeling of spending 5 million+real estate license a day.

2 1. Congratulations on becoming a house slave and owning the 1 suite, not to show off, but to commemorate and continue to work hard for the rest of your life.

22. I have long given up my dream of wandering around the world, and all that remains is to buy a house and get married. The interest on bank mortgage loans can't keep up with the difference of rising house prices. Not to mention the contracts you have signed, there are only labor contracts and rental contracts.

23. If you don't buy a house this year, you can buy a land king next year.

24. I decided to buy a house and borrowed some down payment today. The pressure is so great.

25. Nowadays, some young people choose a spouse, the garage is the foundation, and the house is the most crucial.

26. Why is the goal of others to buy a house and a car, and my goal is to go where I want to go?

27. Starting from today, I will miss the opportunity to see a single room with the handsome intermediary brother downstairs once a year. I really want to knock him out and drag him home.

28. My home has bottomed out, and I went back to before liberation overnight. I'm really broke.

29. Move to a new home to get rich, and the new home will bring you money. On the good day of moving, Zhang will move to a house, and the happy events in his life will never stop, and his career will be brilliant and create the future.

About the house, we can sum up two points: if you buy it, everything will be fine, but if you don't buy it, it will be too expensive. It is better to settle down than to expect happiness.

Buy a house and send a circle of friends on the wedding day.

On my wedding day, I bought a house and sent a letter to my circle of friends (Part 1) 1. I hope everything I want, everything I hope can be expected. Finally, one of the lamps belongs to me. Congratulations, I hope the future of house slaves can be expected.

2. Exchange your own efforts for success, and then success will be like a big slap in the face of those who once looked down on you. The louder and cooler the better!

3. A month's mortgage, eating and drinking Lazar, and human money, how can that salary be enough? What time does this day end?

What the fuck do I want you to do when I have a car, a house, a job and strength?

If men have children during their period, I am willing to fight for them and buy a car and house.

6. I just experienced the feeling of spending 5 million+real estate license a day.

I have been dissatisfied with my boss for a long time, and I still want to change my job. Wait and bear.

8. Running is not only an ability, but also an attitude, which determines the height of your life.

9. People sit at home, and debts come from heaven. Open the soil-eating mode, and more than five pieces can't participate in the activity.

10. Residential property is also very important. I regret not buying this prestigious property.

1 1. You can still smile now. Where can I find so much money next year? The pressure is so great that my family wants me to find money to buy a house.

12. Honey, you can rest assured that the house has been bought.

13. The pressure of buying a house is so great! I can't sleep well at night these days and get up early in the morning.

14. I thanked myself for biting my teeth and buying the first suite in my life when I was 2 1 year old. Since then, one of the lamps has always belonged to me. Congratulations, I like to talk about house slaves, and the future can be expected.

15. Don't buy a house. There is great pressure to buy a house. It's easy not to buy a house.

Buying a house and making friends circle on the wedding day (Part II) 16. I have to say that the property market makes academic qualifications more and more valuable. Under the influence of the new talent policy, academic qualifications are almost equivalent to room tickets.

17.30 years old has his own house, no landlord, no wandering, and the future can be expected! Where the sun shines must be your healing place.

18. If the difference between the house and the propaganda is too big, wouldn't it be miserable to be cheated? So what should we do?

19. The so-called happiness is to live with the right person in a mutually comfortable way.

20. This is Fang Jie speaking. Should I take you as a great, abnormal, proud and selfish man?

2 1. Mice came to my house to look for food, and finally they all left with tears in their eyes.

22. If God wants to destroy people, he must first make people crazy. If God wants people to be crazy, he must first make them buy a house.

23. If you have spare funds, you can consider buying a house, even if it is only enough to pay the down payment.

24. I think the pressure of buying a house is too great. My money has been hollowed out and my heart has been hollowed out.

25. I hope everything I want and everything I hope can be expected. Finally, one of the lamps belongs to me. Congratulations, I like to talk about house slaves.

26. If you buy a house and go up, you are the winner; Don't rise, or your home; If you don't buy a house, the house will go up, and you are a loser; If it doesn't rise, you still have no home.

27. We have just established a stable business cooperation relationship with a large state-owned enterprise for 20 years.

28. Why do you always get together when you buy a house and have children? The pressure is so great.

29. In the current social situation, saving money to buy a house has become a major goal in life, and so has one of my goals, which has finally come true today.

30. The building is good, the floor is good, the apartment is good, and the price is affordable. Looking forward to an early delivery!

Excerpt from the video copy of Tik Tok's recently overheated full-price tanning book (20 articles)

1. The rich have a good ending, but the poor have a good ending.

2. The days of moving are really tiring. The word house has always been a big problem for modern people, and they may have to fight for it all their lives.

The lights at home last longer than the moonlight outside the building.

4. Real and reliable, the owner talks directly, and does not charge agency fees, saving money and effort.

I thank myself for biting my teeth and buying the first suite in my life when I was 2 1 year old. From then on, one of the lamps will belong to me. Congratulations, I like to talk about house slaves, and the future can be expected.

6. The pressure of buying a house is so great! I can't sleep well at night these days and get up early in the morning.

7. I can't handle the results that money can handle.

8. The salary is only two kidneys, and the foundation is not enough to sell.

9. Be decisive. If you have a good house, you must be decisive. Don't make a counter-offer to the time owner and arouse competitors.

10. Garlic is precious, while mung beans are more expensive. If you cry about the house price, you can throw away your savings.

1 1. I feel depressed and my life is under great pressure. When can I settle down without money to buy a house?

12. Work hard if you can get it, and don't mind if you can't get it. In this way, your posture will look good whether you win or lose. Seize every opportunity, find out what you want, make clear your goals and directions and fight for it.

13. Home is a circle with love as the center and happiness as the radius; Home is the starting point of life and the harbor of life.

14. If you have any money left, you can consider buying a house, even if it is only enough to pay the down payment.

15. I have to say that the property market makes academic qualifications more and more valuable. Under the influence of the new talent policy, academic qualifications are almost equivalent to room tickets.

16. One room, two people, three meals and four seasons, sitting and watching the morning, the future can be expected, and you can live up to your youth.

17. if you buy a house, it will go up, and you will be the winner; Don't rise, or your home; If you don't buy a house, the house will go up, and you are a loser; If it doesn't rise, you still have no home.

18. I decided to buy a house and borrowed some down payment today. The pressure is so great.

19. Honey, you can rest assured that the house has been bought.

20. The deformation gauge came to see me in the village.

After buying a house, the circle of friends collected 30 low-key and ostentatious sentences in 2022.

After buying a house, the circle of friends showed off in a low-key way. 2022 (Part I) 1. Cook slowly for many years and accompany, happy, happy and safe.

2. After paying the house deposit, I feel so stressed in an instant that I have no pleasure in buying a house at all!

3. It's close to where I work, so I can sleep late in the future;

4. in the house you bought, you are confident to put P.

5. The building is good, the floor is good, the apartment is good, and the price is within the range. Looking forward to an early delivery!

6. All's well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves;

7. A month's mortgage, eating and drinking Lazar, and human money, how can that salary be enough? What time does this day end?

8. In case the difference between the house and the publicity is too big, wouldn't it be miserable to be cheated? So what should we do?

9. I'm Fang Jie. Do you want to be an excellent, abnormal, proud and selfish person?

10. I hope my choice is correct. I hope the developer can deliver the house on time and don't disturb my plan.

1 1. I want to lose weight, save money, buy food, drink, have fun, buy a car, buy a house and buy someone ~ ~ ~

12. It's rumored that the mortgage is finished, that is, Mid-Autumn Festival+National Day, and the loan is spent, so rob Peter to pay Paul.

13. Exchange your own efforts for success, and then success will be like a big slap in the face of those who once looked down on you. The louder and cooler the better!

14. increase the price to go to stock, and use the parents' provident fund to go to stock. Wait until it collapses. Buy a house in five years!

15. Now, some young people choose a spouse, the garage is the foundation, and the house is the most critical.

After buying a house, the circle of friends showed off in a low-key way. 2022 (Part II) 16. The day of moving is really tiring. The word house has always been a big difficulty for modern people, and I may have to fight for it all my life.

17. Every suite is not perfect, but even if this house has only one advantage, it just meets your needs, so it can't be wrong.

18. It has a strong heart endurance, because the current owners make counter-offers in the morning and in the afternoon.

19. Honey, you can rest assured that the house has been bought.

20. Move to a new home and get rich. The new home will bring you money. On the good day of moving, Zhang will move to a house, and the happy events in his life will never stop, and his career will be brilliant and create the future.

2 1. At first, happiness came from love, and later, security came from the house.

22. If you are a buttonwood tree, the phoenix will come to live; I am the sea, and all the rivers come together. Only when you reach that level will you have a corresponding circle, not the other way around.

I have been dissatisfied with my boss for a long time, and I am still considering changing my job. I will endure it in the future.

24. Alas ... Oh, my God ... I took the wrong title certificate to the tenant. I was so crazy that I forgot to have two property certificates ... alas! ...

25. I can't handle the results that money can handle.

26. Son preference, a problem that China has been unable to solve for thousands of years, has now been solved by real estate. ...

27. I decided to buy a house and borrowed some down payment today. The pressure is so great.

28. The pursuit of life is nothing more than having a house, which is simple and beautiful.

29. My home has bottomed out, and I went back to before liberation overnight. I'm really broke.

30. Husband (wife), our floor is a little low. The man who signed the contract with us chose a good floor and a good apartment.