What are the humorous sentences about eating vegetarian food and making friends?

First, eat more vegetarian food and less meat, never smoke and drink less, do more exercise and have less desire, and remain healthy until you are 8 or 9. Although we can't help our children, we don't burden them.

second, my friend made an appointment for a few weeks to eat vegetarian food, and finally made it at noon. Twenty yuan a person, buffet style, a whole row of all kinds of porridge and soup, although vegetarian, but the quality is absolutely no less than meat dishes, there are cooking, fruit, vegetable salad, two people eat the whole two big pots, eat to support. I can't eat dinner. Let's see if it can be completely digested and absorbed tomorrow morning. It's all because of greed!

Third, after a hard week, take advantage of the weekend to relax, travel low-carbon and eat more vegetarian food.

Fourth, it seems that I am living in a Buddhist old man's life, eating vegetarian food, drinking porridge and being pious every day. The weather warmed up in March, and my legs hurt when I just changed my thinner pants.

5. Wise people will not take the money they earn to see a doctor. It is wise to be a vegetarian.