Recommend some funny CF microphone phrases! ! !

1, I treat you like a buddy and you treat me like KFC.

2. Who says a round face is not cool? I like sheriff black cat.

Behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

God knows I lack a lovely friend, so he created you. But god lost the bucket to eat.

5, Tang Yan meat can live forever, Tang Yan shit don't know whether it has the same effect.

6. Man is a wooden stick, a pure wooden stick.

25 classic funny words

1. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

Don't cry at my grave. Dirt my path of reincarnation.

I spent my whole life looking back on my youth, and I also want to doubt my life.

Well, Mr. Zhang, you can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and then CTRL+V on your company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

6. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

8. China is unhappy first, then why China is unhappy, then why China is unhappy, why China is so unhappy, why do you say China is so unhappy, why should I say China is so unhappy, why can't you say China is so unhappy, how the fuck do I know China is so unhappy? ...

9. If you choose to look up at others at the age of 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

10. Ralph W. Sockman said: When we are in the minority, we can test our courage; We can test our tolerance when we are in the majority.

1 1. The shepherd is in a hurry all his life; Taurus, keep it all your life; Gemini, wandering all his life; Cancer, waiting for a lifetime; Lions have been in control all their lives; A virgin, who has been preparing all her life; Libra has been weighing all his life; Scorpio is suspicious all his life; Shooter, playing all his life; Capricorn, struggle for a lifetime; Aquarius has been dreaming all his life; Pisces, I don't know what I am doing all my life.

12. In the workplace, like Conan, I should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

13. Cannibals? Ben, the manager has repeatedly told me not to eat my colleagues and promised. A few days later, I couldn't help eating a detergent and was immediately found. The sentiment is: never eat people who really do things.

14. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your warm hospitality after I was cold.

15. Forever young, forever act young, forever ungrateful, forever Lacrimosa.

16. Many times you are just someone's lover, not a lover.

17. Mr. Qian Zhongshu had this evaluation of Ms. Jiang Yang, which was later regarded by sociologists as a model of ideal marriage: A. I never thought about getting married before I met her. B, I have been with her for so many years, and I have never regretted marrying her. C, I never thought of marrying another woman.

18. If you save 4.5 dollars and I save 4.5 dollars, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

19. Personally, I feel "slow" on the Internet. The faster the information, the more days it will take for the facts to surface. There is no need to be the first to condemn and the first to cry.

20. My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

2 1. All problems are ultimately a matter of time, and all troubles are actually asking for trouble.

22. I believe you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here when you leave. -We should treat fate and love like this.

24. "The biggest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young."

25. All men in the world are liars. Beautiful or not, women will be cheated. The difference is that this lucky woman found a big liar and cheated her all her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar and cheated her for some time. Have a good game and don't forget to adopt it!