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Interesting happy birthday wishes.
1. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
2. It is not necessarily a prince who rides Aries. He may be the Tang Priest. Mom said: not necessarily an angel with wings. It's a bird man. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
3. I wish you a new year: yes man, the most beautiful scenery is outside, you are the king of the world, better than Qin Shihuang; Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
When all the gods stopped opening their eyes, those retribution came silently. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
6. I planted a girlfriend in spring and married a bunch of wives in autumn. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
7, fat can't exceed 160, ugliness can't scare the cow to death, bad temper can't make you dare to listen to you, loud voice can't scare away mosquitoes and flies, the requirements are really not high, just like it. Seek a marriage partner and be in love for a long time. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
8. I'm Wang Benshan. I am twenty-three years old. I am in estrus and want to talk about love. Working in a hotel as a foreman every day with a salary of 2500 yuan. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
9. A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "of course, we are not one or two years old!" " "Happy birthday to you!
10, real life is very simple, emotional space is very lonely, nothing to do online, want to find a marriage. The young man is 28 years old and wants to find a companion and spend money to enjoy it. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
1 1. Sorry, I let it slip: when I arrived at a platform by bus, the driver suddenly asked, "Did anyone get off?" No one got off! " Suddenly the car laughed. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
12, I wish you to be a happy shop assistant: if you have nothing to do, watch the duet, happy plum blossoms bloom twice, listen to a beautiful duet, get a double salary, don't have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps, everyone says you are stupid! Best wishes for a happy birthday!
13. Two patients escaped from a mental hospital and fled to a tree to rest. Suddenly, A fell down with a loud cry. B ask quickly, how did you fall? Yes, it's your turn! No, I'm not familiar with it! Best wishes for a happy birthday!
14, when there is no money, everyone you meet is an uncle-try to make money; If you have money, everyone who sees you is an uncle-spend money smartly; Money makes the mare go-make money hard; Money makes the mare go-spend money to your heart's content; I wish you: make more money and spend more! Best wishes for a happy birthday!
15, all relationships that don't aim at marriage are obscene hooligans, and all relationships that aim at marriage are upper-class hooligans ~ ~ Happy birthday to you!
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