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The bicycle is no longer important at this moment

One day the math teacher drank too much and the alcohol smell was very strong. Then I told my deskmate that he had drunk too much. When the math teacher heard this, he said loudly: I was drinking, but I was not drinking. Duo, is what I said wrong about this question? Is there anything wrong? I said: That's right. The teacher said: Okay, let’s take a look at the following dish...

My sister, who is in junior high school, had her bicycle stolen in the community. My parents took us to the property to check the surveillance, but no thief was found. Bicycle, but found a little boy holding hands with his sister to the gate of the community. . . The bike didn't matter at this point. .

A neighbor boy got into a fight, and at noon the next day, about 10 people blocked the door of his house. He closed the door and shouted until I could call someone if he could. The guy opposite actually agreed and said he would wait for you for 10 minutes. I saw a neighbor guy on the roof making a phone call with his cell phone. I only heard the question: "Feed the demon spirit?" I was blocked by about ten people at the door of my house and wanted to chop me. Can they be there in 10 minutes? Thank you very much!

When I was a child, I saw something in a pink package and said to my dad: "I want this." Daddy said: "I can't have this!" I sat on the ground and cried loudly, as if you wouldn't buy it for me. I can't afford it. I really had no choice but to buy the daddy for me, and then I took the bus home with a big bag of auntie towels and the daddy.

I told Brother Peng, "Many people think that the daughter's kingdom in "Journey to the West" is the easiest level in the Eighty-One Dilemma, and some people think it is the hardest level in the Eighty-One Dilemma. "Guan, what do you think?" Brother Peng said with emotion, "If I were Tang Monk, it would probably be the finale in the Kingdom of Women..."

During the Chinese New Year, I was offering incense to the gods' tablets, and my nephew happened to be there. Playing next to me, I said: Come, kowtow to the gods a few times, and make a wish, and it will come true. . When he refused, I grabbed him and kicked him: Hurry! Reluctantly, he knelt down and knelt, still muttering. I walked out with satisfaction. When I got to the door, my foot slipped and I fell to the ground. At this time, I saw my nephew was stunned and cried loudly: I'm sorry, uncle, I was just joking, I didn't expect him to be so clever. . I have already guessed what this naughty kid made a wish for!

Apologize just apologize. "I'm sorry" followed by "Okay" can make her extinguished fire ignite again.

My wife was a matchmaker with her divorced best friend, and she had no experience and said this after a long time: A teapot should not only match one teacup, but at least three or four. So in ancient times, men had three wives and four concubines; as for women, You need three obediences and four virtues...right...you know what I'm talking about, right? My best friend smiled and said: Sister, I understand. Are you going to introduce me to someone as a second wife or a concubine?

A: My boyfriend stopped talking to me after seeing a few ambiguous text messages from me. B: Be content! My mom smashed the phone without flipping through anything on my dad’s phone. A: Why? B: Because all the text messages were sent by my mother and deleted by my father. He said they were disturbing.

Today I have a friend whose wife ran away with his best friend and was scolded by the leader for no reason. Just when he was frustrated, he suddenly smiled, picked up his phone and typed: I have a friend today?

My friend wanted to have a nose job, but her husband always disagreed, but she still kept persist in. Arriving at the entrance of the plastic surgery hospital, her husband suddenly said: If you have a nose pad, you won't be able to squeeze out blackheads. So, the two left the hospital. Bicycle slogans

1. Cycling, always on the road.

2. It’s a long way to ride among the bamboo forest and grass.

3. Transportation and fitness, low carbon and more efficient.

4. The road of knights, the heart of a brave man.

5. Cycling experience, one step at a time.

6. Brand-name bicycles, extraordinary moments.

7. A kind of rotation that never stops, ride it. juvenile.

8. If your heart moves with you, you will have endless riding fun.

9. A ride that just goes away.

10. Walk your own way.

11. A strong life requires riding.

12. Travel the earth and stay healthy.

13. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it.

14. Movement and stillness are free, and riding is endless fun.

15. Keep the wonderful cycling era.

16. Experience the joy of two wheels.

17. Cycling is fun and convenient.

18. A car travels thousands of miles.

19. Travelers are welcome everywhere, so it’s a good choice for travel.

20. Healthy cycling and exercise for health.

21. Ride your own car and let others go in traffic.

22. Walk with love and shorten the distance between you and me.

23. You can travel freely on narrow roads, and show your power in traffic jams.

24. Riding around the world will lead to freedom.

25. Enjoy riding and enjoy endless riding.

26. The coolest mount, the most real enjoyment.

27. You have your own pursuit. I have my solo ride.

28. Environmentally friendly, healthy, and resounding for riding.

29. The new era of bicycles, the fashionistas.

30. Walking together, there is scenery everywhere.

31. Freedom, bicycle.

32. Energy-saving and healthy travel, green Chinese dream.

33. Benefit the world and pursue excellence.

34. Own a bicycle and own the world.

35. Same road, different riding pleasure.

36. Ride with nature and protect the environment.

37. Keep your mouth shut and open your legs.

38. New bicycle trends, buy whatever style you like.

39. The quality is optional, and the excitement is optional.

40. The long road of life is your own path.

41. Green activists, let green action take place.

42. Don’t ask where the road is, the road lies under your feet.

43. There is no end to development and quality will always follow.

44. Let everyone become a car owner.

45. Originated from nature, skilled in craftsmanship and seeking comfort.

46. The excitement lies in sales, and the worry lies in after-sales service.

47. Fashion angel, riding around the world.

48. World quality, freedom and comfort.

49. Let the world turn at my feet.

50. Ride the world’s bicycle and take the Chinese road.

51. Fitness for all, everyone has a place to ride.

52. Cycling is a healthy way of exercise.

53. Go your own way and let others envy you.

54. Green travel, ecological peace of mind.

55. There are thousands of bicycles, but the quality is leading.

56. It will be more exciting once you ride.

57. Work hard and have amazing riding skills.

58. Facing the breeze and the fragrance of flowers, you can be happy anytime and anywhere.

59. Travel on the go, attracting neighbors with green and low carbon.

60. The blue sky makes cycling easy. Bicycle safety slogans

1. Do not buy bicycles from unknown sources and report illegal activities if found.

2. Strengthen bicycle safety management and improve people’s awareness of anti-theft.

3. When choosing a car lock, focus on quality and safety precautions.

4. The more care you take when storing your car, the more peace of mind you will have in your life.

5. Everyone gathers firewood and works together to maintain public order.

6. Install the anti-theft lock in your heart and tighten your safety belt.

7. Heart-to-heart weaving a protective net, hand in hand with the same safety door.

8. Safety management goes hand in hand, and harmonious homes are connected heart to heart.

9. Everyone participates in bicycle management and everyone benefits from bicycle safety.

10. Safety comes from vigilance, and theft comes from paralysis.

11. Neighbors watch for safety, and carelessness is dangerous.

12. Riding a bicycle is a great pleasure, but safety against theft comes first.

13. It is the obligation of every citizen to boycott the purchase of illegal bicycles.

14. Drivers should be careful, be careful in defense, and be ethical.

15. Safety begins with the heart, and prevention begins with action.

16. When buying and selling used cars, you need an invoice. Don’t ask for it if you don’t know where it came from.

17. The police and citizens have built an anti-theft net to ensure the safety of bicycles.

18. Although locking and storing your car is troublesome, it ensures safety and no hidden dangers.

19. Don’t be careless about locking the car after leaving the car. Keep safety precautions in mind.

20. Bicycles are convenient for you, me and others, and safety management depends on everyone.

21. Prevention starts from the heart, and management starts from me.

22. Keep safety in mind and prevent disasters before they happen.

23. Bicycles are so convenient that people of all ages can see them every day.

24. Don’t buy stolen cars because they encourage crime and bring disaster.

25. Don’t be greedy for cheap and buy stolen cars, which will help the evildoers and harm yourself.

26. Be careful when buying used cars, and only use legitimate channels.

27. Standardize used car transactions and cut off the source of stolen cars.

28. Park and lock, it is safe for you and me.

29. Take precautions before they happen and ensure safety attentively; bicycles are easy to steal, so be careful.

30. Don’t save time when storing, and don’t be greedy for a penny when buying.

31. The car is good only if it is well ridden, parked well, and locked.

32. Buying and selling stolen cars will bring trouble, and you should not get any ill-gotten gains.

33. Bicycle management is no small matter, and people’s lives are a major matter.

34. Lost your bicycle, there are so many worries.

35. Everyone participates in safety management, and a harmonious home is safe everywhere.

36. Register a bicycle when you buy it, and there is a basis for safety management.

37. When buying a car, you must have an invoice. If the car is lost, report it as soon as possible.

38. Be sure to lock your car when you store it, otherwise you will get angry if you lose your car.

39. Regulate the used bicycle trading market and block illegal bicycle sales channels.

40. Bicycle safety prevention depends on everyone, and bicycle safety management is for everyone.

41. Everyone participates in bicycle management, and people benefit from settling down at home.

42. Don’t look for trouble, please lock your bicycle.

43. With a safety lock in your heart, your car will be safe all year round.

44. Bicycles are everywhere, and safety management depends on everyone.

45. Be careful when buying a car, be attentive when riding a bike, and be careful when storing a car.

46. Don’t forget to ask for the license plate when storing your car. There will be evidence to claim for lost car.

47. Provide extensive clues and severely punish car thieves.

48. The police and citizens must build anti-theft nets to ensure the safety of bicycles.

49. Don’t be greedy for price when buying a car, and complete the transaction before completing the procedures.

50. There are thousands of bicycles in the house, so safety depends on everyone.

51. The most important thing about bicycle safety is prevention. Always keep the lock on hand.

52. Bicycles are in thousands of homes, and men, women, old and young cannot live without them.

53. Bicycles are in thousands of homes, and safety management depends on everyone.

54. It only costs 20 cents to look at a car. It is safer to hang a small sign.

55. Don’t buy a black car, don’t repair a suspect car, and you will be held accountable if you sell stolen goods.

56. Pay more attention when driving, and the risk will be reduced.

57. It is honorable to abide by the law, but shameful to violate the law; if one person commits a crime, the whole family suffers.

58. Forge safe concentric locks and build a harmonious home.

59. Regulate the second-hand car market and block the channels for selling stolen goods.

60. Bicycles are so convenient, and safety management is the key. Talk about my breakdown at this moment. Talk about my depression at this moment.

1. The reason why I feel lonely is not that no one cares about me, but that you, the one I care about, don’t care about me.

2. Even if I almost collapsed when I bought the high-speed rail ticket last night, I set the alarm clock to buy the ticket at 6 in the morning.

3. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse. Your casual words will indeed make me seriously sad for a long time, but you don't even bother to deal with me. Then don't take the initiative and don't care. Goodbye like this, never see you again, never see you again

4. Insomnia all night long. It’s been almost a month. All kinds of disturbing things came together again. collapse.

5. Along the way, or the cynicism I have received all the way up to now, after so many years of hard work, no one helped me, I could only rely on myself. Emotional collapse, everything I felt I was right for myself. No matter how many gifts I receive at Christmas, it is useless. I am satisfied with just one word from the teacher.

6. There are people who don’t have basic trust or the ability to trust others. If you don’t spend time, money, or a smile every day to support the obscure anxiety and nameless panic deep in your heart, this kind of person will Depression, hesitation, and panic continue to spread a dark and cold atmosphere, suppressing those around him to the edge of collapse.

7. We are all fragile and will be struck down by reality, leaving us alone and shattered beyond recognition.

8. When I found out that you don’t love me, I realized that letting go is more painful than not having to love.

9. We were in love, and it makes me sad to think about it.

10. On the seventh day after the breakup, I looked at you leaning on someone else's shoulder. The smile on your face was so relaxed and natural, without any sadness at the time of the breakup.

11. I feel like I’m going crazy... I often want to smash things, but my unwillingness to clean them up overwhelms my irritability...

12. Talking to myself: It happened again just now Tell me some better news. Two years ago, I thought I had leukemia and waited for the results for several days. ! In comparison, the worst case of a minor illness should be fine. It's just that repeated repetitions make people prone to psychological breakdown.

13. After several days of physical and mental torture, anxiety, depression and collapse, a large part of my work was dealing with after-sales service left by others, but there was no movement on my own orders. At noon today, my frustration reached its peak. I really I don’t want to do it anymore... After several price reductions and replacement of parts, Greek John finally agreed to pay tomorrow. I listened to the music happily tonight... I hope the payment goes smoothly. Payment went smoothly! smoothly! smoothly! Office at 9 o'clock.

14. Disintegrated my greedy love and collapsed your world

15. Finally entered 30 years old. Others say that I am free and unrestrained, but they don’t know that this has been the most difficult and devastating year of my life. Once you get through it, it will be sunny. Give yourself a boost.

16. No one leaves you because of impulse. You can’t see those tears of sadness and helplessness that you endure again and again. Like a crack under a dam that gradually widens due to erosion, all you see is the moment it collapses.

17. After walking the same street, you return to two worlds.

18. The crisp sound of biting your lip and the majestic bright blood surround your nerves that are about to collapse

19. All I need is your love for me when I am lost. , all I need is your words to accompany me when I collapse,

20. With such a love rival, a boy’s heart will collapse...

21. Burn anytime and anywhere Collapse

22. If you think you are beautiful, then the world will be beautiful. But when I met the unreasonable menopausal aunt, I still collapsed inside. And in the past, I would fight head-on, but now I just walk away with disdain, but I am still very unhappy inside. I really hope I won't be affected by bad emotions. Don't want to break down inside. come on. Lulu.

23. When I opened my eyes this morning, I saw a message from the nanny at 12:30 last night, asking me to calculate the second-level results. Both he and the class monitor forgot to tell me to prepare a second-level score sheet. I didn’t want to find someone to ask about my grades until I broke down and left my mother alone in the hotel. Tears welled up in my eyes, and I was so moved.

24. People say that if they go north to play in a sauna center, one or two cold shocks will occur, and the values ????that have been established for more than 20 years will completely collapse.

25. In the high school entrance examination and college entrance examination in three months, there is no telling how many people will collapse. Hey, China’s education has such a desperate rhythm

26. It was really an exhausting weekend. I almost collapsed last night when I carried Daniel to the hospital. Fortunately, although Daniel is silly and cute, he is blessed with great luck. The little silly cat will have to wear a collar for more than half of May. Next, let’s work together to get better soon and continue to be a cute cat

27. Cao Ni Ma, my face depends entirely on my bangs. I got a haircut yesterday and I collapsed

28. Today, I went to fish for QQ drift bottles and fished one, but it collapsed when I saw it! "One more bottle."

29. Every time Valentine's Day is approaching, I break up! I'm a bit broken!

30. The world is getting colder, people are warm and cold, and my heart is as gray as death. The spiritual world is extremely fragile, and the decadent emotions are on the verge of collapse. Fortunately, I met you in these desperate days. Your soft words often linger in my ears, and your warmth has kept me awake for many sleepless days. That night, your emotional eyes said goodbye to so many emotions, warmed so many pieces of memories, the beautiful feelings, and the familiarity will deeply engraved in your heart forever.