What is the function of smoke?

100 benefits of smoking Category I: Common reasons 1 Smoking can refresh you. It is well known that smoking can keep your hands away. (Generally, it depends on how your LP asks you, whether you are allowed to put it around, hehe ~~) 3 Smoking can enhance sexual function. Smoking can increase national tax revenue. Smoking can ensure that cigarette factory workers are not laid off and increase the employment rate. Smoking can enhance the relationship between people. Smoking helps to think. (It varies from person to person, so smokers say.) In the cold winter, smoking can keep warm. When drinking, smoking can adjust the atmosphere and relieve hangover. Some people don't think so. ) Smoking can be used as a substitute for detoxification. The second category: expanding reasons 1 1 It is said that tar produced by smoking can keep poisonous snakes at a distance. 12 Smoking can relieve the odor during defecation. 13 Smoking can test whether the indoor smoke alarm works (you can also enjoy a free shower if you want to take a shower). 14 Smokers can use cigarettes to reward others for completing your work (Big Brother in Peacock earns a lot). 15 smoking can help you understand geography and culture. Culture of cigarette factories and cigarette cases in different places. Smoking can increase your knowledge, for example: KENT = Kiss Ever Never Teach! Wait a minute. 17 Smoking certain cigarettes (like Mohe cigarettes in Xinjiang) can prolong life. (According to records, most elderly people with longevity in Xinjiang smoke this kind of cigarette) 18 Smoking can wash away the ventilation when they have a cold and a stuffy nose. 19 tobacco and its ash can stop bleeding. Go on an outing with lp in summer, enjoy the cool at night, and smoking can help LP repel mosquitoes! 2 1 Smoking brings fire. In case of an accident, don't drill wood to make a fire! Light a cigarette with LP and set off fireworks during the Spring Festival! When you meet LM flirting with LP, you can pretend to be the boss with crooked cigarettes (scare LM away)! Smoking more will make you sound like Yang Kun and Adu, and satisfy the desire of LP idolization! Smoking will make you look mature and satisfy LP's desire for mature men! Women smoking will appear elegant, confused and uncertain, and it is not easy for men to see through! Women smoking will encourage LG to buy new clothes often! (Always burn a hole) 28 When watching "The Same Song", smoking can save light sticks (just light a few cigarettes)! After 29 ML, smoking is the most effective means to relieve fatigue! Smoking can make women (even angels) look ambiguous. (Little potato angel is smoking, which looks like LM at first glance) 31It's easy for a lady to find a one-night stand when she smokes. When she squinted at a cigarette in the bar, she looked very * *. Smoking can help you find the feeling of a fairy. A cigarette after a meal is better than a living fairy. (Don't envy the fairy sister) 33 Smoking can call the fire truck off 1 19. Smoking is good. If you want to take an oath, lick the blood with any fish or beans, even if there is no fragrance, three cigarettes can get it. Smoking is better for world-weariness, which will shorten life span. Smoking can establish your prestige, make people afraid of you and stay away from your speech (for fear of being knocked down by your bad breath). Smoking can let you know a lot about hypertension, hyperlipidemia, cerebral thrombosis, gastric ulcer, heart disease and other medical knowledge and various drugs. Who can avoid getting sick? Smoking sometimes attracts PLMM's attention and takes the initiative to strike up a conversation (hey! You put out your cigarette. Smoking while surfing the internet, non-LCD monitors will not irritate eyes, and PLMM is also hazy. When you go to the park to date MM and wait for boredom, light a cigarette and let the ants know what cruelty is. 4 1 When fishing, it is more comfortable to smoke a cigarette, and you can also smoke angelfish. You can also smoke, drive a tractor as a sports car and experience the feeling of smoking at high speed. After smoking, plucking and burning, you can feel the taste of game (like what firebird) that you haven't eaten for a long time. When you feel scared in Bai Sensen's room, smoking more can turn it into warm milky white. When smoking, farting and spitting in the street, you can do a social survey by the way to see if there are problems in urban sanitation facilities and management. On a desert island, when in trouble, cigarettes ignite weeds and send out SOS signals. Building a harmonious society, investigating the issues concerning agriculture, countryside and farmers, and smoking a cigarette with the old peasants can bring the relationship between the party and the masses closer. After smoking, you can buy some beautiful handicrafts (ashtrays, lighters) at home. After smoking, you have increased the good habit of collecting cigarette cases and smoking utensils. After smoking, if you have a conflict with your girlfriend, you can use cigarettes to introspect and burn your wrists, and remember them all your life. 5 1 Smoking can bring the relationship with children closer. At a friend's wedding, there is a program to tease the bride and groom. Cigarettes are necessary props. Lighting a cigarette for a guest at a wedding is an indispensable ceremony. Handing cigarettes is the best way to apologize when friends who are embarrassed and have not talked for a long time meet. How to deeply understand the concepts of nicotine, nicotine and tar without smoking? Forgetting to bring paper to the toilet can be solved with a cigarette case. Underage smoking will attract the attention of divorced parents. Students smoking can attract teachers' attention and even make adulterous fathers happy (you can urge beautiful teachers to visit at home). The most romantic thing about smoking is that she will always think of your faint smell of tobacco. Smoking can also become famous overnight, and throwing a cigarette butt can cause a fire in Daxing' anling. 6 1 smoking won't make you feel that "people are separated and the team is not easy to bring." When there is a shortage of cigarettes, everyone smokes a cigarette together, which is very United. When it is difficult, everyone smokes, hands out cigarettes and listens to MM's beautiful singing. Even in Shangganling, there is a yearning. When you are in trouble, hand out a cigarette while smoking and listen to the anxious accordion sound. Even in cold Siberia, you will be as hopeful as Paul for a noble cause. Smoking a pipe will make you look like a leader like Stalin. If you smoke for a long time, you can use your eyes, nose, ears and other parts to smoke, and you can apply for the Guinness Book of Records. Smoking while driving can cause * * * and bring you closer to your idol. Smokers can also play poker with cigarettes. Go to Emei Mountain to see monkeys. Smokers can tease monkeys with cigarettes and watch them smoke funny. Smokers can also play tricks on people by setting off firecrackers in cigarettes. As long as you smoke a few mouthfuls and squeeze them into the ashtray, you will certainly find inspiration (solving clues, making decisions, etc.). ) 7 1 When you are down and out, crouch in the corner at night and pick up a cigarette to prevent others from hitting you by bike. When you are depressed, smoking in the corner of the bar won't be recognized and bother you. Smoke a cigarette when you are sad, the smoke is hazy, and others will not find that you are not strong when you cry. Smoke a cigarette and cough twice when you are moved. Even if tears come down, people won't think you are too emotional. Having nothing to do, smoking a cigarette becomes the magic that makes PLMM happy. During the trial, it was the easiest thing for JCSS to promise a cigarette. When you meet a leader who smokes, you will give gifts to Greater China during the Spring Festival. Who will give that stupid brain platinum? How can you feel the pain of cancer patients without smoking? When I went to work on a cold morning in winter, the bicycle lock froze. If you have nothing to do, we will smoke and bake lighters. 80 girlfriends like Li Yong who is lucky at 52. It's okay. Squeeze plasticine and give him a Koizumi pig hairstyle with tobacco. I like the Happy Dictionary King. It's okay. Before attending the program, smoke a few more packs of cigarettes and smoke him to death. I believe she will remember me as a player all her life. I want to have an affair, that's all right. LP can't smell her perfume at all. It's all smoke bombs I met a broken movie I didn't like at the cinema and smoked a cigarette. The librarian immediately drove me away. LP doesn't want to leave. 84 nights of self-study, I was lying in bed hungry, and my buddy in the other room wanted to smoke in the middle of the night. When it disappeared, I went to our bookshelf and got a cigarette. The midnight snack is solved. I smoke a lot, and my home is made of handicrafts made of cigarette cases by LP. Beautiful! 86 MM, don't smoke, lovelorn, want me to smoke. Maybe my chance has come! In A Chinese Odyssey, if the Supreme Treasure smokes, he puts a cigarette in Tang Priest's mouth so as not to listen to his nagging. If you smoke 88 MM, you will be robbed by a heavy smoker. Just give him a cigarette. Why rob him? Smokers will definitely not attract bedbugs, lice, fleas, etc. 90 Smoking can enhance patriotism (smoking domestic cigarettes, Greater China, Shilin) 9 1 Because of smoking, with the improvement of smoking products, I deeply understand that science and technology are the primary productive forces 92 Because of smoking, with the development of smoking, I see that brands rise and fall because of smoking, and I deeply understand that development is the last word. Because of smoking, I deeply understand Theory of Three Represents's important thought, which represents the needs of the development of productive forces (to produce, we must improve our sexual ability and smoke), represents the direction of advanced culture ("immortal" culture, smoking can achieve selflessness), and represents the interests of the people (there are a large number of employees in the tobacco industry). A cigarette won't make you fall asleep in the midnight oil (it will burn your hand sooner or later). 96 public places quit smoking, and smokers have the opportunity to exercise their endurance. 97 stars are smoking cigarettes, and fans tell their stories in the world of mortals, which can make people feel vicissitudes. Thinking of misty clouds after smoking can help you get rid of lovelorn and forget the past. Smokers can also burn the ass with cigarettes, which will trip the ass. 100 Smokers can also burn their silly, round, white and furry pig toys into beautiful, black and white, but still silly bamboo.