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Is mother's little cotton-padded jacket a girl or a boy?

Some people say that sons should be leather jackets. When it is cold, it can't stop the cold. When it's warm, it's too hot to throw away, and it's especially expensive.

The new generation of China people basically bid farewell to the tradition of son preference, so from the perspective of parents' happiness,

Which is happier, having a son or a daughter?

In the era of big data, a sample survey of 4309 families in 72 prefecture-level cities gave the answer.

1, 1-3 years old

Parental happiness index: having a girl > having a boy.

Boys are lively and active, not careful. What thermos bottles, power plugs, art knives ... Usually a clean and tidy home has become a safety hazard everywhere.

What else is there? Climb on the table and jump from a height. Wearing clean clothes, I rolled in the mud in less than a minute.

And that girl is always quiet. Give her a beautiful dress and she will sit there as beautiful as a little public exercise. Whether posing or snapping, the effect of photos is beautiful!

As for boys, no matter when they take pictures, they are not in the state, leaving only their parents messy in the wind.

2, 3-6 years old

Parental happiness index: having boys > having girls.

There is a price to pay for cultivating a small public performance. Girls have to think about how to dress her up every day. Is it a sunny girl or a pure loli? It's really nerve-racking

There are more and more long braids, and even a clumsy father should learn to comb his baby daughter's hair. The technical difficulty is too high, especially for lazy parents.

As for boys, it's too simple, bald head, vest shorts, so mixed down in a summer! And there is no sense of disobedience. If you go out, it will take five minutes at most from grooming to going downstairs. Parents can't help but sigh that boys are so easy to raise!

3, 6- 12 years old

Parental happiness index: having a girl = having a boy.

Boys and girls in this period are in a stable period both physically and psychologically. They are at school during the day and come back at night to do homework and tell stories. They have a good day. Eating well, learning well and playing well are the same needs of boys and girls in this period, so the happiness index of parents is basically the same at this time.

4. 12- 18 years old

Parental happiness index: having boys > having girls.

After entering adolescence, the girl's parents are obviously not calm. A daughter who has worked so hard to raise must not be abducted by a bad boy because of puppy love.

So the happiness index is declining! And the parents of boys have long snickered as long as their sons don't make trouble.

5. 18-30 years old

Parental happiness index: having a girl > having a boy.

Congratulations to the girl's parents for coming to the era of "mother-in-law wins". When my mother-in-law shouts real estate, she will shake three times! At this stage, female parents not only control the level of house prices, but also control the happiness index of male parents.

Moreover, the young couple who entered the marriage spent significantly longer time with the woman's parents than the man, so it goes without saying who is happy to have boys and girls!

6.30 -35 years old

Parental happiness index: having girls > boys.

Most of the boys and girls in this age group are married and have children, and they are faced with the problem of bringing up children.

According to the current national conditions in China, grandmothers are in the majority. Finally, when the children are older, they can enjoy a few years of retirement. In a blink of an eye, they have added grandchildren and have to take care of the children day and night.